scotty Posted 3 February, 2010 Share Posted 3 February, 2010 I was expecting a flood of bad text jokes about this, but it hasn't materialised and frankly, I'm disappointed. Has anyone else received any? If so, please post them here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldNick Posted 3 February, 2010 Share Posted 3 February, 2010 Cappelo phones bridgey and says 'I have spoken to Terry, and he is very concerned..he has lost his captains armband could you look under your bed' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedAndWhite91 Posted 3 February, 2010 Share Posted 3 February, 2010 At the end of February Chelsea are playing away from home between two European legs. Something John Terry should be all too familiar with. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedAndWhite91 Posted 3 February, 2010 Share Posted 3 February, 2010 What is all the fuss about? Everyone knows when a full back leaves a hole the centre half has to fill it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted 3 February, 2010 Author Share Posted 3 February, 2010 lmao, good start:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted 3 February, 2010 Share Posted 3 February, 2010 Chelsea wherever you may be Don't leave your wife with John Terry His Dad deals coke And his Mum steals tea He cried when he missed a penalty. Chelsea wherever you may be Don't leave your wife with John Terry He cannot shoot And he can't ****ing pass But he'll take your missus up the arse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted 3 February, 2010 Share Posted 3 February, 2010 Ashley Cole was caught doing 104mph in a 50mph zone. When questioned by police as to why he was speeding he said, "l've just heard John Terry is parked outside my house." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted 3 February, 2010 Author Share Posted 3 February, 2010 Ashley Cole was caught doing 104mph in a 50mph zone. When questioned by police as to why he was speeding he said, "l've just heard John Terry is parked outside my house." ....moves into the lead by a nose...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 3 February, 2010 Share Posted 3 February, 2010 (edited) Bridge sent his mrs a cast of his c*ck in cadbury's chocolate. She preffered Terry's Edited 3 February, 2010 by saint_stevo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pancake Posted 3 February, 2010 Share Posted 3 February, 2010 Bridge sent his mrs a cast of his c*ck in cadbury's chocolate. She proffered Terry's She offered him Terry's? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted 3 February, 2010 Author Share Posted 3 February, 2010 She offered him Terry's? "preferred", probably:D Im sending these out as we type btw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
INFLUENCED.COM Posted 3 February, 2010 Share Posted 3 February, 2010 Bridge refuses to play for England while John Terry's captain...let's hope he starts cheating with Heskey's missus too. Read more: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/features/2836377/Fans-jokes-put-boot-into-love-rat-John-Terry.html#ixzz0eUT0jiFe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.comsaint Posted 3 February, 2010 Share Posted 3 February, 2010 After Wayne Bridge refused to play for England while John Terry remains captain, fans are now urging JT to try it on with Emile Heskey's wife. John Terry has been lined up to star in a new ITV drama. It's called Other Footballers' Wives. Poor Wayne Bridge - he's not even first choice with his wife. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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