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Only 5 people are yet to pay, you have until the end of today to do so - I won't name and shame, I'm sure you all know who you are :)

 

I'm currently sorting the home team right-back situation.

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Ooh, I like it. It's a 'situation'.

 

Just put Lee there once he pays me! :)

 

There are those (unkind folks that they are) who might have described you being our right back as 'a situation'.

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There are those (unkind folks that they are) who might have described you being our right back as 'a situation'.

 

Was it those same unkind folks who call you a 'striker'...?!? :cool:

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Was it those same unkind folks who call you a 'striker'...?!? :cool:

 

No, that's what the kind ones (my Grandparents for example) would have said. There are plenty who would be less generous in their description, I'm sure

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Sorry chaps, unavoidable I'm afraid.
Minty,I can';t believe it, FFS you have thrown the home team into complete disarray.

I do hope that the fear of my hairdryer at half time has put you off, Sebastian (my hairdrier) was looking forward to getting his hands on you.

I dont know if we have been weakened or strengthened with your withdrawal, although after the way Granty has been plying the team selection Im fully expecting Steven Hawking to be playing at right back.

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Minty,I can';t believe it, FFS you have thrown the home team into complete disarray.

I do hope that the fear of my hairdryer at half time has put you off, Sebastian (my hairdrier) was looking forward to getting his hands on you.

I dont know if we have been weakened or strengthened with your withdrawal, although after the way Granty has been plying the team selection Im fully expecting Steven Hawking to be playing at right back.

 

 

Didn't I see somewhere earlier in the thread that Pele was up for playing at the back? Or was that me getting confused with Mars Bars & Sebastian?

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with all this talk of the 'away team' supposedy being much stronger, i guess im gua have my work cut out in goal? At least il get my moneys worth :p

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with all this talk of the 'away team' supposedy being much stronger, i guess im gua have my work cut out in goal? At least il get my moneys worth :p

 

Picking my crosses up from row Q should give you quite a work out.

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with all this talk of the 'away team' supposedy being much stronger, i guess im gua have my work cut out in goal? At least il get my moneys worth :p

Spades we won't knoe until bthe night how it pans out. Just that the team I managed last year has had 3 players taken of which one was chosen as motm and 2 defenders. My forward line has lost the main goalscorer

Of course the players coming in may well be as good if not better,. Not a perfect scenario especially as we had a fantastic team spirit.

I look forward to leading yet another great team, but always expect Phil and Granty to pull many underhand tricks to try an win

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Like having me, lulling everyone into a false sense of security.

Dont worry I expect you will be a star.

Granty will have all the fit ones (ooh err misses) and we have the more experienced and less fit.Afterall Granty will want to look good on the night, and so will not risk having too many runners in our team.Thank heavens I have a team full of captains who will win with endeavour and passion

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Dont worry I expect you will be a star.

Granty will have all the fit ones (ooh err misses) and we have the more experienced and less fit.Afterall Granty will want to look good on the night, and so will not risk having too many runners in our team.Thank heavens I have a team full of captains who will win with endeavour and passion

 

One bone crunching challenge on Steve and he will pussy out of every 50/50 for the rest of the game...so i'll get that one in after 30 seconds :cool:

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Dont worry I expect you will be a star.

Granty will have all the fit ones (ooh err misses) and we have the more experienced and less fit.Afterall Granty will want to look good on the night, and so will not risk having too many runners in our team.Thank heavens I have a team full of captains who will win with endeavour and passion

 

Don't worry about Granty looking good on the night. That's already taken as read.

 

He's booked in for a manicure, pedicure, facial and a nice soft perm just before the game follwed by a 20 minute top up tan session.

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One bone crunching challenge on Steve and he will pussy out of every 50/50 for the rest of the game...so i'll get that one in after 30 seconds :cool:

thats the stuff. Im getting a feeling that I might have the next generation of our Alehouse team of the 70's.It's going to warm the ****les of my heart.

Come on the home team, Let's be avvin you

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Don't worry about Granty looking good on the night. That's already taken as read.

 

He's booked in for a manicure, pedicure, facial and a nice soft perm just before the game follwed by a 20 minute top up tan session.

The last time we played he looked so rigid i thought he had mistakenly had botox injections into his legs
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One bone crunching challenge on Steve and he will pussy out of every 50/50 for the rest of the game...so i'll get that one in after 30 seconds :cool:

After going crossed eyed after trying to read your posts over the years i cant wait to see the colour of your boots

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The last time we played he looked so rigid i thought he had mistakenly had botox injections into his legs

 

 

Mind you, same could have been said for all 32 players as they came off at the end.

 

Hell, I was in that condition after trying to kick a couple of footballs in the vague direction of the goal at a (measured by the Sky cameras) velocity of 0.75mph

 

Still, maybe I'll pack a secret weapon for my Boysh.

 

A case of Pocari Sweat at half-time.

 

I'd explain what it is but as it is an Asian drink I may be accused of sullying the forum with foreign knowledge.

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After going crossed eyed after trying to read your posts over the years i cant wait to see the colour of your boots

 

Red and black Predators :|

I'll wear orange underpants if it makes you happy...

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Red and black Predators :|

 

I'll wear orange underpants if it makes you happy...

 

is that in a bid to dazzle your opponents with the countless stepovers you will do? :D

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Wow, now THAT's what I call quality.

 

Most crosses ended in row Z last year

 

 

Of The Itchen

 

Don't get too excited, I'm talking about Fratton Park.

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i may have to plum new depths of sad and come and watch this.........while stroking my gammy knee and laughing at Rabbits football tourettes.

that would be good, you could also tell all around you about your injury, Granty did it to you didn't he?

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i may have to plum new depths of sad and come and watch this.........while stroking my gammy knee and laughing at Rabbits football tourettes.

 

Wellllll...

 

Gammy knee, can't sit in the same position too long.....

 

Could be a really critical role for you on the Away Team Bench...

 

Getting the Magners in.

 

But seriously, we would save you the key role of Chief Groupie Tester for the After Party.

 

hmm OK on second thoughts if we end up back at that 80's club I may have undersold that whole package. Sorry

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thats the stuff. Im getting a feeling that I might have the next generation of our Alehouse team of the 70's.It's going to warm the ****les of my heart.

Come on the home team, Let's be avvin you

 

You called?

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You called?

Lol, nice one. i do hope we will be graced with your presence once again, or has Granty put you as our mobile and speedy centre forward?

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nick is our team having a get together before hand or a training session or anything?

Id be happy for that. We didn't last time but if the team want a get together and meet up fine. Im not sure about the training session as a lot of my team need a stretcher after a walk from their cars to the changing room.

PM me with any ideas and we can see the interest but also what players want. We want to keep it in house dont want Phil and his crew to see my revolutionary training techniques.

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just to be clear as well would like to play second half not first, cheers

I was thinking of bringing you on for a cameo appearance during the injury time of the second half to waste a bit of time to run the clock down, is that ok?

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Id be happy for that. We didn't last time but if the team want a get together and meet up fine. Im not sure about the training session as a lot of my team need a stretcher after a walk from their cars to the changing room.

PM me with any ideas and we can see the interest but also what players want. We want to keep it in house dont want Phil and his crew to see my revolutionary training techniques.

 

We didn't have time last time, you've got no excuses not to pitch up at Fleming Park on a Sunday at the very least this year.

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We didn't have time last time, you've got no excuses not to pitch up at Fleming Park on a Sunday at the very least this year.

Well I would be happy for that, you can take the training session.A bit like LM and Bally. All he did was motivate while Bally took the training session. How about it then?

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Well I would be happy for that, you can take the training session.A bit like LM and Bally. All he did was motivate while Bally took the training session. How about it then?

 

If I can't be arsed to run around and play I'm not going to be arsed to run around and train others...

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If I can't be arsed to run around and play I'm not going to be arsed to run around and train others...
i know what you mean, just thought your sudden enthusiasm may have rubbed off on the rest of the team. I was hoping you'd spend a bit of time showing my forwards a few shooting tricks. i will have to go and ask DrogBaj I suppose. Although teaching them to pull up injured is not the best way forward.
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Saintforlife7 and Magnet can you contact me through a full member. Granty has fixed the game so much, I even have registered members in my team. I think they will have to get changed in the corridor as we are a gentlemans team and should not be expected to mix with riff-raff

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Well I would be happy for that, you can take the training session.A bit like LM and Bally. All he did was motivate while Bally took the training session. How about it then?

 

i know what you mean, just thought your sudden enthusiasm may have rubbed off on the rest of the team. I was hoping you'd spend a bit of time showing my forwards a few shooting tricks. i will have to go and ask DrogBaj I suppose. Although teaching them to pull up injured is not the best way forward.

 

So let me see if i've got this straight?

 

You want The9. Your left hand man. Your Bally.

 

So essentially left hand Ball...to rub off on the rest of the team and show them some shooting tricks?

 

Thank fook i'm on Phil's team again is all i can say.

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So let me see if i've got this straight?

 

You want The9. Your left hand man. Your Bally.

 

So essentially left hand Ball...to rub off on the rest of the team and show them some shooting tricks?

 

Thank fook i'm on Phil's team again is all i can say.

 

Did you play last time then ? Didn't notice.

 

Nice programme though. :D

 

On the training front, really not my forte, and if anyone thinks I'm going to teach Magnet anything, well... old dogs and all that...

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Did you play last time then ? Didn't notice.

 

Nice programme though. :D

 

On the training front, really not my forte, and if anyone thinks I'm going to teach Magnet anything, well... old dogs and all that...

 

Like you "rubbing off" on the home team i kept it brief...

 

I shall be doing some serious training on my calf muscles on this occasion so as not to disappoint you again though. Maybe if i just played up front i wouldn't have to run so much...not that you'd know anything abouth that i'm sure!

 

Good point about the programme though. Would you like to ghost write stevegrant's chairman's notes this time? They were strangely lacking last time. Fortunately Phil had written War and Peace to fill the space.

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