SuperMikey Posted 2 February, 2010 Posted 2 February, 2010 If you had the opportunity to land a right hook squarely in the jaw or other body part of any 5 people in the world, living or dead, who would they be? My top 5 is easily: 1. Piers Morgan - Because he's just a cvnt of the highest order 2. Dappy from N-Dubz - See above. 3. Michael McIntyre - Whilst wearing a pair of brass knuckles so I snap his ****ing head off for being the unfunniest person in the entire world. I'd rather eat ice cream off Jim Davidson's balls than be subjected to his stand-up 'comedy'. 4. The Go Compare opera singer - So he would shut his ****ing mouth for once! 5. Mike Tyson - Just so I can say that I punched Mike Tyson. Probably a few free drinks in that story right there.
saint_stevo Posted 2 February, 2010 Posted 2 February, 2010 (edited) SuperMikey Saintkip Michail Antonio Mark Speight Jude Law Edited 2 February, 2010 by saint_stevo up yours mikey
saintkiptanui Posted 3 February, 2010 Posted 3 February, 2010 Jordon Tony Blair Sting H*rry r*dknapp John Salako Lots more I expect.
Iowsaintsfan Posted 3 February, 2010 Posted 3 February, 2010 Redcrapp Jo Brand Ronaldo Wooooopert W******d (either one)
sadoldgit Posted 3 February, 2010 Posted 3 February, 2010 AS much as I can't condone violence...5 who deserve a good slap are... John Terry (what a best mate he is) Harry Redknapp (his arrogance is astounding but it sounds like he will finally be nailed for his financiali irregularities) Amanda Holden (just something about the talentless trout's simpering mush) Posh Spice (smile FFS you stringy talentless tart) Tom Cruise (mind you you would have to extract his head from his ar*e first)
Draino76 Posted 3 February, 2010 Posted 3 February, 2010 Osama Bin Laden, Obama, Tony Blair, John Prescott, My fat boss.
Saint Keith Posted 3 February, 2010 Posted 3 February, 2010 gordon brown posh spice tony blair harriet harman gordon brown (just to make sure)
Hatch Posted 3 February, 2010 Posted 3 February, 2010 Chavs Politicians Hollyoaks Actors Dwarves Katie Price
Hatch Posted 3 February, 2010 Posted 3 February, 2010 seeing as we are on the subject of punching, I saw this on late night telly last night. Could you punch him?
Ash Posted 3 February, 2010 Posted 3 February, 2010 Redc*nt Redc*nt Redc*nt Redc*nt Redc*nt Jr Save one for Louise.
RedAndWhite91 Posted 3 February, 2010 Posted 3 February, 2010 The tw*t who comes in the shop and buys a bottle of brandy every night, and if we don't have it goes off on one. The entire home section of Fratton Park. The entire New Labour cabinet. Philip Schofield. Kim Jong Il.
Scudamore Posted 3 February, 2010 Posted 3 February, 2010 Could you punch him? Dunno. Looks like he moves pretty quick. Would it be in bad taste for me to send this to a mate of mine who's about to go for a tour of duty out in Afghanistan suggesting this'll be him in a few years time?
Deppo Posted 3 February, 2010 Posted 3 February, 2010 The tw*t who comes in the shop and buys a bottle of brandy every night, and if we don't have it goes off on one. The entire home section of Fratton Park. The entire New Labour cabinet. Philip Schofield. Kim Jong Il. Dog. He gets like that sometimes when he's been on the Peruvian.
Somewhere In Northam Posted 3 February, 2010 Posted 3 February, 2010 redcrap any 4 remaining scientologists
CB Saint Posted 3 February, 2010 Posted 3 February, 2010 Tony Blair Cherie Blair Peter Mandelson Robert Kilroy Silk Joey Barton
Spudders Posted 3 February, 2010 Posted 3 February, 2010 Jamie Oliver - pukka!?!?! - Why don't you pukka off you annoying c*nt Harry Redcrapp - need I say more Charlott Church - thankfully gone back into obscurity these days Katie Price - honestly who actually gives a cr*p? Die and do us all a favour Dennis Wise - Jumped up little turd
Smirking_Saint Posted 3 February, 2010 Posted 3 February, 2010 Redknapp Townsend Andy Gray Bungle Daily Mail readers
Smirking_Saint Posted 3 February, 2010 Posted 3 February, 2010 Taylor Swift I would rather just f*ck her, very hard
CB Saint Posted 4 February, 2010 Posted 4 February, 2010 Tony Blair Cherie Blair Peter Mandelson Robert Kilroy Silk Joey Barton Can I swap mandel son for george galloway
tpbury Posted 4 February, 2010 Posted 4 February, 2010 SRS - I suspect he would punch me back much harder, but I've got really annoyed with his monomaniacal ejaculations recently. Fortunately, I'm on the other side of the world, so the big bully can't find me!
tonibell Posted 4 February, 2010 Posted 4 February, 2010 John "daft c-nt" W******d x5 but as he's taller then me l just settle for a drop kick right in his b@lls
tonibell Posted 4 February, 2010 Posted 4 February, 2010 seeing as we are on the subject of punching, I saw this on late night telly last night. Could you punch him? try this one "right in the kisser"
manji Posted 4 February, 2010 Posted 4 February, 2010 Ricky Gervais-Smug **** Jeremy Clarkson Noel Edmunds David Jason Eddie Izzard
saint lard Posted 4 February, 2010 Posted 4 February, 2010 Alan Carr. George Galloway. Alan Brazil. Ronnie Irani. Max Clifford.
Tac-tics Posted 4 February, 2010 Posted 4 February, 2010 I would rather just f*ck her, very hard ok ok, i'd donkey punch Taylor Swift.
orange_bud Posted 6 February, 2010 Posted 6 February, 2010 I agree with the lad above who said piers morgan, what a snivelling two faced moron I will never forget how he put our armed forces in danger when he set up those pics a few years back, just to sell a few more papers Here my 5 1. Piers Morgan. I want to put him on a boat and send it out into the solent, torpedo it, light a cigar and camcorder in the other hand I would watch the ****flap drown. 2. Jonathan Ross. I admit he can be funny at times, but he's also got the brownest nose in showbiz and through experience in my job I have learned to hate sycophants and arsekissers 3. Russell Brand. Apart from Brown nosers, my next pet hate is comedians who arent funny and he is amongst the worst (it was between him and billy 'I said something funny in 1982' connolly) 4. Jordan. Totally pointless celebrity who gets paid loads of money for doing **** all. 5. Debra Bell. Toffee nosed ***** from twickenham, a failed writer who has demonised 4 million weeds smokers to resurrect her career and become a kind of patron saint of talking bull****
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