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Coxford_lou Posted 8 February, 2015 Share Posted 8 February, 2015 (edited) Confused This thread = [video=youtube_share;2zfqw8nhUwA] = Bearsy Edited 8 February, 2015 by Coxford_lou Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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saintbletch Posted 8 February, 2015 Share Posted 8 February, 2015 This thread = [video=youtube_share;2zfqw8nhUwA] = Bearsy Quizzes. I love quizzes. Let me try to figure this out Col. The AllAboutMeTube clip is about the male, grey and socially naive membership of TheSaintsWeb sitting patiently in The Farmhouse, waiting for something interesting to enter their otherwise incomplete lives. I've got that bit. The man shown on the giant screen is obviously The Man - peddling platitudes to the proles whilst purchasing poppadoms with purloined pounds. I've got that bit. And Essruu wrote the words to the video - obviously. I've got that bit. But who is the woman's-libber with the sister-sledgehammer? She's obviously fit, confident and thinks she has a new angle on things. She also appears determined to visit the many rooms in The Man's house, and spray female-like pheromones into the air; like some sort of b-grade actor from a shake-n-vac ad, putting the female freshness back into TMS. Dunno? You drive a truck Col, you must see a lot of people. Who do you think it is? Sorry, back on topic. cat P.S. Having thought about it, the sledgehammer is The penis. Not A penis, but The penis that represents all of mankind's power over women. It's being metaphorically and literally - literally shoved down the throat of the male oppressor on the screen. So who do we know here that would enjoy having all of male, forum-kind's cock shoved down their throat? No, still drawing a blank, Col. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 8 February, 2015 Share Posted 8 February, 2015 Quizzes. I love quizzes. Let me try to figure this out Col. What a strange, but imaginative world you live in, Bletch. I'm most impressed. You should find a way to make money out of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintbletch Posted 8 February, 2015 Share Posted 8 February, 2015 What a strange, but imaginative world you live in, Bletch. I'm most impressed. You should find a way to make money out of it. Try to stay on-topic, Col. Oh, and don't patronise me. I'm the TMS patroniser. We've got a vacancy for a pheromoniser though. You do bring traffic with you, and we need traffic. Please apply using the application form in the Site Suggestions sub-forum. Back on topic. mat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bad Bob Posted 8 February, 2015 Share Posted 8 February, 2015 I just love the delicious irony of the Apple ad considering how they are now.. Back OT cat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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saintbletch Posted 8 February, 2015 Share Posted 8 February, 2015 I once heard it foretold that if the same pattern of single syllable words were repeated on this thread three times without hesitation, deviation or, erm, repetition, that it would result in the end of the world as we know it. I'm game if you are 3B, but I expect someone will come along and spoil the fun before we can finish the incantation. mat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Coxford_lou Posted 8 February, 2015 Share Posted 8 February, 2015 Try to stay on-topic, Col. Oh, and don't patronise me. I'm the TMS patroniser. We've got a vacancy for a pheromoniser though. You do bring traffic with you, and we need traffic. Please apply using the application form in the Site Suggestions sub-forum. Back on topic. mat What's a pheronomiser? Hang on, did I just hear that right? Are you asking me to rejoin TMS? I kind of like it in The Lounge. It's warm and comfy, people are nice(er) to me. And I don't get called Colin. I'd only consider coming back to TMS if you got down on your hands and knees and begged. Naked. Filmed it. Then shared back on TMS. Do that, and I'll bring some female friends with me too... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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saintbletch Posted 8 February, 2015 Share Posted 8 February, 2015 What's a pheronomiser? Hang on, did I just hear that right? Are you asking me to rejoin TMS? I kind of like it in The Lounge. It's warm and comfy, people are nice(er) to me. And I don't get called Colin. I'd only consider coming back to TMS if you got down on your hands and knees and begged. Naked. Filmed it. Then shared back on TMS. Do that, and I'll bring some female friends with me too... This IS TMS, col. Even though you stormed off to The Lounge, you already have come back. So, I don't really need to ask you to rejoin TMS. You never left, mate. That's why here you're just Col the Swansea-based trucker. If we were to meet in The Lounge, however, you would find me nothing, but a gentleman. I would open doors for you, tug at my disappeared forelock, take off my cape and cast it across puddles such that you were spared the embarrassment of lifting your hem, and I'd also address you as Lou. I wouldn't even suggest that Lou was short for Louis, or Louie. But this is TMS, and so you're simply Col. I don't know what a pheronomiser is, but a pheromoniser is (probably) a person who gives off pheromones wherever they go; attracting and enchanting the opposite sex like catnip to a cat, or like a truck-stop bacon roll to a lorry driver. BTW, if you want indiscrete videos of me, Col. Just ask. You can either stick your smartphone over the top of trap 3 in the Gents' toilet in the northbound Fleet services, or I'll send you a TOR link in the dark-web. Back on-topic envy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 8 February, 2015 Share Posted 8 February, 2015 This IS TMS, col. Pah, no it's not. This is the Word Thread, one of the tamest threads in the history of Saintsweb. It's like its own parallel universe. The fact that no one has got in a rage with me yet for being off topic, is evidence they're all drugged up zombies. [kidding guys, please don't get angry with me, I'm off I promise!!] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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