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saint_stevo

saint_stevo

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Oh! You mean for that help last year don;t you? what'll it be mate?

 

You might have to wait until late into the evening though ss, there will be a lot of peopl there on Thursday who will not see me put my hand in my pocket. I have been asked to present the trophy actually, as a sort of 'Guest of Honour'. Had to turn them down though, I'm not into all this attention seeking mullarkey to be honest. Like to keep my head down and all that, if you know what i mean?

 

Glad you finally came round. Not sure i will be out too long after, not really my stylee to hang out with some forum geeks for too long, you get me?

 

Ill the the guy with the limp btw

hamster

hamster

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I am trained in manual handling of dead weights, I'll carry you to the bar when it's your round.

 

just between us ss, the clever money is on the Away tam, phil is a great motivator of men. Trust me, it may get emarrasing for nicky's little lambs.

OldNick

OldNick

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low blow hammy, you know im a cripple (knee btw, not sure i mentioned it for a while)
How did you get the injury Lol It was Granty wasn't it?
OldNick

OldNick

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nick's not that much of a geek by the way, not once you get to know him he's not.

Me a geek, I thought they were brainy and spent all their time on a computer......ooohh

OldNick

OldNick

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UPDATE of MEET UP with Dubai in Salisbury

 

It was like a meeting of the Jets and Sharks, without the singing and dancing.

Dubai Phil, or DP he is known as in the adult trade, now wishes to be known as 'the chosen one' not the 'special one', he has had more name changes than Prince FFs

Anyway he PM'd me for 'a meet' and offered me a evening with a coq au vin. I was expecting a lovely chicken basted in wine, but after he had plied me with lashings of wine he said 'It was time for the main course' The evening finished at that moment. The away team had better shower when you get home.

DP was bragging how the ref is another member of his family and was pretty confident that they had the game sewn up.

As a peace offering he did bring me a lovely bottle of red wine from Dubai (Lebanese, apparently it is top stuff. i'm torn whether to drink it or put it on E-bay)

OldNick

OldNick

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The special one can lick my balls....
you were mentioned, we fully expect you to look like David Dickensons tan. Orange boots to match no doubt
dubai_phil

dubai_phil

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And so it nears.

 

The tension rises, the backstabbing and bile becomes more noticeable.

 

Should we be worried? No of course not, we are dealing with Highly Tuned Athletes here, and each one of them knows their role in the drama to be played out tomorrow.

 

Once upon a time it was the Christians v The Lions, now it is Swindon v The Lions - oops wrong match.

 

Anyway, the psych warfare is under way, we have arranged to have Swindon Town's New Wembley song piped into Nick's dressing room before the game.

 

Don't forget, focus, ownership and commitment (will get you to the bar before anyone else) as for the pitch, well, 4-4 fecking2 Nick, that is Soooooooooo Last year

 

Tomorrow will be a Victory for Style AND Substance over a bunch of Fashion Disasters, (Rumours that Hello Magazine want to do a special on Scudamore as well)

 

Oh and yes I do have the Warm Up bibs this year for our subs, thanks for the tip Scu

 

 

remarkably sent from the same cruddy pc in the library, got to run me mum is freezing to death chatting to The Big Issue salesman outside where I left her safely chained to the railings

OldNick

OldNick

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you forgot the hairband :D
he wears a hairband!!!!!!!!, oh lordy. I think i will get all the mirrors taken down in the changing rooms, i can't deliver a team talk while he is brushing through his long tresses.
B Rabbit

B Rabbit

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he wears a hairband!!!!!!!!, oh lordy. I think i will get all the mirrors taken down in the changing rooms, i can't deliver a team talk while he is brushing through his long tresses.

 

I used to.....not anymore..you'll understand 2moro...

Scudamore

Scudamore

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Tomorrow will be a Victory for Style AND Substance over a bunch of Fashion Disasters, (Rumours that Hello Magazine want to do a special on Scudamore as well)

 

I'll be wearing a daring combination of jeans and tshirt on the sidelines whilst nursing a beer this year...

 

I'm sure the paparazzi will go mental over that one...

OldNick

OldNick

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I used to.....not anymore..you'll understand 2moro...
Oh thank the lord for that, i had just come to terms that my big bruising centre forward was called Julian!

I can now settle and have a nice long nights sleep in the knowledge that my team will be tucked in bed after a good run up to the game, after their days of cross country runs and fitness and healthy diets

B Rabbit

B Rabbit

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Oh thank the lord for that, i had just come to terms that my big bruising centre forward was called Julian!

I can now settle and have a nice long nights sleep in the knowledge that my team will be tucked in bed after a good run up to the game, after their days of cross country runs and fitness and healthy diets

 

Big bruising?! The dude's like 10 Stone and has AIDS i think...

OldNick

OldNick

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I am trained in manual handling of dead weights, I'll carry you to the bar when it's your round.

 

just between us ss, the clever money is on the Away tam, phil is a great motivator of men. Trust me, it may get emarrasing for nicky's little lambs.

DP is Mr Motivator now is he? lol.

We are the underdogs,but our team spirit , resolve and personality (I suspect most of your team will have to look up what a personality is, except the 2 who granty knicked away from last season)will be a fair match for your lot.

No doubt Granty and DP are parachuting a ringer in to strengthen your side, but we will just get on with things and fight on.

OldNick

OldNick

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Big bruising?! The dude's like 10 Stone and has AIDS i think...

Whose side are you on??? We are supposed to be playing mind games here, and wanting their defenders to have a sleepless night. Now they will be tucked up in bed tonight with no fear of a battering. Repeat after me, our strikers are big bruisers , a cross between Dowie and Joe Jordan

INFLUENCED.COM

INFLUENCED.COM

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I've just noticed that from last years programme and details supplied this year that Influenced.com has grown 5 inches and has lost well over a stone.

 

I just like to congratulate him on the fitness regime and growth spurt!

 

Due to the embarrassment of losing to dp's team last year I went straight from the stadium to Eastleigh Airport and flew out of the country, eventually spending time among the Burmese Kayan tribe so this is how I managed to add 5 inches, however, oppose to putting the brass coils around my neck I felt the result would be more useful if placed elsewhere....

 

Well he did a sliding tackle on me within the first minute of me being on the pitch last time so i'll not be too surprised!

 

and you were on my team !!!

 

that was because the programme put him as a short fat ba####d

 

I have an underactive thyroid !

OldNick

OldNick

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and you were on my team !!!

 

i know Scudamore is the type of person nobody notices, but he was/is an opponent. I think disdain is the best way of treating him.

Anyway Capt. I have some cunning plans formulating in my head. The first is my resignation, after the game.....although resignation before the game may be the cleverest and most popular option.

I know that you all will be begging me to stay on, but the time has come to gracefully hand over the reins to a younger man. I know the9 has his sights on grandeur and will no doubt be willing to fill the position next season.That is if he doesnt get locked in Itchen college again.

My revolutionary managing techniques will be lost, but i hope that some may have rubbed off to you all to take on with you in you lesser managerial posts.

The 2nd was to bribe the ref, but DP has the option on that!

3rd is to get my side to score more than the opposition, a modern and quite a daring concept. i will put it to the team and see if they can get their heads around it.

Scudamore

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i know Scudamore is the type of person nobody notices, but he was/is an opponent. I think disdain is the best way of treating him.

Anyway Capt. I have some cunning plans formulating in my head. The first is my resignation, after the game.....although resignation before the game may be the cleverest and most popular option.

I know that you all will be begging me to stay on, but the time has come to gracefully hand over the reins to a younger man. I know the9 has his sights on grandeur and will no doubt be willing to fill the position next season.That is if he doesnt get locked in Itchen college again.

My revolutionary managing techniques will be lost, but i hope that some may have rubbed off to you all to take on with you in you lesser managerial posts.

The 2nd was to bribe the ref, but DP has the option on that!

3rd is to get my side to score more than the opposition, a modern and quite a daring concept. i will put it to the team and see if they can get their heads around it.

 

Nickh is rubbing off on his team...

 

Best stay clear of that changing room then...

INFLUENCED.COM

INFLUENCED.COM

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The first is my resignation, after the game....

 

Fair play to you for putting it out their now but subject to the result it may have been enforced anyway !!!

 

Obviously we go into the game confident of beating the make shift side created by SG's shuffling, so, are you happy that this will leave both you and dp with a win each, would you not be hungry for a leveller ?

OldNick

OldNick

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Fair play to you for putting it out their now but subject to the result it may have been enforced anyway !!!

 

Obviously we go into the game confident of beating the make shift side created by SG's shuffling, so, are you happy that this will leave both you and dp with a win each, would you not be hungry for a leveller ?

Lol, yes the manager change may have been enforced.

I will be happy to walk away with a victory to make up for last years injustice. Of course when we win, I may think again

saint_stevo

saint_stevo

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that's a no then lol

 

It's a 'i intend on it at the moment, but if mrs rabbit comes off the blob sooner than expected ill be round there and having a munch like a rat up a drainpipe'

Scudamore

Scudamore

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It's a 'i intend on it at the moment, but if mrs rabbit comes off the blob sooner than expected ill be round there and having a munch like a rat up a drainpipe'

 

let the dog see the rabbit is the expression i believe...

B Rabbit

B Rabbit

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It's a 'i intend on it at the moment, but if mrs rabbit comes off the blob sooner than expected ill be round there and having a munch like a rat up a drainpipe'

 

 

I might bring her along..you can keep her company...

OldNick

OldNick

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It's a 'i intend on it at the moment, but if mrs rabbit comes off the blob sooner than expected ill be round there and having a munch like a rat up a drainpipe'
the language of Shakespeare, but a lol
The9

The9

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Did we ever win a league under Gecko Saints name? I thought it was only the Hargreaves.

 

We won diddly squat as Geckos, only got good when we changed the name.

 

And started picking Ben

dubai_phil

dubai_phil

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DP is Mr Motivator now is he? lol.

We are the underdogs,but our team spirit , resolve and personality (I suspect most of your team will have to look up what a personality is, except the 2 who granty knicked away from last season)will be a fair match for your lot.

No doubt Granty and DP are parachuting a ringer in to strengthen your side, but we will just get on with things and fight on.

 

Nickh.

 

A true global legend.

 

Ladies & Gentlemen, I give you the First Human being to ever survive being a Personality Transplant Donor.

 

The only ringer this year will be your number two (neat work that Granty)

 

Nickh & TCWTB - a dream team for the Home team

dubai_phil

dubai_phil

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What time is k.o?

 

Well, as you & Scu are in charge of bringing me my Magners you better get there early and get to the front of the queue. About 14:30 should do!

 

:D

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