Bearsy Posted 6 March, 2015 Posted 6 March, 2015 I know right! I thought garfield was broad cartoon for kids, and not so much about jon drinking cum! It's strange that he thought it was coffee tho, ain't it? Is dog cum unusually dark? tokyos?
Tokyo-Saint Posted 6 March, 2015 Posted 6 March, 2015 Depends on the dog bear. I used to know someone who used to breed chiwawas (notice I said know someone and not was friends with someone). Anyway he used to make loads of money from selling puppies to Japanese girls who wanted a small dog to put in their bags. It's not as glamorous as it sounds. He used to have to do the golfing Phil job of wanking off the dog to get it horny and then when it was, sticking it on the female dog. I am not sure why the dog though that getting buffed by up by this strange guy was sexier than a female dog (remembering the dog is a dog and should like bitches) but whatever, it seemed to work. Whatever makes dollar I suppose. Let me know if you are still skint. I have an idea.
Bearsy Posted 6 March, 2015 Posted 6 March, 2015 That is v.interesting. What is the chances that you should know two people whose main job is wanking off animals? You should hook Dubai Phil up with this guy, they could make some kind of Camel/Chiwawa hybrid Out of interest, what is dog cum taste like?
Tokyo-Saint Posted 6 March, 2015 Posted 6 March, 2015 I'll post you some to put in your stolen hot chocolate. Also, PM'd you some info on this subject. I am not 100% sure of word game rules but am sure dog sperm is frowned upon by SuperMikey.
Bearsy Posted 6 March, 2015 Posted 6 March, 2015 Mikey must have known that it would end up with Dubai Phil wanking off dogs. He probably planned it that way.
Bearsy Posted 6 March, 2015 Posted 6 March, 2015 Dubai Phil is tough job It consumes a lot of time and effort for semen collection from many male camels in the same day. It may needs sedation or general anesthesia of the animal. Restraining of the male camel needs about 7 persons. Forcing the male camel to kneel, tightening his legs and removing ties may cause bleeding injuries and even fractures for the male. It causes the male to be coward and afraid from any person coming close to him. Repeated electroejaculation causes inability of male to normal mounting. Semen collected by electroejaculation is often less in volume and contains high percentage of dead and tailless spermatozoa. It may also be contaminated with urine.
Tokyo-Saint Posted 6 March, 2015 Posted 6 March, 2015 My dog is called paddy. Is this an offer? If so, bear has already made competitive offer on PM, let me know your rates. I doubt youll be cheaper but good to know the market.
Deano6 Posted 6 March, 2015 Posted 6 March, 2015 I completely missed the joke of this one. I found it fairly impenetrable on first reading. Then I realised that Betty Boop nurse is showing Jon her pert as$ in the third panel, Jon's eyes are popping out of his head and he's doing the creepy, grabby-hands motion like he's just got major hard rock on (it's unclear from the drawing, tho there is a hint of it in second panel). But then the wording didn't seem to make any sense. I had to check my memory banks and confirm that Garfield is a cat and not a dog (Odie was the dog I believe), so it wouldn't be Garfs that is having the litter of puppies. Therefore the implication was that it is Jon who is getting the puppies. Now "puppies" is a clear sexual pun for bo0bies where I come from (not where I am now), but I've never heard a rack of melons be described as a "litter of puppies" before (though I'm willing to adopt it). Therefore the only avenue left is that she is referring to the act of making babies with Jon, albeit obscurely. So the joke in my mind was: Panel 1: Jon is stressed out, bursts into the room, barely notices his cat being checked up by the innocent-looking but not unattractive nurse; takes a big swig of coffee as stressed people do (I've never understood why - it's disgusting) Panel 2: Nurse gives him the stink eye and a look of disgust; yet deep within her she feels something something primal stir inside of her, something she hasn't felt in many a long year, something uncontrollable, something she thought would never be awoken within her again; instinctively, she pushes out her now pert derrière Panel 3: Nurse's initial revulsion has given way to her lustful womanly impulses: stink-eyes turns to bedroom eyes, legs widen slightly as the air between them dampens, buttocks are extended further out towards the object of her desires, her hands start to grip the table in nervous anticipation, her belt buckle drops off; Jon for his part is helpless to the situation, he has no free will, his eyes pop out of his head, his mouth mimics the shape he sees, his head wobbles like the Churchill bulldog, his hands -trembling - reach out to grab what is on offer, within seconds he will be fulfilling his carnal destiny; meanwhile Garfield does his best Carry-on "ooh er missus" impression, with an acerbic aside to the audience But according to the Bear, I'm supposed to have seen something about drinking sperm. How was I supposed to make that leap from the information provided?
Goatboy Posted 6 March, 2015 Posted 6 March, 2015 In panel 3 Jon is clearly tasting sperm. I've seen that look on Mrs Goat's face.
Pancake Posted 6 March, 2015 Posted 6 March, 2015 In panel 3 Jon is clearly tasting sperm. I've seen that look on Mrs Goat's face. Usually with a slight smile on the lips though.
Goatboy Posted 6 March, 2015 Posted 6 March, 2015 Usually with a slight smile on the lips though. That was you at the window then?
Tokyo-Saint Posted 6 March, 2015 Posted 6 March, 2015 So close to killing it boys, just keeeeep going....
miserableoldgit Posted 7 March, 2015 Posted 7 March, 2015 Billy (please don't follow this with "goat!")
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