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On a narrowboat there is a byelaw making it compulsory. At home it is just plain disgusting................but if no-one knows then no-one knows, simple as.

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I **** in the shower, bath, sink, garden, pub car park, work car park. I only ever use the toilet on a sunday.

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does no harm, used to take a slash in the sink in my room at uni after a night out from time to time.

 

Guilty - although I didn't go to uni but did in a hotel that only had a sink in the room.

 

Also guilty of p1ssing on my misses Yucca plant in the middle of the night when p1ssed up (don't remember a thing myself)

 

Mate p1ssed in a mates larder, all over the cornflakes, he was right mashed at the time:smt119

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Everyone p*sses in the shower but only a few of us sh*t in there as well.

 

Here's another question for you:

Ask a question and have "yay" and "nay" as possible answers?

 

Yay or Nay?

 

Is that even a question, or am I just missing a joke here? :smt119

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Have I discombobulated you? Many apologies.

 

Consider yourself forgiven. It doesn't take much to discombobulate me, i'm pretty simple really. And I enjoy a nice p!ss in the shower too.

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I like to p*ss on myself, not necessarily when I take a shower either. I'm sure there's a club or summat for people like us. Who fancies meeting up in the Wemberlee toilets?

 

Shame we aren't wearing yellow on Sunday.

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I like to p*ss on myself, not necessarily when I take a shower either. I'm sure there's a club or summat for people like us. Who fancies meeting up in the Wemberlee toilets?

 

Shame we aren't wearing yellow on Sunday.

 

Why wait, what are you doing now?

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Everyone p*sses in the shower but only a few of us sh*t in there as well.

 

Here's another question for you:

Ask a question and have "yay" and "nay" as possible answers?

 

Yay or Nay?

 

Nay.

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On a separate note, why do your own farts always smell f*cking gorgeous?

 

Mine don't, yours must be semen flavoured.

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Yay.

 

I can pee all over the girlfriend's shampoo and lady razor, thus continuing my secret vendetta against her. She's unknowingly eaten so many of my pubes since we began dating that I'm suprised she hasn't coughed up a hairball.

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Yay.

 

I can pee all over the girlfriend's shampoo and lady razor, thus continuing my secret vendetta against her. She's unknowingly eaten so many of my pubes since we began dating that I'm suprised she hasn't coughed up a hairball.

She has, but it was at my house.

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She has, but it was at my house.

 

SOrry bout that. If I'd have known she was back on the game, I wouldn't have done it.

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SOrry bout that. If I'd have known she was back on the game, I wouldn't have done it.

Baaaaaaaaazzzzzzzzzzing!

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