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I have added 10 minutes to my life expectancy.

 

Passata, fresh garlic & chilli, italian herbs and one yellow pepper blitzed, heated and poured over pasta. Yum.

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For morning break I consumed:

1 x pack of barbecued chicken McCoys

1 x pack of Salt and vinegar McCoys

1/2 x turkey and mustard sandwich

 

1 x cup of tea

1 x can of pepsi

 

For lunch:

1/2 x turkey and mustard sandwich

1 x pack of wotsits

1 x hot pepperami

1 x snack pack cathedral city

 

1 x bottle of gatorade

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I have added 10 minutes to my life expectancy.

 

Passata, fresh garlic & chilli, italian herbs and one yellow pepper blitzed, heated and poured over pasta. Yum.

 

Wholewheat pasta?

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That would add 20 mins but I'm not too keen on it! :(

 

Is a bit tough isn't it? I recommend cooking half wholewheat and half normal...breaks it up a bit...and adds 15 mins

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I can't eat. I'm too excited , I went out for lunch and saw Luke and the fat bird from Big Brother. The Posh and Becks of 2008.

 

Are her tits impressive in real life...

 

I'm not sure tits is the right word when they're that big...

 

Wammers or norks would probably have been better...

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Sh!t, there was me thinking nobody had noticed :( :lol:

 

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I'm the all seeing eye around here...not in a creepy way though...

 

I wouldn't drill a hole in the wall to your toilet and watch you take a crap for example...

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I'm the all seeing eye around here...not in a creepy way though...

 

I wouldn't drill a hole in the wall to your toilet and watch you take a crap for example...

 

If you drill a larger hole you can kill two birds with one stone as you can make a gloryhole too. Just make sure you drill one in the office ladies and not the gents.

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Are her tits impressive in real life...

 

I'm not sure tits is the right word when they're that big...

 

Wammers or norks would probably have been better...

 

Couldn't tell, but she is one damn ugly bird. Caked in make up and yet you could still see her scabby spotty face showing through.

And she is fat, really fat.

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Couldn't tell, but she is one damn ugly bird. Caked in make up and yet you could still see her scabby spotty face showing through.

And she is fat, really fat.

 

One of my biggest fears is marrying a girl and her turning into a lard arse. True story.

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One of my biggest fears is marrying a girl and her turning into a lard arse. True story.

 

Always check the ankles on the first date. (You check the important bits BEFORE the first date for those wondering)

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