You couldn't score in a brothel?

[tttdcs]

Short and simple, to the tune of 'your grounds too big for you' etc;

 

'Grant f*cks Thai prostitutes, Grant f*cks Thai prostitutes'

 

Even the thickest of fan could remember that!

 

 

Perhaps we could get the club to print out a sheet with the words ?

 

Bit like they did "kenny where's your losers" before our cup(?) match at anfield.

[Master Bates]

"Next time i'll go with him"

 

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2838279/Brothel-visit-Avram-Grants-wife-He-loves-Thai-massages-next-time-Ill-go-with-him.html

[JRM]

"Next time i'll go with him"

 

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2838279/Brothel-visit-Avram-Grants-wife-He-loves-Thai-massages-next-time-Ill-go-with-him.html

 

 

hahahahahaha, sounds like Grant and his Mrs will fit in perfectly in portsmouth:

 

"The eccentric 46-year-old, who once drunk her own urine live on telly, said SHE even ENCOURAGED Grant to go for massages to help him deal with the pressure of football management.

 

And despite her husband being named, Tzofit, who has been married to Grant for 16 years, insisted the revelations had not damaged their marriage. "

[Fergie]

Short and simple, to the tune of 'your grounds too big for you' etc;

 

'Grant f*cks Thai prostitutes, Grant f*cks Thai prostitutes'

 

Even the thickest of fan could remember that!

 

THIS HAS TO BE THE ONE...

 

So easy to remember, not complicated. Grant will hear it loud and clear...happy days!!

[Whitey Grandad]

i feel sorry for the prostitute, i bet she hasnt been paid yet!

Very good She should insist on a small deposit first.

[SaintlyAnd]

Down like a Thai girl, you're going down like a Thai girl

[saint lard]

I did hear that the Thai girl fell asleep outside,but then woke up covered in a heavy dew (Jew).

 

I'll get me coat.

[Secret Site Agent]

With all these jokes and jolity, I would like to get serious here.

 

I think we should all think about the poor prostitute involved in this sordid affair.

 

I mean, has she been paid yet?

 

(Edit) Sorry, I was too slow putting this one up. Tomobz beat me to it. Shoot me please

[Mao Cap]

Brilliant!

 

That, sir, is a work of genius not seen on here for years.

 

I salute you.

 

Ta, I was rather chuffed with it myself.

 

No chance of it taking off at a home game, but Might give it a try tomorrow if I drink enough.

[Secret Site Agent]

it seems that either they can't afford newspapers, or they can't read, BWTF, they they don't know the half of it.

 

http://www.fansonline.net/portsmouth/mb/view.php?id=230408

 

On the last post, I was hoping to put:

 

And how much does she charge.

[FarehamRed]

From the Daily Mail:

 

Just hours before facing cash-strapped Portsmouth, Manchester United's boss expressed his sympathies for Pompey boss Avram Grant. Sir Alex Ferguson said: "When you see what's happening there, you have to feel for him. It can't be easy. How he's coping, you can only imagine"

 

I think we all know how he's coping Sir Alex ;-)

[saintedwill]

To the pompey players:

 

Wages in a brothel

He spent your wages in a brothel

Wages in a broooooothel