Saint in Paradise Posted 19 February, 2010 Share Posted 19 February, 2010 240 kgs equals approx just over 37 stones. :shock: I bet even the resident **** anything that moves lot "wouldn't" Victoria Lacatus, a 25-year-old pregnant woman weighing 240kg, has given birth to a baby girl. A 25-year-old woman weighing 240 kilograms gave birth to her first baby on Thursday in what one expert called a rare and risky case. "I wanted this child with all my heart, whatever the sacrifice," the Adevarul newspaper quoted the mother, Victoria Lacatus, as saying. http://nz.news.yahoo.com/a/-/world/6828123/woman-weighing-240kg-gives-birth/ . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted 19 February, 2010 Share Posted 19 February, 2010 Congratulations to you both. Do you have any names sorted yet? Isn't 240kg average size for redneck aussies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 19 February, 2010 Share Posted 19 February, 2010 Can't wait to see mother and daughter in the park on a see saw in a couple of years time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dark Sotonic Mills Posted 19 February, 2010 Share Posted 19 February, 2010 Congratulations to you both. Do you have any names sorted yet? Isn't 240kg average size for redneck aussies. Well, Saint in Paradise is from New Zealand not Australia, so maybe he wouldn't know and the woman was a Romanian and the birth was in Romania as well. Apart from that, keep up the good work Doggy mon vieux chien. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted 19 February, 2010 Share Posted 19 February, 2010 Congratulations to you both. Do you have any names sorted yet? Isn't 240kg average size for redneck aussies. Well, Saint in Paradise is from New Zealand not Australia, so maybe he wouldn't know and the woman was a Romanian and the birth was in Romania as well. Apart from that, keep up the good work Doggy mon vieux chien. :roll: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redbul Posted 19 February, 2010 Share Posted 19 February, 2010 Rule 1....on second thoughts.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 19 February, 2010 Share Posted 19 February, 2010 Rule 1....on second thoughts.... your wish..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robsk II Posted 19 February, 2010 Share Posted 19 February, 2010 That's terrible, for all concerned. Poor little bugger'll be eaten within a month, I bet you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Durleyfos Posted 19 February, 2010 Share Posted 19 February, 2010 Rule 1....on second thoughts.... your wish..... Isn't that the whale that swam up the River Thames a while back? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hutch Posted 19 February, 2010 Share Posted 19 February, 2010 Can she sing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redbul Posted 19 February, 2010 Share Posted 19 February, 2010 your wish..... Dear Lord, is there enough beer in the world? And then is there a cupboard large enough to tie yourself to? And are there any potholers brave enough to rescue you if the rope breaks? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNSUN Posted 19 February, 2010 Share Posted 19 February, 2010 No comment in the article about the "dad" or "sperm donor" as the case may be. That's one "masturbator for money" that is begging he doesn't get tracked down. I love the line: "Born by cesarian section" - do you reckon they could've whipped some excess lard out when she was under the anaesthetic? In summary, despite my latent insensivitity, I still would. However in my life, I have only ever been so drunk that I've literally blacked out for four hours twice, so this would have to be the third time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Viking Warrior Posted 21 February, 2010 Share Posted 21 February, 2010 Must have been either immaculate conception or atrificial insemmination. Who would want to **** somebody that big? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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