TopGun Posted 18 September, 2008 Share Posted 18 September, 2008 I have added 10 minutes to my life expectancy. Passata, fresh garlic & chilli, italian herbs and one yellow pepper blitzed, heated and poured over pasta. Yum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 18 September, 2008 Share Posted 18 September, 2008 Fook that. Bacon butty for me mate dripping in HP Sauce yummmm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Bates Posted 18 September, 2008 Share Posted 18 September, 2008 Finished last nights KFC. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 18 September, 2008 Share Posted 18 September, 2008 Finished last nights KFC. arrrggghhh That's HORRIBLE, even when fresh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scott_saints Posted 18 September, 2008 Share Posted 18 September, 2008 For morning break I consumed: 1 x pack of barbecued chicken McCoys 1 x pack of Salt and vinegar McCoys 1/2 x turkey and mustard sandwich 1 x cup of tea 1 x can of pepsi For lunch: 1/2 x turkey and mustard sandwich 1 x pack of wotsits 1 x hot pepperami 1 x snack pack cathedral city 1 x bottle of gatorade Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scudamore Posted 18 September, 2008 Share Posted 18 September, 2008 I have added 10 minutes to my life expectancy. Passata, fresh garlic & chilli, italian herbs and one yellow pepper blitzed, heated and poured over pasta. Yum. Wholewheat pasta? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Bates Posted 18 September, 2008 Share Posted 18 September, 2008 arrrggghhh That's HORRIBLE, even when fresh. Nah it's not, the pink bits are the best nom nom nom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopGun Posted 18 September, 2008 Author Share Posted 18 September, 2008 Wholewheat pasta? That would add 20 mins but I'm not too keen on it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scudamore Posted 18 September, 2008 Share Posted 18 September, 2008 That would add 20 mins but I'm not too keen on it! Is a bit tough isn't it? I recommend cooking half wholewheat and half normal...breaks it up a bit...and adds 15 mins Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saints_is_the_south Posted 18 September, 2008 Share Posted 18 September, 2008 (edited) Gammon steak, egg & chips. Mmmm. Edited 18 September, 2008 by saints_is_the_south Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scudamore Posted 18 September, 2008 Share Posted 18 September, 2008 Gammon steak, egg & chips. Mmmm. I preferred it when you said gammon stage Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Martini Posted 18 September, 2008 Share Posted 18 September, 2008 Warmed up pepperoni pizza from yesterday. It was good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 18 September, 2008 Share Posted 18 September, 2008 I can't eat. I'm too excited , I went out for lunch and saw Luke and the fat bird from Big Brother. The Posh and Becks of 2008. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scudamore Posted 18 September, 2008 Share Posted 18 September, 2008 I can't eat. I'm too excited , I went out for lunch and saw Luke and the fat bird from Big Brother. The Posh and Becks of 2008. Are her tits impressive in real life... I'm not sure tits is the right word when they're that big... Wammers or norks would probably have been better... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saints_is_the_south Posted 18 September, 2008 Share Posted 18 September, 2008 I preferred it when you said gammon stage Sh!t, there was me thinking nobody had noticed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scudamore Posted 18 September, 2008 Share Posted 18 September, 2008 Sh!t, there was me thinking nobody had noticed I'm the all seeing eye around here...not in a creepy way though... I wouldn't drill a hole in the wall to your toilet and watch you take a crap for example... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopGun Posted 18 September, 2008 Author Share Posted 18 September, 2008 I'm the all seeing eye around here...not in a creepy way though... I wouldn't drill a hole in the wall to your toilet and watch you take a crap for example... If you drill a larger hole you can kill two birds with one stone as you can make a gloryhole too. Just make sure you drill one in the office ladies and not the gents. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 18 September, 2008 Share Posted 18 September, 2008 Are her tits impressive in real life... I'm not sure tits is the right word when they're that big... Wammers or norks would probably have been better... Couldn't tell, but she is one damn ugly bird. Caked in make up and yet you could still see her scabby spotty face showing through. And she is fat, really fat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scudamore Posted 18 September, 2008 Share Posted 18 September, 2008 Couldn't tell, but she is one damn ugly bird. Caked in make up and yet you could still see her scabby spotty face showing through. And she is fat, really fat. One of my biggest fears is marrying a girl and her turning into a lard arse. True story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Um Bongo Posted 18 September, 2008 Share Posted 18 September, 2008 I have no had lunch, nor Breakfest. For i am an idiot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 18 September, 2008 Share Posted 18 September, 2008 One of my biggest fears is marrying a girl and her turning into a lard arse. True story. Always check the ankles on the first date. (You check the important bits BEFORE the first date for those wondering) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 18 September, 2008 Share Posted 18 September, 2008 Today I have mostly consumed for breakfast and lunch... 1 x pint of chocolate milk 3 x toffee crisps 1 x family sized cool dorito's 1 x lipton ice tea (bottle of) My body is a temple Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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