You know it's a small crowd when ....

[Whitey Grandad]

... there are still some paper towels left at the end of the game.

 

 

(What's your version?)

[Griffo]

When the P.A announces the attendance.

[70's Mike]

  Whitey Grandad said:

... there are still some paper towels left at the end of the game.

 

 

(What's your version?)

 

when it takes 20 minutes to drive in , when it was 40 a few years ago

[Arizona]

Where you turn round to the guy sat next to you and shout, "Oi! Over 'ere!"

[Saint_Jim]

...........sitting in Row L of the Northam you can hear some bloke down the far end of the Kingsland shouting abuse at the players as its so quiet.

[alpine_saint]

I manage to finish a pint at half-time, without my missus going down 10mins before the end of the first half to buy it.

[Arizona]

The players come running up to you outside the stadium asking for autographs.

[rocknrollman no2]

Whe you shout "We are the Northam over here", and theres no reply.

[wadesmith]

You ring up the Ticket office asking, "What time is kick off?" & they reply, "What time can you get here?"

 

Sorry that is a very old joke.

[Bourno]

When you can still park in the itchen bridge car park at 2.20pm

[saintbletch]

...when you can legitimately shout "I'm the Kingsland, I'm the Kingsland, I'm the Kingsland over here." ?

[Colinjb]

........you're at home watching Soccer saturday.

[chivvy1664]

  rocknrollman no2 said:

Whe you shout "We are the Northam over here", and theres no reply.

 

 

post of the day and the only thing remotely funny about today.

[rocknrollman no2]

Rupert Lowe and his minions are the biggest crowd in the Itchen.

[Saintandy666]

  saintbletch said:

...when you can legitimately shout "I'm the Kingsland, I'm the Kingsland, I'm the Kingsland over here." ?

 

I was thinking of doing that today , but I sung we're instead. All on my lonesome with lots of people starring at me.

[OldNick]

when you see placards 'Release the Southampton 3' and then realise that its not about wrongful imprisonment

[wadesmith]

At one point I tried to start a "Mexican Puddle"

[ladysaint]

When you tell the stewards to sit down.

[SaintRobbie]

... when you can get 2 pints in at the Itchen Stand Bar at half time.

[Waxer]

When there is a que to get through the turnstiles, yes really !!!!

[Saints1980]

  SaintRobbie said:

... when you can get 2 pints in at the Itchen Stand Bar at half time.

 

I managed the exact same feat today.

[saintkiptanui]

saintrobbie is a spazzbomb and a wee bit thick.

[Saints1980]

Also, managed to lie back with my feet up over the 2 seats next to me today.

 

Let my nipper walk up and down the next 6 seats all game as she was so bloody bored.

[CLOTH EARS]

You know its a small crowd when the log u left down the pan in cubicle one on wednesday is still floating in there today!!!

 

You also know its a small crowd when you can fart in the concourse at half time and no one is close enough to be bothered by the stench!

[L1Minus10]

when there's a different set of people round you for the second half cos everyone has space to move.

[saint boggy]

  wadesmith said:

You ring up the Ticket office asking, "What time is kick off?" & they reply, "What time can you get here?"

 

Sorry that is a very old joke.

i LOL'd

[Whitey Grandad]

  wadesmith said:

You ring up the Ticket office asking, "What time is kick off?" & they reply, "What time can you get here?"

 

Sorry that is a very old joke.

When the stadium announcer says: 'for the benefit of the players, here are the names of the crowd'.

 

(Well we ought to have the complete set)

[eurosaint]

When the pub is half empty half an hour before the game you can easily judge what the gate will be.

I guessed at 14,830 and was only 6 out !!!

[AwaySaint1]

  alpine_saint said:

I manage to finish a pint at half-time, without my missus going down 10mins before the end.

:goodman:

[Barney Trubble]

The funny thing is that we may as well be at the Dell as attendances are unlikey to get bigger unless we improve.

 

Oh and there is no bottleneck at the bridge after the game:-)

[Bourno]

  Waxer said:

When there is a que to get through the turnstiles, yes really !!!!

 

Because they only have 2 open for the whole chappel end instead of 6