My Wife Says

[70's Mike]

i am acting like a 56 year old kid because i have a Tenner beside me when i am driving on the M27 TO WORK, just to wave it at the skates

[Wade Garrett]

Class.

 

I hope I'm like you when I'm old.

[brianoneils slidingtackle]

Do they know what a tenner looks like..... ?

[Pilchards]

'Get your hand off the back of my head, I can do it myself?'

[Toomer]

Do they know what a tenner looks like..... ?

 

They don't know what a fiver or even a £2.00 coin looks like either.

[John B]

http://www.facebook.com/pages/Wave-A-Fiver-At-Pompey/309633170829

[beatlesaint]

i am acting like a 56 year old kid because i have a Tenner beside me when i am driving on the M27 TO WORK' date=' just to wave it at the skates[/quote']

 

She obviously does not understand, a 43 year old kid sat here sees no problem with that at all !!

[September Saint]

Growing Old is Compulsory

Growing Up is Optional

[Block 5]

Would it be illegal to photocopy bank notes and throw them at the fish fiddlers as you drive past?

[Durleyfos]

'Get your hand off the back of my head, I can do it myself?'

 

 

Is it illegal to throw coins at them? They could make a fortune!

[scotty]

dont drive too slowly, some of those skate slags might offer you a blowjob if they see a tenner;)

[Clapham Saint]

They don't know what a fiver or even a £2.00 coin looks like either.

 

:cool:

[CanadaSaint]

i am acting like a 56 year old kid because i have a Tenner beside me when i am driving on the M27 TO WORK' date=' just to wave it at the skates[/quote']

 

This - and I'm speaking of gender in general and have nothing at all against your wife - comes from the same mind that invented the stupendously stupid saying "I don't know why you get so worked up over it. It's only a game."

 

My wife is a member of the same women's club.

[70's Mike]

This - and I'm speaking of gender in general and have nothing at all against your wife - comes from the same mind that invented the stupendously stupid saying "I don't know why you get so worked up over it. It's only a game."

 

My wife is a member of the same women's club.

 

Think she is worried about the effect i am having on 2 sons, but at 22 and 14 they both experienced Fratton in relegation season. so nothing i can do from stopping them wanting revenge big style.

[Iowsaintsfan]

dont drive too slowly, some of those skate slags might offer you a blowjob if they see a tenner;)

 

 

Does he look like Avram then?

[Red&White]

dont drive too slowly, some of those skate slags might offer you a blowjob if they see a tenner;)

 

Christ ! you get a lot more than a blowjob in Poopey for a tenner.

[scotty]

Christ ! you get a lot more than a blowjob in Poopey for a tenner.

 

Does he look like Avram then?

 

lol, and probably true on both counts

[Webby]

i am acting like a 56 year old kid because i have a Tenner beside me when i am driving on the M27 TO WORK' date=' just to wave it at the skates[/quote']

 

...and she's right. Burn it in front of them and then you're on to something.

[Nineteen Canteen]

i am acting like a 56 year old kid because i have a Tenner beside me when i am driving on the M27 TO WORK' date=' just to wave it at the skates[/quote']

 

Your wife is very shrewd Mike and you are probably asking to come out from work to find all 4 tyres slashed on your car or some similar act of vandalism, having been followed by a disgruntled Pompey fan. Grow up or enjoy your dessert.

Edited 25 January, 2010 by Nineteen Canteen

[docker-p]

i am acting like a 56 year old kid because i have a Tenner beside me when i am driving on the M27 TO WORK' date=' just to wave it at the skates[/quote']

 

Fvc6 me. You're only 56, I thought you were in your 70's.