John W******d

[Footballfan]

Is he banned from St Marys after the last time we played them

[Loyal Saint]

Hope so but if not a few versus of:

 

W******d is w*nker,

he's such a F*cking tw*t

We'll shove his bell straight up his *rse

and burn his sh*tty hat.

[.comsaint]

No. He pizzed over several seats at the FT whistle (sore loser pikey ) but the club didn't ban him because..."they didn't want to make him a martyr/hero" or something like that.

 

Should have banned the *?@!

[StuRomseySaint]

Give him a call and ask him.

 

If anyone else wants to call him, I'm sure he would love to know your thoughts on the match.

Edited 27 January, 2010 by Ponty
****'s sake SRS. How many times has SG asked you not to post that number??

[Eaststander]

One for the Echo maybe? That will keep them occupied for a few hours, contacting all there comrades in arms.

[Loyal Saint]

You're best off calling tomorrow though as mummy tucks him in under his p*mpey duvet covers at 8pm and he's had a busy week on the phone call front I gather

[Saint Samuel]

I'm usually in block 42 so he better not p1ss on my seat!

[macthesaint]

40 years old

still live with your mum

 

I suppose the bell is still banned though.Ding dong ding dong wheres your bell gone?

[humber]

if he can bring his bell can we take in instruments

[StuRomseySaint]

Meh, if anyone wants We*****ds number then PM me.

[Denzil]

Give him a call and ask him.

 

If anyone else wants to call him, I'm sure he would love to know your thoughts on the match.

 

[Denzil]

Can we post his work number?

[Ponty]

Of course not, lol.

[for_heaven's_Saint]

Not really any need to post his work number is there, I'm sure anyone can find it if they try.

[StuRomseySaint]

Whilst we are on the subject, does anyone like antiques?

 

http://www.penman-fairs.co.uk/exhibitordetails.aspx?fid=5

 

There is antiques books available on the link to a Petersfield bookshop, with contact details for their home.... or mobile if you prefer.

 

:-)

[saint-luco]

Whilst we are on the subject, does anyone like antiques?

 

http://www.penman-fairs.co.uk/exhibitordetails.aspx?fid=5

 

There is antiques books available on the link to a Petersfield bookshop, with contact details for their home.... or mobile if you prefer.

 

:-)

 

doh!!!!

[.comsaint]

I go to an auction house in Petersfield each month & W******d is sometimes there stood just inches away. Next time I see him - I will extract my todger from my jeans & p1ss up his trouser leg - shouting "Yeah - see? - how'd you like it you bell-ringing dirty unwashed smelly tvvat?".

[CB Saint]

Whilst we are on the subject, does anyone like antiques?

 

http://www.penman-fairs.co.uk/exhibitordetails.aspx?fid=5

 

There is antiques books available on the link to a Petersfield bookshop, with contact details for their home.... or mobile if you prefer.

 

:-)

 

I see they have a fax number as well. Very useful things faxes. Can convey all sorts of messages on them.

[scottzoo]

i heard he own's the tattoo shop GU31 4AD tattoo of taste

 

wonder if he'll do a saints crest

[.comsaint]

i heard he own's the tattoo shop GU31 4AD tattoo of taste

 

wonder if he'll do a saints crest

 

Don't bother mate - he's crap. I asked him for a tattoo of Pamela Anderson & got this:

 

[tonibell]

You're best off calling tomorrow though as mummy tucks him in under his p*mpey duvet covers at 8pm and he's had a busy week on the phone call front I gather

 

I just called him and mobile phone was turn off.

[brmbrm]

Give him a call and ask him.

 

If anyone else wants to call him, I'm sure he would love to know your thoughts on the match.

 

Original post 8:00. Admin censor at 8:19.

 

Saddam hussein needed 45 minutes, but these mods are 26 minutes sharper.

[INFLUENCED.COM]

mobile phone was turn off.

 

Why, because it didn't vibrate ? Crap ring tone ?

[for_heaven's_Saint]

I just called him and mobile phone was turn off.

 

hahaha

[krissyboy31]

I just called him and mobile phone was turn off.

 

Bet his voicemail is full as well!

[krissyboy31]

Don't bother mate - he's crap. I asked him for a tattoo of Pamela Anderson & got this:

 

 

He thought you said Jimmy Anderson.

[StuRomseySaint]

A few of us got hold of Harry Redknapps number about a year ago.

 

Completely by coincidence there was an article in The Sun from Redknapp the next week saying how distressed he was at the amount of abusive phone calls and death threats he had recieved the previous week from...... P*mpey fans.

[VectisSaint]

I'll give him a bell tomorrow

 

 

 

 

Doh, on second thoughts perhaps not, he's already got one.

[Footballfan]

all you get is a answer phone message say how he hates Saints

[oxfordshire_saint]

How about going down to his shop and telling him what you think of him face to face?

[StuRomseySaint]

It's ringing now... but he didnt answer.

 

My f*cking god that voicemail.

 

"If you're a scummmmmmmmmer then........ donnnn't bleeeeeeeeedin bovvvvvva"

Edited 27 January, 2010 by StuRomseySaint

[StuRomseySaint]

How about going down to his shop and telling him what you think of him face to face?

 

Done.

 

Ask Denzil about his trip to the bookshop...

[oxfordshire_saint]

Done.

 

Ask Denzil about his trip to the bookshop...

 

Fair play!

 

I hate the **** with a passion, but he's bigger than me

(or it might just be the stupid ****ing tophat)

[LA77]

I'm very interested to hear about Denzil's trip

[Saints Warrior]

He looks like a dirty tramp, does he not earn enough to buy some cloths rather than the rags worn at skatesville

[St_Tel49]

He looks like a dirty tramp, does he not earn enough to buy some cloths rather than the rags worn at skatesville

He probably just wants to blend in!

[The Kraken]

How about going down to his shop and telling him what you think of him face to face?

 

Done.

 

Ask Denzil about his trip to the bookshop...

 

Tell us about your trip down there?

[StuRomseySaint]

Tell us about your trip down there?

 

Nothing amazing. Walked in there, asked for a book on Southampton Football Clubs post war history, he called me a scummer, I called him an inbred skate tosser ( or words to that effect ) and walked out.

[dune]

http://www.petersfieldbookshop.com/index.htm

 

Inside the shop there is a display of antique dolls from Ann W******d's private collection.

 

I bet they could tell a story or two.

[fareham saint phil]

My lads footie team played petersfield a few years ago and son always wears a saints shirt under his top and he took it off and the **** called him a scummer, bet he wished he hadnt as a torrent of abuse from the 5 saints supporters in the team followed and one rather large portsmouth supporting Dad had a right go at him, that was worth the car ride up there by itself.

[Channon's Sideburns]

There's a doctored photo on Facebook at present...with him in his Coco the Clown outfit.

 

However...someone's photoshopped it.

 

It's now Red and White...

[buctootim]

TBF I think they're JW's.

 

 

[Seany S]

True story.

 

Back when we played Portsmyth in the league during the 2003 season, I had gone to see a mate in Northam after the game, and perhaps about an hour after the final whistle I walked up to catch a bus back home (I lived in Sholing at the time) at the bus stop near the old Meridian building.

 

I was stood waiting for a bus, on my own, when all of a sudden a white transit van pulled up alongside the bus stop and the side door opened. Inside the back of the van was John and his lowlife crew of tattooed hangers on. Wa*kwood was giving it the "come on then" hand gestures to me and they were all screaming "Come on scummer" "F-ing scum" etc etc. I simply stood there, spread my arms wide and offered them to get out of their van, along with a sprinkling of abuse. I looked right into his eyes, the tosser. There were about four or five of them in the back of a grubby white transit van. And they did not get out, they just sped away.

 

So if you are reading this John, congratulations on what a massive set of balls you have. If you intended to scare me that day, you failed miserably. In fact, seeing your predicament actually made me laugh. I hope you enjoyed being crammed into the back of what looked like a rape van with your minging cronies, you pathetic, revolting Skate bumhole.

[John B]

As a bookseller I often go to his shop to buy books he has always been OK when we have discussed Saints and Pompey.

 

Bought

 

David Bull and Bob Brunskill. Match of the Millennium : The Saints' 100 Most Memorable Matches. there cheaply recently

 

That said Football Books are not really a Speciality of the Petersfield Bookshop

[kpturner]

Can we post his work number?

He's got a job??? :confused:

[Channon's Sideburns]

 

It's never too late John...

[Avenue Saint]

As a bookseller I often go to his shop to buy books he has always been OK when we have discussed Saints and Pompey.

 

Bought

 

David Bull and Bob Brunskill. Match of the Millennium : The Saints' 100 Most Memorable Matches. there cheaply recently

 

That said Football Books are not really a Speciality of the Petersfield Bookshop

 

i think you are w******d.

[landford.saint]

As a bookseller I often go to his shop to buy books he has always been OK when we have discussed Saints and Pompey.

 

Bought

 

David Bull and Bob Brunskill. Match of the Millennium : The Saints' 100 Most Memorable Matches. there cheaply recently

 

That said Football Books are not really a Speciality of the Petersfield Bookshop

 

He can read?????????

[John B]

He can read?????????

 

You dont have to read to be a bookseller but it does help;)