mikec Posted 17 March, 2010 Share Posted 17 March, 2010 The lack of toilet rolls lobbed at the goal these days. I miss those days. Me too - and why do you never hear "Oh my, what a referee!" being sung any more when a decision goes against your team? And what was wrong with the old half-time scoreboards marked A, B, C etc so you had to look over someone's shoulder who had a program to see what the scores were? It's just not the same these days Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ericofarabia Posted 17 March, 2010 Share Posted 17 March, 2010 fans that want to sit down at away games - the front rows are where you belong so sit there and shut up. music after goals = norwich etc, how ****. grounds that don't sell beer. grounds like colchesters - swamps are good and should be left, if you were a great crested newt you'd be pretty ****ed off too. mk dons mk dons fans going to an away game and not being mid row or down wind of a steward - smoking is not big or clever though it has to be said. idiots who buy food from the beer stand and/or decide to mix their drinks order. if theres 5 of you or 10 of you or any number of you then you all drink lager and make it quick. this applies at pubs too, a pack of ****ing peanuts is a snack not a meal, you don't need them, they don't fill you up, they are just annoying little ****ers that delay me being served. i could go on, but the postman has just come..... .. and it is rude to speak with your mouth full Was this your way of thanking him for delivering your Cup Final Ticket Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikey_boosh Posted 17 March, 2010 Share Posted 17 March, 2010 Plus one, who ever came up with that Adam, Papa & Rickie thing wants shooting makes me cringe every time he spouts it. This! I hate that. Who on earth would think that sounds good? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedAndWhite91 Posted 17 March, 2010 Share Posted 17 March, 2010 - People in the Northam who don't sing at all. - Matey in the reindeer/Santa hat who shouts 'pork' during every song. - Away fans. - Being started on by home fans on away days for no reason. - Massive OB presence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mutt Le Tiss Posted 17 March, 2010 Share Posted 17 March, 2010 People leaving early / arriving late - ten minutes before and after half time to stuff their faces with pies, then leaving before the end of the match even if we are winning. I sit besides the aisle in block 36/35 - people behind me sit down so i feel obliged to but then get really fXXed off when people walk up and down the aisle constantly during the game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dibden Purlieu Saint Posted 17 March, 2010 Share Posted 17 March, 2010 - Council Estates and Poor People. - Tax Dodgers. - Fans with attitude that walk like they're hard but actually look as though they walk with a limp. I know these aren't confined to Match days, but they still annoy me on Match days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedAndWhite91 Posted 17 March, 2010 Share Posted 17 March, 2010 - Council Estates and Poor People. -People who assume they are better than others simply because of location/finance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dibden Purlieu Saint Posted 17 March, 2010 Share Posted 17 March, 2010 -People who assume they are better than others simply because of location/finance. Zing! Unfortunately, and I know all people aren't the same, the majority of the people who live there are a drain on society, resources and my patience. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamesfp Posted 17 March, 2010 Share Posted 17 March, 2010 Zing! Unfortunately, and I know all people aren't the same, the majority of the people who live there are a drain on society, resources and my patience. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liquidshokk Posted 17 March, 2010 Share Posted 17 March, 2010 Oh, and standing next to someone who sounds really weird when they shout. I stood next to someone at the Leeds game who was about 30 but when he shouted he sounded like a 12 year old being kicked in the ********. Very annoying. Or someone getting the players name wrong for the entire game. Hasn't happened for a while but I remember sitting next to someone who thought that Blackstock was Kenwyne Jones. Very annoying. Oh and when people totally lay into our players for the entire game, even when they've scored twice and are having a brilliant game. Mostly used to get that against Ricardo Fuller. He must have thought our fans were right c*nts. Yeah heard someone shout "go on papa!" last night to Puncheon lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintoli Posted 17 March, 2010 Share Posted 17 March, 2010 People who sing, get into em , **** em up People who sing Pompey fan on a string people who try to speed up OWTS after one line people who applaud the team off even when they have had a **** game and cant string to passes togeather. The nob in the reindeer hat ( why would you do it?) queing for a beer queing to get out of the Norham after a game, then queing to get out of the bridge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chin Strain Posted 17 March, 2010 Share Posted 17 March, 2010 - Council Estates and Poor People. - Tax Dodgers. - Fans with attitude that walk like they're hard but actually look as though they walk with a limp. I know these aren't confined to Match days, but they still annoy me on Match days. So I'm guessing you're talking about everything related to Pompey then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thesaint sfc Posted 17 March, 2010 Share Posted 17 March, 2010 - Council Estates and Poor People. - Tax Dodgers. - Fans with attitude that walk like they're hard but actually look as though they walk with a limp. I know these aren't confined to Match days, but they still annoy me on Match days. I.E most football fans. Agreed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
REDARMY79 Posted 17 March, 2010 Share Posted 17 March, 2010 People who ****ing moan about match day experiences because they dont get that 20,000 people may include a few that arent exactly like yourself, you moaning ****s. This Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liquidshokk Posted 17 March, 2010 Share Posted 17 March, 2010 Does anyone actually let the club know about these pet hates? Is there a medium for letting them know so something can be done??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liquidshokk Posted 17 March, 2010 Share Posted 17 March, 2010 Does anyone know if the big clubs show replays of key moments as and when they happen during the game on the big screens? That would be great and probably not too much of a big ask for the club. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Block 5 Posted 17 March, 2010 Share Posted 17 March, 2010 Yes, a good one. I like you more and more each day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thesaint sfc Posted 17 March, 2010 Share Posted 17 March, 2010 People who moan about people who moan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Block 5 Posted 17 March, 2010 Share Posted 17 March, 2010 Does anyone know if the big clubs show replays of key moments as and when they happen during the game on the big screens? That would be great and probably not too much of a big ask for the club. I'm pretty sure that QPR do. I think it was last season that there was an horrendous offside decision that went against us. I think I remember Adam Lallana asking the ref to look up at the big screen and see for himself. Obviously the ref didn't look. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StuRomseySaint Posted 17 March, 2010 Author Share Posted 17 March, 2010 Oh............... - The f*cking pitch announcer, I am normally to pished to notice but last night, what the fook is all that about? Numbarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Sevarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrn Rickiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiie Lammmmmmmmmmmmmmmbert!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junior Mullet Posted 17 March, 2010 Share Posted 17 March, 2010 * Female commentators. I don't care if they really know their stuff and I don't give a toss about equal opportunities, it still sounds like I'm being nagged. * Not being able to drink beer in my seat. * Not being allowed to throw wet sponges at bad referees while they are locked in stocks after matches. * The ammateur commentator in the Kingland who has a negative disposition and a monotone voice. Feck me, I had 10 days in counselling after just one half sat in front of him. * Fans that talk about wanting to smash up rival fans but don't actually do it or pick fights with rival fans who don't actually want to fight. * People that spit a lot when they shout. * People that are too posh for football. "I say ref, even I could do a better job than you" and various other polite ditties were heard last night - gosh, the poor ref is probably still having nightmares after such severe castigation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thedelldays Posted 17 March, 2010 Share Posted 17 March, 2010 - Annoying people slapping the back boards of the Northam out of sync and speeding up every chant. - 12 year olds singing " We paid for your haaaaaaaaaaaaaaats, what a waste of council tax, we paid for your haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaats " to the OB - When did you pay council tax?!?!!? - Singing 'you're just a small town in Oxford/whoever the oppositions rivals are' - It doesn't make any sense you c*nts!!! - Fully grown men with replica shirts over their jumper with the name of a teenage boy on the back. - Singing 'Pay up P*mpey' I will add more as I think of them... farking ell stu..took your time to realise some in the northam are complete mongs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dune Posted 17 March, 2010 Share Posted 17 March, 2010 farking ell stu..took your time to realise some in the northam are complete mongs It's getting worse. Never used to be that bad, but now it's getting populated with an ever increasing number of horrible teenagers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saints foreva Posted 17 March, 2010 Share Posted 17 March, 2010 'With Adam, With Papa, With Ricky. We're marching onto Wembley' Enough said. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul Chuckle Posted 17 March, 2010 Share Posted 17 March, 2010 'With Adam, With Papa, With Ricky. We're marching onto Wembley' Enough said. you forgot the 'And Us' bit. Its the worst thing ever. What's he trying to do? Get us all to join in with him? Its just awful Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint_lambden Posted 17 March, 2010 Share Posted 17 March, 2010 It's getting worse. Never used to be that bad, but now it's getting populated with an ever increasing number of horrible teenagers. The one's that go together in a group of about 5, constantly swear, don't know half the words to the songs because they never go to games and who then walk out the ground acting as if they are 'ard? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
once_bitterne Posted 17 March, 2010 Share Posted 17 March, 2010 Oh............... - The f*cking pitch announcer, I am normally to pished to notice but last night, what the fook is all that about? Numbarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Sevarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrn Rickiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiie Lammmmmmmmmmmmmmmbert!!!!!!!!!! I would imagine that football is one of your pet hates as it gets in the way about what your day is all about on Saturdays. You are one of those strange individuals who have no actual interest in the game of football at all. You get drunk before the game, turn up late for the first half, leave before half time to get more drink, turn up late for the second half and then depart early for the pub. I would imagine you haven't the first idea who is playing well for us and who isn't. I would imagine your 'matchday' would be enjoyed just as much if there was no actual game going on and instead the stadium was full of fellow chubby 30 somethings clad in horrendous Stone Island 'clobber' swapping abuse with a smaller number of like minded individuals from another part of the country. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dune Posted 17 March, 2010 Share Posted 17 March, 2010 The one's that go together in a group of about 5, constantly swear, don't know half the words to the songs because they never go to games and who then walk out the ground acting as if they are 'ard? Am actually thinking of some fat gobby kid that i got sat near. Row GG in block 42. It was at the Exeter game and because we got a bumper crowd the ground was full. Kept passing remarks about how all the "new" fans weren't singing. Like that little **** had been going for years. Just annoyed me and decided to move to the Kingsland corner in future. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
surrey1saint Posted 17 March, 2010 Share Posted 17 March, 2010 The 2 teenage ***** that were swearing and pushing everyone out of the way,and leaping over seats,moaning "I've had enough of this lets get out of 'ere" The Fecking bloke with the mic !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Bognor Posted 17 March, 2010 Share Posted 17 March, 2010 Women at football asking loudly why there is 19 minutes of extra time being announced mid way through the first half. Anyone talking at football. Women who try to enter the ground, but have clearly had too much to drink and then need babysitting until their other halves finish watching the game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustMike Posted 17 March, 2010 Share Posted 17 March, 2010 people shouting "pork pork" in that ridiculous voice at the OB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StuRomseySaint Posted 17 March, 2010 Author Share Posted 17 March, 2010 I would imagine that football is one of your pet hates as it gets in the way about what your day is all about on Saturdays. You are one of those strange individuals who have no actual interest in the game of football at all. You get drunk before the game, turn up late for the first half, leave before half time to get more drink, turn up late for the second half and then depart early for the pub. I would imagine you haven't the first idea who is playing well for us and who isn't. I would imagine your 'matchday' would be enjoyed just as much if there was no actual game going on and instead the stadium was full of fellow chubby 30 somethings clad in horrendous Stone Island 'clobber' swapping abuse with a smaller number of like minded individuals from another part of the country. Well summed up, you are bang on the money there Once Bitter. Actually, I do know who plays for us and by reading the reports, I do know who is good for us... I don't however generally know who is playing game by game because I am still in the pub or concourse when the teams are being announced before kick-off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LGTL Posted 17 March, 2010 Share Posted 17 March, 2010 Half time and Stuart Dennis. The two go hand in hand and I hate both of them with a passion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ALWAYS_SFC Posted 17 March, 2010 Share Posted 17 March, 2010 Self righteous drunks.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BarnetSaint Posted 17 March, 2010 Share Posted 17 March, 2010 The prospect of a journey back to Barnet when we've lost a night game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy_Porter Posted 17 March, 2010 Share Posted 17 March, 2010 - Fully grown men with replica shirts over their jumper with the name of a teenage boy on the back. +1 That really ****s me off a treat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy_Porter Posted 17 March, 2010 Share Posted 17 March, 2010 - Matey in the reindeer/Santa hat who shouts 'pork' during every song. He's an absolute ****. I'm glad it's not just me who wants to lump the little *****. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toofarnorth Posted 17 March, 2010 Share Posted 17 March, 2010 God if we took all of these on board we'd just sit in silence apart from the odd OWTS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LA77 Posted 17 March, 2010 Share Posted 17 March, 2010 Super fans in block 4 that sing "if you've got a season ticket clap your hands". Not sure what their point is. Maybe they think they're better fans than those without season tickets which is odd. The irony is i've not seen any of them at an away game. Another classic from last night, "you're just a s*** team from nowhere". Also numerous other unfunny made up "songs" that make no sense at all. I also heard a bird shout out last night "stop passing it" as we had a good spell of pressure in the first half (around the time we hit the post and barnard scored when he was offside). Saying that I enjoy block 4, even putting up with some utter tools Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junction 9 Posted 17 March, 2010 Share Posted 17 March, 2010 Chanting w*nker w*nker w*nker at a player that has clearly gone down with a genuine injury and is in pain. Morons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
team-saint Posted 17 March, 2010 Share Posted 17 March, 2010 Fans who post on this forum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dune Posted 17 March, 2010 Share Posted 17 March, 2010 I also heard a bird shout out last night "stop passing it" as we had a good spell of pressure in the first half. I bet she drinks pints. This being another pet hate of mine. It's vulgar and embarrassing and common. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saints triumph Posted 17 March, 2010 Share Posted 17 March, 2010 ****ing music being played up to when the players come out. Shut the ****ing music up 15 mins earlier for ****s sake. Bunch of ****ing ****s them who sort the music out. Got that off my chest, feel better after that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thorpe-le-Saint Posted 17 March, 2010 Share Posted 17 March, 2010 He's an absolute ****. I'm glad it's not just me who wants to lump the little *****. +1, ****ing ***** that bloke - no doubt we'll all be accused of being 'message board heroes' and that we should go and tell him to shut up at the games...the thing, I can never spot the *****, I've only attended about 8 home games this year and have never heard him, but away from home I can hear him but never see the *****! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
docker-p Posted 17 March, 2010 Share Posted 17 March, 2010 Women at football. There I've said it, go on and arrest me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StuRomseySaint Posted 17 March, 2010 Author Share Posted 17 March, 2010 +1, ****ing ***** that bloke - no doubt we'll all be accused of being 'message board heroes' and that we should go and tell him to shut up at the games...the thing, I can never spot the *****, I've only attended about 8 home games this year and have never heard him, but away from home I can hear him but never see the *****! You haven't noticed him? In a Reindeer hat with a flashing red nose? Not that I condone violence... but I would estimate his seat is around Block 42 GG 1090, certainly within punching distance from that seat. No need to thank me. :-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dune Posted 17 March, 2010 Share Posted 17 March, 2010 Am actually thinking of some fat gobby kid that i got sat near. Row GG in block 42. It was at the Exeter game and because we got a bumper crowd the ground was full. Kept passing remarks about how all the "new" fans weren't singing. Like that little **** had been going for years. Just annoyed me and decided to move to the Kingsland corner in future. You haven't noticed him? In a Reindeer hat with a flashing red nose? Not that I condone violence... but I would estimate his seat is around Block 42 GG 1090, certainly within punching distance from that seat. No need to thank me. :-) I bet he's a mate of the fat kid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocknrollman no2 Posted 17 March, 2010 Share Posted 17 March, 2010 Well i know the blokes who shout "Pork" and wear silly hats and they are a great bunch of lads who Go to most away games as well as all home. I cant believe the attitude towards them by some on here.They dont cause trouble or shout abuse at away fans from behind the safety of the stewards,yet they get slagged off by a lot of internet hard men. Get over yourselfs ffs.I would much rather have a laugh with the likes of them,then have to put up with a load of spotty kids singing "Pompey fan on a string" anyday! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
docker-p Posted 17 March, 2010 Share Posted 17 March, 2010 People who moan about people who moan. +1. I've got so much moaning to do and so little time, give me a ferkin break. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pilsburydoughboy Posted 17 March, 2010 Share Posted 17 March, 2010 A pre match ramble from pub to pub of less than two miles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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