The Real Tiger Woods News and other stories

[dubai_phil]

I stuck this on the Lounge apologies thread but this is almost Parrot sketch in it's quality.

 

ONN

PONTE VEDRA BEACH, FL—In an announcement highly anticipated by sex fans around the world, Tiger Woods told a small gathering of reporters, family, and lovers Friday that the most dominant fornicator on the planet would soon return to sex.

 

http://www.theonion.com/content/news/tiger_woods_announces_return_to

 

Found it by accident this morning and we're still laughing over here

 

Then surfed around and found a bunch of other classics for those who have ever watched American TV News or US ESPN type shows....

 

http://www.theonion.com/content/video/al_qaeda_also_fed_up_with_ground

 

lol

 

http://www.theonion.com/content/video/report_american_schools_trail

 

http://www.theonion.com/content/video/packers_fan_announces_he_will

 

Now, who does this remind you of

 

Ah ha further research revealed the originator of this stuff

 

http://www.theonion.com/content/video/final_season_of_lost_promises_to

 

Loved this one and the very last line is a classic

 

http://www.theonion.com/content/video/trekkies_bash_new_star_trek_film

 

 

Edited 22 February, 2010 by dubai_phil

[dubai_phil]

Bless a Dubai Financial Crisis Story

 

Eric - don't read this one with a mouthful of OSH/coffee

 

http://www.theonion.com/content/news/dubai_debt_crisis_halts_building