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As I put on the match thread as he was mentioned on there, he is the son of Mark

Chamberlain.[A mate of mine knows MC]. He is very highly thought of at the club, hence the cameo at the end of the game.

Posted

 

Any songs for him yet?

 

Never one to dissapoint... I thought one up at the end, and it's very good if I do say so myself... being the chant writing legend that I am.

 

* tune of P*mpey fan on a string *

 

He's Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain,

His name is to long, to put in a song,

But we will try, to fit it in,

Because he's Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain

 

Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain

He's Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain

*repeat to fade*

Posted

One Alexander Oxlade Chamberlain

There's only one...

 

Or...

 

Nanananananananana

Oxlade Chamberlain, Chamberlain

Oxlade Chamberlain

 

as in the Rasiak tune

Posted
Never one to dissapoint... I thought one up at the end, and it's very good if I do say so myself... being the chant writing legend that I am.

 

* tune of P*mpey fan on a string *

 

He's Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain,

His name is to long, to put in a song,

But we will try, to fit it in,

Because he's Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain

 

Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain

He's Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain

*repeat to fade*

 

classic!

Posted

If only I could but I'm bound by Clause 6; Paragraph 4 of the Geneva Convention.

 

 

 

Disclaimer: Some of this may not be true.

Posted
Surely the longest name in the football league!

... without checking, I shoudl imagine its jan vennegoor of hesselink

Posted
... without checking, I shoudl imagine its jan vennegoor of hesselink

 

Me too. Mind you, after checking [counting the letters], it's Alexander Oxlade-Chamberlain, with 26. The British all-time must be Forbes [Ernest] Phillipson-Masters, with 29.

Posted

His dad -the skate legend mark chamberlain- was running their youth set up - don't know if he still is. obviously has little confidence in their infrastructure in order to send him here. Travelled up with the team to the recent exeter game.

Posted

why not adapt the "you used to be a skate but you're now Ok" chant:

 

"oh oxy oxlade, your dad's an effing skate, but you're ok".

 

sure abusing his father and mentor will do the lad's confidence/self-esteem no harm at all ;)

Posted
One Alexander Oxlade Chamberlain

There's only one...

 

Or...

 

Nanananananananana

Oxlade Chamberlain, Chamberlain

Oxlade Chamberlain

 

as in the Rasiak tune

 

Yawn.

Posted
To the tune of Knees Up Mother Brown...

 

Oxlade-Chamberlain,

Oxlade-Chamberlain,

Alexander, Alexander

Oxlade-Chamberlain!

 

complete with obligatory jumping up and down like a pack of loons of course.

Posted

Could be the next Theo Walcott. Tempted off to a 'big' club by the promise of untold wealth while Saints are still Div1/CCC level. Recommendation - don't sing songs to individuals, or hero-worship players, unless you want them to get ideas above their station. Support the team.

Posted

"There's only one and a half Oxlade-Chamberlains" ?

 

Too long a name for 'only one' after all.

 

He could be a useful addition to the team if we want to waste time towards the end of a game. All he'd have to do is commit a bad foul and be booked in the 87th, 88th and 89th minutes ... game nearly over.

 

K.

Posted
To the tune of Knees Up Mother Brown...

 

Oxlade-Chamberlain,

Oxlade-Chamberlain,

Alexander, Alexander

Oxlade-Chamberlain!

 

gentlemen, we have a winner...........

Posted
was born in pompey : but we'll let him off......... won't we? :D

 

Born in p**pey? Surely not!

 

A double-barrelled surname suggests two separate families were involved in the conception - now we all know that's never the case down there.

 

Must be from off the island ;)

Posted
Born in p**pey? Surely not!

 

A double-barrelled surname suggests two separate families were involved in the conception - now we all know that's never the case down there.

 

Must be from off the island ;)

 

What's to say his parents' surname wasn't already double barrelled ?

Posted
Because his dad is famous and we know his surname.

 

Well I know that, but for the sake of the in-breeding logic... :mad:

 

That means his uncle is ex-Newport County Div 3 player Neville Chamberlain.

 

Honestly.

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