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Posted
I'll jump in goal Spades, even if I'm fit I'm not going to get much match practice in....just make sure Steve swaps the numbers around.

 

Ok mate no worries, il PM steve and get him to swap the numbers round. If theyv already been done guess il wear your shirt and you mine

Posted

It's strange to sit here in SMS watching the players warm up in the knowledge that next time I'm here I'll be one of those players. Hope it a bit warmer though it's ****ing freezing in the Kingsland!

Posted
I've got a Saints GK shirt at home with No.1 on it, I'll bring that and let you keep the GK shirt from the game.

 

In response to this steve... not sure if yo got my PM... can i have 16 and my surname on the RB shirt... if it isnt too late of course

Posted
The home team's changing room :)

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I'm surprised on this day of wild speculation about everything else that so far nickh hasn't yet come on and accused me of planning this.

 

So, just in case he does I want to refute once and for all that I had any hand in the demolition of the dressing room, it was not a ploy to undermine his time in the showers with his boys.

 

Also, as you will all know, I am from Dubai and down here for the last year we have stubbornly refused to start ANY building work for ANYONE no matter how much they had already paid us.

 

I think he should start to seek out conspiracy theories elsewhere. I think it may well be revenge for his moaning on the takeover saga and that this is all a stitch up by Terry The Builder from down the M27

Posted

Well done to the moronic dinosaurs in the BA Unions. Just called strike dates for when I am flying back and forwards.

 

And people keep asking me why I am a fan of Emirates.

Posted
Well done to the moronic dinosaurs in the BA Unions. Just called strike dates for when I am flying back and forwards.

 

And people keep asking me why I am a fan of Emirates.

well done Duncan, get in there.
Posted
I'm surprised on this day of wild speculation about everything else that so far nickh hasn't yet come on and accused me of planning this.

 

So, just in case he does I want to refute once and for all that I had any hand in the demolition of the dressing room, it was not a ploy to undermine his time in the showers with his boys.

 

Also, as you will all know, I am from Dubai and down here for the last year we have stubbornly refused to start ANY building work for ANYONE no matter how much they had already paid us.

 

I think he should start to seek out conspiracy theories elsewhere. I think it may well be revenge for his moaning on the takeover saga and that this is all a stitch up by Terry The Builder from down the M27

The home team changing rooms has been modernised and fully kitted out at the start of the season to a fantastic standard. The away changing rooms lol

I doubt there will be a clean surface to put your photos out to display

Posted
So do we have an update on the teams etc. Whos up against me in CM for the away team then?
I might put you on the wing in one of my fantastic tactical changes. We have to keep them guessing,
Posted
I might put you on the wing in one of my fantastic tactical changes. We have to keep them guessing,

 

Me on the wing, now that would be funny!

Posted
The teams are as per the original post on this thread.

 

Surely it's okay for me and Spades to swap though, both of us have paid for 90 min slots and with the injury I have I won't last out on pitch.

Posted
Surely it's okay for me and Spades to swap though, both of us have paid for 90 min slots and with the injury I have I won't last out on pitch.

Yes, that's fine. Neither of you have confirmed any of this though, you've changed your mind at least twice on this thread already.

Posted
Yes, that's fine. Neither of you have confirmed any of this though, you've changed your mind at least twice on this thread already.

 

There should be a PM from Spades, I can confirm it now. I can play in goal, just won't last on pitch.

Posted
So are you swapping for the entire 90 minutes? :?

 

Yes, Spades will be taking my right back slot and i'll take the GK. I've been having physio and resting ankle, I'll be okay to last 90mins.

Posted
So are you swapping for the entire 90 minutes? :?

 

Steve i sent you a PM last week regarding this... maybe you didnt get it. It regarded swapping the player numbers and names over so my RB shirt is for me and Lee's GK shirt for him etc... if its too late though (as i imagine likely) then it wont be a problem

Posted
Steve i sent you a PM last week regarding this... maybe you didnt get it. It regarded swapping the player numbers and names over so my RB shirt is for me and Lee's GK shirt for him etc... if its too late though (as i imagine likely) then it wont be a problem

 

Have the numbers been given out then?

Posted
Have the numbers been given out then?

 

We chose our own numbers. see the original post on this thread with the teams, players names are alongside their chosen number

Posted
do we need our own socks and shorts again?

 

I've decided that i'm actually going to, in football terms, rape you on the pitch.

If you even try and get near the ball i'll have you on the floor...and when i score i'm going to point at you and poke my tongue out.

Yeah.

Posted

I have heard from my various sources at The Echo, The Mail, Radio Solent and The Saints Web Forum....When Pards leaves Saints he will be filling the post of Manager of one of the forum teams....

 

I did not know there was a vacancy YET.....But it is believed one of the Managers has never won a game.

 

I hope this is only a rumour as I believe both Phil and Nick have put in a lot of hard work.

Posted
I have heard from my various sources at The Echo, The Mail, Radio Solent and The Saints Web Forum....When Pards leaves Saints he will be filling the post of Manager of one of the forum teams....

 

I did not know there was a vacancy YET.....But it is believed one of the Managers has never won a game.

 

I hope this is only a rumour as I believe both Phil and Nick have put in a lot of hard work.

It is probably the most amazing and unlikely of statistics in the managerial game, both managers have a 100% record.
Posted (edited)
It is probably the most amazing and unlikely of statistics in the managerial game, both managers have a 100% record.

 

I wish you Phil, players and supporters the very best of luck and a very good match...:)

 

 

Sorry I can't be there to support you all but all my time is taken up outside NCs house with my banner in support of Phil of the desert as our new Saints Manager /coach.:-$

 

COYRs

 

 

PS Hoping FF and BA lets him get to the stadium or training on time...

Edited by ottery st mary
Posted
I've decided that i'm actually going to, in football terms, rape you on the pitch.

 

If you even try and get near the ball i'll have you on the floor...and when i score i'm going to point at you and poke my tongue out.

 

Yeah.

 

 

ah ha i spot a flaw in your plan...you wont score :D

Posted
I wish you Phil, players and supporters the very best of luck and a very good match...:)

 

 

Sorry I can't be there to support you all but all my time is taken up outside NCs house with my banner in support of Phil of the desert as our new Saints Manager /coach.:-$

 

COYRs

 

 

PS Hoping FF and BA lets him get to the stadium or training on time...

 

Why thanks OSM.

 

Unfortunately :mad: FF's pals have cost me 650 quid AND resulted in the loss of one of the 10 free biz class return tickets we had won from BA.

 

As I have to mix business with pleasure (who wouldn't) I had to make appointments around my trip back (on top of walloping TSW members at golf).

 

So I have to know when I am coming and when I am going (always helps I find in all walks of life)

 

Anyway I just had to re-plan and book on Emirates in cattle class.

 

The good news is of course that the big day is drawing near. Perhaps we are nearing the time when there could be some friction starting to develop between the managers in a Rafa Fergie style.

 

Shame you'll miss the Cross Bar challenge for the fans (that we haven't arranged) and the After Party (that we haven't arranged) and will miss the delights of the group booking in the Hotel (which we haven't arranged)/

 

And of course, as everyone will know, having such a global celebrity at the event (myself) is great news for the fans (yes I will bring all my photos Nick) it would be interesting to know how we are getting on with the RSVP's from the C-List Celebrities who had asked if they could come along.

 

Certainly it looks like Jamie Oliver will have to cancel his new TV show improving the Catering in Stadia as we haven't had his new Pie Menu through in time for the suppliers.

My mates at Muse are having trouble with the council for the half time show permits.

John Terry has had to cancel his personal relationship counselling meeting with myself and Tiger due to worries about his foot (I had heard it was more like 5 inches)

And the FIA have rather rudely refused to delay the Turkish Grand Prix by a couple of days so we are unable to get Jenson & Lewis down to meet the TSW petrolheads.

 

I hope Nick is getting on better with his Celebs.

I think Terry the Builder is still OK to pop up the M27 and make his spot for the motivational speech - Poopey, my part in their Downfall, and I hear he is trying to get LLS to come down to fill in for Peter Kay in the Stand-Up Comedy slot.

(Peter is unfortunately travelling to Texas or something that evening)

 

We'd put you on the mailing list for a Complimetary DVD of the event but as we are still waiting for the second one from Last Year we'd need confirmation that you don't intend to change your address in the next 5 years (along with your credit card details and security code)

 

Good luck with the lobbying, glad you spotted teh REAL reason behind the AP rumours, yes I can confirm that neither nickh or myself wish to make any comment on the rumours that we have been offered any position as joint Team managers at SFC and refer all queires on this subject to our Media Management Team at BoythiswillhissAlpineoff.com

Posted
Great report Coach.......Got distracted by that other great report you wrote for NC..

Sand in your eyes or did you have a few tears after writting for our NC?

 

I was sure that his Business Plan would have included a Media Management Consultant position somewhere...

 

I'm glad he has done that statement though as now he is eligible to beg to be put back onto the C-List Support Celebrity Guest List.

 

In fact I might just offer him the roll of of Lucozade Sport Bottle Drink dispenser on the Bench. (I think FOS1 is pretty much nailed on to repeat his starring role of "Aggressive Bald Headed Bloke" who stalks the area.

 

All I have left is to decide who to give the new role of "Scarf Adjuster" to (Our attempt to show a bit of solidarity for our Italian CEO)

 

As for the travel plans I now look to land (Volcanoes permitting) late evening the day before the game. Not ideal as I'll have to re-plan the Golf & will miss the trip to the Cricket :mad:

 

Also not sure if the Duty Free Champers will have timme to chill properly.

Posted
not sure if the Duty Free Champers will have timme to chill properly.

 

Of course they will as there will be no reason for you to open them within 24 hrs, perhaps the following day when catching up with old friends may be more appropriate ?

Posted
Why thanks OSM.

 

Unfortunately :mad: FF's pals have cost me 650 quid AND resulted in the loss of one of the 10 free biz class return tickets we had won from BA.

 

As I have to mix business with pleasure (who wouldn't) I had to make appointments around my trip back (on top of walloping TSW members at golf).

 

So I have to know when I am coming and when I am going (always helps I find in all walks of life)

 

Anyway I just had to re-plan and book on Emirates in cattle class.

 

The good news is of course that the big day is drawing near. Perhaps we are nearing the time when there could be some friction starting to develop between the managers in a Rafa Fergie style.

 

Shame you'll miss the Cross Bar challenge for the fans (that we haven't arranged) and the After Party (that we haven't arranged) and will miss the delights of the group booking in the Hotel (which we haven't arranged)/

 

And of course, as everyone will know, having such a global celebrity at the event (myself) is great news for the fans (yes I will bring all my photos Nick) it would be interesting to know how we are getting on with the RSVP's from the C-List Celebrities who had asked if they could come along.

 

Certainly it looks like Jamie Oliver will have to cancel his new TV show improving the Catering in Stadia as we haven't had his new Pie Menu through in time for the suppliers.

My mates at Muse are having trouble with the council for the half time show permits.

John Terry has had to cancel his personal relationship counselling meeting with myself and Tiger due to worries about his foot (I had heard it was more like 5 inches)

And the FIA have rather rudely refused to delay the Turkish Grand Prix by a couple of days so we are unable to get Jenson & Lewis down to meet the TSW petrolheads.

 

I hope Nick is getting on better with his Celebs.

I think Terry the Builder is still OK to pop up the M27 and make his spot for the motivational speech - Poopey, my part in their Downfall, and I hear he is trying to get LLS to come down to fill in for Peter Kay in the Stand-Up Comedy slot.

(Peter is unfortunately travelling to Texas or something that evening)

 

We'd put you on the mailing list for a Complimetary DVD of the event but as we are still waiting for the second one from Last Year we'd need confirmation that you don't intend to change your address in the next 5 years (along with your credit card details and security code)

 

Good luck with the lobbying, glad you spotted teh REAL reason behind the AP rumours, yes I can confirm that neither nickh or myself wish to make any comment on the rumours that we have been offered any position as joint Team managers at SFC and refer all queires on this subject to our Media Management Team at BoythiswillhissAlpineoff.com

 

Why use 10 words when you can use 15000 eh Phil

My team talk will be quick and straight to the point....a bit like my wedding night.

I suggest the away team bring pillows and blankets as they may get cold as Phil starts his third volume of motivational talks to the disinterested.

Posted
i will just kick you :p

 

At left back Mr Mike... you are going to be dealing with my overlapping runs down the right flank!

 

I sense you and I are going to have a fair amount of banter down that side over the 90mins :D

Posted
At left back Mr Mike... you are going to be dealing with my overlapping runs down the right flank!

 

I sense you and I are going to have a fair amount of banter down that side over the 90mins :D

 

haha yes!! and Andy P is RW for you for 1 half too. Its gonna be fun. I wont kick you too much, need you fit for the charity game and the mighty tuck over fc

Posted
Why use 10 words when you can use 15000 eh Phil

My team talk will be quick and straight to the point....a bit like my wedding night.

I suggest the away team bring pillows and blankets as they may get cold as Phil starts his third volume of motivational talks to the disinterested.

 

I am sorry Nick.

 

I was replying to an eloquent poster.

 

I forgot you may read this.

 

I will revert to words of one syllable just for you from this post forth sorry onwards

Posted
haha yes!! and Andy P is RW for you for 1 half too. Its gonna be fun. I wont kick you too much, need you fit for the charity game and the mighty tuck over fc

 

Me and Andy might switch wings occasionally as a tactical masterstroke .....so that i can smash the sh1t out of you down the flank...and score =)

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