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Master Bates
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May I just say what a mighty fine warm day it is today.

 

Just been doing a spot of gardening out the front this morning, clearing away the leaves etc, under one lot of leaves I found a Daffodil starting to sprout up.

 

Now sat indoors with the windows open.

 

I know we're in for another arctic balst next week, but the summer is not that far away, and neither are the less clothed women.

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I saw a cuckoo about a week ago when walking the dog, and 2 nights ago at about 1 in the morning I heard an owl!

 

A Cuckoo walking a dog?

 

Mmmm, I once saw a horse fly, and I have seen a hat stand, but I tthink I'll have seen about everything when I see a cuckoo walking a dog.

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A Cuckoo walking a dog?

 

Mmmm, I once saw a horse fly, and I have seen a hat stand, but I tthink I'll have seen about everything when I see a cuckoo walking a dog.

 

Did you ever see an elephant fly

Well I seen a horse fly

I seen a dragon fly

I seen a house fly

 

I seen all that too

I seen a peanut stand

And heard a rubber band

I seen a needle that winked its eye

 

But I've been, done, seen about everything

When I see a elephant fly

What'd you say boy

I said when I see a elephant fly

 

I seen a front porch swing

Heard a diamond ring

I seen a polka dot railroad tie

 

But I've been, done, seen about everything

When I see a elephant fly

 

I saw a clothes horse and he rear up and buck

And they tell me that a man made a vegetable truck

I didn't see that, I only heard

Just to be sociable I'll take your word

I heard a fireside chat

I saw a baseball bat

And I just laughed till I thought I'd die

 

But I've been, done, seen about everything

When I see a elephant fly

 

But I've been, done, seen about everything

When I see a elephant fly

 

When I see an elephant fly

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