Teh lunch thread

[TopGun]

I have added 10 minutes to my life expectancy.

 

Passata, fresh garlic & chilli, italian herbs and one yellow pepper blitzed, heated and poured over pasta. Yum.

[dubai_phil]

Fook that. Bacon butty for me mate dripping in HP Sauce

yummmm

[Master Bates]

Finished last nights KFC.

[dubai_phil]

  Master Bates said:

Finished last nights KFC.

 

arrrggghhh

That's HORRIBLE, even when fresh.

[scott_saints]

For morning break I consumed:

1 x pack of barbecued chicken McCoys

1 x pack of Salt and vinegar McCoys

1/2 x turkey and mustard sandwich

 

1 x cup of tea

1 x can of pepsi

 

For lunch:

1/2 x turkey and mustard sandwich

1 x pack of wotsits

1 x hot pepperami

1 x snack pack cathedral city

 

1 x bottle of gatorade

[Scudamore]

  TopGun said:

I have added 10 minutes to my life expectancy.

 

Passata, fresh garlic & chilli, italian herbs and one yellow pepper blitzed, heated and poured over pasta. Yum.

 

Wholewheat pasta?

[Master Bates]

  dubai_phil said:

arrrggghhh

That's HORRIBLE, even when fresh.

 

Nah it's not, the pink bits are the best nom nom nom

[TopGun]

  Scudamore said:

Wholewheat pasta?

 

That would add 20 mins but I'm not too keen on it!

[Scudamore]

  TopGun said:

That would add 20 mins but I'm not too keen on it!

 

Is a bit tough isn't it? I recommend cooking half wholewheat and half normal...breaks it up a bit...and adds 15 mins

[saints_is_the_south]

Gammon steak, egg & chips. Mmmm.

Edited 18 September, 2008 by saints_is_the_south

[Scudamore]

  saints_is_the_south said:

Gammon steak, egg & chips. Mmmm.

 

I preferred it when you said gammon stage

[Saint Martini]

Warmed up pepperoni pizza from yesterday. It was good.

[Hatch]

I can't eat. I'm too excited , I went out for lunch and saw Luke and the fat bird from Big Brother. The Posh and Becks of 2008.

[Scudamore]

  Hatch said:

I can't eat. I'm too excited , I went out for lunch and saw Luke and the fat bird from Big Brother. The Posh and Becks of 2008.

 

Are her tits impressive in real life...

 

I'm not sure tits is the right word when they're that big...

 

Wammers or norks would probably have been better...

[saints_is_the_south]

  Scudamore said:

I preferred it when you said gammon stage

 

Sh!t, there was me thinking nobody had noticed

[Scudamore]

  saints_is_the_south said:

Sh!t, there was me thinking nobody had noticed

 

 

I'm the all seeing eye around here...not in a creepy way though...

 

I wouldn't drill a hole in the wall to your toilet and watch you take a crap for example...

[TopGun]

  Scudamore said:

 

I'm the all seeing eye around here...not in a creepy way though...

 

I wouldn't drill a hole in the wall to your toilet and watch you take a crap for example...

 

If you drill a larger hole you can kill two birds with one stone as you can make a gloryhole too. Just make sure you drill one in the office ladies and not the gents.

[Hatch]

  Scudamore said:

Are her tits impressive in real life...

 

I'm not sure tits is the right word when they're that big...

 

Wammers or norks would probably have been better...

 

Couldn't tell, but she is one damn ugly bird. Caked in make up and yet you could still see her scabby spotty face showing through.

And she is fat, really fat.

[Scudamore]

  Hatch said:

Couldn't tell, but she is one damn ugly bird. Caked in make up and yet you could still see her scabby spotty face showing through.

And she is fat, really fat.

 

One of my biggest fears is marrying a girl and her turning into a lard arse. True story.

[Um Bongo]

I have no had lunch, nor Breakfest.

 

For i am an idiot.

[dubai_phil]

  Scudamore said:

One of my biggest fears is marrying a girl and her turning into a lard arse. True story.

 

Always check the ankles on the first date. (You check the important bits BEFORE the first date for those wondering)

[Crouchie's Lawyer]

Today I have mostly consumed for breakfast and lunch...

 

1 x pint of chocolate milk

3 x toffee crisps

1 x family sized cool dorito's

1 x lipton ice tea (bottle of)

 

My body is a temple