Crab Lungs Posted 25 January, 2010 Share Posted 25 January, 2010 are you for it to be distributed lol of course, no problem at all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crab Lungs Posted 25 January, 2010 Share Posted 25 January, 2010 Hey crab lungs, cheers for the epic poster, someone should blow it up and have it at the match! No problems, might have a couple more done towards the end of the week, pending work! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaulSaint Posted 25 January, 2010 Share Posted 25 January, 2010 Fratton park is falling down,falling down,falling down fratton park is falling down,bye bye Pompey build it up with blue and white,blue and white,blue and white build it up with blue and white and call it "tesco" Anyone else start seething with rage until the end - great punchline and cant wait to sing it!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nexstar Posted 25 January, 2010 Share Posted 25 January, 2010 No problems, might have a couple more done towards the end of the week, pending work! Yeah a couple more would be great, already have the first one as my background Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vince Posted 25 January, 2010 Share Posted 25 January, 2010 The Hokey Cokey....... You got a fake Sheik in, A fake Sheik out, In, out, in, out, we lost count. The taxman came for PAYE but you'd sp.u.nked it all away And now we're gonna beat you on St. Valenties day. Ohhhoooo, your dads a pikey Ohhhoooo, your mums unsightly Ohhhoooo, you take it nightly Your Chairmans bent, your monies stretched, rah, rah, rah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
exit2 Posted 25 January, 2010 Share Posted 25 January, 2010 for the older ones out there lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crab Lungs Posted 25 January, 2010 Share Posted 25 January, 2010 for the older ones out there lol Uh oh... I get that That means I'm... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CB Fry Posted 25 January, 2010 Share Posted 25 January, 2010 What about Two Sheiks and you fooked it up ? A nice simple one to the tune of Go West.. You're skint, and your sheik's a fake You're skint, and your sheik's a fake You're skint, and your sheik's a fake You're skint, and your sheik's a fake These two could realistically be sung on the day. Pretty much all the other songs on here just won't be. Loads are funny and it is a great thread but never going to happen. Just sing "you're going out of business" over and over and over again. And "you're going down". And "we've got more fans than you". And "we're going to Wembley" if we're winning or not, because we will be. [assuming we do the business a couple of days before of course]. I think in football chants it is possible to have too much material and good lord do we have too much material on that lot down the road. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Windmill Arm 2 Posted 25 January, 2010 Share Posted 25 January, 2010 Best thread i've ever had the pleasure of reading HILARIOUS, and Crab Lungs that screen saver is a work of art, well done ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FarehamRed Posted 25 January, 2010 Share Posted 25 January, 2010 Someone come up with a song to "welcome" Avram. Preferably to include the words "unit" and "one" ;-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Um Bongo Posted 25 January, 2010 Share Posted 25 January, 2010 Someone come up with a song to "welcome" Avram. Preferably to include the words "unit" and "one" ;-) He Loves Unit One He Loves Unittt Oneeeeee, Jabba the Hut, He Loves Unit One, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pugwash Posted 25 January, 2010 Share Posted 25 January, 2010 A nod to the Village People and YMCA. Probably a bit too long for the terraces - any good 'you-tubers' out there? POMPEY! You know you’re going down, I said – POMPEY! And your sh1tty old ground, Will be – WOUND UP! And your derelict town, Will be even more unhappy. NO CASH! So you’re going to hell, You’ve got – NO CASH! And a c*nt with a bell, So it’s – GOODBYE! And we’ll see you next year, Minus Ten in Blue-Square-Premier! Because you couldn’t pay – HMRC! Because you couldn’t pay – HMRC! You have got yourselves reamed By a pair of fake sheiks And the son-of-a gun run-ner And so you couldn’t pay – HMRC And so you couldn’t pay – HMRC Etc… Do we have a trumpeter for the bits in the middle? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedAndWhite91 Posted 26 January, 2010 Share Posted 26 January, 2010 Uh oh... I get that That means I'm... Don't worry, I get it, and I'm a young'un Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedAndWhite91 Posted 26 January, 2010 Share Posted 26 January, 2010 I like this, but would change to: Ohhhh Avram Grant likes Thai girls He likes some Asian fun And when he wants a blow job He heads to Unit One And when he gets his money he heads to Horton Heath A quick massage, a quick rub down and gentle hand relief! Ohhhhhh!! Definitely better, good effort! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tac-tics Posted 26 January, 2010 Share Posted 26 January, 2010 Hey crab lungs, cheers for the epic poster, someone should blow it up and have it at the match! allready on it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tac-tics Posted 26 January, 2010 Share Posted 26 January, 2010 Would they understand the shoe waving?The majority of my skate mates dont understand it..idiots. I know alot of the idiots that were on the 5 year banning list are planning on comming, may make a phone call Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint_clark Posted 26 January, 2010 Author Share Posted 26 January, 2010 Definitely better, good effort! Slight edit and added to original post. We got some f*cking crackers here Shame we won't be able to remember them all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedAndWhite91 Posted 26 January, 2010 Share Posted 26 January, 2010 Slight edit and added to original post. We got some f*cking crackers here Shame we won't be able to remember them all. Oi! Where is mine and Gemmel's recognition?! Krissyboy can't take all the credit for it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tac-tics Posted 26 January, 2010 Share Posted 26 January, 2010 Slight edit and added to original post. We got some f*cking crackers here Shame we won't be able to remember them all. more importantly, get it around the ground to understand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint_clark Posted 26 January, 2010 Author Share Posted 26 January, 2010 Oi! Where is mine and Gemmel's recognition?! Krissyboy can't take all the credit for it! Unfortunately i'd rather the original post was filled with actual chants rather than tributes to the hundreds of people who flicked through their thesaurus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedAndWhite91 Posted 26 January, 2010 Share Posted 26 January, 2010 Unfortunately i'd rather the original post was filled with actual chants rather than tributes to the hundreds of people who flicked through their thesaurus Lol fair enough, good point! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EFM Posted 26 January, 2010 Share Posted 26 January, 2010 Works of genius and huge laughs on here. Keep them coming! Got to remember, as CB Fry said, that they have to be short enough for us to remember. But so much to choose from! I do expect "fxck off Pxmpey, Pxmpey **** off" in response to any of their pathetic chimes. I believe this is usually censored by tv but who cares. I'm a bit worried that "pay up Pxmpey", good as it is may sound like big support for them? Got to take big **** take banners and I do hope the club will allow those. Great songs. Let's just take the **** non-stop between us scoring for fun. Oh no! This is so good I am going to have to pay me £5 to become a full member of the site. C'est la vie Pxmpey cxnts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
northam soul Posted 26 January, 2010 Share Posted 26 January, 2010 (To the tune of arry and jim) Harry and Pete took all your cash Harry and Pete took all your cash and so on (As kness up mother brown has been revived to that tune) Storrie took your cash, Storrie took your cash In the courtroom he must go with old saggy chops in tow when the ve been found guilty your club will be no more Storrie took, storrie took,storrie took your cash Oh Oh what a skate **** oi what a skate **** oi what a skate **** oi And mandric done you over too oo ooh (To the shall we sing a song for you chant) Shall we pay some tax for you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ericofarabia Posted 26 January, 2010 Share Posted 26 January, 2010 Please please please NO songs to the tune of Hairy and Quim or Amarillo. :mad: I've only just finished the therapy from last time around Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supersonic Posted 26 January, 2010 Share Posted 26 January, 2010 Is anyone else excited simply for the first goalkick and a huge... "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH YOU SKATE BASTARD"? my mate rang up the petersfield bookshop which is owned by the **** in the hat and shouted that down the phone to him lol was quality Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supersonic Posted 26 January, 2010 Share Posted 26 January, 2010 or, to the tune of fratton park is falling down The taxman's gunna shut you down shut you down shut you down The taxmans gunna shut you down poor old pompey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisPY Posted 26 January, 2010 Share Posted 26 January, 2010 my mate rang up the petersfield bookshop which is owned by the **** in the hat and shouted that down the phone to him lol was quality Hi, I live in the Petersfield area and I want a book. Could you tell me the number of a book shop in Petersfield. Thanks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sperm_john Posted 26 January, 2010 Share Posted 26 January, 2010 A nod to the Village People and YMCA. Probably a bit too long for the terraces - any good 'you-tubers' out there? POMPEY! You know you’re going down, I said – POMPEY! And your sh1tty old ground, Will be – WOUND UP! And your derelict town, Will be even more unhappy. NO CASH! So you’re going to hell, You’ve got – NO CASH! And a c*nt with a bell, So it’s – GOODBYE! And we’ll see you next year, Minus Ten in Blue-Square-Premier! Because you couldn’t pay – HMRC! Because you couldn’t pay – HMRC! You have got yourselves reamed By a pair of fake sheiks And the son-of-a gun run-ner And so you couldn’t pay – HMRC And so you couldn’t pay – HMRC Etc… Do we have a trumpeter for the bits in the middle? sheer genius Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darren1 Posted 26 January, 2010 Share Posted 26 January, 2010 Hi, I live in the Petersfield area and I want a book. Could you tell me the number of a book shop in Petersfield. Thanks. Shouldn't be too hard to find. There are only 2 bookshops in Petersfield (And I was asked not to put a link up) but one has a cheap tacky site (are you following me here???). And all of this talk of him having a bookshop, well he doesn't. He works in his MUM'S bookshop lol. "Today, it is a family business, with wife Ann and sons David and John also being partners":D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint_clark Posted 26 January, 2010 Author Share Posted 26 January, 2010 Shouldn't be too hard to find. There are only 2 bookshops in Petersfield (And I was asked not to put a link up) but one has a cheap tacky site (are you following me here???). And all of this talk of him having a bookshop, well he doesn't. He works in his MUM'S bookshop lol. "Today, it is a family business, with wife Ann and sons David and John also being partners" Sounds lovely. GOOGLE should be able to help, if I could be so BOLD. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diggers Posted 26 January, 2010 Share Posted 26 January, 2010 http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/70/PfldBkshpP1010019.JPG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StDunko Posted 26 January, 2010 Share Posted 26 January, 2010 Riquelme, what's the score? Riquelme, Riquelme, what's the score? It's Fratton today, but Tesco's tomorrow, It's Fratton today, But Tesco's tomorrow! The taxman is a Saints Fan, The taxman is a Saints Fan, La-la, la, la. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint_clark Posted 26 January, 2010 Author Share Posted 26 January, 2010 Well close this thread, the season is over for us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ericofarabia Posted 26 January, 2010 Share Posted 26 January, 2010 Well close this thread, the season is over for us. You'll have to do better with your smileys ... unless you aren't joking ... but there are plenty for that as well Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint_clark Posted 26 January, 2010 Author Share Posted 26 January, 2010 You'll have to do better with your smileys ... unless you aren't joking ... but there are plenty for that as well I would hope that a post like that wouldn't need smileys for people to understand it. But just in case :tfrag: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Cool Posted 27 January, 2010 Share Posted 27 January, 2010 To the tune of Motorhead's Ace of Spades... If you like to gamble, then Pompey is your team They win some, lose some, it's all the same to them Their pleasure is to play, they don't care if they cannot pay I don't share their greed, the only thing I need is The Saint Mary's The Saint Mary's Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chez Posted 27 January, 2010 Share Posted 27 January, 2010 You skate bastards continuously for five minutes would be nice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saints Warrior Posted 27 January, 2010 Share Posted 27 January, 2010 F**k off Pomp#y, Pomp#y F**k off. Borrow from Gaddafi, you`ll even borrow from Gaddafi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Block 5 Posted 27 January, 2010 Share Posted 27 January, 2010 You skate bastards continuously for ninety five minutes would be nice. Edit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Macey_J2 Posted 27 January, 2010 Share Posted 27 January, 2010 No-one sourced any skate like fishy inflatables yet?! A finding nemo lookalike wont cut the mustard! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seany S Posted 28 January, 2010 Share Posted 28 January, 2010 To the tune of "Who Ate All The Pies?", directed at Avram: Who had all the thais Who had all the thais You skate bastard you skate bastard You had all the thais Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaulSaint Posted 28 January, 2010 Share Posted 28 January, 2010 To the tune of "Who Ate All The Pies?", directed at Avram: Who had all the thais Who had all the thais You skate bastard you skate bastard You had all the thais Nice, but I would tweak it a little: Who had all the thais Down at unit one You fat bastard you skate bastard You've got Froggy Eyes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iowsaintsfan Posted 28 January, 2010 Share Posted 28 January, 2010 Someone come up with a song to "welcome" Avram. Preferably to include the words "unit" and "one" ;-) Have the sign: Welcome Avram Love Block one (Crossed Out) Then pened over the top Unit One! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DS Posted 28 January, 2010 Share Posted 28 January, 2010 An updated version of the where's your bell song: Ding dong ding dong, where's you club gone? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aqbadger Posted 28 January, 2010 Share Posted 28 January, 2010 Cheer up Sleepy Jean... Cheer up Pom-pey, Oh what can it mean, to a, skint Skate b*stard and a sh*t football teaaaaamm! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jawillwill Posted 28 January, 2010 Share Posted 28 January, 2010 To the 'lets all have a disco' tune: We've all got a website, We've all got a website, na na na na Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bender Posted 28 January, 2010 Share Posted 28 January, 2010 Where's ya website gona oh wheres your webstite gone. or simply Stand up if youve got a website. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fat Controller Posted 28 January, 2010 Share Posted 28 January, 2010 Money Money Money you owe the taxman money in your fake sheik world aaaaaah aaaaaaaaah Dream is all you can do cos you have no dirty money in your fake sheik world Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fat Controller Posted 28 January, 2010 Share Posted 28 January, 2010 there ******ed now for sending in their tax returns on line.... more fines from HMRC for paying late!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joffystevens Posted 28 January, 2010 Share Posted 28 January, 2010 A nod to the Village People and YMCA. Probably a bit too long for the terraces - any good 'you-tubers' out there? POMPEY! You know you’re going down, I said – POMPEY! And your sh1tty old ground, Will be – WOUND UP! And your derelict town, Will be even more unhappy. NO CASH! So you’re going to hell, You’ve got – NO CASH! And a c*nt with a bell, So it’s – GOODBYE! And we’ll see you next year, Minus Ten in Blue-Square-Premier! Because you couldn’t pay – HMRC! Because you couldn’t pay – HMRC! You have got yourselves reamed By a pair of fake sheiks And the son-of-a gun run-ner And so you couldn’t pay – HMRC And so you couldn’t pay – HMRC Etc… Do we have a trumpeter for the bits in the middle? haha that is fantastic if only everyone would sing it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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