Gemmel Posted 24 January, 2010 Share Posted 24 January, 2010 Captions..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toomer Posted 24 January, 2010 Share Posted 24 January, 2010 Captions..... You did not floss John. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colinjb Posted 24 January, 2010 Share Posted 24 January, 2010 You're no substitute for the real thing, you're better baby, ooooo yeah! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarkSFC Posted 24 January, 2010 Share Posted 24 January, 2010 Captions..... I love you bro.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shurlock Posted 24 January, 2010 Share Posted 24 January, 2010 (edited) Oh John (groaning), you cad/cod, I didn't know thats what you really do with the bell. Edited 24 January, 2010 by shurlock Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNSUN Posted 24 January, 2010 Share Posted 24 January, 2010 When my ex dumped me, I didn't believe her when she said there were plenty of other fish in the sea! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Block 5 Posted 25 January, 2010 Share Posted 25 January, 2010 "You smell of fish". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogerfryisalegend Posted 25 January, 2010 Share Posted 25 January, 2010 Dirty skate in love romp with Stuart Gray. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pugwash Posted 25 January, 2010 Share Posted 25 January, 2010 oh cod! oh cod!oh cod!oh cod!oh cod!oh cod!yyyyeeeeeesssss!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smirking_Saint Posted 25 January, 2010 Share Posted 25 January, 2010 Oh my COD your big !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNSUN Posted 25 January, 2010 Share Posted 25 January, 2010 I didn't realise Leslie Ash is a Pompey fan... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Fan CaM Posted 25 January, 2010 Share Posted 25 January, 2010 Skate siblings caught in sordid sex romp on Southsea festival ground! The Pompey branch of Hampshire Police report the couple will not be charged as nothing "out of the ordinary" was discovered. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintbletch Posted 25 January, 2010 Share Posted 25 January, 2010 John didn't usually kiss on first dates. But when he heard that Richard Scudamore was a keen angler, he made an exception. He'd do anything, anything for his beloved Portsmouth Football Club. or Storrie had been doing his best to truly f*** Portsmouth Football Club for ages but for now John Portsmouth Football Club Westwood would have to do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paris Posted 25 January, 2010 Share Posted 25 January, 2010 Something fishy going on.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wurzel Posted 25 January, 2010 Share Posted 25 January, 2010 JPFCW requires kiss of life after dying of embarrassment when Saints fans ambushed him and stripped him naked proving once and for all it's the tattoos that are fake and the blue hair that is for real. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DT Posted 25 January, 2010 Share Posted 25 January, 2010 Captions..... Newsflash: Oily inbred water dweller with low-level intelligence caught kissing large fish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tractor_Saint Posted 25 January, 2010 Share Posted 25 January, 2010 "Thank you PlentyofFish.Com. You said you had my perfect match and all I needed to put in was my location and you would find me my sole mate." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 25 January, 2010 Share Posted 25 January, 2010 Westwood's latest cunning plan to attract investment was always doomed to failure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintinlondon Posted 25 January, 2010 Share Posted 25 January, 2010 I know its not right but why not? Just for the halibut. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wopper Posted 25 January, 2010 Share Posted 25 January, 2010 Hope you ain't got crabs John ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaintRobbie Posted 25 January, 2010 Share Posted 25 January, 2010 'Stand up if you love the skates.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UncleRay Posted 25 January, 2010 Share Posted 25 January, 2010 Captions..... The Portsmouth Crime Scene Investigation team were stunned. They both shared the same DNA and there are no dental records in the whole of Portsmouth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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