saintkiptanui Posted 25 March, 2010 Share Posted 25 March, 2010 Walkig home from the pub last saturday a little cat followed me home (over a mile) I went into my house and said goodnight and left it sitting on my doorstep, in the morning I went to get the papers and the cat was still sat on the doorstep, I let her in, she is now my cat, she licks my arm pit in the morning when we have cuddles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tractor_Saint Posted 25 March, 2010 Share Posted 25 March, 2010 Walkig home from the pub last saturday a little cat followed me home (over a mile) I went into my house and said goodnight and left it sitting on my doorstep, in the morning I went to get the papers and the cat was still sat on the doorstep, I let her in, she is now my cat, she licks my arm pit in the morning when we have cuddles. Suggest you take her to the vets to (a) get checked out and (b) to see if she's been microchipped. If she hasn't then you can live in comfort that the previous owners weren't bothered about her getting lost. If she has, then you can trace the owners and also go to the local rescue centre and get yourself a nice replacement and teach it to lick whatever you like (erk) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted 25 March, 2010 Share Posted 25 March, 2010 More to the point, check her out for worms. If she licks your armpit or other regions, you will soon have tapeworm as a resident pet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintkiptanui Posted 25 March, 2010 Author Share Posted 25 March, 2010 Suggest you take her to the vets to (a) get checked out and (b) to see if she's been microchipped. If she hasn't then you can live in comfort that the previous owners weren't bothered about her getting lost. If she has, then you can trace the owners and also go to the local rescue centre and get yourself a nice replacement and teach it to lick whatever you like (erk)All done, went to the vets the next day, no chip and no cats of her description lost, she was very skinny and obviosly been lost for a few days. I am happy to just stick with the armpit licking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tractor_Saint Posted 25 March, 2010 Share Posted 25 March, 2010 ... Cat hater Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintkiptanui Posted 25 March, 2010 Author Share Posted 25 March, 2010 More to the point, check her out for worms. If she licks your armpit or other regions, you will soon have tapeworm as a resident pet. Going to the vet next week for all checks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tractor_Saint Posted 25 March, 2010 Share Posted 25 March, 2010 All done, went to the vets the next day, no chip and no cats of her description lost, she was very skinny and obviosly been lost for a few days. I am happy to just stick with the armpit licking. Fantastic! Well done for taking her in and being her new dad / mum / beatch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted 25 March, 2010 Share Posted 25 March, 2010 All done, went to the vets the next day, no chip and no cats of her description lost, she was very skinny and obviosly been lost for a few days. I am happy to just stick with the armpit licking. Worms Do not play with her anus until she has been vaccinated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintkiptanui Posted 25 March, 2010 Author Share Posted 25 March, 2010 Thanks, she is very pretty and docile, she will lie on her back with her feet in the air and let me flick them, I sometimes sing "put your hands up in the air for detroit, a lovely city" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted 25 March, 2010 Share Posted 25 March, 2010 Can you post a picture of your cat please. And what name have you chosen? I like Mary. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weston Super Saint Posted 25 March, 2010 Share Posted 25 March, 2010 Going to the vet next week for all checks. Don't forget the cat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tractor_Saint Posted 25 March, 2010 Share Posted 25 March, 2010 I like Mary. Purrdew?? Can we name it? Can we? Can we please? Go on, let's vote on it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CB Saint Posted 25 March, 2010 Share Posted 25 March, 2010 Seeing as you are taking in cats, how about if I crack on with the Strategic Relocation ploy to rid my garden of cats and instead on dumping them half way up the M3, I give them to you. How many cats can you handle? I think there five cats here, four I can pretty much guarentee delivery on. The fifth might be a bit tricky due to its new found timidity thanks to its encounter with a bucket of water today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LVSaint Posted 25 March, 2010 Share Posted 25 March, 2010 Markus. Markus Leibpurr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintkiptanui Posted 25 March, 2010 Author Share Posted 25 March, 2010 Can you post a picture of your cat please. And what name have you chosen? I like Mary.I call it cat or it but the missus calls it Munchkin, this is too gay and I refuse to call her by it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintkiptanui Posted 25 March, 2010 Author Share Posted 25 March, 2010 How do I post a picture from facebook. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted 25 March, 2010 Share Posted 25 March, 2010 http://www.imageshack.us/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redondo Saint Posted 25 March, 2010 Share Posted 25 March, 2010 We all want a picture! Are you allowed to poste a pussy picture? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintkiptanui Posted 25 March, 2010 Author Share Posted 25 March, 2010 Isn't she pretty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted 25 March, 2010 Share Posted 25 March, 2010 http://img411.imageshack.us/img411/198/munchkin.jpg So you do call her munchkin then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintkiptanui Posted 25 March, 2010 Author Share Posted 25 March, 2010 Never, she is cat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tractor_Saint Posted 25 March, 2010 Share Posted 25 March, 2010 That is a cute cat. But what about the g-string on the left, has she been playing with it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintkiptanui Posted 25 March, 2010 Author Share Posted 25 March, 2010 That is a cute cat. But what about the g-string on the left, has she been playing with it? She likes fish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaz Posted 25 March, 2010 Share Posted 25 March, 2010 One, two, three.... ...''AWWWWW'' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fowllyd Posted 25 March, 2010 Share Posted 25 March, 2010 Isn't she pretty. She sure is. Looks like a domestic longhair to me - she'll need a bit of grooming, but nothing compared to posh cats. I see the M-name's been attached to the jpg - best think of another one before it sticks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintkiptanui Posted 25 March, 2010 Author Share Posted 25 March, 2010 She can respond to two names, cat and Munchkin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Bognor Posted 25 March, 2010 Share Posted 25 March, 2010 Markus. Markus Leibpurr or Nicola. Nicola Paw-tese Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Bognor Posted 25 March, 2010 Share Posted 25 March, 2010 ... or Leon. Leon Pouch (as in pouch of catfood) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Bognor Posted 25 March, 2010 Share Posted 25 March, 2010 ...or Matt. Matt Litter sier Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted 25 March, 2010 Share Posted 25 March, 2010 lets get Catt Le Tissier out of the way. And Alan furball Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fowllyd Posted 25 March, 2010 Share Posted 25 March, 2010 Claws Lundekvam. Somebody had to do it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Bognor Posted 25 March, 2010 Share Posted 25 March, 2010 lets get Catt Le Tissier out of the way. And Alan furball OK, let's compromise on Catt Litter ssier Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintkiptanui Posted 25 March, 2010 Author Share Posted 25 March, 2010 Claws Lundekvam. Somebody had to do it.That is a good un. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Bognor Posted 25 March, 2010 Share Posted 25 March, 2010 Alan Purrdew anyone? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Bognor Posted 25 March, 2010 Share Posted 25 March, 2010 (edited) That is a good un. I agree Edited 25 March, 2010 by Johnny Bognor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted 25 March, 2010 Share Posted 25 March, 2010 Alan Purrdew anyone? too late mate, somebody beat you to it;) wheres that new youtube vid btw?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Bognor Posted 25 March, 2010 Share Posted 25 March, 2010 too late mate, somebody beat you to it;) wheres that new youtube vid btw?? Often sequels don't live up to the original so I had to bin it because so much has happened since, it's enough of a job to keep up with the takeover thread. I guess we need some clarity before I can create a new one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Bognor Posted 25 March, 2010 Share Posted 25 March, 2010 While we are on the subject of cats, I have two moggies who are now 15. One of them has taken to ****ing on the carpet - as it was in the same place, I put down some tin foil which has deterred them from ****ing there. However, one of them is now ****ing on another carpet. Apart from carpetting the whole house in tin foil, has anyone got any suggestions? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redbul Posted 25 March, 2010 Share Posted 25 March, 2010 Walkig home from the pub last saturday a little cat followed me home (over a mile) I went into my house and said goodnight and left it sitting on my doorstep, in the morning I went to get the papers and the cat was still sat on the doorstep, I let her in, she is now my cat, she licks my arm pit in the morning when we have cuddles. You soft sh*t!!!! But I'd have done the same.... How about Ceefer? Ceefer Cat? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tedmaul Posted 25 March, 2010 Share Posted 25 March, 2010 They're hard wired predators, not they're fault people keep them as pets. Beautifully evolved killing machines, especially of native songbirds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jawillwill Posted 25 March, 2010 Share Posted 25 March, 2010 Wasn't Jill trying to sell her cat not long ago? Has the cruel, heartless woman just gone and abandoned them because they're too ugly to sell? People like that make me sick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BadgerBadger Posted 26 March, 2010 Share Posted 26 March, 2010 Don't invite Chris Packham round for lunch he hates cats - alot: "sly, greedy, insidious murderers" which make him want to "reach for my shotgun" http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/1320961/Murderous-cats-need-curfew-at-night-or-else.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BadgerBadger Posted 26 March, 2010 Share Posted 26 March, 2010 (edited) Cats are great but I prefer dogs Edited 26 March, 2010 by BadgerBadger Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tedmaul Posted 26 March, 2010 Share Posted 26 March, 2010 Packham, Saints fan ... Darwinist ... Friend of Nutkins ... Hater of Portsmouth (And cats) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.comsaint Posted 26 March, 2010 Share Posted 26 March, 2010 Seeing as you are taking in cats, how about if I crack on with the Strategic Relocation ploy to rid my garden of cats and instead on dumping them half way up the M3, I give them to you. How many cats can you handle? I think there five cats here, four I can pretty much guarentee delivery on. The fifth might be a bit tricky due to its new found timidity thanks to its encounter with a bucket of water today. +1 and what he said exactly around my gaff ffs!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liquidshokk Posted 26 March, 2010 Share Posted 26 March, 2010 Sorry to break up the adoption celebrations but where was this cat found as it looks extremely like my mates cat???, havent checked if he's missing it yet mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dark Sotonic Mills Posted 26 March, 2010 Share Posted 26 March, 2010 How about 'Cooking fat' as a name? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tractor_Saint Posted 26 March, 2010 Share Posted 26 March, 2010 While we are on the subject of cats, I have two moggies who are now 15. One of them has taken to ****ing on the carpet - as it was in the same place, I put down some tin foil which has deterred them from ****ing there. However, one of them is now ****ing on another carpet. Apart from carpetting the whole house in tin foil, has anyone got any suggestions? If you've got a lady partner then I'd suggest spraying the areas with her perfume. This usually deters them as it smells like their owner (serious). Alternatively, you might find they sh*t on her head when she's asleep... (Ignore the alternative, spraying the perfume does usually work!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liquidshokk Posted 26 March, 2010 Share Posted 26 March, 2010 Sorry to break up the adoption celebrations but where was this cat found as it looks extremely like my mates cat???, havent checked if he's missing it yet mind. Unless its grown its fur a lot since they got it then its prob a safe bet that its not theirs ;-) You can get back to the armpit licking action Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deppo Posted 26 March, 2010 Share Posted 26 March, 2010 Walkig home from the pub last saturday a little cat followed me home (over a mile) I went into my house and said goodnight and left it sitting on my doorstep, in the morning I went to get the papers and the cat was still sat on the doorstep, I let her in, she is now my cat, she licks my arm pit in the morning when we have cuddles. This is the most heartwarming post I've ever seen on the internet. I am still crying tears of pure joy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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