for_heaven's_Saint Posted 28 January, 2010 Share Posted 28 January, 2010 just purchased myself some monopoly money 15 X 500. 29 X 100. 15 X 50. 16 X 20. 19 X 10.13 X 5. 20 X 1 notes lol. anyone want some?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suewhistle Posted 28 January, 2010 Share Posted 28 January, 2010 Slight edit and added to original post. We got some f*cking crackers here Shame we won't be able to remember them all. Song sheets will be provided... How about an insert in the programme... I reckon we should all link arms and sing Auld Lang Syne, since it may be the last time we ever play P****y. Then all wave them goodbye. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goalie66 Posted 28 January, 2010 Share Posted 28 January, 2010 To the song by Vera Lyn of we'll meet again We'll never meet again Dont no how Dont no when..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suewhistle Posted 28 January, 2010 Share Posted 28 January, 2010 So many good ones, but these are my nominations based on simplicity and ease to remember, and so regretting I can't make it over, unless herr Liebherr would like to give me a lift: The taxman's gunna shut you down shut you down shut you down The taxmans gunna shut you down poor old pompey The taxman is a Saints Fan, The taxman is a Saints Fan, La-la, la, la. Who had all the thais Who had all the thais You skate bastard you skate bastard You had all the thais Shut them down Inland Revenue and we will love you more than can know. whoa ohh ohh (to the mrs Robinson Tune) Fratton Park is a future block of flats, future block of flats etc Fratton park is falling down,falling down,falling down fratton park is falling down,bye bye Pompey build it up with blue and white,blue and white,blue and white build it up with blue and white and call it "tesco" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
for_heaven's_Saint Posted 28 January, 2010 Share Posted 28 January, 2010 Where's your cash gone? Ding dong ding dong Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thedelldays Posted 28 January, 2010 Share Posted 28 January, 2010 the taxman is a saints fan he loves the red and white he will wind up portsmouth football club cos they are fuking shyte Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Cool Posted 28 January, 2010 Share Posted 28 January, 2010 Instead of chanting "dodgy keeper" ... Dodgy owners! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
docker-p Posted 28 January, 2010 Share Posted 28 January, 2010 What about Two Sheiks and you fooked it up ? that i like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diggers Posted 28 January, 2010 Share Posted 28 January, 2010 that i like. :smt023 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
This Charming Man Posted 29 January, 2010 Share Posted 29 January, 2010 I was surprised to hear that he's actually got kids!! They're adopted, in return for a roof over their heads, he get's free hand jobs until they reach 16. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joensuu Posted 29 January, 2010 Share Posted 29 January, 2010 If Grant's still manager, how about a chant of "you can't afford Thai hookers"? If we win (and only if we win) should get the post game tanoy music to play something like The Doors "The end", or Pythons look on the bright side... While keeping the imbreds locked in of course.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thedelldays Posted 29 January, 2010 Share Posted 29 January, 2010 (edited) The taxman's going to shut you down do da... Do da taxman's going to shut you down do dado da day do dado da daaay dooo dado da daaay taxman's going to shut you down do dado da daaay avram likes the horton Heath dirty dirty avram like the hortan Heath he's a dirty c*nt he's a dirty c*nt he's a dirty c*nt avram likes the horton Heath he's a dirty c*nt two sheikhs and you fuked it up oh yes oh yes two sheikhs and you fuked it up your a fuking joke your a fuking joke your a fuking joke two sheikhs and you ****ed it up your a fuking joke... All one song Edited 29 January, 2010 by Thedelldays Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FarehamRed Posted 29 January, 2010 Share Posted 29 January, 2010 (To the tune of "Blue Moon") Blue few You're always standing alone Without a club to support With a ground of your own Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladysaint Posted 29 January, 2010 Share Posted 29 January, 2010 (To the tune of "Blue Moon") Blue few You're always standing alone Without a club to support With a ground of your own Short and sweet I like this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joensuu Posted 29 January, 2010 Share Posted 29 January, 2010 (To the tune of "Blue Moon") Blue few You're always standing alone Without a club to support With a ground of your own I like that a lot... In a similar vein (to Never walk alone) F*ck off, f*uck off, with tears in your eyes, because you'll never play here again you'll never play here again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diggers Posted 29 January, 2010 Share Posted 29 January, 2010 (To the tune of "Blue Moon") Blue few You're always standing alone Without a club to support With a ground of your own Thats a proper football chant that one, probably too good for our lot to appreciate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thedelldays Posted 29 January, 2010 Share Posted 29 January, 2010 (To the tune of "Blue Moon") Blue few You're always standing alone Without a club to support With a ground of your own love it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shurlock Posted 29 January, 2010 Share Posted 29 January, 2010 (edited) wemberly, wemberly, we're the famous southampton and we're going to wemberly followed by oblivion, oblivion, you're the skint/skate bast*rds and you're heading for/going to oblivion. Edited 29 January, 2010 by shurlock Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thedelldays Posted 29 January, 2010 Share Posted 29 January, 2010 "where were you in coventry".. etc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anothersaintinsouthsea Posted 29 January, 2010 Share Posted 29 January, 2010 (To the tune of "Blue Moon") Blue few You're always standing alone Without a club to support With a ground of your own surely "without a ground of your own? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintmonkey1979 Posted 29 January, 2010 Share Posted 29 January, 2010 Fratton park is falling down,falling down,falling down fratton park is falling down,bye bye Pompey build it up with blue and white,blue and white,blue and white build it up with blue and white and call it "tesco" I do like that one. Short, sweet and funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladysaint Posted 29 January, 2010 Share Posted 29 January, 2010 Maybe we should print song sheets a la Tottenham, how embarrasing was that, cant remember what season it was but even the visiting supporters were given song sheets when entering the ground. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr X Posted 29 January, 2010 Share Posted 29 January, 2010 The taxman's going to shut you down do da... Do da taxman's going to shut you down do dado da day do dado da daaay dooo dado da daaay taxman's going to shut you down do dado da daaay avram likes the horton Heath dirty dirty avram like the hortan Heath he's a dirty c*nt he's a dirty c*nt he's a dirty c*nt avram likes the horton Heath he's a dirty c*nt two sheikhs and you fuked it up oh yes oh yes two sheikhs and you fuked it up your a fuking joke your a fuking joke your a fuking joke two sheikhs and you ****ed it up your a fuking joke... All one song more of a rant than a song and whats with all the blue language sounds like a skate wrote it, we are a familly club remember Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shurlock Posted 29 January, 2010 Share Posted 29 January, 2010 Last post was cack. Better one instead wemberly, wemberly, we're the famous southampton and we're going to wemberly followed by history, history you're the skint/skate bast*rds and you'll soon be history. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diggers Posted 29 January, 2010 Share Posted 29 January, 2010 The taxman's going to shut you down do da... Do da taxman's going to shut you down do dado da day do dado da daaay dooo dado da daaay taxman's going to shut you down do dado da daaay avram likes the horton Heath dirty dirty avram like the hortan Heath he's a dirty c*nt he's a dirty c*nt he's a dirty c*nt avram likes the horton Heath he's a dirty c*nt two sheikhs and you fuked it up oh yes oh yes two sheikhs and you fuked it up your a fuking joke your a fuking joke your a fuking joke two sheikhs and you ****ed it up your a fuking joke... All one song I've read that a few times now and it gets funnier each time, its as you say, just how we all feel about the jokers spurted out with real vitriol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr X Posted 29 January, 2010 Share Posted 29 January, 2010 I've read that a few times now and it gets funnier each time, its as you say, just how we all feel about the jokers spurted out with real vitriol. ya having a laugh, shows absolutely zero intelligence Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brianoneils slidingtackle Posted 29 January, 2010 Share Posted 29 January, 2010 I dont know if this has been discussed before, but how about the Northam chipping together and buying a huge banner/flag. I'm sure with the interweb thingy it wouldnt take much to set up and organise online donations and for someone to bring it along to every game. Other clubs are able to get organised and achieve this, it shouldnt be beyond the Saints fans, imagine if we had a big banner in both the Northam and Itchen North..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brianoneils slidingtackle Posted 29 January, 2010 Share Posted 29 January, 2010 forgot to mention that even though i dont stand in the northam I'm sure others like me would also contribute to the cost.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yorkie Posted 29 January, 2010 Share Posted 29 January, 2010 I dont know if this has been discussed before, but how about the Northam chipping together and buying a huge banner/flag. I'm sure with the interweb thingy it wouldnt take much to set up and organise online donations and for someone to bring it along to every game. Other clubs are able to get organised and achieve this, it shouldnt be beyond the Saints fans, imagine if we had a big banner in both the Northam and Itchen North..... I think you will find that Health & Safety, as well as Fire Regulations would ban such a thing in SMS. I know smoking is forbidden so the risk of fire is minimal! The banner material can be made incombustible/inflammable too! Seen them at other stadia and have to say they look impressive. The problem is can you imagine the weight of the thing? Far too big for one person to carry! I bet you wouldn't get it within a 100m of the seating areas - even through the turnstiles! Now back to songs...I've been thinking along the lines of many already posted on here, but what about... You're grounds too big for you? (not very original I know) What's it like to see a crowd? You've got a shed That's smaller than this You've got a shed that's smaller than this It's got a door and a big bolt You've got a shed that's bigger than this. We've got more points than you! EIEIEIO Where did all the money go And when you get demoted The taxman's gonna sing Pay up Pompey Pay up Pompey Give us all your bling! They take from the Skates They take from the Skates Her Majesty's Taxman They take from the Skates We'll see you all next year We'll see you all next year We'll see you all next year Now f*ck off! That's why your going down There going broke and that's a joke Pompey, Pompey There dropping out the Premier League Pompey, Pompey They pay their bills It makes no odds They're never going to beat the drop Poor old Pompey Hampshire's poorest team Plenty of time to think up some more lyrics... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saints foreva Posted 29 January, 2010 Share Posted 29 January, 2010 I think you will find that Health & Safety, as well as Fire Regulations would ban such a thing in SMS. I know smoking is forbidden so the risk of fire is minimal! The banner material can be made incombustible/inflammable too! Seen them at other stadia and have to say they look impressive. The problem is can you imagine the weight of the thing? Far too big for one person to carry! I bet you wouldn't get it within a 100m of the seating areas - even through the turnstiles! Now back to songs...I've been thinking along the lines of many already posted on here, but what about... You're grounds too big for you? (not very original I know) What's it like to see a crowd? You've got a shed That's smaller than this You've got a shed that's smaller than this It's got a door and a big bolt You've got a shed that's bigger than this. We've got more points than you! EIEIEIO Where did all the money go And when you get demoted The taxman's gonna sing Pay up Pompey Pay up Pompey Give us all your bling! They take from the Skates They take from the Skates Her Majesty's Taxman They take from the Skates We'll see you all next year We'll see you all next year We'll see you all next year Now f*ck off! That's why your going down There going broke and that's a joke Pompey, Pompey There dropping out the Premier League Pompey, Pompey They pay their bills It makes no odds They're never going to beat the drop Poor old Pompey Hampshire's poorest team Plenty of time to think up some more lyrics... Two fantastic ones there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaulSaint Posted 29 January, 2010 Share Posted 29 January, 2010 I dont know if this has been discussed before, but how about the Northam chipping together and buying a huge banner/flag. I'm sure with the interweb thingy it wouldnt take much to set up and organise online donations and for someone to bring it along to every game. Other clubs are able to get organised and achieve this, it shouldnt be beyond the Saints fans, imagine if we had a big banner in both the Northam and Itchen North..... Steve Bull used to bring one before getting his job as a Burger (eater) Seller. I think it was an old vest? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fat Controller Posted 29 January, 2010 Share Posted 29 January, 2010 (edited) Now this could be fun if we could get it re-worded http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5grN83P-jC4&feature=related Were having a gangbang were having a ball The Skates are going to the wall we'd like you to join us its part of the fun Oh a gang bangs what we do when we get rid of scum Edited 29 January, 2010 by The Fat Controller Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
for_heaven's_Saint Posted 29 January, 2010 Share Posted 29 January, 2010 One for TCWAB, to the tune of 'oranges and lemons say the bells of st clements' or what ever it's called. W******d don't feel great, Cos his bell's up on ebay, Trying to raise cash, To remove all those tats. I'll get my coat... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedAndWhite91 Posted 29 January, 2010 Share Posted 29 January, 2010 Now this could be fun if we could get it re-worded http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5grN83P-jC4&feature=related Were having a gangbang were having a ball The Skates are going to the wall we'd like you to join us its part of the fun Oh a gang bangs what we do when we get rid of scum What!? ??: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1976_Child Posted 29 January, 2010 Share Posted 29 January, 2010 "You are broke" "We are rich" "W@@nkars" "W@@nkars" "Our yoof are tougher than yours" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint_clark Posted 29 January, 2010 Author Share Posted 29 January, 2010 EIEIEIO Where did all the money go When you go under, The taxman'll sing, Pay up Pompey Pay up Pompey Give us all your bling! They take from the Skates They take from the Skates Her Majesty's Taxman They take from the Skates Like these two, but with a slight rewording on the first one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dickyhale Posted 29 January, 2010 Share Posted 29 January, 2010 Get out of our ground Get out of our groouunddd you dirty bast--- get out of our ground Skip to the last 30seconds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thedelldays Posted 29 January, 2010 Share Posted 29 January, 2010 anyone of these.... he likes the thai girls.. he likes the thai giiiiiiirls dirty old avram he likes the thai girls the elephant man the elephant maaaaan that john w******d he's the elephant man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint1977 Posted 29 January, 2010 Share Posted 29 January, 2010 People are right to say don't sing pay up Pompey as on Tuesday night it did sound a bit like the version they sing (their only song). We could instead reply to it with "Bye Bye Pompey, Pompey Bye Bye". I liked the Pompey going down with no money in the bank chant at Brentford though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joffystevens Posted 29 January, 2010 Share Posted 29 January, 2010 People are right to say don't sing pay up Pompey as on Tuesday night it did sound a bit like the version they sing (their only song). We could instead reply to it with "Bye Bye Pompey, Pompey Bye Bye". I liked the Pompey going down with no money in the bank chant at Brentford though. haha i agree with you, we were singing it at MKD's my girlfriends dad was watching it on tv and he thought we were singing pompey song at first. is a great chant though properly wind them up!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loyal Saint Posted 30 January, 2010 Share Posted 30 January, 2010 H & M, R & C skates are ****ed its clear to see ****e fans, **** ground everyone agrees P*mpey scum are history Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aztec saint Posted 30 January, 2010 Share Posted 30 January, 2010 Just some spooky stats to entertain... Two seasons before Saints went down we reached the FA Cup final and finished 8th in the Prem. In our relegation season we beat Liverpool 2-0 at home, had 14 points after 20 games and played our south coast rivals at St Mary's in an FA Cup tie. We employed former caretaker manager Steve Wigley full-time but sacked him before Christmas. Two seasons ago Pompey reached the FA Cup final and finished 8th in the Prem. This season they beat Liverpool 2-0 at home, had 14 points after 20 games and will play their south coast rivals at St Mary's in an FA Cup tie. They employed former caretaker manager Paul Hart full-time but sacked him before Christmas. Further confirmation as if any was needed as to where Pompey are heading this season! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SamKimish Posted 30 January, 2010 Share Posted 30 January, 2010 Not sure if someone lese has mentioned this already but have you all seen the latest Pompey website? www.portsmouthfc.co.uk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thedelldays Posted 30 January, 2010 Share Posted 30 January, 2010 one markus liebherr, there's only one markus liebherr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
La BoIS Saint Posted 30 January, 2010 Share Posted 30 January, 2010 Not sure if someone lese has mentioned this already but have you all seen the latest Pompey website? www.portsmouthfc.co.uk Payment plan fallen apart again?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SamKimish Posted 30 January, 2010 Share Posted 30 January, 2010 Payment plan fallen apart again?! It's probably the only way they can get rid of their players tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toomer Posted 30 January, 2010 Share Posted 30 January, 2010 Cheer up Avram Grant Oh what can it men To a sad foreign barstard And a sh!t football team Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dune Posted 30 January, 2010 Share Posted 30 January, 2010 I've designed this banner and it'd cost £16. 6 foot x 1 foot. Do you think it'd be worthing purchasing it? If you want to design your own visit this site: http://www.printabanner.co.uk/index.html A 12 foot x 3 1/2 foot banner is £70 and would look great but it's £70. I'm open to suggestions for wording etc. Also if anyone can post pics of either the broken pompey club badge and/or the one with the upside down unhappy cresent moon of Islam crest i'd appreciate that because you can add pictures. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Um Bongo Posted 30 January, 2010 Share Posted 30 January, 2010 Might take one simply saying: This piece of paper is worth more then PFC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suhari Posted 30 January, 2010 Share Posted 30 January, 2010 I've designed this banner and it'd cost £16. 6 foot x 1 foot. Do you think it'd be worthing purchasing it? If you want to design your own visit this site: http://www.printabanner.co.uk/index.html A 12 foot x 3 1/2 foot banner is £70 and would look great but it's £70. I'm open to suggestions for wording etc. Also if anyone can post pics of either the broken pompey club badge and/or the one with the upside down unhappy cresent moon of Islam crest i'd appreciate that because you can add pictures. Forum whip round for the 70 quid one? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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