Half Ton Dad

[Jillyanne]

on More 4 now - channel 138 - Jesus christ!!

[RedAndWhite91]

Jesus Christ weighed half a ton?! Blimey..

[Evil Monkey]

Sick sick sick. You'd think he would have reached a quarter of that weight and thought, 'perhaps its time to stop shoving food down my neck.'

[OttawaSaint]

  RedAndWhite91 said:

Jesus Christ weighed half a ton?! Blimey..

 

I seem to recall from RE that Jesus was quite a skinny man...

[buctootim]

  OttawaSaint said:

I seem to recall from RE that Jesus was quite a skinny man...

 

I remember him. Jewish bloke with a beard.

[Tac-tics]

Imagine that in some spandex!

[dune]

Jesus was god! How ****ed up is that!

Edited 18 March, 2010 by dune

[Hatch]

  RedAndWhite91 said:

Jesus Christ weighed half a ton?! Blimey..

 

makes the walking on water even more impressive.

[Plonko]

It must have taken a fook of an effort to lift him up onto that cross.

[Guest Dark Sotonic Mills]

  Plonko said:

It must have taken a fook of an effort to lift him up onto that cross.

 

I'm surprised they didn't look at him and think 'Bugger this for a lark' and give him community service.

[CB Saint]

  RedAndWhite91 said:

Jesus Christ weighed half a ton?! Blimey..

 

Surprised he shared the bread and fish with the 5000.

[RedAndWhite91]

I heard he didn't turn water into wine, he in fact turned water into 4 cans of Special Brew and downed the lot.

[Trevor in Vancouver]

Blessed are the pizza makers.

[CB Saint]

Give us this day our daily KFC family bucket

[ericofarabia]

  OttawaSaint said:

I seem to recall from RE that Jesus was quite a skinny man...

 

  buctootim said:

I remember him. Jewish bloke with a beard.

 

Funny I could have sworn he was Swedish and quite stocky ......