Things we need to do to become the best fans in the world

[dune]

If Pompey cease to exist what do we need to do to replace them as the best fans in the world?

[EastleighSoulBoy]

If Pompey cease to exist what do we need to do to replace them as the best fans in the world?

 

We desperately need ACWAB

[EastleighSoulBoy]

Oh! maybe not?

[dune]

Oh! maybe not?

 

No No No, a bell is essential. You my friend may be the bell boy.

[Thedelldays]

all we have to do is cheer a star player who rips saints apart in a match..and all come from council estates

[dune]

DD can you play a bosuns whistle?

[FarehamRed]

If Pompey cease to exist what do we need to do to replace them as the best fans in the world?

 

Stop washing?

Start living in caravans?

[ALWAYS_SFC]

Smash up our own town...

 

Have pitiful attendances...

 

inbreed....

[Thedelldays]

DD can you play a bosuns whistle?

yes...

 

will I be known as.. TCWTW...?

[mack rill]

DD can you play a bosuns whistle?

 

Don't worry its not only the bosuns whistle hes been blowing:smt033

[NickG]

charge £20 and get 17,000 for vital prem home game on saturday afternoon?

[benjii]

Beat up or intimidate anyone who wears someone else's "colours" within 10 miles of the ground.

 

Get an 8 year old girl with a banning order as a fan.

 

Smell funny.

 

Be thick.

[Spudders]

Have someone blow a horn of some sort desperatly out of tune

[benjii]

Sell ground and surrounding land to overseas property developers with a publically expressed desire not to be involved with a football club.

[Badger]

Wigs,and chefs trousers in team colours.

[Badger]

..and clowns shoes of course

[PaulSaint]

Dress as a cross between a Rastavaian Trasvestite & the big cat from Avatar?

[dune]

Leave lots of empty seats and then claim "it's quality not quanitity".

[PaulSaint]

Get paid in cash, not pay any tax & overpay for our tickets?

[anothersaintinsouthsea]

Just tell everybody that you are the best fans, easy.

[PES]

Smash up our own town...

 

Have pitiful attendances...

 

inbreed....

 

Well your more than halfway there, congratulations, you'll make admirable replacements!

[PES]

yes...

 

will I be known as.. TCWTW...?

 

No, just TC.

[dubai_phil]

Learn how to jump up and down on thin ice?

 

http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/01/08/article-0-07CC883B000005DC-882_306x453.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1241684/Prancing-ice-The-pictures-stupidity-boy-stomping-way-frozen-lake.html&usg=__j6W5FXsshgV8xPJ4t4SFNt68r6M=&h=453&w=306&sz=44&hl=en&start=4&um=1&itbs=1&tbnid=qxb6c7j-Zn-O5M:&tbnh=127&tbnw=86&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dphoto%2Bof%2Bkid%2Bjumping%2Bon%2Bthin%2Bice%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DX%26rls%3Dcom.microsoft:en-gb:IE-SearchBox%26tbs%3Disch:1

[PES]

charge £20 and get 17,000 for vital prem home game on saturday afternoon?

 

Yeah, £20? I paid £38 and then didn't even go! And I called Dell Days TC.

[PaulSaint]

Well your more than halfway there, congratulations, you'll make admirable replacements!

 

WRONG

 

We took a few wheeltrims to shield our faces from the fish stench!

 

We fill our 32k ground regularly!

 

We make love to horses, thats not inbreeding?

 

[Evil Monkey]

Yeah, £20? I paid £38 and then didn't even go! And I called Dell Days TC.

 

A bit like some c*nt on your board claiming we only sold out for MK because it was £2 a ticket? And free league tickets with Pompey tickets?

[Gingeletiss]

No, just TC.

 

Or 'C' for short.

[Marsdinho]

Pull Henry's pants down and do him up the wrong'un...

[Under Weststand]

Stop paying the tax man & get lots of African players in on ridiculous wages.

[FarehamRed]

**** a fish?

[Pugwash]

Grow some extra toes and fingers? Webbed, of course...

[hamster]

Beat our local rivals 4-1

 

sorry

[dune]

Beat up some paediatricians.

[saint_bert]

Buy a bell?

[EastleighSoulBoy]

DD can you play a bosuns whistle?

 

Or the pink oboe?

[EastleighSoulBoy]

No, just TC.

 

Brave man, saying what many are thinking

[EastleighSoulBoy]

Yeah, £20? I paid £38 and then didn't even go! And I called Dell Days TC.

 

Meh, somehow I pictured you, like me, as a FLUB?

[PES]

Meh, somehow I pictured you, like me, as a FLUB?

 

Had to look it up on Urban Dictionary 'Fat Lazy Useless B*stard', now i'm concerned as I thought FLUB was my wifes 'affectionate' pet name for me!?!? :shock:

[saintkiptanui]

Had to look it up on Urban Dictionary 'Fat Lazy Useless B*stard', now i'm concerned as I thought FLUB was my wifes 'affectionate' pet name for me!?!? :shock:

 

fish loving ultra bender

[saintkiptanui]

..and clowns shoes of course

This is the mst important thing, the clown shoe is everything.

[PES]

fish loving ultra bender

lol, I prefer Über, Über Bender. As I'm rather pretentious.

[saintkiptanui]

lol, I prefer Über, Über Bender. As I'm rather pretentious.

 

****in bender

[benjii]

The Una-bummer.

[ALWAYS_SFC]

Well your more than halfway there, congratulations, you'll make admirable replacements!

 

half of three....:confused:

[Dr Octopus]

Spend all day on a rivals forum, including match days!!!!

[PES]

half of three....:confused:

 

Yeah, 1.5. anytime you need help, just holla.

[oxfordshire_saint]

Kid ourselves that we're the "best fans in the world" without any foundation or reasoning.

[St Landrew]

It's no good just trying to be the best ordinary fans in the world, we've got to be...

 

The Bestest Fans in the World ™

 

But we can't do that because only Pimply can have those. Everybody knows that.

[Big John]

We should all embrace under that banner of 'English Football - The Best Game Ever Invented'.

 

Let them live, I say.

[for_heaven's_Saint]

We're going to all have to spend a month in the east end of London to work on our Mockney accents.