Bearsy Posted 8 February, 2015 Posted 8 February, 2015 (edited) I went to lapdance club Friday night. This was only my, third I think, time ever, bros will remember when I went first time on works do there was thread about it! This one was v.strange, it must have been specialist or something because the dancers was massively fat. I mean really fat! Is that a thing now, or is it just that all the skinny dancers have gone back to Croatia? Edit: Here is background reading bout lapdances goatboy cos I think this was b4 ur time! http://www.saintsweb.co.uk/showthread.php?41899-Did-you-ever-knob-a-prostitute-thread#.VNfomu0gHTo Edited 8 February, 2015 by Bearsy
PhilippineSaint Posted 9 February, 2015 Posted 9 February, 2015 I went to lapdance club Friday night. This was only my, third I think, time ever, bros will remember when I went first time on works do there was thread about it! This one was v.strange, it must have been specialist or something because the dancers was massively fat. I mean really fat! Is that a thing now, or is it just that all the skinny dancers have gone back to Croatia? Edit: Here is background reading bout lapdances goatboy cos I think this was b4 ur time! http://www.saintsweb.co.uk/showthread.php?41899-Did-you-ever-knob-a-prostitute-thread#.VNfomu0gHTo did you pay, your boss pay, and could you get it up ? Questions that require answering if your boss paid do you enter it on you tax form ala Avram?
Coxford_lou Posted 9 February, 2015 Posted 9 February, 2015 I went to lapdance club Friday night. This was only my, third I think, time ever, bros will remember when I went first time on works do there was thread about it! This one was v.strange, it must have been specialist or something because the dancers was massively fat. I mean really fat! Is that a thing now, or is it just that all the skinny dancers have gone back to Croatia? Edit: Here is background reading bout lapdances goatboy cos I think this was b4 ur time! http://www.saintsweb.co.uk/showthread.php?41899-Did-you-ever-knob-a-prostitute-thread#.VNfomu0gHTo What's good enough for a girl in Manchester is good enough for Bearsy, I say! I know you're all ready to respond with those ugly, demeaning words you used in the other thread, because you're feeling disgust and moral indignation right now, but don't do it guys! Bearsy is a good egg, and shouldn't be judged on his sexual behaviour - he's not harming anyone!
Goatboy Posted 9 February, 2015 Posted 9 February, 2015 What's good enough for a girl in Manchester is good enough for Bearsy, I say! I know you're all ready to respond with those ugly, demeaning words you used in the other thread, because you're feeling disgust and moral indignation right now, but don't do it guys! Bearsy is a good egg, and shouldn't be judged on his sexual behaviour - he's not harming anyone! Unless he ends up punching the barmaid. Again.
Bearsy Posted 10 February, 2015 Posted 10 February, 2015 SuperMikey just sent me a pm saying that when he started this thread, he built in a Secret Word, and if that Secret Word is used, the thread ends and you all get aids I wonder what the word could be? It's like Russian Dictionary Roulette!
Coxford_lou Posted 10 February, 2015 Posted 10 February, 2015 SuperMikey just sent me a pm saying that when he started this thread, he built in a Secret Word, and if that Secret Word is used, the thread ends and you all get aids I wonder what the word could be? It's like Russian Dictionary Roulette! ********?
Bearsy Posted 10 February, 2015 Posted 10 February, 2015 Erm it doesn't work if you've already got aids, Lou. Someone else try
Coxford_lou Posted 10 February, 2015 Posted 10 February, 2015 Erm it doesn't work if you've already got aids, Lou. Someone else try Ouch!!
Bearsy Posted 10 February, 2015 Posted 10 February, 2015 I'm treating you like One Of The Lads! It's what you wanted! Ur sposed to be tokyos stand-in for me while he is away being gay + dying of aids But ur doing it wrong, Lou, this is not a Good Start. Ur not sposed to be Ouch, ur sposed to fire back at me like tokyos does! Say you got it from my Mum or something like that, when you bummed her last night + she gave you £5
Coxford_lou Posted 10 February, 2015 Posted 10 February, 2015 I'm treating you like One Of The Lads! It's what you wanted! Ur sposed to be tokyos stand-in for me while he is away being gay + dying of aids But ur doing it wrong, Lou, this is not a Good Start. Ur not sposed to be Ouch, ur sposed to fire back at me like tokyos does! Say you got it from my Mum or something like that, when you bummed her last night + she gave you £5 Oh no! buggered that up! I've only got a day left to learn this stuff... let me try again...
Coxford_lou Posted 10 February, 2015 Posted 10 February, 2015 Erm it doesn't work if you've already got aids, Lou. Someone else try I TOLD YOU TO WEAR A CONDOM, BEARSY. B*stard.
Bearsy Posted 10 February, 2015 Posted 10 February, 2015 That is ok, tokyos couldn't do it all at first either Here is example, if I was to post that my cat had died what would be correct response? a) Oh I'm so sorry to hear that Bearsy, I've got a cat myself she's called Rosie she has black fur and white paws blah blah blah b) Not the first time you've had to go without pussy c) Probably you gave it Aids when you bummed it.
Bearsy Posted 10 February, 2015 Posted 10 February, 2015 I TOLD YOU TO WEAR A CONDOM, BEARSY. B*stard. That is much better!
Coxford_lou Posted 10 February, 2015 Posted 10 February, 2015 That is ok, tokyos couldn't do it all at first either Here is example, if I was to post that my cat had died what would be correct response? a) Oh I'm so sorry to hear that Bearsy, I've got a cat myself she's called Rosie she has black fur and white paws blah blah blah b) Not the first time you've had to go without pussy c) Probably you gave it Aids when you bummed it. It can't be A. C is a bit obvious and not so funny. So it must be B! I feel like I've got a lot to learn with this language of male banter. But I feel confident I'm in the best place to do so.
Coxford_lou Posted 10 February, 2015 Posted 10 February, 2015 That is much better! You're the best teacher!
Bearsy Posted 10 February, 2015 Posted 10 February, 2015 It can't be A. C is a bit obvious and not so funny. So it must be B! I feel like I've got a lot to learn with this language of male banter. But I feel confident I'm in the best place to do so. Erm no it's clearly A I really loved that cat, you shouldn't joke about things like that you sick f*ck, what is wrong with you?
buctootim Posted 10 February, 2015 Posted 10 February, 2015 (edited) It's like Russian Dictionary Roulette! ********? Либерал-демократы прохладно? Edited 10 February, 2015 by buctootim
Coxford_lou Posted 10 February, 2015 Posted 10 February, 2015 Erm no it's clearly A I really loved that cat, you shouldn't joke about things like that you sick f*ck, what is wrong with you? Oh no, I'm sorry! Didn't mean to upset you! Haaaaang on, wait a minute... ... Did you LOVE your cat the same way Catherine The Great LOVED her horses, Bear?!
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