dubai_phil Posted 23 September, 2008 Share Posted 23 September, 2008 Jeez it must have been a great lay..... http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/7629433.stm Train crushes railway sex couple A couple in South Africa who were having sex on a railway track in Mpumalanga Province have been killed by a goods train, police say. Spokesman Abie Khoabane said it took place on Friday evening and the victims were yet to be identified. He told local newspapers that the couple ignored the driver's shouts as he moved the train into the disused station in Kinross town. "They continued with their business," he told the Sowetan paper. According to South Africa's Beeld newspaper, the area was deserted with no cars or houses nearby. The man died at the scene and the woman died later at hospital, the Sowetan reports. The police have appealed for those with missing relatives to come forward to help with their investigation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robsk II Posted 23 September, 2008 Share Posted 23 September, 2008 Maybe they were deaf. And blind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dark Sotonic Mills Posted 23 September, 2008 Share Posted 23 September, 2008 They ignored the driver's shouts. Is that all he tried. Err, don't South African trains have brakes then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robsk II Posted 23 September, 2008 Share Posted 23 September, 2008 No. They never, ever stop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dark Sotonic Mills Posted 23 September, 2008 Share Posted 23 September, 2008 No. They never, ever stop. At least they are always on time then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 23 September, 2008 Share Posted 23 September, 2008 Spokesman Abie Khoabane said it took place on Friday evening and the victims were yet to be identified. Was he in Star Wars? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Martini Posted 23 September, 2008 Share Posted 23 September, 2008 They like it rough? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robsk II Posted 23 September, 2008 Share Posted 23 September, 2008 (edited) There's a bit of rough, a bit of cliched furry handcuffs and so on. But these people were hardcore. I salute them. Edited 23 September, 2008 by Robsk II Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 23 September, 2008 Share Posted 23 September, 2008 I saulte them. Not heard of that, sounds perverted though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Bates Posted 23 September, 2008 Share Posted 23 September, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 23 September, 2008 Share Posted 23 September, 2008 I bet he was goin' like a train.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penfold Posted 23 September, 2008 Share Posted 23 September, 2008 Was he in Star Wars? Made me laugh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robsk II Posted 23 September, 2008 Share Posted 23 September, 2008 I bet he was goin' like a train.... Poorest joke on this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 23 September, 2008 Share Posted 23 September, 2008 Poorest joke on this thread. Do I get an award? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jillyanne Posted 23 September, 2008 Share Posted 23 September, 2008 Poorest joke in the world. I corrected it for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robsk II Posted 23 September, 2008 Share Posted 23 September, 2008 Do I get an award? No. Just the booby prize that is shame. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 23 September, 2008 Share Posted 23 September, 2008 I corrected it for you. Erm, im sure there are far worse jokes in the world jillyanne Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trevor in Vancouver Posted 23 September, 2008 Share Posted 23 September, 2008 I expect they were coming and going at the same time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calvin Posted 23 September, 2008 Share Posted 23 September, 2008 Another poor joke.. Choo choo! In the tunnel and out. I cumm'd with a mighty bang (I deserve the award for the poorest joke!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Summers Posted 23 September, 2008 Share Posted 23 September, 2008 Hope the train didn't shoot past the station :-S Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint in Paradise Posted 24 September, 2008 Share Posted 24 September, 2008 Should have used a condom then they would have been having safe sex and the train wouldn't have been able to kill them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shrek Posted 24 September, 2008 Share Posted 24 September, 2008 This thread has gone off track I think we need a signal to start again from a new platform, as I don't think anyone's likely to put the brakes on this one... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Tango Man Posted 24 September, 2008 Share Posted 24 September, 2008 Hard lines really , stupid shunts.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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