notnowcato Posted 23 September, 2008 Share Posted 23 September, 2008 OMG!! Just seen the news, have you heard what has happened to the biggest Japanese bank?? Details at news.bbc.co.uk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Bates Posted 23 September, 2008 Share Posted 23 September, 2008 I see no'ting Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baj Posted 23 September, 2008 Share Posted 23 September, 2008 notnowcato Best username EVER Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
exit2 Posted 23 September, 2008 Share Posted 23 September, 2008 notnowcato Best username EVER Cato! You imbecile, not now Cato! LMAO! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 23 September, 2008 Share Posted 23 September, 2008 I see no'ting I see dead people Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 23 September, 2008 Share Posted 23 September, 2008 I need help on this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 23 September, 2008 Share Posted 23 September, 2008 Best username EVER Nah, I think the best one I have seen on here is Sprem John. Made me lol :smt037 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
INFLUENCED.COM Posted 23 September, 2008 Share Posted 23 September, 2008 The Japs have seen this all before, they got through it then and I'm sure they will get through it now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
notnowcato Posted 23 September, 2008 Author Share Posted 23 September, 2008 Apologies for the delay... urgent crisis meeting held. Their largest bank Ori Gami has just folded. We are doomed. Rupert out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penfold Posted 23 September, 2008 Share Posted 23 September, 2008 Taxi for notnowcato!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 23 September, 2008 Share Posted 23 September, 2008 ****-knuckle spazzmonger Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 23 September, 2008 Share Posted 23 September, 2008 Moments like this are very precious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Martini Posted 23 September, 2008 Share Posted 23 September, 2008 Apologies for the delay... urgent crisis meeting held. Their largest bank Ori Gami has just folded. We are doomed. Rupert out. What's the odds on their president killing himself? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 23 September, 2008 Share Posted 23 September, 2008 What's the odds on their president killing himself? What Sushi-cide? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
notnowcato Posted 23 September, 2008 Author Share Posted 23 September, 2008 What Sushi-cide? a milliyen to one?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baj Posted 23 September, 2008 Share Posted 23 September, 2008 Thought i'd give it a go. Baj:// says: christ, the largest japanese bank has just folded, ori-gami employeed nearly 45000 people! Kelly says: wow, where did you see that, I am on bbc and can't see it Baj:// says: **** head, read my message again Kelly says: oh my god I just read that to my workers Kelly says: now I look like an idiot Baj:// says: /falls off chair laughing yes she's blonde Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
notnowcato Posted 24 September, 2008 Author Share Posted 24 September, 2008 Update on the financial situation..... Following the problems in the sub-prime lending market in America and the run on Northern Rock in the UK, uncertainty has now hit Japan. In the last 7 days Sumo Bank has gone belly up and Bonsai Bank announced plans to cut some of its branches. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
notnowcato Posted 24 September, 2008 Author Share Posted 24 September, 2008 Jeez louise and Jee-eeh-pers.... Yesterday it was announced that Karaoke Bank was up for sale and is likely go for a song, while today shares in Kamikaze Bank were suspended after they nose-dived. While Samurai Bank is soldiering on following sharp cutbacks, Ninja Bank is reported to have taken a hit, but they remain in the black.Furthermore, 500 staff at Karate Bank got the chop and analysts report that there is something fishy going on at Sushi Bank where it is feared staff may get a raw deal. ****s Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 24 September, 2008 Share Posted 24 September, 2008 Tough times, tough times indeed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kadeem Hardison Posted 24 September, 2008 Share Posted 24 September, 2008 Fashion crisis hits New York, I saw a blind man - he was eating his fork. He said that's what you have to do to be cool: you eat your cutlery instead of your food. What a hippy diddly crazy world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ponty Posted 24 September, 2008 Share Posted 24 September, 2008 Fashion crisis hits New York, I saw a blind man - he was eating his fork. He said that's what you have to do to be cool: you eat your cutlery instead of your food. What a hippy diddly crazy world. You'll never get sponsorship with posts like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kadeem Hardison Posted 24 September, 2008 Share Posted 24 September, 2008 Can I have kippy's subscription? He did promise it to me in his stag do thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ponty Posted 24 September, 2008 Share Posted 24 September, 2008 Can I have kippy's subscription? He did promise it to me in his stag do thread. I'm pretty sure our accountants won't go for that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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