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Financial Crisis hits Japan


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Thought i'd give it a go.

 

Baj:// says:

christ, the largest japanese bank has just folded, ori-gami employeed nearly 45000 people!

Kelly says:

wow, where did you see that, I am on bbc and can't see it

Baj:// says:

**** head, read my message again

Kelly says:

oh my god I just read that to my workers

Kelly says:

now I look like an idiot

Baj:// says:

/falls off chair laughing

 

yes she's blonde

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Update on the financial situation.....

 

Following the problems in the sub-prime lending market in America and the run on Northern Rock in the UK, uncertainty has now hit Japan. In the last 7 days Sumo Bank has gone belly up and Bonsai Bank announced plans to cut some of its branches.

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Jeez louise and Jee-eeh-pers....

 

Yesterday it was announced that Karaoke Bank was up for sale and is likely go for a song, while today shares in Kamikaze Bank were suspended after they nose-dived. While Samurai Bank is soldiering on following sharp cutbacks, Ninja Bank is reported to have taken a hit, but they remain in the black.Furthermore, 500 staff at Karate Bank got the chop and analysts report that there is something fishy going on at Sushi Bank where it is feared staff may get a raw deal.

 

****s

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Fashion crisis hits New York, I saw a blind man - he was eating his fork. He said that's what you have to do to be cool: you eat your cutlery instead of your food. What a hippy diddly crazy world.

You'll never get sponsorship with posts like that.

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