hamster Posted 24 February, 2010 Share Posted 24 February, 2010 I need some advice please. How does one end a text conversation? Every time I reply with a 'see you later' or a simple 'bye', I get another apparently requiring some form of response. As an example, anything which includes a question mark. I don;t want to be rude but it is getting silly now, she's a lovely bird, so I don;t want to burn any bridges just in case..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deppo Posted 24 February, 2010 Share Posted 24 February, 2010 Tell her to get phucked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bridge too far Posted 24 February, 2010 Share Posted 24 February, 2010 I need some advice please. How does one end a text conversation? Every time I reply with a 'see you later' or a simple 'bye', I get another apparently requiring some form of response. As an example, anything which includes a question mark. I don;t want to be rude but it is getting silly now, she's a lovely bird, so I don;t want to burn any bridges just in case..... Shut up you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 24 February, 2010 Share Posted 24 February, 2010 surely your married? Shame on you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jillyanne Posted 24 February, 2010 Share Posted 24 February, 2010 Hamster - you lie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wiltshire Saint Posted 24 February, 2010 Share Posted 24 February, 2010 Tell her to shove her ballet shoes where the sun don't sun (her vagina) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thedelldays Posted 24 February, 2010 Share Posted 24 February, 2010 tell him you love him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 24 February, 2010 Share Posted 24 February, 2010 managed to shake off a bunny boiler type recently, even liked it when i was a total c*** to her. wasn't easy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted 24 February, 2010 Share Posted 24 February, 2010 Don't reply to them, simple. But post a picture of her bearded clam on here first. Dumping by text, this is dumping by muppet show forum, that's pretty low even for a rodent abuser. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 24 February, 2010 Author Share Posted 24 February, 2010 Don't reply to them, simple. But post a picture of her bearded clam on here first. Dumping by text, this is dumping by muppet show forum, that's pretty low even for a rodent abuser. It's not like that seriously. I wouldn't dream of doing anything like 'that'. She is a lovely lady-friend and I just don't think she's quite got the hang of these modern gizmos, that us youngsters call mobile phones. Maybe 'Text Pest' was a little unfair, 'Text Virgin' would have been more appropriate. Sorry if you are reading this 'mystery woman'. xx hamster Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smirking_Saint Posted 24 February, 2010 Share Posted 24 February, 2010 managed to shake off a bunny boiler type recently, even liked it when i was a total c*** to her. wasn't easy Had she actually met you and seen your gammy leg ?? :smt103 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthamSteve Posted 25 February, 2010 Share Posted 25 February, 2010 managed to shake off a bunny boiler type recently, even liked it when i was a total c*** to her. wasn't easy Had she actually met you and seen your gammy leg ?? :smt103 Is that a euphemism? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nineteen Canteen Posted 25 February, 2010 Share Posted 25 February, 2010 I need some advice please. How does one end a text conversation? Every time I reply with a 'see you later' or a simple 'bye', I get another apparently requiring some form of response. As an example, anything which includes a question mark. I don;t want to be rude but it is getting silly now, she's a lovely bird, so I don;t want to burn any bridges just in case..... I normally just switch my phone off and go to the kitchen and have a chat with her once she has finished clearing up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 25 February, 2010 Author Share Posted 25 February, 2010 The texts have stopped and now I feel bad. Nevermind, I may get the chance to make amends hopefully, but I'll cross that bridge when I come to it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted 25 February, 2010 Share Posted 25 February, 2010 Did you really need to advertise it on here for all to see, or are you covering yourself from your other half? At the end of the day, you gave her your number and got the ball rolling. You invited her on a midnight cruise for some fun & games. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 25 February, 2010 Author Share Posted 25 February, 2010 /\ Are you preaching to me Dog? Your pint in The Wharf could be in jeopardy. We'll be there about 8-9 tonight if you fancy it? I have no distinguishing features but we will have a Pug and shall be quaffing large glasses of white wine and hearty pints of ale. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted 25 February, 2010 Share Posted 25 February, 2010 (edited) Don't get me involved in this love triangle, I know the crack, I'll end up with sloppy thirds and get a mouthul of curds & whey. Ask Chairman Mao, he'll bum anyone after a few tequilas & a packet of wotsits. . Edited 25 February, 2010 by Dog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
INFLUENCED.COM Posted 25 February, 2010 Share Posted 25 February, 2010 I may get the chance to make amends hopefully, but I'll cross that bridge when I come to it. Is the obvious clue in here as to the identity of the mystery texter your way of outing her ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plonko Posted 26 February, 2010 Share Posted 26 February, 2010 Tell her you want to do her while shoving an enormous vegetable up her back end, if she agrees film it and post it on here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 1 March, 2010 Share Posted 1 March, 2010 tell her that like all women, she is a **** and she should do 1 back into the hole she came out of Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bridge too far Posted 5 March, 2010 Share Posted 5 March, 2010 Eek - I've just had a text from a text-pest :shock: Mr and Mrs Hamster are having a grand time afloat and asked me to say 'Ahoy' from them to the forum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted 5 March, 2010 Share Posted 5 March, 2010 I hope they sink. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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