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People who say they are drunk aren't drunk. FACT

 

I was at a party once and this kn0b was staggering around shouting "I'm so drunk" etc and he blatantly wasn't. I told him to stop pretending to be drunk, and he threatened me with a bottle, then threw a potato at me. Waster.

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I was at a party once and this kn0b was staggering around shouting "I'm so drunk" etc and he blatantly wasn't. I told him to stop pretending to be drunk, and he threatened me with a bottle, then threw a potato at me. Waster.

 

Ah yes, sounds like your classic attention seeker

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I was at a party once and this kn0b was staggering around shouting "I'm so drunk" etc and he blatantly wasn't. I told him to stop pretending to be drunk, and he threatened me with a bottle, then threw a potato at me. Waster.

 

Sounds like he had a chip on his shoulder..........

 

 

I'll get my coat

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I love you guys. You complete me.

 

So a complete c*** then?

 

F*ck, don't even know why I started this thread. Ruined my SaintsWeb street cred now.

 

Don't be silly, it was lost when you chose that stuipid username

 

£5 says you dont have a special power

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I was at a party once and this kn0b was staggering around shouting "I'm so drunk" etc and he blatantly wasn't. I told him to stop pretending to be drunk, and he threatened me with a bottle, then threw a potato at me. Waster.

 

That was SuperMikey the last time he had a glass of ginger beer.

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I love thinking about getting drunk.

I love getting drunk.

I love being drunk.

 

I don't like mornings after being drunk.

 

FWIW I've just this year turned into an aggressive drunk, which I need to sort out. I've always been a depressive/happy drunk before.

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I love thinking about getting drunk.

I love getting drunk.

I love being drunk.

 

I don't like mornings after being drunk.

 

FWIW I've just this year turned into an aggressive drunk, which I need to sort out. I've always been a depressive/happy drunk before.

 

Don't beat yourself up about it.

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I love thinking about getting drunk.

I love getting drunk.

I love being drunk.

 

I don't like mornings after being drunk.

 

FWIW I've just this year turned into an aggressive drunk, which I need to sort out. I've always been a depressive/happy drunk before.

 

I blame the internet

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I love thinking about getting drunk.

I love getting drunk.

I love being drunk.

 

I don't like mornings after being drunk.

 

FWIW I've just this year turned into an aggressive drunk, which I need to sort out. I've always been a depressive/happy drunk before.

 

The underground does strange things to you.

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I was at a party once and this kn0b was staggering around shouting "I'm so drunk" etc and he blatantly wasn't. I told him to stop pretending to be drunk, and he threatened me with a bottle, then threw a potato at me. Waster.

 

You should have called the Peelers.

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