Whitey Grandad Posted 20 September, 2008 Share Posted 20 September, 2008 ... there are still some paper towels left at the end of the game. (What's your version?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Griffo Posted 20 September, 2008 Share Posted 20 September, 2008 When the P.A announces the attendance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
70's Mike Posted 20 September, 2008 Share Posted 20 September, 2008 ... there are still some paper towels left at the end of the game. (What's your version?) when it takes 20 minutes to drive in , when it was 40 a few years ago Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arizona Posted 20 September, 2008 Share Posted 20 September, 2008 Where you turn round to the guy sat next to you and shout, "Oi! Over 'ere!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint_Jim Posted 20 September, 2008 Share Posted 20 September, 2008 ...........sitting in Row L of the Northam you can hear some bloke down the far end of the Kingsland shouting abuse at the players as its so quiet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alpine_saint Posted 20 September, 2008 Share Posted 20 September, 2008 I manage to finish a pint at half-time, without my missus going down 10mins before the end of the first half to buy it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arizona Posted 20 September, 2008 Share Posted 20 September, 2008 The players come running up to you outside the stadium asking for autographs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocknrollman no2 Posted 20 September, 2008 Share Posted 20 September, 2008 Whe you shout "We are the Northam over here", and theres no reply. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wadesmith Posted 20 September, 2008 Share Posted 20 September, 2008 You ring up the Ticket office asking, "What time is kick off?" & they reply, "What time can you get here?" Sorry that is a very old joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bourno Posted 20 September, 2008 Share Posted 20 September, 2008 When you can still park in the itchen bridge car park at 2.20pm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintbletch Posted 20 September, 2008 Share Posted 20 September, 2008 ...when you can legitimately shout "I'm the Kingsland, I'm the Kingsland, I'm the Kingsland over here." ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colinjb Posted 20 September, 2008 Share Posted 20 September, 2008 ........you're at home watching Soccer saturday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chivvy1664 Posted 20 September, 2008 Share Posted 20 September, 2008 Whe you shout "We are the Northam over here", and theres no reply. post of the day and the only thing remotely funny about today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocknrollman no2 Posted 20 September, 2008 Share Posted 20 September, 2008 Rupert Lowe and his minions are the biggest crowd in the Itchen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saintandy666 Posted 20 September, 2008 Share Posted 20 September, 2008 ...when you can legitimately shout "I'm the Kingsland, I'm the Kingsland, I'm the Kingsland over here." ? I was thinking of doing that today , but I sung we're instead. All on my lonesome with lots of people starring at me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldNick Posted 20 September, 2008 Share Posted 20 September, 2008 when you see placards 'Release the Southampton 3' and then realise that its not about wrongful imprisonment Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wadesmith Posted 20 September, 2008 Share Posted 20 September, 2008 At one point I tried to start a "Mexican Puddle" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladysaint Posted 20 September, 2008 Share Posted 20 September, 2008 When you tell the stewards to sit down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaintRobbie Posted 20 September, 2008 Share Posted 20 September, 2008 ... when you can get 2 pints in at the Itchen Stand Bar at half time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waxer Posted 20 September, 2008 Share Posted 20 September, 2008 When there is a que to get through the turnstiles, yes really !!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saints1980 Posted 20 September, 2008 Share Posted 20 September, 2008 ... when you can get 2 pints in at the Itchen Stand Bar at half time. I managed the exact same feat today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintkiptanui Posted 20 September, 2008 Share Posted 20 September, 2008 saintrobbie is a spazzbomb and a wee bit thick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saints1980 Posted 20 September, 2008 Share Posted 20 September, 2008 Also, managed to lie back with my feet up over the 2 seats next to me today. Let my nipper walk up and down the next 6 seats all game as she was so bloody bored. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CLOTH EARS Posted 20 September, 2008 Share Posted 20 September, 2008 You know its a small crowd when the log u left down the pan in cubicle one on wednesday is still floating in there today!!! You also know its a small crowd when you can fart in the concourse at half time and no one is close enough to be bothered by the stench! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L1Minus10 Posted 20 September, 2008 Share Posted 20 September, 2008 when there's a different set of people round you for the second half cos everyone has space to move. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint boggy Posted 20 September, 2008 Share Posted 20 September, 2008 You ring up the Ticket office asking, "What time is kick off?" & they reply, "What time can you get here?" Sorry that is a very old joke. i LOL'd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitey Grandad Posted 20 September, 2008 Author Share Posted 20 September, 2008 You ring up the Ticket office asking, "What time is kick off?" & they reply, "What time can you get here?" Sorry that is a very old joke. When the stadium announcer says: 'for the benefit of the players, here are the names of the crowd'. (Well we ought to have the complete set) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eurosaint Posted 21 September, 2008 Share Posted 21 September, 2008 When the pub is half empty half an hour before the game you can easily judge what the gate will be. I guessed at 14,830 and was only 6 out !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AwaySaint1 Posted 21 September, 2008 Share Posted 21 September, 2008 I manage to finish a pint at half-time, without my missus going down 10mins before the end. :goodman: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barney Trubble Posted 21 September, 2008 Share Posted 21 September, 2008 The funny thing is that we may as well be at the Dell as attendances are unlikey to get bigger unless we improve. Oh and there is no bottleneck at the bridge after the game:-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bourno Posted 21 September, 2008 Share Posted 21 September, 2008 When there is a que to get through the turnstiles, yes really !!!! Because they only have 2 open for the whole chappel end instead of 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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