Ashley Grute Posted 24 March, 2010 Posted 24 March, 2010 Cracked me up! To the tune of "whatever will be will be". For those of you not in block 41- here it is: Lee Barnard, Barnard His shot is f***ing hard He's better than Frank Lampard Lee Barnard, Barnard
Paul Chuckle Posted 24 March, 2010 Posted 24 March, 2010 Cracked me up! To the tune of "whatever will be will be". For those of you not in block 41- here it is: Lee Barnard, Barnard His shot is f***ing hard He's better than Frank Lampard Lee Barnard, Barnard I was in block 40 and I thought it said 'He's' short and ****ing hard' yours makes more sense lol
Michelle Posted 24 March, 2010 Posted 24 March, 2010 I was in block 40 and I thought it said 'He's' short and ****ing hard' yours makes more sense lol That's what we made out as well, middle of 42.
Saint_clark Posted 24 March, 2010 Posted 24 March, 2010 It's definitely "he's short and he's f*cking hard". Was put on here ages ago, but finally someone tried to start it last night. I got some funny looks from people round me when I joined in.
Thorpe-le-Saint Posted 24 March, 2010 Posted 24 March, 2010 Ask Tomobz - he started it up...apparently!
niceandfriendly Posted 24 March, 2010 Posted 24 March, 2010 It's definitely "he's short and he's f*cking hard". Was put on here ages ago, but finally someone tried to start it last night. I got some funny looks from people round me when I joined in. I was in the knitting circle and could tell it was what you've written above. No idea why Frank Lampard gets a mention though. Weird.
Ashley Grute Posted 24 March, 2010 Author Posted 24 March, 2010 Ah- that makes sense- kinda like my version though!
Saint_clark Posted 24 March, 2010 Posted 24 March, 2010 I was in the knitting circle and could tell it was what you've written above. No idea why Frank Lampard gets a mention though. Weird. The original was "he scores goals from 30 yards" but he hasn't so far so it was a bit silly.
dickyhale Posted 24 March, 2010 Posted 24 March, 2010 Cracked me up! To the tune of "whatever will be will be". For those of you not in block 41- here it is: Lee Barnard, Barnard His shot is f***ing hard He's better than Frank Lampard Lee Barnard, Barnard and 42
Ash Posted 24 March, 2010 Posted 24 March, 2010 No idea why Frank Lampard gets a mention though. Weird. It might be because it rhymes?
RedArmy Posted 24 March, 2010 Posted 24 March, 2010 The original was "he scores goals from 30 yards" but he hasn't so far so it was a bit silly.He's about as hard as my floppy wanger, so this version is a bit silly too.
scott_saints Posted 24 March, 2010 Posted 24 March, 2010 Should be Steve Gerrard instead of Frank Lampard in the words. Regards scott "the person who pointed out that Rickie Rickie sounds alot better than Lambert Lambert on here" saints
krissyboy31 Posted 24 March, 2010 Posted 24 March, 2010 Should be Steve Gerrard instead of Frank Lampard in the words. Regards scott "the person who pointed out that Rickie Rickie sounds alot better than Lambert Lambert on here" saints Doesn't that give away whose song has been pinched though?
scott_saints Posted 24 March, 2010 Posted 24 March, 2010 Doesn't that give away whose song has been pinched though? Yes.
Evil Monkey Posted 24 March, 2010 Posted 24 March, 2010 Not as funny as the taunts between the Northam and Kingsland North. During a quiet period of the game... KN: Northam. Give us a song. Northam Northam give us a song. N: Laaaa la la laaaaa, la la la, la la la, la laaaaa etc...F*CK OFF! N: F*ck off Kingsland. F*ck off Kingsland. N: Here for a fiver. You're only here for a fiver. Heeeeeere for a fiiiiiiver! Goods times.
Golden Balls Posted 24 March, 2010 Posted 24 March, 2010 Also liked 'Jose Fonte Baby' Me and my mates started that one. Been trying the last couple of games. Its catching slowly. Just need him to score and it will get a lot louder! Jose Fonte baby, Jose Fonte woooooooh
for_heaven's_Saint Posted 24 March, 2010 Posted 24 March, 2010 Me and my mates started that one. Been trying the last couple of games. Its catching slowly. Just need him to score and it will get a lot louder! Jose Fonte baby, Jose Fonte woooooooh Well I'll be sure to join in when I hear it next!
latter day saint Posted 24 March, 2010 Posted 24 March, 2010 couldn't the 3rd line in Barneys song be : "He scores from just 6 yards! " is where most have come from rather than the original 30 yards & would mean we would'nt have to mention that nob lampard.
This Charming Man Posted 24 March, 2010 Posted 24 March, 2010 The only reason Lampard get's a mention is because that's the song the scousers sing for Gerrard. Oh and it's a terrible song, please don't sing it anymore.
latter day saint Posted 24 March, 2010 Posted 24 March, 2010 The only reason Lampard get's a mention is because that's the song the scousers sing for Gerrard. Oh and it's a terrible song, please don't sing it anymore. is surely better than "lee barnard,lee barnard" simply repeated over & over ?
SparkySaint Posted 24 March, 2010 Posted 24 March, 2010 Not as funny as the taunts between the Northam and Kingsland North. During a quiet period of the game... KN: Northam. Give us a song. Northam Northam give us a song. N: Laaaa la la laaaaa, la la la, la la la, la laaaaa etc...F*CK OFF! N: F*ck off Kingsland. F*ck off Kingsland. N: Here for a fiver. You're only here for a fiver. Heeeeeere for a fiiiiiiver! Goods times. My reply to that (in my head) was about how most of you not going to hartlepool on a cold, wet and windy tuesday night. Best chant of that night was "we're only here for the weather, here for ......."
Danbert Posted 24 March, 2010 Posted 24 March, 2010 is surely better than "lee barnard,lee barnard" simply repeated over & over ? No it isn't
eharty9 Posted 25 March, 2010 Posted 25 March, 2010 I was in the knitting circle and could tell it was what you've written above. No idea why Frank Lampard gets a mention though. Weird. its because same tune for stevie g by liverpool fans says stever gerrard gerrard hes big and hes ****in hard hes better than frank lampard steve gerrard gerrard
Scudamore Posted 25 March, 2010 Posted 25 March, 2010 its because same tune for stevie g by liverpool fans says stever gerrard gerrard hes big and hes ****in hard hes better than frank lampard steve gerrard gerrard And a rubbish song to boot. Why we'd want to rip it off and then make a worse version i really don't know.
Danny R Posted 25 March, 2010 Posted 25 March, 2010 Me and my mates started that one. Been trying the last couple of games. Its catching slowly. Just need him to score and it will get a lot louder! Jose Fonte baby, Jose Fonte woooooooh Amazing! Sing it loud at Wembley - I will be sure to join in.
Andy_Porter Posted 25 March, 2010 Posted 25 March, 2010 And a rubbish song to boot. Why we'd want to rip it off and then make a worse version i really don't know. It is rubbish, he isn't even short about half a foot taller than Connolly.
JackanorySFC Posted 25 March, 2010 Posted 25 March, 2010 Personally hate the "we are the northam/ kingsland/ itchen" when we are a goal up hanging on by a thread! Oh, and err, Barnard isn't short and despite being a quality L1 player - isn't fit to lace Frank "20 Prem goals a season gauranteed" Lampard's boots. And whilst I'm making a point, the "la la la, la la la...f*** off" song is a lazy copy of Leeds original they used to sing at us at The Dell, which instead of the Pompey favourite "la la la" actually had words (albeit, not a lot of them) "time to go, time to go..." and was sung when fans of the other side were leaving early.
Gudz Posted 25 March, 2010 Posted 25 March, 2010 Amazing! Sing it loud at Wembley - I will be sure to join in. Absolutely. I like this!
Scudamore Posted 25 March, 2010 Posted 25 March, 2010 It is rubbish, he isn't even short about half a foot taller than Connolly. Actually at 5ft10 he's bang on average... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_height Maybe we could incorporate the fact that he's average height and build into a song somehow? :roll:
Scudamore Posted 25 March, 2010 Posted 25 March, 2010 Also he is in no way comparable with Frank Lampard...Gerrard is.
saintsforlife7 Posted 25 March, 2010 Posted 25 March, 2010 Why not the Pahars song Lee Barnard, Barnard Lee Barnard Ohhh lord Lee Barnard
Tomobz Posted 25 March, 2010 Posted 25 March, 2010 Why not the Pahars song Lee Barnard, Barnard Lee Barnard Ohhh lord Lee Barnard i like this!
Ashley Grute Posted 25 March, 2010 Author Posted 25 March, 2010 God you lot are picky! Brett ormorod didn't **** posh spice but we all sang that song!
Tomobz Posted 25 March, 2010 Posted 25 March, 2010 this song was only started cos i was ****ed and was bored of the same old songs the northam start every game!! if u start a new song or an old school one u hardly ever get it going. while we're on the subject... bring back itchen north ffs!!
niceandfriendly Posted 25 March, 2010 Posted 25 March, 2010 It might be because it rhymes? Brilliant. Let's sing "He sometimes works as a guard" if rhyming is all that counts then.
krissyboy31 Posted 25 March, 2010 Posted 25 March, 2010 God you lot are picky! Brett ormorod didn't **** posh spice but we all sang that song! Didn't he? How disappointing. Was she on the blob?
niceandfriendly Posted 25 March, 2010 Posted 25 March, 2010 Why not the Pahars song Lee Barnard, Barnard Lee Barnard Ohhh lord Lee Barnard I started a thread about this a while ago, would love to hear this chant back at SMS.
niceandfriendly Posted 25 March, 2010 Posted 25 March, 2010 God you lot are picky! Brett ormorod didn't **** posh spice but we all sang that song! We never said he did!
krissyboy31 Posted 25 March, 2010 Posted 25 March, 2010 Why not the Pahars song Lee Barnard, Barnard Lee Barnard Ohhh lord Lee Barnard Would be better (IMO) as: Lee Barnard, m'Lord Lee Barnard. Lee Barnard, m'Lord Lee Barnard. Lee Barnard, m'Lord Lee Barnard. Oh Lord, Lee Barnard. (Barmy Army Michael Vaughan song).
Saint_clark Posted 25 March, 2010 Posted 25 March, 2010 Southend fans sang that chant for Barnard, i'd rather not nick chants from a club a player has just left. The Gerrard one works just fine.
Iowsaintsfan Posted 25 March, 2010 Posted 25 March, 2010 My reply to that (in my head) was about how most of you not going to hartlepool on a cold, wet and windy tuesday night. Best chant of that night was "we're only here for the weather, here for ......." That was a great chant with the wind and rain blowing in my face while i stood in what looked very much like a cow shed watching a football barely getting out of the penalty area on a goal kick! A great trip, chants from tuesday did make me laugh though, it was more like everyone fancied a laugh more than caring about the game, mind on sunday i guess
SNB Posted 26 March, 2010 Posted 26 March, 2010 I thought the most amusing and 'pleasantly' insulting chant of the night aimed at the few Hartlepool fans ( and all credit to them for making the journey), was "What time's you mini-bus. What time's your mini-bus'. What times your mini-bus' etc etc. Brilliant
krissyboy31 Posted 26 March, 2010 Posted 26 March, 2010 Could sing the old Big Ron chant (to the McNamara's Band tune). His name is Lee Barnard, He's the leader of the team, The greatest Centre Forward that the world has ever seen. You always can rely on him to score the vital goal and as for Jermain Beckford (Scott Dobie) you can stick him up your hole! Na na na naaa! Na na, na na naaa! Na, na na, na na, na na, na naaaa! An oldie but goodie! Granted it's more suited to Lambert than Barnard though.
Mao Cap Posted 26 March, 2010 Posted 26 March, 2010 Could sing the old Big Ron chant (to the McNamara's Band tune). His name is Lee Barnard, He's the leader of the team, The greatest Centre Forward that the world has ever seen. You always can rely on him to score the vital goal and as for Jermain Beckford (Scott Dobie) you can stick him up your hole! Na na na naaa! Na na, na na naaa! Na, na na, na na, na na, na naaaa! An oldie but goodie! Granted it's more suited to Lambert than Barnard though. Brilliant!
Golden Balls Posted 26 March, 2010 Posted 26 March, 2010 Could sing the old Big Ron chant (to the McNamara's Band tune). His name is Lee Barnard, He's the leader of the team, The greatest Centre Forward that the world has ever seen. You always can rely on him to score the vital goal and as for Jermain Beckford (Scott Dobie) you can stick him up your hole! Na na na naaa! Na na, na na naaa! Na, na na, na na, na na, na naaaa! An oldie but goodie! Granted it's more suited to Lambert than Barnard though. Tried getting this going for James Beattie back in the day. A few joined in a couple of times but generally, as it didn't have the words 'f*ck' 'sh*t' or 'c*nt' in it, noone cared to join in.
Windmill Arm 2 Posted 26 March, 2010 Posted 26 March, 2010 God you lot are picky! Brett ormorod didn't **** posh spice but we all sang that song! LOFL I loved that song !!
Windmill Arm 2 Posted 26 March, 2010 Posted 26 March, 2010 His name is RICKIE LAMBERT He's the leader of the team, The greatest Centre Forward that the world has ever seen. You always can rely on him to score the vital goal and as for Jermain Beckford (Scott Dobie) you can stick him up your hole! Na na na naaa! Na na, na na naaa! Na, na na, na na, na na, na naaaa! Fits better IMO
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