Appeal for Terry/Bridgey jokes

[scotty]

I was expecting a flood of bad text jokes about this, but it hasn't materialised and frankly, I'm disappointed. Has anyone else received any? If so, please post them here

[OldNick]

Cappelo phones bridgey and says 'I have spoken to Terry, and he is very concerned..he has lost his captains armband could you look under your bed'

[RedAndWhite91]

At the end of February Chelsea are playing away from home between two European legs. Something John Terry should be all too familiar with.

[RedAndWhite91]

What is all the fuss about? Everyone knows when a full back leaves a hole the centre half has to fill it.

[scotty]

lmao, good start:D

[Dog]

Chelsea wherever you may be

Don't leave your wife with John Terry

His Dad deals coke

And his Mum steals tea

He cried when he missed a penalty.

 

Chelsea wherever you may be

Don't leave your wife with John Terry

He cannot shoot

And he can't ****ing pass

But he'll take your missus up the arse.

[Dog]

Ashley Cole was caught doing 104mph in a 50mph zone.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

When questioned by police as to why he was speeding he said, "l've just heard John Terry is parked outside my house."

[scotty]

Ashley Cole was caught doing 104mph in a 50mph zone.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

When questioned by police as to why he was speeding he said, "l've just heard John Terry is parked outside my house."

 

....moves into the lead by a nose......

[saint_stevo]

Bridge sent his mrs a cast of his c*ck in cadbury's chocolate.

 

She preffered Terry's

Edited 3 February, 2010 by saint_stevo

[Pancake]

Bridge sent his mrs a cast of his c*ck in cadbury's chocolate.

 

She proffered Terry's

 

She offered him Terry's?

[scotty]

She offered him Terry's?

 

"preferred", probably:D

 

Im sending these out as we type btw

[INFLUENCED.COM]

Bridge refuses to play for England while John Terry's captain...let's hope he starts cheating with Heskey's missus too.

 

Read more: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/features/2836377/Fans-jokes-put-boot-into-love-rat-John-Terry.html#ixzz0eUT0jiFe

[.comsaint]

After Wayne Bridge refused to play for England while John Terry remains captain, fans are now urging JT to try it on with Emile Heskey's wife.

 

John Terry has been lined up to star in a new ITV drama. It's called Other Footballers' Wives.

 

Poor Wayne Bridge - he's not even first choice with his wife.