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I need some advice please.

 

How does one end a text conversation?

 

Every time I reply with a 'see you later' or a simple 'bye', I get another apparently requiring some form of response.

 

As an example, anything which includes a question mark.

 

I don;t want to be rude but it is getting silly now, she's a lovely bird, so I don;t want to burn any bridges just in case.....

Posted
I need some advice please.

 

How does one end a text conversation?

 

Every time I reply with a 'see you later' or a simple 'bye', I get another apparently requiring some form of response.

 

As an example, anything which includes a question mark.

 

I don;t want to be rude but it is getting silly now, she's a lovely bird, so I don;t want to burn any bridges just in case.....

 

Shut up you :D

Posted

Don't reply to them, simple.

 

But post a picture of her bearded clam on here first.

 

Dumping by text, this is dumping by muppet show forum, that's pretty low even for a rodent abuser.

Posted
Don't reply to them, simple.

 

But post a picture of her bearded clam on here first.

 

Dumping by text, this is dumping by muppet show forum, that's pretty low even for a rodent abuser.

 

It's not like that seriously. I wouldn't dream of doing anything like 'that'.

 

She is a lovely lady-friend and I just don't think she's quite got the hang of these modern gizmos, that us youngsters call mobile phones.

 

Maybe 'Text Pest' was a little unfair, 'Text Virgin' would have been more appropriate. Sorry if you are reading this 'mystery woman'.

 

xx

hamster

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managed to shake off a bunny boiler type recently, even liked it when i was a total c*** to her. wasn't easy

 

Had she actually met you and seen your gammy leg ?? :smt103

 

Is that a euphemism?

Posted
I need some advice please.

 

How does one end a text conversation?

 

Every time I reply with a 'see you later' or a simple 'bye', I get another apparently requiring some form of response.

 

As an example, anything which includes a question mark.

 

I don;t want to be rude but it is getting silly now, she's a lovely bird, so I don;t want to burn any bridges just in case.....

 

I normally just switch my phone off and go to the kitchen and have a chat with her once she has finished clearing up.

Posted

The texts have stopped and now I feel bad.

 

Nevermind, I may get the chance to make amends hopefully, but I'll cross that bridge when I come to it.

Posted

Did you really need to advertise it on here for all to see, or are you covering yourself from your other half?

 

At the end of the day, you gave her your number and got the ball rolling.

 

You invited her on a midnight cruise for some fun & games.

Posted

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Are you preaching to me Dog? Your pint in The Wharf could be in jeopardy.

 

We'll be there about 8-9 tonight if you fancy it? I have no distinguishing features but we will have a Pug and shall be quaffing large glasses of white wine and hearty pints of ale.

Posted (edited)

Don't get me involved in this love triangle, I know the crack, I'll end up with sloppy thirds and get a mouthul of curds & whey.

 

Ask Chairman Mao, he'll bum anyone after a few tequilas & a packet of wotsits.

 

 

 

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