Jillyanne Posted 17 March, 2010 Share Posted 17 March, 2010 on More 4 now - channel 138 - Jesus christ!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedAndWhite91 Posted 17 March, 2010 Share Posted 17 March, 2010 Jesus Christ weighed half a ton?! Blimey.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evil Monkey Posted 17 March, 2010 Share Posted 17 March, 2010 Sick sick sick. You'd think he would have reached a quarter of that weight and thought, 'perhaps its time to stop shoving food down my neck.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OttawaSaint Posted 17 March, 2010 Share Posted 17 March, 2010 Jesus Christ weighed half a ton?! Blimey.. I seem to recall from RE that Jesus was quite a skinny man... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buctootim Posted 18 March, 2010 Share Posted 18 March, 2010 I seem to recall from RE that Jesus was quite a skinny man... I remember him. Jewish bloke with a beard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tac-tics Posted 18 March, 2010 Share Posted 18 March, 2010 Imagine that in some spandex! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dune Posted 18 March, 2010 Share Posted 18 March, 2010 (edited) Jesus was god! How ****ed up is that! Edited 18 March, 2010 by dune Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 18 March, 2010 Share Posted 18 March, 2010 Jesus Christ weighed half a ton?! Blimey.. makes the walking on water even more impressive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plonko Posted 18 March, 2010 Share Posted 18 March, 2010 It must have taken a fook of an effort to lift him up onto that cross. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dark Sotonic Mills Posted 18 March, 2010 Share Posted 18 March, 2010 It must have taken a fook of an effort to lift him up onto that cross. I'm surprised they didn't look at him and think 'Bugger this for a lark' and give him community service. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CB Saint Posted 18 March, 2010 Share Posted 18 March, 2010 Jesus Christ weighed half a ton?! Blimey.. Surprised he shared the bread and fish with the 5000. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedAndWhite91 Posted 18 March, 2010 Share Posted 18 March, 2010 I heard he didn't turn water into wine, he in fact turned water into 4 cans of Special Brew and downed the lot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trevor in Vancouver Posted 18 March, 2010 Share Posted 18 March, 2010 Blessed are the pizza makers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CB Saint Posted 18 March, 2010 Share Posted 18 March, 2010 Give us this day our daily KFC family bucket Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ericofarabia Posted 19 March, 2010 Share Posted 19 March, 2010 I seem to recall from RE that Jesus was quite a skinny man... I remember him. Jewish bloke with a beard. Funny I could have sworn he was Swedish and quite stocky ...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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