Black eye

[Red Alert]

Playing 7-a-side in goal last night and got caught by a stray knee to the eye. Nicely swolen and blackened this morning. Not a problem but I have a job interview on monday morning.

 

Any old wives tales or magical tricks to at least get the swelling down? My eyelid is 75% shut at the moment. Or should I tell them what happened and hope it doesn't make me look like a tard?

[latter day saint]

tell them you were defending an old lady from muggers & got a dig in the eye while wrestling back her handbag from them. bound to help you land the job

Edited 12 March, 2010 by latter day saint

[Dog]

Builders sand.

[Guest Dark Sotonic Mills]

tell them you were defending an old lady from muggers & got a dig in the eye while wrestling back her handbag from them. bound to you land the job

 

Not if the interview is with a crime syndicate.

[Sour Mash]

Playing 7-a-side in goal last night and got caught by a stray knee to the eye. Nicely swolen and blackened this morning. Not a problem but I have a job interview on monday morning.

 

Any old wives tales or magical tricks to at least get the swelling down? My eyelid is 75% shut at the moment. Or should I tell them what happened and hope it doesn't make me look like a tard?

 

Tell them in advance. Always looks good to be proactive as well.

[Hatch]

Depends what the job interview is for.

 

It might be better to bang your eye a few more times and make it worse.