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B Rabbit

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I am lol'ing at everyone running for it......but then again I am aswell, but thats for the forces rather than this match...meh.

 

For the forces? Are they recruiting pussies now then? Lucky we're on the same team or i'd probably smash your face like i'm going to do to Steve Grant....or POTS if i can catch him :|

OldNick

OldNick

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Segregration will mean they'll be 30,000 empty seats ;)
although there will be a bigger attendance than at a lot of games at FP next season
OldNick

OldNick

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Anyone got the Youtube links for the goals from last year's game?
Try Baj, he still has the copy of the 2nd dvd of the after match interviews
stevegrant

stevegrant

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A space has become available in the home team at left midfield. This is a 90-minute position. Please get in contact asap if you would like to take this position.

OldNick

OldNick

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A space has become available in the home team at left midfield. This is a 90-minute position. Please get in contact asap if you would like to take this position.

Oh no not another player gone from my team.

I only ask for the game to be settled on the pitch, a level playing field and no interference from outside. I want the football authorities to help me best as I can. Can you loan me your best midfielder, I promise he won't score

SaintDonkey

SaintDonkey

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A space has become available in the home team at left midfield. This is a 90-minute position. Please get in contact asap if you would like to take this position.

 

Any one got Lee Holmes's number? He could do with getting 90 minutes in a game, any game!

Foxy

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Scott Griffin should play to be honest....as move to my more familiar left midfield and he shall play upfront.....

 

I fear Scott's current status as Southampton's leading Long John Silver impersonator may rule him out for all but being a rowdy presence in the stands

magnet

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Scott Griffin should play to be honest....as move to my more familiar left midfield and he shall play upfront.....

 

You go left I'll take the 90 mins upfront instead of 45 at the back, dont worry I still dont want number 11 :-)

B Rabbit

B Rabbit

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You go left I'll take the 90 mins upfront instead of 45 at the back, dont worry I still dont want number 11 :-)

 

Anything that keeps you away from our goal and somewhere where you won't touch the ball too much sounds like a bloody good idea to me....

magnet

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Anything that keeps you away from our goal and somewhere where you won't touch the ball too much sounds like a bloody good idea to me....

 

Exactly my thinking :-)

 

Mr Grant you happy with this? Means you would only have to get rid of a 45min CB slot.

dubai_phil

dubai_phil

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That is it.No more Mr Fecking nice guy. The gloves are off.

 

This is WAR.

 

Away Team - I've lined up some kung Fu lessons after what that miserable whining bstd did to me last night.

 

That whole happy clappy Saints family feeling - out the window.

 

We meet up for a a beer to patch up our differences and what does that sod do?

 

Only takes the LAST fecking taxi in the fecking taxi rank.

 

Leaves me, all dressed up in 18 layers of winter clothing & waterproofs FREEZING my t*ts off in the rain while HE hops in the last taxi JUST BECAUSE he was only wearing a T-shirt.

 

EIGHT HOURS I waited, That taxi service was slower than one of Foxy's through balls.

 

This is WAR, as soon as I find a proper internet access Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr

 

Anyone know a good cure for a cold?

OldNick

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That is it.No more Mr Fecking nice guy. The gloves are off.

 

This is WAR.

 

Away Team - I've lined up some kung Fu lessons after what that miserable whining bstd did to me last night.

 

That whole happy clappy Saints family feeling - out the window.

 

We meet up for a a beer to patch up our differences and what does that sod do?

 

Only takes the LAST fecking taxi in the fecking taxi rank.

 

Leaves me, all dressed up in 18 layers of winter clothing & waterproofs FREEZING my t*ts off in the rain while HE hops in the last taxi JUST BECAUSE he was only wearing a T-shirt.

 

EIGHT HOURS I waited, That taxi service was slower than one of Foxy's through balls.

 

This is WAR, as soon as I find a proper internet access Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr

 

Anyone know a good cure for a cold?

Well we agreed to meet up for a drink to iron our our differences. You got a bit aggressive after I showed you the evidence that I had dug up, that the ref for the last game was indeed a distant relative. You kept that quiet.

Anyway, how was I to know you'd get so lairy after 2 martini's and a pink gin.

The taxi driver said to me as we drove past you,trying to hold back a chuckle ,that he wouldn't rush back to pick you up 'after last time'. What he was alluding to im not sure.

As for a cure for a cold, a bath of boiling water springs to mind.

I hope the home team can indeed also uphold our honour when we play. Ok so you hammered Foxy on the golf course, but that was a different sport, he will come out determined to put that right when he is through on goal.

The9

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I fear Scott's current status as Southampton's leading Long John Silver impersonator may rule him out for all but being a rowdy presence in the stands

 

Oi, I can play, I even scored in 5-a-side with my left foot yesterday. I wouldn't say I was "fit", I'm very unfit, but I'm not injured, and no worse than last season !

 

I'm just choosing not to, initially cos I didn't want to ruin the one-off occasion that was last season (and my 2 goals per game St Mary's ratio) and now because I can't justify paying for it due to other outgoings.

 

I have told Rabbit (after endless repetition last night at 5-a-side, he must have asked [including the position swap] about 10 times) that the only way I'll play is if someone else pays for me, and as the chances of that are 0-0.0001 %, I think we can rule me out.

 

I also agree that getting Magnet as far as possible from his own team's penalty area can only be beneficial, though I'm not sure putting him in attack is preferable to midfield, where he can concentrate on his skills of kicking people, falling over, complaining to the ref and kicking people a bit more.

 

Oh, and Stevo - back to full membership after a week's worth of the SaintsWeb subscription sodding my Pay Pal account around (or vice versa).

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OldNick

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Oi, I can play, I even scored in 5-a-side with my left foot yesterday. I wouldn't say I was "fit", I'm very unfit, but I'm not injured, and no worse than last season !

 

I'm just choosing not to, initially cos I didn't want to ruin the one-off occasion that was last season (and my 2 goals per game St Mary's ratio) and now because I can't justify paying for it due to other outgoings.

 

I have told Rabbit (after endless repetition last night at 5-a-side, he must have asked [including the position swap] about 10 times) that the only way I'll play is if someone else pays for me, and as the chances of that are 0-0.0001 %, I think we can rule me out.

 

I also agree that getting Magnet as far as possible from his own team's penalty area can only be beneficial, though I'm not sure putting him in attack is preferable to midfield, where he can concentrate on his skills of kicking people, falling over, complaining to the ref and kicking people a bit more.

 

Oh, and Stevo - back to full membership after a week's worth of the SaintsWeb subscription sodding my Pay Pal account around (or vice versa).

You know you should though

dubai_phil

dubai_phil

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Well we agreed to meet up for a drink to iron our our differences. You got a bit aggressive after I showed you the evidence that I had dug up, that the ref for the last game was indeed a distant relative. You kept that quiet.

Anyway, how was I to know you'd get so lairy after 2 martini's and a pink gin.

The taxi driver said to me as we drove past you,trying to hold back a chuckle ,that he wouldn't rush back to pick you up 'after last time'. What he was alluding to im not sure.

As for a cure for a cold, a bath of boiling water springs to mind.

I hope the home team can indeed also uphold our honour when we play. Ok so you hammered Foxy on the golf course, but that was a different sport, he will come out determined to put that right when he is through on goal.

 

 

Well, let's face it, ANYONE could be a distant releative. I'm 3427 miles away from Blighty.

 

A one off statement? Who do you think you are? Some Portsmouth takeover dreamer luvvie? Where's the PROOF! Relative to what?

 

Staked out in the desert covered with honey will be too good for you.

 

And anyway, I'm allergic to Gin, you even got THAT wrong.

 

 

It was Babycham

OldNick

OldNick

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Well, let's face it, ANYONE could be a distant releative. I'm 3427 miles away from Blighty.

 

A one off statement? Who do you think you are? Some Portsmouth takeover dreamer luvvie? Where's the PROOF! Relative to what?

 

Staked out in the desert covered with honey will be too good for you.

 

And anyway, I'm allergic to Gin, you even got THAT wrong.

 

 

It was Babycham

It would have to be a bloody big jar of honey.

Dont start back tracking about your relative reffing the game, just because you are not tipsy after the couple of Martinis.

As for that poor student who came to the bar to order a drink and you trying to be helpful said to her 'I dont know if you realise this darling, but you have a big spot on your nose.' The poor girl ran off crying, only for me to tell you it was a nose stud.

You should keep to the low alcahol stuff, no wonder EricofArabia made excuses not to come across to the big game with you.

saint_stevo

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alas i fear may will come too soon for my beadle. Plus i would need to buy some boots (strictly studs from now on, no blades, acl snappers) apologies rabbit. Oh and influenced, lol. The9- still a pikey

dubai_phil

dubai_phil

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Can I pay a tenner and do the oranges at half-time?

 

Yes, I think the Home Team showers will be the place for that sort of weirdness though, although I have heard that Watermelons provide more relief than Oranges due to size constraints.

 

Meanwhile I wish to point out once again that there cannot have been any relationship between me and last year's ref. Nobody in my family would be allowed to live past birth if they had been born with hair like he had

dubai_phil

dubai_phil

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I'm thinking of hiring a nearby club with ex-players, a DJ and loads of great pre-match attractions - only a tenner in.

 

If it is anything to do with the lot from Wembley then the tenner would be a card board cut out Pavarotti

OldNick

OldNick

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I'm thinking of hiring a nearby club with ex-players, a DJ and loads of great pre-match attractions - only a tenner in.

Too late the Yardies have taken the option to take the gig on. At this moment they are getting a Haitian club shipped across.

OldNick

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Yes, I think the Home Team showers will be the place for that sort of weirdness though, although I have heard that Watermelons provide more relief than Oranges due to size constraints.

 

Meanwhile I wish to point out once again that there cannot have been any relationship between me and last year's ref. Nobody in my family would be allowed to live past birth if they had been born with hair like he had

Sounds like you have road tested the fruit to see.

As for your relative who was referee, it is no good now back tracking, he was a spitting image of you but just with Ginger hair

OldNick

OldNick

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How much will you pay me Nick ???
Fos as much as I would love you to turn out for my side the honour of playing for me should be more than enough. You would see proper management, none of Phils namby pamby come on we are the best nonsense, and when I met Tiger Woods stuff, but the proper salt of the earth stuff like pushing in the queue for the half time grub and fighting over who has the last Rolo.

Get your boots out and join the winning team, you wont need a family relative of the manager to be ref this time, but be with the skill guts and spirit my TEAM give.

Foxy

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Fos as much as I would love you to turn out for my side the honour of playing for me should be more than enough. You would see proper management, none of Phils namby pamby come on we are the best nonsense, and when I met Tiger Woods stuff, but the proper salt of the earth stuff like pushing in the queue for the half time grub and fighting over who has the last Rolo.

Get your boots out and join the winning team, you wont need a family relative of the manager to be ref this time, but be with the skill guts and spirit my TEAM give.

 

And more importantly you get to come to the pub afterwards. Although I must admit there's nothing to stop you just doing that anyhow

stevegrant

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OK, I've had a look at the home team's lineup and taken into account various messages I've received from other players on that team and there are now three options to fill the last slot:

 

Option 1

The original option of someone coming in to left midfield for the 90 minutes

 

Option 2

I can switch B Rabbit to left midfield, which then leaves a striker position for 90 minutes available

 

Option 3

bpsaint switches to 90 minutes at centre-back, B Rabbit moves to left midfield, magnet's 45 minutes is now as a striker, leaving a striker position for 45 minutes.

 

Any takers from forum members only? At this stage, I'm not going to throw it open to friends who aren't registered on here.

OldNick

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OK, I've had a look at the home team's lineup and taken into account various messages I've received from other players on that team and there are now three options to fill the last slot:

 

Option 1

The original option of someone coming in to left midfield for the 90 minutes

 

Option 2

I can switch B Rabbit to left midfield, which then leaves a striker position for 90 minutes available

 

Option 3

bpsaint switches to 90 minutes at centre-back, B Rabbit moves to left midfield, magnet's 45 minutes is now as a striker, leaving a striker position for 45 minutes.

 

Any takers from forum members only? At this stage, I'm not going to throw it open to friends who aren't registered on here.

That is as confusing as my tactical team talks.

Option B seems the most likely scenario as you only have to find some glory hunter who only has to jog around for 45 minutes. Suits the9 or Baj to a tee, or even old man time Fos1

Leave it to you and see what/who coughs up

OldNick

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Come on Fos1, you know you want to, it will leave SG with a bit more shuffling around(just like you on the pitch) but you in on the left of mid for 45 is something I would welcome, you Nick ?
Fos would put the fear of god up Phils team, Im waiting for his nod and I would obviously enjoy showing him some proper leadership with my well honed management skills
stevegrant

stevegrant

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Alternatively, I've just found a way that means a) I don't have to find anyone else, and b) I can fit more 90-minute slots in for those who originally requested them.

 

  • The home squad will now comprise of 15 players, not the original 16
  • bpsaint will now play 90 minutes at CB
  • B Rabbit will move to LM
  • RedAndWhite91 will now play 90 minutes at ST
  • magnet's position will change to ST (first half)

 

See the OP for the full revised squad listings.

dubai_phil

dubai_phil

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How much will you pay me Nick ???

 

Sometimes there are things in life more important than money such as stardom and loyalty, but let him pay you double the going rate, we'll make sure we drink it down the pub afters

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