lambertsrightleg Posted 30 January, 2010 Share Posted 30 January, 2010 i'd happily chip in for that. despite being hugely in debt that is well worth it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EFM Posted 30 January, 2010 Share Posted 30 January, 2010 (To the tune of "Blue Moon") Blue few You're always standing alone Without a club to support With a ground of your own Hope not already posted but I like that a lot except wouldn't "without" a ground of your own be even better? Not that I'm being picky FarehamRed! With health and finances being in a bad state I keep thinking perhaps I should just watch from home on tv, although I have never missed a game against them in my life if possible to get there. Then every time I read this thread I want to be there SO SO much. It must be worth the long journey and f'ing up my skintness and bank charges even more to get there. As someone, I think Suewhistle said, we are going to need a songsheet in the programme to make sure we all remember some of the crackers on here! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EFM Posted 30 January, 2010 Share Posted 30 January, 2010 surely "without a ground of your own? Sorry, just seen you were well ahead of me! I agree though :-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saints foreva Posted 30 January, 2010 Share Posted 30 January, 2010 Can our fans not sing 'Pay Up Pompey'? It sounds very much like Play Up Pompey. It will just add to their atmosphere if we sing it at the game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joesaint Posted 30 January, 2010 Share Posted 30 January, 2010 I hate pompy, lets just back our side with positive songs because we were in the same position as them(ish) last year and I still remember how bad it felt. Let saints do the talking on the pich and back them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FarehamRed Posted 30 January, 2010 Share Posted 30 January, 2010 Hope not already posted but I like that a lot except wouldn't "without" a ground of your own be even better? Not that I'm being picky FarehamRed! With health and finances being in a bad state I keep thinking perhaps I should just watch from home on tv, although I have never missed a game against them in my life if possible to get there. Then every time I read this thread I want to be there SO SO much. It must be worth the long journey and f'ing up my skintness and bank charges even more to get there. As someone, I think Suewhistle said, we are going to need a songsheet in the programme to make sure we all remember some of the crackers on here! Yes, it was a typo - I was thinking "without". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaulSaint Posted 30 January, 2010 Share Posted 30 January, 2010 To "Knees up mother brown" Storries in the dock Harry's in the dock Even Avram Even Avram Pays to use his c*ck :cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alehouseboys Posted 31 January, 2010 Share Posted 31 January, 2010 Yes, it was a typo - I was thinking "without". Ahem. 4547 And like we did for the first time we played them at SMS, drown 'em out with a cocophony of whistles when they attack or start singing their songs. We don't do this enough when visiting fans sing their 'anthems', most of our lot just go quiet and watch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alehouseboys Posted 31 January, 2010 Share Posted 31 January, 2010 Ahem. 4547 And like we did for the first time we played them at SMS, drown 'em out with a cocophony of whistles when they attack or start singing their songs. We don't do this enough when visiting fans sing their 'anthems', most of our lot just go quiet and watch. OK that didn't work...so... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FarehamRed Posted 31 January, 2010 Share Posted 31 January, 2010 Game set and match to Alehouse - all I can say is that great minds think alike :-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brianoneils slidingtackle Posted 31 January, 2010 Share Posted 31 January, 2010 is anyone actually bringing a banner to the game and if yes, whats going to be on it.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Um Bongo Posted 31 January, 2010 Share Posted 31 January, 2010 is anyone actually bringing a banner to the game and if yes, whats going to be on it.. Rickie Lambert = £1m Jose Fonte = £1.5m Spending more money then your local rivals, who can't even afford to pay for their own website - PRICELESS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SFC Forever Posted 31 January, 2010 Share Posted 31 January, 2010 Would they say thank you if we bought Begovic on the quick? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EFM Posted 1 February, 2010 Share Posted 1 February, 2010 Game set and match to Alehouse - all I can say is that great minds think alike :-) I don't know which is best but I think you've persuaded me between you two that I HAVE to be there. Ex-Fareham myself pal! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saints triumph Posted 1 February, 2010 Share Posted 1 February, 2010 Can our fans not sing 'Pay Up Pompey'? It sounds very much like Play Up Pompey. It will just add to their atmosphere if we sing it at the game. **** off pompey, pompey **** off is much better and always shuts them up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
northam soul Posted 1 February, 2010 Share Posted 1 February, 2010 Just as an aside for the moment go on you tube and look up the downfall of portsmouth fc and there is a hitler scene with subtitles. Quite good who ever did that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slickmick Posted 1 February, 2010 Share Posted 1 February, 2010 `One Peter Storie Theres only one Peter Storie` One Sol Cambell, theres only one Sol Cambell` One Al Faraj, theres only one Al Faraj` Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joensuu Posted 1 February, 2010 Share Posted 1 February, 2010 As the skates are down and almost out, they won't have much in the way of new material. I'd guess that there's a good chance that they have some form of 'Marcus is a nazi' chant.... and I think we could do with a simple come back to shut them up. Perhaps 'He was born, he was born, he was born after the war' (to 'you're not fit to referee') or perhaps 'He was born in 47, born in 47, you stupid *****, you stupid *****' (to 'Let's all have a party'). Poor effort I know, does anyone have any better suggestions? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
krissyboy31 Posted 1 February, 2010 Share Posted 1 February, 2010 **** off pompey, pompey **** off is much better and always shuts them up. Nothing should be sung to that godforsaken tune IMO!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fat Controller Posted 1 February, 2010 Share Posted 1 February, 2010 build a bonfire build a bonfire Put Pikey W******d on the top Put Fratton Park in the middle and we'll burn the f***ing lot !! We Hate Pompey, We Hate Pompey!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sandwichsaint Posted 1 February, 2010 Share Posted 1 February, 2010 is anyone actually bringing a banner to the game and if yes, whats going to be on it.. Duck Off? Love to see that one again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St Marco Posted 1 February, 2010 Share Posted 1 February, 2010 "If your owner has lots of money, stand up stand up If your owner has lots of money stand up If your owner has lots of money stand up stand up If your owner has lots of money stand up!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StuRomseySaint Posted 1 February, 2010 Share Posted 1 February, 2010 W******d keeps sending me abusive text messages. :-( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benjii Posted 1 February, 2010 Share Posted 1 February, 2010 Put your number on here Stuuey and someone might send you a nice one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StuRomseySaint Posted 2 February, 2010 Share Posted 2 February, 2010 Put your number on here Stuuey and someone might send you a nice one I can put his number on here then you can all ask him to stop bullying me. :-( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St Marco Posted 2 February, 2010 Share Posted 2 February, 2010 haha what has he been saying? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StuRomseySaint Posted 2 February, 2010 Share Posted 2 February, 2010 haha what has he been saying? He said he is gonna call da police on me. And I am a bleedin scumma c*nt. He said I was well naughty and he has recorded my voicemails and is gonna hand them in to the police. :-( Worst of all though, he keeps saying Play up P*mpey. :-( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ericofarabia Posted 2 February, 2010 Share Posted 2 February, 2010 He said he is gonna call da police on me. And I am a bleedin scumma c*nt. He said I was well naughty and he has recorded my voicemails and is gonna hand them in to the police. :-( Worst of all though, he keeps saying Play up P*mpey. :-( It sounds like love ... you could be in there, been a while since you've done a bit of TubbyLovin isn't it Your career in the music industry (with a helping hand from the freak's connections with Sting) is about to blossom. You could be the leader of the Choral Society mentioned on another fred somewhere .... this could be you Stuey ...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaulSaint Posted 2 February, 2010 Share Posted 2 February, 2010 "If your owner has lots of money, stand up stand up If your owner has lots of money stand up If your owner has lots of money stand up stand up If your owner has lots of money stand up!" Few too many words, what about: "Stand up, if your stinking rich, stand up"...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomobz Posted 2 February, 2010 Share Posted 2 February, 2010 Few too many words, what about: "Stand up, if your stinking rich, stand up"...... ''stand up if you pay your bills'' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shurlock Posted 2 February, 2010 Share Posted 2 February, 2010 (edited) Its like a bad trip - 1000s of wottes and poortvliets singing you to your funeral. (well they're swedish but they sound dutch enough...) Edited 2 February, 2010 by shurlock Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
harwellsaint Posted 2 February, 2010 Share Posted 2 February, 2010 "You're going down with your website?" nice! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chez Posted 2 February, 2010 Share Posted 2 February, 2010 stolen from Wolves fans "Lets all have a whip round, lets all have a whip round, la la la la, la la la la" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St Marco Posted 2 February, 2010 Share Posted 2 February, 2010 How about something like this to the tune of that old classic "if your happy and you know it" If your happy with your owner clap your hands If your happy with your owner clap your hands If your happy with your owner and you really want to show it If your happy with your owner clap your hands Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iowsaintsfan Posted 2 February, 2010 Share Posted 2 February, 2010 I've designed this banner and it'd cost £16. 6 foot x 1 foot. Do you think it'd be worthing purchasing it? If you want to design your own visit this site: http://www.printabanner.co.uk/index.html A 12 foot x 3 1/2 foot banner is £70 and would look great but it's £70. I'm open to suggestions for wording etc. Also if anyone can post pics of either the broken pompey club badge and/or the one with the upside down unhappy cresent moon of Islam crest i'd appreciate that because you can add pictures. Make it Red & white :smt103 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itchen_dan Posted 2 February, 2010 Share Posted 2 February, 2010 I've designed this banner and it'd cost £16. 6 foot x 1 foot. Do you think it'd be worthing purchasing it? If you want to design your own visit this site: http://www.printabanner.co.uk/index.html A 12 foot x 3 1/2 foot banner is £70 and would look great but it's £70. I'm open to suggestions for wording etc. Also if anyone can post pics of either the broken pompey club badge and/or the one with the upside down unhappy cresent moon of Islam crest i'd appreciate that because you can add pictures. Is that ok?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matthew Le God Posted 2 February, 2010 Share Posted 2 February, 2010 Two smaller stars as "eyes" would be better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_bert Posted 2 February, 2010 Share Posted 2 February, 2010 The tax mans taken all my dough, And left me in my shi*ty home, Beaten on a sunny afternoon By Southampton by Southampton! To the kinks lazy afternoon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ricky Redstripe Posted 2 February, 2010 Share Posted 2 February, 2010 Ahem. 4547 And like we did for the first time we played them at SMS, drown 'em out with a cocophony of whistles when they attack or start singing their songs. We don't do this enough when visiting fans sing their 'anthems', most of our lot just go quiet and watch. Completely agree. The whistling and booing must start as soon as their mob start to sing or players start to attack on the pitch, completely drown them out. As soon as they shut up, start with the anti skate songs! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alehouseboys Posted 3 February, 2010 Share Posted 3 February, 2010 (Jesus Christ Superstar) Avram Grunt Likes some fun, With Thai-Lady-Boys Down at Unit One. (if he's still here!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey-deacons-left-nut Posted 3 February, 2010 Share Posted 3 February, 2010 to "knees up mother brown" storries in the dock harry's in the dock even avram even avram pays to use his c*ck :cool: superb!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badvoc Posted 3 February, 2010 Share Posted 3 February, 2010 Completely agree. The whistling and booing must start as soon as their mob start to sing or players start to attack on the pitch, completely drown them out. As soon as they shut up, start with the anti skate songs! They did that to us at the Carling Cup game in 03. As soon as OWTS started they started whistling. Best thing to do is drown out the Chimes with F Off Poopey. Comes across nice and loud on TV and proves it's an easy chant to get going loudly.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marc_saint Posted 3 February, 2010 Share Posted 3 February, 2010 P O M. P E Y, Pompey are about to die, with a nick nack pady wack, give a dog a bone, Ocean Finance on the phone! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alehouseboys Posted 3 February, 2010 Share Posted 3 February, 2010 (Jesus Christ Superstar) Avram Grunt Likes some fun, With Thai-Lady-Boys Down at Unit One. (if he's still here!) Oh dear, poor ol' Avram, front page news again tomorrow... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suspect everyone Posted 3 February, 2010 Share Posted 3 February, 2010 Just in from Craven Cottage where a mate got me a spare ticket to the Fulham vs Pompey match. Call it scouting for the FA cup match. Got to say Pompey still have a quick, good passing side with some real ability. It will be a tough match for us. However the positives are they can't score for toffee, despite good approach play and are really vulnerable at the back, especially Belhadj at LB, got caught on the ball for the Fulham goal. Anyway, something to bear in mind. Hopefully some more bad results and financial bombshells will further dampen their spirits before we meet them. COYR. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iowsaintsfan Posted 3 February, 2010 Share Posted 3 February, 2010 P O M. P E Y, Pompey are about to die, with a nick nack pady wack, give a dog a bone, Ocean Finance on the phone! Saw that for one of the weekend games but cant remember which one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iowsaintsfan Posted 3 February, 2010 Share Posted 3 February, 2010 Just in from Craven Cottage where a mate got me a spare ticket to the Fulham vs Pompey match. Call it scouting for the FA cup match. Got to say Pompey still have a quick, good passing side with some real ability. It will be a tough match for us. However the positives are they can't score for toffee, despite good approach play and are really vulnerable at the back, especially Belhadj at LB, got caught on the ball for the Fulham goal. Anyway, something to bear in mind. Hopefully some more bad results and financial bombshells will further dampen their spirits before we meet them. COYR. Antonio should have some fun down the right then Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintsforlife7 Posted 3 February, 2010 Share Posted 3 February, 2010 P O M. P E Y, Pompey are about to die, with a nick nack pady wack, give a dog a bone, Ocean Finance on the phone! Love it! Add it to the list! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*Halo* Posted 4 February, 2010 Share Posted 4 February, 2010 This one just came to me; to the tune of Que Sera: "Insha'allah-shallah... you're into insolvency... wound up by HMRC... insha'allah-shallah." (could replace "HMRC" with "Her Majesty" if it sounds better) followed by... "Que sera-sera... Southampton are all debt free... and we're going to Wembley... Que sera-sera." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
for_heaven's_Saint Posted 4 February, 2010 Share Posted 4 February, 2010 Cheer up Avram Grant, Oh what can it mean, To a Thai sh*gging Basterd, And a sh!t football team. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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