Hell freezes over

[Jeff Le Taxi]

Two naughty Saints fans were killed in a traffic accident and went straight to hell. After the first day there the devil went along to see how they were settling in. He found them laughing and joking and seeming to be having a pretty good time. "what's up with you two?" He demanded. "Where we've just come from it's been freezing cold, with 8 inches of snow and hard frost every night, the worst winter for 30 years, so it's nice to be here in the warm!" they told him. The devil was a bit miffed at this, People werent supposed to enjoy being in Hell, so he decided that if they liked it warm, he'd teach them a lesson. he gave orders for the heat to be turned up even more, and then went back to see them the following day. There the two Saints lads were, in bermuda Shorts, T-shirts and sunglasses, having a barbecue and supping beers and generally having a great time. He was furious and asked what they thought they were doing.. they replied that since there was such a heatwave they were going to enjoy it and revel in the warmth. The devil decided that if that was their feeling he'd turn the heating off, and see how they liked THAT. Next day it was 100 degrees below, with icicles three feet long and waist deep snow.....he went to see the two Saints lads, and boy, did they look miserable.. long faces, sad expressions and all... "Ha Ha" said the devil "you don't like this, do you?" "Definately not" they replied "cos if Hell really HAS frozen over it must mean Pompey scum beat us in the cup..............."

[sambosa75]

Two naughty Saints fans were killed in a traffic accident and went straight to hell. After the first day there the devil went along to see how they were settling in. He found them laughing and joking and seeming to be having a pretty good time. "what's up with you two?" He demanded. "Where we've just come from it's been freezing cold, with 8 inches of snow and hard frost every night, the worst winter for 30 years, so it's nice to be here in the warm!" they told him. The devil was a bit miffed at this, People werent supposed to enjoy being in Hell, so he decided that if they liked it warm, he'd teach them a lesson. he gave orders for the heat to be turned up even more, and then went back to see them the following day. There the two Saints lads were, in bermuda Shorts, T-shirts and sunglasses, having a barbecue and supping beers and generally having a great time. He was furious and asked what they thought they were doing.. they replied that since there was such a heatwave they were going to enjoy it and revel in the warmth. The devil decided that if that was their feeling he'd turn the heating off, and see how they liked THAT. Next day it was 100 degrees below, with icicles three feet long and waist deep snow.....he went to see the two Saints lads, and boy, did they look miserable.. long faces, sad expressions and all... "Ha Ha" said the devil "you don't like this, do you?" "Definately not" they replied "cos if Hell really HAS frozen over it must mean Pompey scum beat us in the cup..............."

 

1.7/10

[Jeff Le Taxi]

1.7/10

 

THAT good ?

[for_heaven's_Saint]

1.7/10

 

generous

[sambosa75]

generous

 

The spelling was correct but poor grammar meant it didnt warrant a 2. There was also a beginning, a middle and an end which a joke should have and a punchline. Albeit a sub-standard one but a punchline nonetheless.

 

A good start but must try harder.

[CWD]

awful

[Smirking_Saint]

A couple of minutes of my life lost..................

[Gaucho]

The spelling was correct but poor grammar meant it didnt warrant a 2. There was also a beginning, a middle and an end which a joke should have and a punchline. Albeit a sub-standard one but a punchline nonetheless.

 

A good start but must try harder.

 

Its DefinItley NOT DefinATley

[Jonnyboy]

I was at a cash point and infront of me was a blind cripple in a Pompey shirt. He turned and asked if I could check his balance for him, so I pushed him on his ar$e.

[Sold To The Man @ The Bar]

Booooooo