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Scudamore

Scudamore

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Programme time ladies...

 

I will need the following details:

 

Photo (this will end up being approximately 17mm x 17mm)

Username

Name

DOB

Place of birth

Height

Weight

Honours

 

These are the basics. If you have anything else of interest to say i will include it...space allowing.

 

I shall PM my email adress to each of you so you can send me the details.

 

Ahfankyoo

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OldNick

OldNick

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Phil had written War and Peace to fill the space.

It was cross between war and peace and Hello magazine, as there were so many references to C list celebrities.
OldNick

OldNick

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Programme time ladies...

 

I will need the following details:

 

Username

Name

DOB

Height

Weight

Honours

 

These are the basics. If you have anything else of interest to say i will include it...space allowing.

Do you require a note from the manager?

Scudamore

Scudamore

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Right the message has now gone out.

 

Not to magnet or stusdad. Or whoever is replacing Minty.

 

So if anyone can pass these details on that would be great.

 

Cheers

Scudamore

Scudamore

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Scu, what is meant by 'Honours'?

 

Well. Someone like Silversaint really went to town with the following:

Yorkshire Plate Final Winners 1998, U11 6-a-side Thirsk Schools

Champions 1996, Sowerby Gala 5-a-side tournament Champions

1993,94,95, Under 16s Yorkshire Cup Winners, Goals Student League

Winners 2007-2008, Most Valuable Player 2001 U15 School Squad,

Thirsk 6th Form Area Champions 2003-2004, D in Food Technology GCSE,

BA HONS Leisure Science and Sports Studies.

 

Others like JustMike went for:

None

 

And others like ooohTerryHurlock went for:

Ginster Eating Pasty Champion, Cub Tea Making Champion,

Gold Arrow (two of these are true!)

OldNick

OldNick

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Well. Someone like Silversaint really went to town with the following:

Yorkshire Plate Final Winners 1998, U11 6-a-side Thirsk Schools

Champions 1996, Sowerby Gala 5-a-side tournament Champions

1993,94,95, Under 16s Yorkshire Cup Winners, Goals Student League

Winners 2007-2008, Most Valuable Player 2001 U15 School Squad,

Thirsk 6th Form Area Champions 2003-2004, D in Food Technology GCSE,

BA HONS Leisure Science and Sports Studies.

 

 

 

And others like ooohTerryHurlock went for:

Ginster Eating Pasty Champion, Cub Tea Making Champion,

Gold Arrow (two of these are true!)

You can guess which 1 of these 2 players Granty put in his team last season Lol.

 

Funnily enough I was very pleased with the player I got and a star man all around on the night. Another leader who the team looked up to.

The9

The9

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Like you "rubbing off" on the home team i kept it brief...

 

I shall be doing some serious training on my calf muscles on this occasion so as not to disappoint you again though. Maybe if i just played up front i wouldn't have to run so much...not that you'd know anything abouth that i'm sure!

 

Good point about the programme though. Would you like to ghost write stevegrant's chairman's notes this time? They were strangely lacking last time. Fortunately Phil had written War and Peace to fill the space.

 

If I'd have done more rubbing off we'd have stuck together a bit more at the end. :o

 

Despite already being injured when I started, I ran until I got MORE injured going to shoot on the edge of the box when POTS nipped in and I booted him instead. And then due to Baj's speed of thought in belting off the pitch at a limp I got stuck on the pitch playing injured for 10 mins of the first half and 15 in the second which I hadn't even signed up for (mustn't grumble). With hindsight I'd have let the Gaffer send me back on for the last 15 as well instead of suggesting someone else got a bit of "free" playing time.

 

I will happily contribute a piece detailing the buzz and my feelings surrounding the previous year's event (and no doubt include something about dodgy subs at nickh's insistence). A bit of "administration v multimillionaire" context would probably fit well too.

OldNick

OldNick

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If I'd have done more rubbing off we'd have stuck together a bit more at the end. :o

 

Despite already being injured when I started, I ran until I got MORE injured going to shoot on the edge of the box when POTS nipped in and I booted him instead. And then due to Baj's speed of thought in belting off the pitch at a limp I got stuck on the pitch playing injured for 10 mins of the first half and 15 in the second which I hadn't even signed up for (mustn't grumble). With hindsight I'd have let the Gaffer send me back on for the last 15 as well instead of suggesting someone else got a bit of "free" playing time.

 

I will happily contribute a piece detailing the buzz and my feelings surrounding the previous year's event (and no doubt include something about dodgy subs at nickh's insistence). A bit of "administration v multimillionaire" context would probably fit well too.

Yep that sounds good , a bit of insight from a previous player. A all our yesterdays type piece. In fact if Scudamore does a sepia picture from last year of Granty ,then it could well seem like this game has been going on since the 1930's

The9

The9

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Yep that sounds good , a bit of insight from a previous player. A all our yesterdays type piece. In fact if Scudamore does a sepia picture from last year of Granty ,then it could well seem like this game has been going on since the 1930's

 

Maybe a new "sash" kit will be out by then, and we could give him a handlebar moustache and knickerbockers. Or get the hairy freak burned as a witch. :D

saint_stevo

saint_stevo

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that would be good, you could also tell all around you about your injury, Granty did it to you didn't he?

 

 

Not exactly, but he did phone me and ask me to play in the fateful match, thus being the reason i was there in the first place.

 

But it all went a little something like this........brought the ball down gracefully facing my own goal, turned on a sixpence ready to split the defence with a pin point cross field pass, only for my left foot to stay planted in the muddy, lumpy Millbrook surface and my cruciate ligament to snap like a twig beneath me. This was Dec 2008. Still a cripple.

saint_stevo

saint_stevo

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Wellllll...

 

Gammy knee, can't sit in the same position too long.....

 

Could be a really critical role for you on the Away Team Bench...

 

Getting the Magners in.

 

But seriously, we would save you the key role of Chief Groupie Tester for the After Party.

 

hmm OK on second thoughts if we end up back at that 80's club I may have undersold that whole package. Sorry

 

I could stand out in shorts and t shirt and shout profanity as per Dennis Rofe....if you like?

Scudamore

Scudamore

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Yep that sounds good , a bit of insight from a previous player. A all our yesterdays type piece. In fact if Scudamore does a sepia picture from last year of Granty ,then it could well seem like this game has been going on since the 1930's

 

sepiagrant.jpg

dubai_phil

dubai_phil

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Yep that sounds good , a bit of insight from a previous player. A all our yesterdays type piece. In fact if Scudamore does a sepia picture from last year of Granty ,then it could well seem like this game has been going on since the 1930's

 

Last of The Summer Wine alert

 

You're clearly an ex pat as well

 

Burn The Witch Burn The Witch

dubai_phil

dubai_phil

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Right the message has now gone out.

 

Not to magnet or stusdad. Or whoever is replacing Minty.

 

So if anyone can pass these details on that would be great.

 

Cheers

 

Boo what not one to me?

 

Or is it the same as last year

 

Cue frantic search through a year's worth of emails :-)

Lets B Avenue

Lets B Avenue

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Lol, nice one. i do hope we will be graced with your presence once again, or has Granty put you as our mobile and speedy centre forward?

 

10 years too late for my hamstrung liabilities. But would have taken great delight

at providing " a left foot that can open a can of beans." ;)

 

I shall certainly be there and fully intend to join in the post match shennanigans as well. I did suggest that the Rose Bowl could be an earlier meeting place for those that might require anaesthetizing before the match. Mind you I did spend 6 months in Australia once, so perhaps I'm not allowed to attend. :(

 

Please outline what measures you will take to avoid the apparent cardinal sin of conceeding late goals.

OldNick

OldNick

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10 years too late for my hamstrung liabilities. But would have taken great delight

at providing " a left foot that can open a can of beans." ;)

 

I shall certainly be there and fully intend to join in the post match shennanigans as well. I did suggest that the Rose Bowl could be an earlier meeting place for those that might require anaesthetizing before the match. Mind you I did spend 6 months in Australia once, so perhaps I'm not allowed to attend. :(

 

Please outline what measures you will take to avoid the apparent cardinal sin of conceeding late goals.

I of course realised you were not going to play after meeting you last time, I wouldnt trust you to get down to tie your shoelaces without assistance from a medic....only kidding.

Great if you can make it to the after match do. Not sure where that will be at present perhaps Dock gate 4 again for starters.

I was going to get Tijani Tim to give me some tips on how to stop conceeding late goals.Lol.

My plan is to have a loud hailer so i can inform the ref that yet again Phil is putting players on during play without his approval and not thinking it was an injured player coming back on after a slight bit of attention.

You really cant trust those sand eaters who come across to manage

JustMike

JustMike

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Well. Someone like Silversaint really went to town with the following:

Yorkshire Plate Final Winners 1998, U11 6-a-side Thirsk Schools

Champions 1996, Sowerby Gala 5-a-side tournament Champions

1993,94,95, Under 16s Yorkshire Cup Winners, Goals Student League

Winners 2007-2008, Most Valuable Player 2001 U15 School Squad,

Thirsk 6th Form Area Champions 2003-2004, D in Food Technology GCSE,

BA HONS Leisure Science and Sports Studies.

 

Others like JustMike went for:

None

 

And others like ooohTerryHurlock went for:

Ginster Eating Pasty Champion, Cub Tea Making Champion,

Gold Arrow (two of these are true!)

 

haha didnt want to show the others up :D

dubai_phil

dubai_phil

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I of course realised you were not going to play after meeting you last time, I wouldnt trust you to get down to tie your shoelaces without assistance from a medic....only kidding.

Great if you can make it to the after match do. Not sure where that will be at present perhaps Dock gate 4 again for starters.

I was going to get Tijani Tim to give me some tips on how to stop conceeding late goals.Lol.

My plan is to have a loud hailer so i can inform the ref that yet again Phil is putting players on during play without his approval and not thinking it was an injured player coming back on after a slight bit of attention.

You really cant trust those sand eaters who come across to manage

 

Just such a lack of attention to detail again, same mistakes as last year.

 

We don't EAT sand we snort it.

 

Day in day out, if we don't get our daily fix off the empty construction sights we start having to post on football forums and spoiling people's day.

 

You see again, it's that narrow minded Little Englander attitude, you get sandstorms all the time, you juse your minds to them even when Ian Mcasskick always went on about dirty cars in Croydon or somewhere, you just thought it was another foggy day - you don't know what you're missing.

 

I'll get Jay to bring some high quality Ras Al Khaimah sand down so I can let you try some before the game. May chill you out and stop you micro managing your boys every move.

Foxy

Foxy

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Just such a lack of attention to detail again, same mistakes as last year.

 

We don't EAT sand we snort it.

 

Day in day out, if we don't get our daily fix off the empty construction sights we start having to post on football forums and spoiling people's day.

 

You see again, it's that narrow minded Little Englander attitude, you get sandstorms all the time, you juse your minds to them even when Ian Mcasskick always went on about dirty cars in Croydon or somewhere, you just thought it was another foggy day - you don't know what you're missing.

 

I'll get Jay to bring some high quality Ras Al Khaimah sand down so I can let you try some before the game. May chill you out and stop you micro managing your boys every move.

 

I woudln't grumble Mr Phil. I think our leader is being more than generous in choosing 'sand eater' rather than the alternative soubriquet for gulf dwellers.

 

I, of course, would not dream of dealing in such offensive terms myself - I might need some duty free bringing

dubai_phil

dubai_phil

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I woudln't grumble Mr Phil. I think our leader is being more than generous in choosing 'sand eater' rather than the alternative soubriquet for gulf dwellers.

 

I, of course, would not dream of dealing in such offensive terms myself - I might need some duty free bringing

 

What DID happen to that bottle of Jaegermeister last year?

ooohTerryHurlock

ooohTerryHurlock

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sepiagrant.jpg

 

Granty looks like a cross between the missing link and Bez out of the Happy mondays!! Should i really be laid on my hotel bed laughing at quite so much at this picture? (I know the answer - I'm going to get out more!)

hamster

hamster

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Granty looks like a cross between the missing link and Bez out of the Happy mondays!! Should i really be laid on my hotel bed laughing at quite so much at this picture? (I know the answer - I'm going to get out more!)

 

???

No you should not Terry me old mucker, hotel beds are not for the SWF.

 

t n a f l i x . c o m

 

need i say more?

Scudamore

Scudamore

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No you should not Terry me old mucker, hotel beds are not for the SWF.

 

t n a f l i x . c o m

 

need i say more?

 

Infractions...

 

Need i say more?!

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