Magic Mushrooms

[Dog]

 

With the amount of rain we have been having over the last few months I expect a decent crop.

 

Cosmic! :smt119

Edited 18 September, 2008 by Dog
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[Master Bates]

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[Dog]

Fields with horses or cows in are the best.

[Hatch]

A mate of mine has just bought a house with a great big paddock attached.

I could sell tickets to 'visitors' who want to come and have a stroll around.

[Master Bates]

How lucky that I just happen to live opposite a horse field then.

[Dog]

Get out there tonight with a torch around 11pm.

[Jillyanne]

Get out there tonight with a torch around 11pm.

 

I'l be waiting for you.

[Master Bates]

I'l be waiting for you.

 

[Dog]

I'l be waiting for you.

 

Can you wear your vampire gear again?

[Jillyanne]

Can you wear your vampire gear again?

 

Of course, already painted my nails deep red.

[TopGun]

Fields with horses or cows in are the best.

 

The cricket pitch at the old Richard Tauntons site on Highfield Road was riddled with them at this time of the year. In fact, it got so bad that the university decided to plough it up and build on it!

[bridge too far]

Didn't a woman on the Isle of Wight die recently from eating mushrooms?

[Master Bates]

Didn't a woman on the Isle of Wight die recently from eating mushrooms?

 

Yeah, she had poisonous ones.

[Scudamore]

Didn't someone die from crossing the road one time?

[Penfold]

Didn't someone die from crossing the road one time?

 

no, it was a chicken.

[Johnny Shearer]

I need some mushrooms maaaaaan!

[Weston Super Saint]

no, it was a chicken.

 

Why did he do it?

[Johnny Shearer]

Why did he do it?

 

Because he was a C*ck.

[Crouchie's Lawyer]

Didn't a woman on the Isle of Wight die recently from eating mushrooms?

 

Yes...

 

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2978434/One-woman-dead-and-another-seriously-ill-after-eating-Death-Cap-mushrooms.html

 

 

Has enough poison to kill 2-3 people. I saw a picture on the tv of them earlier but they looked different to the above which tends to suggest thye dont all look the same which makes 'mushroom picking' a little more fun. Like russian roulette. We should call it 'Mushroom Roulette'

[Crouchie's Lawyer]

 

Does look like a tasty mushroom though doesnt it?

 

Would go well sat next to a bit of pig and some chickens babies

[Dog]

Great night after eating mushrooms on toast. I spent the whole night fighting the 30' midget with orange hair and his mate the giant pink scorpion on my ride-on tractor.

Things got worse when the Russian army arrived in their tanks and all the air traffic appeared to be Bin Liner on a suicide mission.

Off to bed now, as soon as I get out of this spider infested shed.

[Denzil]

I know two excellent spots for magic mushrooms, I'm not going to tell any of you lot though

[Dog]

I know two excellent spots for magic mushrooms, I'm not going to tell any of you lot though

 

Will you be taking part in the annual mushroom consumption olympics though?

[Denzil]

Will you be taking part in the annual mushroom consumption olympics though?

 

 

Pobably not, last time I did them I thought I was in a giant washing machine and that all my clothes were on inside out!

[sperm_john]

avoid the ecuadorian ones at all costs