eurosaint Posted 7 February, 2010 Posted 7 February, 2010 Que sera, sera, You've been living in poverty, But now you're just history, Que sera, sera... We hate Pompey, We hate Pompey !
Iowsaintsfan Posted 8 February, 2010 Posted 8 February, 2010 we should get some of these! http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1-GIANT-1-METRE-CRYSTAL-RED-BALLOON-BALLOONS_W0QQitemZ280382119371QQcmdZViewItemQQptZUK_Home_Garden_Celebrations_Occasions_ET?hash=item4148139dcb
Macey_J2 Posted 8 February, 2010 Posted 8 February, 2010 Inflatable stingrays http://uk.ebid.net/perl/auction.cgi?auction=21680787&mo=auction#pic
Bucks Saint Posted 9 February, 2010 Posted 9 February, 2010 Or "Shall we write a cheque for you?" Like it. "Shall we pay a bill for you" for the 2nd verse
brianoneils slidingtackle Posted 9 February, 2010 Posted 9 February, 2010 It would of been good to have a mosaic in the Kingsland as the teams come out, Red and white stripes with the logo "F*ck off Pomp*y"
Winchester Exile Posted 9 February, 2010 Posted 9 February, 2010 If (when) we win tonight then I think we should sing this on Saturday "We're all going to Wembley You all stink of fish La la la la, la la la la" Quirky but factually correct!
Chez Posted 9 February, 2010 Posted 9 February, 2010 what's that coming over the hill, its relegation, its relegation or sha la la la la la la la la la, sha la la la la la la la la la, sha la la la la la la la la la, as the skates go ****ing bust
ALWAYS_SFC Posted 9 February, 2010 Posted 9 February, 2010 Does anyone know if that bell ringing,smelly, tattoed toss pot is still banned. Bloody hope so...
Nexstar Posted 9 February, 2010 Posted 9 February, 2010 Does anyone know if that bell ringing,smelly, tattoed toss pot is still banned. Bloody hope so... Nope, he wrote a letter of apology and was let off I believe.
The9 Posted 9 February, 2010 Posted 9 February, 2010 Ok, never mind all the other stuff, lets just go for the vulgar but exceedingly amusing option of waving wads of Monopoly notes at them. A fellow poster suggested it to me a few weeks ago, and has gone out and scanned some. I've blown them up a bit bigger so you can get 3 a sheet of A4, and asked Mr stevegrant Esq. if he'll host a word file so people can print them off. One small problem at the mo is that they're pink notes, so if anyone can get a vector version to print on coloured paper that'll be great, if not, print these in colour on white paper. For instance...
brianoneils slidingtackle Posted 9 February, 2010 Posted 9 February, 2010 we can make paper airplanes out of them and throw them into the pompey fans.
saint_stevo Posted 9 February, 2010 Posted 9 February, 2010 Ok, never mind all the other stuff, lets just go for the vulgar but exceedingly amusing option of waving wads of Monopoly notes at them. A fellow poster suggested it to me a few weeks ago, and has gone out and scanned some. I've blown them up a bit bigger so you can get 3 a sheet of A4, and asked Mr stevegrant Esq. if he'll host a word file so people can print them off. One small problem at the mo is that they're pink notes, so if anyone can get a vector version to print on coloured paper that'll be great, if not, print these in colour on white paper. For instance... Too much time on your hands mate!
ohwhenthesaints Posted 9 February, 2010 Posted 9 February, 2010 "There's only ooooone Peter Storrie...."
SNSUN Posted 9 February, 2010 Posted 9 February, 2010 "You've had more owners than all the dogs at Crufts..."
suewhistle Posted 9 February, 2010 Posted 9 February, 2010 If we win we could shout "Amateurs, amateurs"... Certainly applies to their management, and most months (at least for a week or two until their money arrives), their players..
st alex Posted 9 February, 2010 Posted 9 February, 2010 Their new defender,Rocha's been sent off against Sunderland, so will he be suspended against us? They've got no defenders on the bench that I recognise, so could leave them quite weak at the back.
inoffthepost Posted 9 February, 2010 Posted 9 February, 2010 Two songs that I can come up with:- 1.'Our grounds too small for us' 2.'Own goal, you're gonna score an own goal'
Fan The Flames Posted 9 February, 2010 Posted 9 February, 2010 On 5Live now, talks with Pompey and Inland Revenue broken down, Pompey to go to the courts to tomorrow and could be wound up.
dune Posted 9 February, 2010 Posted 9 February, 2010 On 5Live now, talks with Pompey and Inland Revenue broken down, Pompey to go to the courts to tomorrow and could be wound up. If true this is brilliant news. Fingers crossed they get shut down.
saintmonkey1979 Posted 9 February, 2010 Posted 9 February, 2010 Their new defender,Rocha's been sent off against Sunderland, so will he be suspended against us? They've got no defenders on the bench that I recognise, so could leave them quite weak at the back. With Avram being sent off too tonight, does that mean he will be banned from the dug out on saturday?
jawillwill Posted 9 February, 2010 Posted 9 February, 2010 With Avram being sent off too tonight, does that mean he will be banned from the dug out on saturday? He will have to sit in the Northam.
Michelle Posted 10 February, 2010 Posted 10 February, 2010 Monopoly money is happening. Large notes to wave at them, smaller ones to throw as ticker tape typey stuff. Depending on the outcome of tomorrow, my input to the songs is either: "Pompey's going to court and the judge will shut them down" or "Pompey went to court and the judge has shut them down" (to the "Pompey's going down..." tune) Also, rather than "Who are ya, who are ya?" let's have "Who owns ya, who owns ya?" please!!! :-)
Arizona Posted 10 February, 2010 Posted 10 February, 2010 I've just discovered the holy grail for Saturday. You'll love it. It's just brilliant. ... Cow bells! Like the have in Swissland. Yodeling would be good too, but it's quite difficult. They have 'that c**t with the bell' we have a billionaire and many bells.
S4INT Posted 10 February, 2010 Posted 10 February, 2010 With Avram being sent off too tonight, does that mean he will be banned from the dug out on saturday? Anyone...?
Saint Without a Halo Posted 10 February, 2010 Posted 10 February, 2010 (edited) Skates seek 28 day court adjournement against winding up order success and they get another 28 days failure and they are wound up today and go into Admin http://www.teamtalk.com/football/story/0,16368,2483_5929559,00.html and http://www.mix96.co.uk/news/review.php?article=128366 No wonder they are in trouble financially as Avram Grant claims one and one doesn't equal two!!!!!!!!! Edited 10 February, 2010 by Saint Without a Halo
ericofarabia Posted 10 February, 2010 Posted 10 February, 2010 With Avram being sent off too tonight, does that mean he will be banned from the dug out on saturday? The PL have slapped the worst fine on him imaginable ... he has to sit in the stands next to the c8ck sucking lowlife W******d.... LOL
ChrisPY Posted 10 February, 2010 Posted 10 February, 2010 Gaydamaks a Nazi Chanrai hates Tibet The Sheiks they had no money Now Pompey's f*cking sh*t
Seany S Posted 10 February, 2010 Posted 10 February, 2010 I know a lot of you won't like this suggestion because of the song it is based on, but I reckon this could be a perfect way to erase some of the pain from that horrible day at Fratton Park. To "Amarillo" Show me the way to Zamaretto The taxman's got Pompey biting the pillow Show me the way to Zamaretto We're division 3 and Wem-ber-leeeee
Torrent Of Abuse Posted 10 February, 2010 Posted 10 February, 2010 I know it's like opening an old wound but can someone who was there for the infamous derby game at Fartin' Park explain the Amarillo song? Did they change the lyrics or anything?
Arizona Posted 10 February, 2010 Posted 10 February, 2010 To the tune of yellow submarine: We're gonna lose and we're still going through Still going through Still going through
RedAndWhite91 Posted 10 February, 2010 Posted 10 February, 2010 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 LIQUIDATIONNNNN Pompey's going under, Pompey's going under, la la la la OOH, la la la la OOH
shurlock Posted 10 February, 2010 Posted 10 February, 2010 Call me sentimental but as per Wes Tender on the other thread We've got best owner, in the land We've got best owner in the land Says it all really.
Arizona Posted 10 February, 2010 Posted 10 February, 2010 I soooo wish I could go. Win lose or draw, it's going to be open season as far as p*ss taking is concerned.
Matthew Le God Posted 10 February, 2010 Posted 10 February, 2010 To the tune of yellow submarine: We're gonna lose and we're still going through Still going through Still going through Well that is wrong. If Saints lose no matter what happens to Pompey, Saints are out.
damers Posted 10 February, 2010 Posted 10 February, 2010 7 Days........Craig David....oooooooooo I met an Arab on Monday, He took me to the bank on Tuesday, We were getting loans by Wednesday and on Thursday, Friday and Saturday, We went bust on Sunday!
Arizona Posted 10 February, 2010 Posted 10 February, 2010 Well that is wrong. If Saints lose no matter what happens to Pompey, Saints are out. Yes, you're probably right, but if Pompey won and then went out of business, surely it would mean they were trading whilst insolvent which is illegal. I would appeal the result. Probably wouldn't succed, but still... Anyway, it's just a song.
Cabrone Posted 10 February, 2010 Posted 10 February, 2010 Funny really, with a 7 day stay of execution allowing them to play this weekend the last memory that any Pompey fan may have of their club is getting tonked by Southampton. What a fitting finale for them.
Deanovski Posted 10 February, 2010 Posted 10 February, 2010 Does anyone know if that bell ringing,smelly, tattoed toss pot is still banned. Bloody hope so... thats the only part that offends me.
SaintsAddict Posted 10 February, 2010 Posted 10 February, 2010 I know it's like opening an old wound but can someone who was there for the infamous derby game at Fartin' Park explain the Amarillo song? Did they change the lyrics or anything? As much as it kills me to remember, I believe it was: Shalalalalalalala Clap clap Shalalalalalalala Clap clap Shalalalalalalala Clap clap And the saints are going down. Saints could easily be swapped for skates tbh.
Tomobz Posted 10 February, 2010 Posted 10 February, 2010 As much as it kills me to remember, I believe it was: Shalalalalalalala Clap clap Shalalalalalalala Clap clap Shalalalalalalala Clap clap And the saints are going down. Saints could easily be swapped for skates tbh. ''good to see the scum go down'' i think
Causer Posted 10 February, 2010 Posted 10 February, 2010 He robbed from the skates He robbed from the skates Peter Storrie He robbed from the skates Repeat, redknapp,al faraj,gaydamak jr,gaydamak sr,al fahim
lordswoodsaints Posted 10 February, 2010 Posted 10 February, 2010 The tax mans taken all your dough, You've only got 4 days to go, Losing on a sunny afternoon. ...the kinks...
The Fat Controller Posted 10 February, 2010 Posted 10 February, 2010 A body of a man has been found in Portsmouth with wearing stilleto heels. fishnet stockings, bright red lipstick and a pompey shirt. The police have now removed the shirt to avoid the family any further embarrasment
The Fat Controller Posted 10 February, 2010 Posted 10 February, 2010 4 more days to go, 4 days left for pompey 3 days 2 days 1 day then they'll wind you up - Who gives a **** then theres no more Pompey!!
Wilko Posted 10 February, 2010 Posted 10 February, 2010 ''good to see the scum go down'' i think 'gonna send the skummaz daaan'. I suggest we change it to 'and the Skates are going bust' and sing it for 90 minutes. Just like they did to rub our noses in it. Sha la la la la la la la Sha la la la la la la la Sha la la la la la la la And the skates are going bust. Sha la la la la la la la Sha la la la la la la la Sha la la la la la la la And the skates are going bust. Sha la la la la la la la Sha la la la la la la la Sha la la la la la la la And the skates are going bust. Sha la la la la la la la Sha la la la la la la la Sha la la la la la la la And the skates are going bust.
forever a red and white Posted 10 February, 2010 Posted 10 February, 2010 'gonna send the skummaz daaan'. I suggest we change it to 'and the Skates are going bust' and sing it for 90 minutes. Just like they did to rub our noses in it. Sha la la la la la la la Sha la la la la la la la Sha la la la la la la la And the skates are going bust. Sha la la la la la la la Sha la la la la la la la Sha la la la la la la la And the skates are going bust. Sha la la la la la la la Sha la la la la la la la Sha la la la la la la la And the skates are going bust. Sha la la la la la la la Sha la la la la la la la Sha la la la la la la la And the skates are going bust. this, or "and the skates are going down"
ChrisPY Posted 10 February, 2010 Posted 10 February, 2010 4 days left to go, Left to go for Pompey 4 days 3 days 2 days 1 day Then there's no more Pompey To One man and his dog.
Saint Charlie Posted 10 February, 2010 Posted 10 February, 2010 Massive banner: HMRC is a Saints fan!
sussexsaint Posted 10 February, 2010 Posted 10 February, 2010 'Who owns ya' will do for a brief chant or If Avram storms on the pitch to confront the ref again ( if he isn't on a touchline ban) We could all do the ' Me love you loooong time Missa Avraaam'
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