ohwhenthesaints Posted 4 February, 2010 Posted 4 February, 2010 Only here for the brothels, you're only here for the brothels. Heeeeere for the brothels You're only here for the brothels. Should be simple enough to catch on.
Iowsaintsfan Posted 4 February, 2010 Posted 4 February, 2010 Get in early boys and girls lets getting the singing going! Red and white balloons everywhere!
Tomobz Posted 4 February, 2010 Posted 4 February, 2010 Completely agree. The whistling and booing must start as soon as their mob start to sing or players start to attack on the pitch, completely drown them out. As soon as they shut up, start with the anti skate songs! i agree with that. as soon as they get posession boo the **** out of them. we cant let them be heard on tv either, as soon as they start a song we have to start one louder, and even if they score we gotta immediately start a massive OWTS
northam soul Posted 4 February, 2010 Posted 4 February, 2010 Get in early boys and girls lets getting the singing going! Red and white balloons everywhere! Or how about not doing that and go get a few beers first.
jawillwill Posted 4 February, 2010 Posted 4 February, 2010 http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-7974777663545104572&ei=2slqS5SMLciP-AbY4sCxCA&q=saints+pompey# Harry and Jim, red and white? Ok, not really.
brianoneils slidingtackle Posted 4 February, 2010 Posted 4 February, 2010 I agree with Whiistling every time they start to sing or chant, works very well as whistling is a lot louder than trying to out sing them..and its a bit demoralising for the P*mpey fans
harwellsaint Posted 4 February, 2010 Posted 4 February, 2010 Only here for the brothels, you're only here for the brothels. Heeeeere for the brothels You're only here for the brothels. Should be simple enough to catch on. that my freind is pure gold, i doth my cap and if allowed will try to start that in the itchen!
Iowsaintsfan Posted 5 February, 2010 Posted 5 February, 2010 Or how about not doing that and go get a few beers first. How about a few beers a bit earlier than planned and still get in nice and early?!
Toomer Posted 5 February, 2010 Posted 5 February, 2010 To the tune of Arry & Jim Avram Grants got the clap
StuRomseySaint Posted 5 February, 2010 Posted 5 February, 2010 http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/sport/football/premier_league/portsmouth/article7015876.ece lol Mrs Grant says... “He’s a great manager with amazing potential who is stuck in a sh!tty team.” Priceless.
Matthew Le God Posted 5 February, 2010 Posted 5 February, 2010 A pre match and half time song over the PA system... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-yKdGWXTUG4 Lets petition the club to get it played!
Block 5 Posted 5 February, 2010 Posted 5 February, 2010 To the tune of 'One Man Went to Mow'...... "One wh0re went to bed, went to bed with Avram, One wh0re and a glass of p1ss went to bed with Avram. Two wh0res went to bed, went to bed with Avram, Two wh0res, one wh0re and a glass of p1ss went to bed with Avram. Three wh0res went to bed etc etc.........." Repeat until bored....
SNSUN Posted 5 February, 2010 Posted 5 February, 2010 If all goes well on Tuesday... Que Sera Sera We're Going To WemberLey You'll be in the CCC Que Sera Sera It's not brilliant but I'm not Shakespeare.
Matthew Le God Posted 5 February, 2010 Posted 5 February, 2010 Let's predict what type of things they may sing at us and try to think of some witty replies. For example... Pompey chant "Premier League and you ****ed it up" Saints return with...?
Block 5 Posted 5 February, 2010 Posted 5 February, 2010 Let's predict what type of things they may sing at us and try to think of some witty replies. For example... Pompey chant "Premier League and you ****ed it up" Saints return with...? "Premier league and you f***ed it up!"
Matthew Le God Posted 5 February, 2010 Posted 5 February, 2010 Yep, that one is obvious hence why it was an example. What else will they come up with I wonder?
SNSUN Posted 5 February, 2010 Posted 5 February, 2010 To the tune of The Addams Family: The Portsmouth scum are famous For their reputed gheyness They sh*g a fishes anus The inbred family.
Tomobz Posted 5 February, 2010 Posted 5 February, 2010 to the tune of ''premiership, your having a laugh'' ''we're having a party, when pompey go down!! we're having a party, when pompey go down!! jelly and ice cream, when pompey go down!! jelly and ice cream, when pompey go down!!'' loads more verses too; ''strippers and whores, when pompey go down!'' etc... ''whats that coming over the hill?? is it the taxman? is it the taxman??''
RedAndWhite91 Posted 5 February, 2010 Posted 5 February, 2010 Yep, that one is obvious hence why it was an example. What else will they come up with I wonder? http://www.fanchants.com/football-team/portsmouth/ Lifted straight off there: Run scum whereever you may be, We are the famous PFC, We don't give a f**k whoever you maybe, We are the famous PFC... Well done, you dirty skate bastard.
hamster Posted 5 February, 2010 Posted 5 February, 2010 A variation on the Pompey's goung Down song, could be alternated perhaps? Avram's Going Down 'Cos He Should Have Had A Vank Should Have Had A Vank Should Have Had A Vank Going Down Going Down .... .... Avram's Going Down 'Cos He Should Have Had A Vank Should Have Had A Vank Should Have Had A Vank
CB Fry Posted 5 February, 2010 Posted 5 February, 2010 Only here for the brothels, you're only here for the brothels. Heeeeere for the brothels You're only here for the brothels. Should be simple enough to catch on. Love it. "Stand up if you're super rich" could be the song to sing with tenners held aloft. Again, pretty simple.
paris Posted 5 February, 2010 Posted 5 February, 2010 You look in the dustbin for something to eat you find a dead rat and you think it's a treat in your Pompey slums..
RedAndWhite91 Posted 5 February, 2010 Posted 5 February, 2010 A variation on the Pompey's goung Down song, could be alternated perhaps? Avram's Going Down 'Cos He Should Have Had A Vank Should Have Had A Vank Should Have Had A Vank Going Down Going Down .... .... Avram's Going Down 'Cos He Should Have Had A Vank Should Have Had A Vank Should Have Had A Vank Why are we singing it in a German accent?
Gordon Mockles Posted 6 February, 2010 Posted 6 February, 2010 I still think the Addams family chant...your sister is your mother, your father is your brother...or however it goes. Comic gold!!
alehouseboys Posted 6 February, 2010 Posted 6 February, 2010 Let's predict what type of things they may sing at us and try to think of some witty replies. For example... Pompey chant "Premier League and you ****ed it up" Saints return with...? Someone's already come up with it earlier in the thread... "Two Sheiks and you fooked it up..."
dune Posted 6 February, 2010 Posted 6 February, 2010 It's be funny as f u c k if we could get the PA system to play some music requests. I request : Money Money Money - Abba. Skint and Demoralised - Red Lipstick. Where did it all go wrong - Oasis.
hamster Posted 6 February, 2010 Posted 6 February, 2010 Why are we singing it in a German accent? Oh I see what's going on now. Just cos I am singing vith ze German accent you don't think I should be able to join in ze fun. Racist
hamster Posted 6 February, 2010 Posted 6 February, 2010 Tell your Ma, your Ma, You won't be home for tea You'll be in the cemetry Que sera sera
Thedelldays Posted 6 February, 2010 Posted 6 February, 2010 providing we get to t he JPT wembley final...and we are winning/beat the skates "tell me ma, me ma to put the champagne on ice we're going to wembley twice tell me ma, me ma"
Wilko Posted 6 February, 2010 Posted 6 February, 2010 He ****s Thai whores He ****s Thai whor-or-ores That skate Avram Grant He ****e Thai whores
Tomobz Posted 7 February, 2010 Posted 7 February, 2010 ''Avram Grant is going down, going down, going down. Avram Grant is going down, on a Thai hooker!''
SNSUN Posted 7 February, 2010 Posted 7 February, 2010 To the tune of "Kentucky Fried Chicken and a Pizza Hut" You smell of fish, you smell of fish, Your team is really sh itty and you smell of fish, You're inbred, you're inbred, Your team is really sh itty and you smell of fish, You're inbred, you're inbred, Your team is really sh itty and you smell of fish. Or... the entire song sung by George Harrison (I've Got My Mind Set On You) with altered lyrics... We've got much more cash than you, We've got much more cash than you, We've got much more cash than you, We've got much more cash than you. Cos it's gonna take money A whole lotta spending money It's gonne take plenty of money To sort your team out. It's gonna take time A whole lot of precious time It's gonna take patience and time, um... To sort it, to sort it, to sort it, to sort it, to sort it To sort it out Skates We've got much more cash than you, We've got much more cash than you, We've got much more cash than you, We've got much more cash than you. And this time we know it's for real Lambert will make you ill We know if we put our minds to it We can make your team look even more sh*t We've got much more cash than you, We've got much more cash than you. Cos it's gonna take money A whole lotta spending money It's gonne take plenty of money To sort your team out. It's gonna take time A whole lot of precious time It's gonna take patience and time, um... To sort it, to sort it, to sort it, to sort it, to sort it To sort it out Skates etc etc Rehearsals for learning this entire song will be carried out at 11am on Saturday morning in front of Ted Bates' statue. :-D
dune Posted 7 February, 2010 Posted 7 February, 2010 Everyone make sure you have either a £10 note or a £20 note to wave at the Skates. This is not an optional requirement, it's mandatory.
SparkySaint Posted 7 February, 2010 Posted 7 February, 2010 This one will work if we go through on tuesday and win on saturday. To be sung after the game We're all off to play at wembley We're gonna win the Johnstones paint Now we've gone and f**ked you up Now your out the FA cup Coz Southampton are the greatest football team
trombonist1 Posted 7 February, 2010 Posted 7 February, 2010 oh when the saints go marching in oh when the saints go marching in we've got more mo-ney than pompey oh when the saints go marching
Iowsaintsfan Posted 7 February, 2010 Posted 7 February, 2010 Pay for your tickets, You couldnt pay for your tickets! Pay for your tickets
saintmonkey1979 Posted 7 February, 2010 Posted 7 February, 2010 Pompey, give us a loan. Pompey, pompey give us a loan.
brianoneils slidingtackle Posted 7 February, 2010 Posted 7 February, 2010 Cant we get the club to put up on the screens at either end the quote from Avram Grants missus about P*mpey being a ****ty little club.
krissyboy31 Posted 7 February, 2010 Posted 7 February, 2010 Cant we get the club to put up on the screens at either end the quote from Avram Grants missus about P*mpey being a ****ty little club. Oh Avram Grant…….. He got rumbled by the Sun…. Coming out of Unit 1… After having some ‘Thai fun!’ But then his wife….. Said he deserved his little rub…. On his way home from the pub.. Cos he leads a SH!TTY club!
hamster Posted 7 February, 2010 Posted 7 February, 2010 Steve Moran, Steve Moran Steve, Steve Moran When he hit's the ball He's sure to score Steve, Steve Moran That would make a lot of people very happy, please ing it Block 1, sing it for me and sing it loud as I will be right down the other end. For the youngsters and those from the LeTis era, that is the original words.
RedAndWhite91 Posted 7 February, 2010 Posted 7 February, 2010 Steve Moran, Steve Moran Steve, Steve Moran When he hit's the ball He's sure to score Steve, Steve Moran That would make a lot of people very happy, please ing it Block 1, sing it for me and sing it loud as I will be right down the other end. For the youngsters and those from the LeTis era, that is the original words. I fall into the youngsters category, and would like to know what that tune is. I am in Block 1 on Saturday and would happily join in.
krissyboy31 Posted 7 February, 2010 Posted 7 February, 2010 I fall into the youngsters category, and would like to know what that tune is. I am in Block 1 on Saturday and would happily join in. Same as the Matt Le Tiss song (when he gets the ball he takes the p!ss).
Arizona Posted 7 February, 2010 Posted 7 February, 2010 Marian Pahars Marian Oooooooooooooooooooooohhhh Marian
dune Posted 7 February, 2010 Posted 7 February, 2010 "Shall We Buy Your Club For You ?" Or "Shall we write a cheque for you?"
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