Sex on the Beach in Dubai was stupid but THIS

[dubai_phil]

Jeez it must have been a great lay.....

 

 

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/7629433.stm

 

Train crushes railway sex couple

 

A couple in South Africa who were having sex on a railway track in Mpumalanga Province have been killed by a goods train, police say.

 

Spokesman Abie Khoabane said it took place on Friday evening and the victims were yet to be identified.

 

He told local newspapers that the couple ignored the driver's shouts as he moved the train into the disused station in Kinross town.

 

"They continued with their business," he told the Sowetan paper.

 

According to South Africa's Beeld newspaper, the area was deserted with no cars or houses nearby.

 

The man died at the scene and the woman died later at hospital, the Sowetan reports.

 

The police have appealed for those with missing relatives to come forward to help with their investigation.

[Robsk II]

Maybe they were deaf. And blind.

[Guest Dark Sotonic Mills]

They ignored the driver's shouts. Is that all he tried. Err, don't South African trains have brakes then?

[Robsk II]

No. They never, ever stop.

[Guest Dark Sotonic Mills]

No. They never, ever stop.

 

At least they are always on time then.

[Hatch]

Spokesman Abie Khoabane said it took place on Friday evening and the victims were yet to be identified.

 

 

Was he in Star Wars?

[Saint Martini]

They like it rough?

[Robsk II]

There's a bit of rough, a bit of cliched furry handcuffs and so on. But these people were hardcore. I salute them.

Edited 23 September, 2008 by Robsk II

[Hatch]

I saulte them.

 

Not heard of that, sounds perverted though.

[Master Bates]

[Crouchie's Lawyer]

I bet he was goin' like a train....

[Penfold]

Was he in Star Wars?

 

Made me laugh

[Robsk II]

I bet he was goin' like a train....

 

Poorest joke on this thread.

[Crouchie's Lawyer]

Poorest joke on this thread.

 

Do I get an award?

[Jillyanne]

Poorest joke in the world.

 

I corrected it for you.

[Robsk II]

Do I get an award?

 

No. Just the booby prize that is shame.

[Crouchie's Lawyer]

I corrected it for you.

 

Erm, im sure there are far worse jokes in the world jillyanne

[Trevor in Vancouver]

I expect they were coming and going at the same time.

[Calvin]

Another poor joke.. Choo choo! In the tunnel and out. I cumm'd with a mighty bang

 

(I deserve the award for the poorest joke!)

[Summers]

Hope the train didn't shoot past the station :-S

[Saint in Paradise]

Should have used a condom then they would have been having safe sex and the train

wouldn't have been able to kill them.

[Shrek]

This thread has gone off track I think we need a signal to start again from a new platform, as I don't think anyone's likely to put the brakes on this one...

[The Tango Man]

Hard lines really , stupid shunts..