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Completely agree. The whistling and booing must start as soon as their mob start to sing or players start to attack on the pitch, completely drown them out. As soon as they shut up, start with the anti skate songs!

 

i agree with that. as soon as they get posession boo the **** out of them. we cant let them be heard on tv either, as soon as they start a song we have to start one louder, and even if they score we gotta immediately start a massive OWTS

Posted
Only here for the brothels,

you're only here for the brothels.

Heeeeere for the brothels

You're only here for the brothels.

 

Should be simple enough to catch on.

 

that my freind is pure gold, i doth my cap and if allowed will try to start that in the itchen!

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To the tune of 'One Man Went to Mow'......

 

 

"One wh0re went to bed, went to bed with Avram,

One wh0re and a glass of p1ss went to bed with Avram.

 

Two wh0res went to bed, went to bed with Avram,

Two wh0res, one wh0re and a glass of p1ss went to bed with Avram.

 

Three wh0res went to bed etc etc.........."

 

 

Repeat until bored....

Posted

If all goes well on Tuesday...

 

Que Sera Sera

We're Going To WemberLey

You'll be in the CCC

Que Sera Sera

 

It's not brilliant but I'm not Shakespeare.

Posted
Let's predict what type of things they may sing at us and try to think of some witty replies. :)

 

For example...

 

Pompey chant "Premier League and you ****ed it up"

 

Saints return with...?

 

"Premier league and you f***ed it up!"

Posted

To the tune of The Addams Family:

 

The Portsmouth scum are famous

For their reputed gheyness

They sh*g a fishes anus

The inbred family.

Posted

to the tune of ''premiership, your having a laugh''

 

''we're having a party, when pompey go down!! we're having a party, when pompey go down!! jelly and ice cream, when pompey go down!! jelly and ice cream, when pompey go down!!''

 

loads more verses too; ''strippers and whores, when pompey go down!'' etc...

 

 

''whats that coming over the hill?? is it the taxman? is it the taxman??''

Posted

A variation on the Pompey's goung Down song, could be alternated perhaps?

 

Avram's Going Down

'Cos He Should Have Had A Vank

Should Have Had A Vank

Should Have Had A Vank

 

Going Down

Going Down

....

....

 

Avram's Going Down

'Cos He Should Have Had A Vank

Should Have Had A Vank

Should Have Had A Vank

Posted
Only here for the brothels,

you're only here for the brothels.

Heeeeere for the brothels

You're only here for the brothels.

 

Should be simple enough to catch on.

 

 

Love it.

 

 

"Stand up if you're super rich" could be the song to sing with tenners held aloft. Again, pretty simple.

Posted
A variation on the Pompey's goung Down song, could be alternated perhaps?

 

Avram's Going Down

'Cos He Should Have Had A Vank

Should Have Had A Vank

Should Have Had A Vank

 

Going Down

Going Down

....

....

 

Avram's Going Down

'Cos He Should Have Had A Vank

Should Have Had A Vank

Should Have Had A Vank

 

Why are we singing it in a German accent?

Posted
Let's predict what type of things they may sing at us and try to think of some witty replies. :)

 

For example...

 

Pompey chant "Premier League and you ****ed it up"

 

Saints return with...?

 

Someone's already come up with it earlier in the thread...

 

"Two Sheiks and you fooked it up..."

Posted

It's be funny as f u c k if we could get the PA system to play some music requests.

 

I request :

 

Money Money Money - Abba.

 

Skint and Demoralised - Red Lipstick.

 

Where did it all go wrong - Oasis.

Posted
Why are we singing it in a German accent?

 

Oh I see what's going on now. Just cos I am singing vith ze German accent you don't think I should be able to join in ze fun.

 

Racist

;)

Posted

To the tune of "Kentucky Fried Chicken and a Pizza Hut"

 

You smell of fish, you smell of fish,

Your team is really sh itty and you smell of fish,

You're inbred, you're inbred,

Your team is really sh itty and you smell of fish,

You're inbred, you're inbred,

Your team is really sh itty and you smell of fish.

 

Or... the entire song sung by George Harrison (I've Got My Mind Set On You) with altered lyrics...

 

We've got much more cash than you,

We've got much more cash than you,

We've got much more cash than you,

We've got much more cash than you.

 

Cos it's gonna take money

A whole lotta spending money

It's gonne take plenty of money

To sort your team out.

It's gonna take time

A whole lot of precious time

It's gonna take patience and time, um...

To sort it, to sort it, to sort it, to sort it, to sort it

To sort it out Skates

 

We've got much more cash than you,

We've got much more cash than you,

We've got much more cash than you,

We've got much more cash than you.

 

And this time we know it's for real

Lambert will make you ill

We know if we put our minds to it

We can make your team look even more sh*t

 

We've got much more cash than you,

We've got much more cash than you.

 

Cos it's gonna take money

A whole lotta spending money

It's gonne take plenty of money

To sort your team out.

It's gonna take time

A whole lot of precious time

It's gonna take patience and time, um...

To sort it, to sort it, to sort it, to sort it, to sort it

To sort it out Skates

 

etc etc

 

Rehearsals for learning this entire song will be carried out at 11am on Saturday morning in front of Ted Bates' statue. :-D

Posted

Everyone make sure you have either a £10 note or a £20 note to wave at the Skates. This is not an optional requirement, it's mandatory.:)

Posted

This one will work if we go through on tuesday and win on saturday. To be sung after the game

 

We're all off to play at wembley

We're gonna win the Johnstones paint

Now we've gone and f**ked you up

Now your out the FA cup

Coz Southampton are the greatest football team

Posted
Cant we get the club to put up on the screens at either end the quote from Avram Grants missus about P*mpey being a ****ty little club.

 

Oh Avram Grant……..

He got rumbled by the Sun….

Coming out of Unit 1…

After having some ‘Thai fun!’

 

But then his wife…..

Said he deserved his little rub….

On his way home from the pub..

Cos he leads a SH!TTY club!

Posted

Steve Moran, Steve Moran

Steve, Steve Moran

When he hit's the ball

He's sure to score

Steve, Steve Moran

 

 

That would make a lot of people very happy, please ing it Block 1, sing it for me and sing it loud as I will be right down the other end.

 

 

For the youngsters and those from the LeTis era, that is the original words.

Posted
Steve Moran, Steve Moran

Steve, Steve Moran

When he hit's the ball

He's sure to score

Steve, Steve Moran

 

 

That would make a lot of people very happy, please ing it Block 1, sing it for me and sing it loud as I will be right down the other end.

 

 

For the youngsters and those from the LeTis era, that is the original words.

 

I fall into the youngsters category, and would like to know what that tune is. I am in Block 1 on Saturday and would happily join in.

Posted
I fall into the youngsters category, and would like to know what that tune is. I am in Block 1 on Saturday and would happily join in.

 

Same as the Matt Le Tiss song (when he gets the ball he takes the p!ss).

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