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because i will no w hsve to be in a wheelchair. should i just mail david kuckrer with the details ir would iy be better to make s trip ti sms. any advice please and mailadresses

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  saint-luco said:
because i will no w hsve to be in a wheelchair. should i just mail david kuckrer with the details ir would iy be better to make s trip ti sms. any advice please and mailadresses

 

I cannot for the life of me believe that the club would make you travel to SMS to get your ST changed over. I would e-mail the club and make your request. They will almost certainly ask you to send your ST in by post for replacement.

 

Try here to start...

tickets@saintsfc.co.uk

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  saintchris23 said:
Has someone changed the keys around on your keyboard for a joke?

 

sorry but that is most I have ever laughed on this forum, I apologise if its at the expense of a fellow poster,

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m8's, we all like a good p*ss take but the guy has stated for an unknown reason that he now needs a wheelchair and his typing is erratic ? Personally I would hold back on the mickey taking until I knew what the guys problem was !

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  saint-luco said:
because i will no w hsve to be in a wheelchair. should i just mail david kuckrer with the details ir would iy be better to make s trip ti sms. any advice please and mailadresses

 

I changed mine a couple of weeks ago and it was very quick and straightforward.

 

I emailed the ticket office and although it took a few days for a reply I was able to check the seat that I wanted was available. I had to go down to the ticket office to get a new ticket printed but it only took a couple of minutes at the counter.

 

Are you mobile at the moment?

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  s**** fan said:
m8's, we all like a good p*ss take but the guy has stated for an unknown reason that he now needs a wheelchair and his typing is erratic ? Personally I would hold back on the mickey taking until I knew what the guys problem was !

 

yep thought the same thing :rolleyes:

 

I`m thinking about moving my seat I`m in Itchen centre absolutely no passion :smt100

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saint-luco, all credit to you - like some of the guys above I havent laughed so much for ages, tears literally running down my face...

needless to say wish you good luck with the change of season ticket.

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  saintchris23 said:
Has someone changed the keys around on your keyboard for a joke?

 

:p

 

  NickG said:
sorry but that is most I have ever laughed on this forum, I apologise if its at the expense of a fellow poster,

 

:lol:

 

  saintwarwick said:
Pmsl, lmfao, sorry saint-luco

 

:lol: just in case, eh?

 

  saint-luco said:
that musthave happrnned

 

PMSL :lol:

 

  saint-luco said:
direcectors box will do nicellyif noy subs bench eill do

 

AAhhhhh!!! :lol:

 

  lordswoodsaints said:
Now this is the reason I pay my £5 every year....this stuff is gold

 

:D

 

  Marino said:
saint-luco, all credit to you - like some of the guys above I havent laughed so much for ages, tears literally running down my face...

needless to say wish you good luck with the change of season ticket.

 

Very noble!

 

  saint lard said:
Am i supposed to laugh or have sympathy,i too am confused.

Many apologies to Saint Luco if i have offended.

 

:lol:

 

  StuRomseySaint said:
I am going to call his bluff and laugh.

 

 

 

Funny thread.

 

  StuRomseySaint said:
Benthelegend... how did you end up in a wheelchair bruv?

 

 

:lol: :smt100

 

To the OP: If you are hurt I hope you're alright. Mate, I'm sure no one here finds your situation funny but there's something undeniably hilarious about this thread so thank you very much indeed!

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Saint Luco deserves an award for making us all giggle.

 

Travelling from Chatham to Southampton deserves a round of applause in itself. To be prepared to make the trip with the hassle of a wheelchair, despite all the improved access these day, probably incurs.................... deserves a standing ovation.

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  John Boy Saint said:
Saint Luco deserves an award for making us all giggle.

 

Travelling from Chatham to Southampton deserves a round of applause in itself. To be prepared to make the trip with the hassle of a wheelchair, despite all the improved access these day, probably incurs.................... deserves a standing ovation.

 

I for one will walk up to him and shake his hand when I next see him.

 

He's a wheely funny guy. :-)

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  StuRomseySaint said:
I for one will walk up to him and shake his hand when I next see him.

 

He's a wheely funny guy. :-)

 

Are you deliberately trying to take the mick out of someone who now needs a wheelchair? Like to see how funny you would find it if you were in his shoes and people were cracking disabled jokes buddy

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  saint lard said:
Am i supposed to laugh or have sympathy,i too am confused.

Many apologies to Saint Luco if i have offended.

 

 

no offence has been taken bfromany of the replies in thid thread i love th quality of mickey take on here . it s quitr a serious question , i left hospiyal yesterday withthe news i might never walk very far againan d as ive never seen a wheel chair row x block 42 hoped someone might point mr in th right direction to get my ticket exchanged to ewheel chsair acess.

but keep up yjhr p11 ss take its geat and very funny

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  Winchester_Saint said:
Are you deliberately trying to take the mick out of someone who now needs a wheelchair? Like to see how funny you would find it if you were in his shoes and people were cracking disabled jokes buddy

 

How else do you expect me to get to him if I am going to shake his hand? Hop? Crawl? Skip?

 

Seriously, I am interested to know.

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hui luuco mpte, id the smaeprolme myslef lst yar. jsut mail david kuckre nd he wil sprt it owtfory ou.

 

i sit nxttoo the halfwy lyen in ichen stand. graet views ther. i used tobe nxt to plyres adn spoeke to forrecast lodes, but npt npw - i hve triskadecaphobia lol

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  StuRomseySaint said:
Stand up, if you love this thread!

Stand up, if you love this thread!

Stand up, if you love this thread!

Stand up, if you love this thread!

 

Feck sake. If this guy is never going to walk again yes he may not mind the banter but being completely taken the **** of like this? Bit far imo.

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  Saint Fan CaM said:
I cannot for the life of me believe that the club would make you travel to SMS to get your ST changed over. I would e-mail the club and make your request. They will almost certainly ask you to send your ST in by post for replacement.

 

Try here to start...

tickets@saintsfc.co.uk

 

They made me travel to the ticket office to get my ST seat changed for one match when I told them I was on crutches post knee-op, and then trek BACK to the ticket office after the match for which I was on crutches, in order to collect the ST back from them.

 

The guy who was looking after the wheelies and the limpers was a really helpful, genuinely nice bloke though - though I'm not quite sure I needed him to offer to come into the loo to help me have a wee, crutches or not ! :D

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  StuRomseySaint said:
Stand up, if you love this thread!

Stand up, if you love this thread!

Stand up, if you love this thread!

Stand up, if you love this thread!

 

 

Sit down shut up!

Sit down shut up!........oh

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Saint Tsu and others - nobody is laughing at saint-luco, far from it, I'm sure we all have the greatest sympathy in his present predicament.

 

What made me laugh so much - and is still doing so this morning - is the brilliant one-liner from saintchris23 immediately after the original post.

 

No bad language, nothing nasty, just very very funny.

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  iansums said:
Could this be the problem?

 

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I literally would bite your hand off if you offered me that.

 

Thank you for the plaudits and I wont milk it but the original post made me laugh equally as much. I don't get a lot of respect because I'm too stingy to pay a fiver for something I can view and post on for free so it's nice to be appreciated.

 

:)

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  saintchris23 said:
I literally would bite your hand off if you offered me that.

 

Thank you for the plaudits and I wont milk it but the original post made me laugh equally as much. I don't get a lot of respect because I'm too stingy to pay a fiver for something I can view and post on for free so it's nice to be appreciated.

 

:)

 

 

Quit while you're ahead

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