Finding Farts Funny

[Liquidshokk]

Perfectly Normal or Plain immature? Discuss.

 

(I for one would be lost without them, and bloated.)

[Liquidshokk]

[BadgerBadger]

Normal, immature and extremely funny IMO

 

Nothing like a sphincter splitting guff

[SNSUN]

Hilarious, but then I am "the most immature 29 year old that (my girlfriend's best friend) has ever met in her life".

 

Not so funny when suffering from a bout of the squits, as I am at present.

[Liquidshokk]

Theres not many things that make me laugh uncontrolably but bottom burps make me feel like a child again and I have to bite my lip when around "grown up" people if someone farts.

 

That said as a serial farter I am completely disgusted if someone farts too close to me lol

[Liquidshokk]

Hilarious, but then I am "the most immature 29 year old that (my girlfriend's best friend) has ever met in her life".

 

Not so funny when suffering from a bout of the squits, as I am at present.

 

I feel your pain. Sting ring? :confused:

[hamster]

*in confidence*

this morning mrs h farted at a moment pre coitus interuptous, which she knows full well will be repaid with interest when she least expects it. i telled her that a simple 'not right now' would have sufficed, but she said that that would not have had the same comedic impact!

 

this aftrenoon I was driving with a friend and slipped out a little fart which i expected to go un-noticed, I have not had smelly farts for weeks, but as is the nature of farts, it stank the car out. I couldn;t laugh, but as he said nowt i decided to keep the windows shut to see if he'd crackk, he didn't.

 

Both true stories.

[Liquidshokk]

*in confidence*

this morning mrs h farted at a moment pre coitus interuptous, which she knows full well will be repaid with interest when she least expects it. i telled her that a simple 'not right now' would have sufficed, but she said that that would not have had the same comedic impact!

 

this aftrenoon I was driving with a friend and slipped out a little fart which i expected to go un-noticed, I have not had smelly farts for weeks, but as is the nature of farts, it stank the car out. I couldn;t laugh, but as he said nowt i decided to keep the windows shut to see if he'd crackk, he didn't.

 

Both true stories.

 

As a general rule my farts dont stink. But the odd rancid one does catch you by surprise doesnt it lol. Good work keeping the windows shut Bet your friend was actually dieing inside.

 

Or maybe he quite liked it.

[hamster]

As a general rule my farts dont stink. But the odd rancid one does catch you by surprise doesnt it lol. Good work keeping the windows shut Bet your friend was actually dieing inside.

 

Or maybe he quite liked it.

 

Just worked out that the pungency must have come from the HSB last night, just the one pint but some beers do that to me.

 

mate never even blinked, top man.

[suewhistle]

Ah yes, real ale appeals to my immature side too!

 

Sometimes you can be really good and make it to the cubicle in time, relax and then absolutely trumpet. I've been known to giggle uncontrollably at such events, which of course results in more fanfares. It does depend on diet, but the volume and duration can be amazing.

[latter day saint]

as a side note to this, is it ok to waft the trump upwards so as to test its quality & then waft it towards who ever is unfortunately close by? or is that just gross?

[hamster]

Trumping into ones hand and throwing it in ones partners face can raise a giggle on occasion.

[SNSUN]

I feel your pain. Sting ring? :confused:

 

Oh yes. :-( Don't eat Pork Pies past their sell by date.

[timebomb]

My missus released an air biscuit on a flight back from a works do in Tenerife recently. It woke up a sleeping colleague 2 seats away and 3 people had to stand up and move away. She got away with it by blaming someone else in another row - clever girl!

[Liquidshokk]

as a side note to this, is it ok to waft the trump upwards so as to test its quality & then waft it towards who ever is unfortunately close by? or is that just gross?

 

Oh you have to waft. For your own pleasure mind. I don't send it in anyone elsea direction as I know fully well the rage that would come over me if someone did it to me :-) I hate the though of chewing on someones 'air biscuit' lol

 

That's another thing, the names alone that people give this wonderful bodily function crack me up everytime... :-)

[Smirking_Saint]

Once you make someone genuinely throw up from the smell of your guff it makes you feel like a real man.

 

I made my missus throw up through the car window on the way home from a friends once after a pretty intense drink up the night before.

 

Also taking a dump in someone elses hotel room toilet and stinking it out is one of my current favourites when away on a course/uni with the lads

 

IMO sunday morning football farts/sh*ts are the worst.

[Liquidshokk]

What's your favourite alternative name for a trump?

 

Air biscuit is defo right up there for me lol

[hamster]

What's your favourite alternative name for a trump?

 

Air biscuit is defo right up there for me lol

 

 

Love puffs

[Liquidshokk]

Once you make someone genuinely throw up from the smell of your guff it makes you feel like a real man.

 

I made my missus throw up through the car window on the way home from a friends once after a pretty intense drink up the night before.

 

Also taking a dump in someone elses hotel room toilet and stinking it out is one of my current favourites when away on a course/uni with the lads

 

IMO sunday morning football farts/sh*ts are the worst.

 

Be funny if they forgot to wind down the window. The smell of hangover sick and Stinking gut rot would be quite something...

[Liquidshokk]

Love puffs

 

Big lol

 

doubt your mother will appreciate one Sunday though.

[John Boy Saint]

Botty Cough

[bristolsaint29]

Windy pops

[Arizona]

My missus released an air biscuit on a flight back from a works do in Tenerife recently. It woke up a sleeping colleague 2 seats away and 3 people had to stand up and move away. She got away with it by blaming someone else in another row - clever girl!

 

Planes make you fart.

 

No seriously, the drop in air pressure causes gasses in your intestine to expand, usually to the effect that they force their way out. It's know as gastrointestinal barotrauma.

[Liquidshokk]

Planes make you fart.

 

No seriously, the drop in air pressure causes gasses in your intestine to expand, usually to the effect that they force their way out. It's know as gastrointestinal barotrauma.

 

I expect it would be for the person sat next to you

 

I dont eat planes anyway so I'm ok.

[1976_Child]

what about fanny farts? when one 'withdraws' and you hear that really gross in-rush of air into the stinking abyss. ****ing puts me of heterosexual front end sex...

[Gigersaint]

What's your favourite alternative name for a trump?

 

Air biscuit is defo right up there for me lol

 

"Did you tread on a duck?" always makes me chuckle.

[LVSaint]

More tea vicar?

[Liquidshokk]

what about fanny farts? when one 'withdraws' and you hear that really gross in-rush of air into the stinking abyss. ****ing puts me of heterosexual front end sex...

 

Lol. Gross......takes me back :-(