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Wes Tender

Wes Tender

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This is very unfair , I happen to know that Avram only visits 'knocking shops' in a charitable attempt to save fallen women .

 

Quite right. Avram is a modern day William Gladstone. It is a disgrace that the Sun have outed him, as being the modest, unassuming guy that he is, he didn't want to take credit for his good works.

Secret Site Agent

Secret Site Agent

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Anyone know where in Horton Heath?

 

I'm looking to buy a property out there.

 

I'll leave you to make your own jokes, but I'm thinking that it maybe on sale on the cheap, and the Missus coulod start working from home.

Crowds

Crowds

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Anyone know where in Horton Heath?

 

I'm looking to buy a property out there.

 

I'll leave you to make your own jokes, but I'm thinking that it maybe on sale on the cheap, and the Missus coulod start working from home.

 

In a unit behind the petrol station apparently... always thought it was an urban myth about a brothal there but I guess there must be.

NorthamSteve

NorthamSteve

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I saw this on the 'Theme' thread and I've been singing it (in my head) daily since. Apologies to whoever made it up, I'm knicking your idea.

 

OOOOHHHHH

 

Avram Grant likes Thai Girls

He likes the Asian Fun

and when he wants a Blow Job

He goes to Unit one

 

And when he get his pay packet

he goes to Horton Heath

A quick Rub down

A little massage

and a spot of hand relief.

Paul75

Paul75

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Anyone know where in Horton Heath?

 

I'm looking to buy a property out there.

 

I'll leave you to make your own jokes, but I'm thinking that it maybe on sale on the cheap, and the Missus coulod start working from home.

 

In a unit behind the petrol station apparently... always thought it was an urban myth about a brothal there but I guess there must be.

 

Use to live not far from there. you cant miss it...it's the only industrial unit with net curtains up.............................So i was told

Joensuu

Joensuu

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[Lame effort alert]

 

Grant, Grant, wherever you may be,

You've kept the skates at the bottom of the league,

At least you're not a **** like Peter Storrie,

but you still f*** about with Thai Ladies

hamster

hamster

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Bloody Sun, they could have held this until next week the swines.

 

Still, I am sure ther will be something else to fill the sports pages involving them nearer the date of The Big Match.

 

Poor old Avram, barely a day goes by when there is not a TV OB unit pitched up outside their training ground down Stoneham Lane. I see hem on my way to work, the first time last year, I stopped to ask what the hot story was? It was when they had given Tony Adams the heave ho and was amidst the speculation. Now though it is becoming annoying and I am tempted to run the bastards over.

 

Actually, the amount of times I've seen their players doing illegal left turns into Stoneham lane near to the Concorde Club I am temptoed to tip off the 'Filth'. Now there's an idea. Nah maybe not, I may be be many things, but I ain't no grass. Any Saints supporting traffic cops on here fancy a tea break in the Concorde Club car park praps?

Tomobz

Tomobz

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I saw this on the 'Theme' thread and I've been singing it (in my head) daily since. Apologies to whoever made it up, I'm knicking your idea.

 

OOOOHHHHH

 

Avram Grant likes Thai Girls

He likes the Asian Fun

and when he wants a Blow Job

He goes to Unit one

 

And when he get his pay packet

he goes to Horton Heath

A quick Rub down

A little massage

and a spot of hand relief.

 

 

hahah thats awesome

INFLUENCED.COM

INFLUENCED.COM

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Apparently Avram went to Unit 1 and asked for a girl named Sumalai, the madam said "but Sumalai is our best girl" unphased Avram insisted on Sumalai, "she charges a great deal of money" stated the madam, again Avram insisted on her so the madam introduced them, Sumalai said "I want £1000.00, you stay here for 1 hour and we do everything" Avram handed Sumalia £1000.00 and had sex with her for an hour, the next day Avram went back to the brothel and asked for Sumalai once more, the Madam said it was rare for someone to come back so soon and ask for Sumalai again and was he sure he did not want anyone else, Avram insisted on Sumalai, once more she only said "I want £1000.00, you stay here for 1 hour and we do everything" he again handed Sumalai £1000.00 and had sex with her for an hour, this continued for a further 3 days and on the Friday after sex Sumalai felt obliged to speak a little to Avram, some questions led to him disclosing he just got back from a business trip to the Chiang Mai province of Thailand, "wow, she said that is where I am from and my brother is a powerful man, if you done business there you may have met him, his name is Thaksin Shinawatra" Avram replied "I did meet him and he gave me £5,000.00 to give to you"

Mr X

Mr X

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Apparently Avram went to Unit 1 and asked for a girl named Sumalai, the madam said "but Sumalai is our best girl" unphased Avram insisted on Sumalai, "she charges a great deal of money" stated the madam, again Avram insisted on her so the madam introduced them, Sumalai said "I want £1000.00, you stay here for 1 hour and we do everything" Avram handed Sumalia £1000.00 and had sex with her for an hour, the next day Avram went back to the brothel and asked for Sumalai once more, the Madam said it was rare for someone to come back so soon and ask for Sumalai again and was he sure he did not want anyone else, Avram insisted on Sumalai, once more she only said "I want £1000.00, you stay here for 1 hour and we do everything" he again handed Sumalai £1000.00 and had sex with her for an hour, this continued for a further 3 days and on the Friday after sex Sumalai felt obliged to speak a little to Avram, some questions led to him disclosing he just got back from a business trip to the Chiang Mai province of Thailand, "wow, she said that is where I am from and my brother is a powerful man, if you done business there you may have met him, his name is Thaksin Shinawatra" Avram replied "I did meet him and he gave me £5,000.00 to give to you"

 

Ha ha an oldie but a goldie

Saint Fan CaM

Saint Fan CaM

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He was only there because he couldn't afford a skate.

 

 

I heard it was more a case of him asking for Ting Tong but she was too expensive, so the Madam said "Well we've got your usual skate fillet in the fwidge Mister"...and the rest is history. lol

david in sweden

david in sweden

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The woe increases and this morning it seems they have ANOTHER new owner!

 

 

Amazing that the FA don't have rules than ban clubs from having more than THREE owners in the same season.

 

After all, players are limited to 3 clubs in a season ...FAVOURITISM, I call it !

SFC Forever

SFC Forever

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Amazing that the FA don't have rules than ban clubs from having more than THREE owners in the same season.

 

After all, players are limited to 3 clubs in a season ...FAVOURITISM, I call it !

 

 

 

 

It gets better as BC has said he is only short term while looking for number 5

Saint Fan CaM

Saint Fan CaM

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Quite, drivers will be caught next having sex on their buses.

 

 

But he was resourceful and quite canny actually. Leaving the bus CCTV switched on was a stroke of genius - protection against rape allegation or on the plus side, a pretty smart home movie to show off to the lads. ;)

Gordon Mockles

Gordon Mockles

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I think we need "Me So Horny" by 2 Live Crew (ask your dad) played before kick off...

 

and show the banned video on the screens (while covering the kid's eyes!)

 

I reckon "I've got 99 problems but a b*tch ain't one!" would be great to play when the Skates came out of the tunnel!

 

There was a funny rhyme in one of the Echo comments but I can't find it now.

Seany S

Seany S

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I originally posted this on the other thread, but I reckon it is a good 'un worth repeating. To the tune of "Who Ate All The Pies?"

 

Who had all the thais

Who had all the thais

You skate bastard, you skate bastard

You had all the thais

Pancake

Pancake

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To The Animals' "House of the Rising Sun" - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C86oH5RwyJg

 

"There is a house in Horton Heath

They call it Unit One

And it's been the ruin of many a poor boy

And Avram Grant is one...

 

*break into "Unit One, Unit One, he's the famous Avram Grant and he went to Unit One..."*

 

That, sir, is a work of genius not seen on here for years.

 

I salute you.

holepuncture

holepuncture

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I originally posted this on the other thread, but I reckon it is a good 'un worth repeating. To the tune of "Who Ate All The Pies?"

 

Who had all the thais

Who had all the thais

You skate bastard, you skate bastard

You had all the thais

 

 

THIS!!!

Guan 2.0

Guan 2.0

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[Lame effort alert]

 

Grant, Grant, wherever you may be,

You Pay for sex with Thai Ladies

It could be worse, at least they've got money

And they're not stuck in the bottom 3

Fergie

Fergie

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Just for the game at st.marys against the skates...

 

..."caught in a brothel, avram was caught in a brothel, caught in a broooooothel...."

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