jawillwill Posted 25 January, 2010 Share Posted 25 January, 2010 Would be useful to have a westwood chant handy. I thought he was banned for life? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bowers-sfc Posted 25 January, 2010 Share Posted 25 January, 2010 I thought he was banned for life? he is.... for having a twinkle on the seats:mad::tfrag: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oxfordshire_saint Posted 25 January, 2010 Share Posted 25 January, 2010 Someone needs to think up a clear, simple tune about Avram's love of Thai prossies. I wanna see him squirm in his seat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alehouseboys Posted 25 January, 2010 Share Posted 25 January, 2010 WHOS THAT STANDING OUTSIDE FRATTON, WHOS THAT KICKING DOWN THE DOOR, ITS THE BAILIFF AND HIS BOY MAKING ALL THE ******** NOISE, COS THE SKATES CAN'T BORROW ANYMOOOOOORE!! (to this tune ) easy The wheels on 'yer house go round and round, round and round, round and round, The wheels on 'yer house go round and round, all day long.... "does the taxman know your here" What about Two Sheiks and you fooked it up ? Westwood is a w4nker, He has a stupid bell. And when the skates go under, I hope he rots in hell. Shut them down Mr Taxman and we will love you more than can know. whoa ohh ohh (again to the mrs Robinson Tune) My faves so far tho "Shut them down Inland Revenue..." may fit better. My contribution, hoping they're selling the family jewels by then: "Blue-Few, you're always standing alone, Without more fans in your stands, Without a ground of your own" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmel Posted 25 January, 2010 Share Posted 25 January, 2010 Someone needs to think up a clear, simple tune about Avram's love of Thai prossies. I wanna see him squirm in his seat. avram likes the thai girls a quick sh@g or a blow but pompey didnt pay him so he could only afford one go (My old mans a dustbin) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dibden Purlieu Saint Posted 25 January, 2010 Share Posted 25 January, 2010 Would be useful to have a westwood chant handy. Who's the tosspot, who's the tosspot, who's the tosser with the drum, who's the tosser with the drum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pugwash Posted 25 January, 2010 Share Posted 25 January, 2010 Adam Ant: Stand and Deliver, Your Money, or you're ****ed... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Golac's Iron Gonads Posted 25 January, 2010 Share Posted 25 January, 2010 Someone needs to think up a clear, simple tune about Avram's love of Thai prossies. I wanna see him squirm in his seat. to the tune of 'my old man's a dustman' Avram's off to Thailand to get himself a pro he picked one up on the cheap but the hooker was a bloke ohhhhhhhhhhh repeat until he shifts uncomfortably on his buttocks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dibden Purlieu Saint Posted 25 January, 2010 Share Posted 25 January, 2010 ...followed by Status Quo with "DOWN, DOWN, DEEPER DOWN" "The Taxmans taken all your dough, And left you in your sh!tty home, Leaving you with **** all in the bank, It's relegation time, It's liquidation time. To Sunny Afternoon by the Kinks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Golac's Iron Gonads Posted 25 January, 2010 Share Posted 25 January, 2010 to the tune of 'And your bird can sing' by the Beatles you tell us that your team is better than ours and you're premier league but you're going down you're going down you say you've got better players and you're premier league but you're ****ing **** you're ****ing **** when your prized possessions are flogged on the cheap you may be awoken that you're **** that you're **** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedAndWhite91 Posted 25 January, 2010 Share Posted 25 January, 2010 avram likes the thai girls a quick sh@g or a blow but pompey didnt pay him so he could only afford one go (My old mans a dustbin) How about: Ohhhh Avram likes the Thai girls He likes some Asian fun And when he wants a quick shág He heads down to Unit One Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilsmer Posted 25 January, 2010 Share Posted 25 January, 2010 To the tune of Wild Rover. As Westwood's bell tolls, the truth becomes clear That the death of your club is now very near when you return to your slums, you may shed a tear Whilst all in Southampton will unite in cheer And its all Southampton, all Southampton FC... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
krissyboy31 Posted 25 January, 2010 Share Posted 25 January, 2010 How about: Ohhhh Avram likes the Thai girls He likes some Asian fun And when he wants a quick shág He heads down to Unit One I like this, but would change to: Ohhhh Avram Grant likes Thai girls He likes some Asian fun And when he wants a blow job He heads to Unit One And when he gets his money he heads to Horton Heath A quick massage, a quick rub down and gentle hand relief! Ohhhhhh!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmel Posted 25 January, 2010 Share Posted 25 January, 2010 Fook me I knew that lot down the road were thick, but this takes the biscuit. Seems they have a similar thread to this one, only there best song is "You can stick your nazi owner up your arse" http://www.fansonline.net/portsmouth/mb/view.php?id=224916 Do they not know who owned (Or probably does still) own them oh and apparently a family of four for the stockport game is 4 pounds and thats why we get such big crowds. Real bright sparks the lot of them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
for_heaven's_Saint Posted 25 January, 2010 Share Posted 25 January, 2010 Hows about this to the tune of Ring of fire by Johnny Cash: The tax man's here and you'll never find a buyer, Going down down down as the Saints are going higher, And it's down down down, Your sheiks are liars, Your sheiks are liars. Do do do do do do do dooooooooo Do do do do do do do doooooooooooooooooooo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nexstar Posted 25 January, 2010 Share Posted 25 January, 2010 Would be a great touch from Markus and Nicola Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supersonic Posted 25 January, 2010 Share Posted 25 January, 2010 "one team in Hampshire" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iowsaintsfan Posted 25 January, 2010 Share Posted 25 January, 2010 "one team in Hampshire" theres gunna be....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sperm_john Posted 25 January, 2010 Share Posted 25 January, 2010 How about a big sign = YOU'RE SH!T AND YOU'RE GOING DOWN... simple but effective ...on another note, i have this song on repeat ever since the draw was made = lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fat Controller Posted 25 January, 2010 Share Posted 25 January, 2010 how about this (to my old mans a dustman) Westwood is w*nker, he's such a F*cking tw*t We'll shove his bell straight up his *rse and then we'll burn his sh*tty hat. or to dirtee cash tune Arab talks, Arab talks Dirtee Cash for Pompey but None left to pay the v a t Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Griffo Posted 25 January, 2010 Share Posted 25 January, 2010 Would be a great touch from Markus and Nicola We can make a hostile atmosphere without the need for happy clappy scarves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pancake Posted 25 January, 2010 Share Posted 25 January, 2010 Could we get away with a banner saying: "Pompey - going down quicker than a Thai girl on Avram" ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nexstar Posted 25 January, 2010 Share Posted 25 January, 2010 We can make a hostile atmosphere without the need for happy clappy scarves. I didn't expect them to be intimidating - they're wool. But they would make for a better atmosphere, particularly when it's on TV. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iowsaintsfan Posted 25 January, 2010 Share Posted 25 January, 2010 could we get away with a banner saying: "pompey - going down quicker than a thai girl on avram" ? lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iowsaintsfan Posted 25 January, 2010 Share Posted 25 January, 2010 he is.... for having a twinkle on the seats:mad::tfrag: didnt he write an appoligy then was at the other game that season Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crab Lungs Posted 25 January, 2010 Share Posted 25 January, 2010 (edited) Edited 25 January, 2010 by Crab Lungs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy_Porter Posted 25 January, 2010 Share Posted 25 January, 2010 That's quality Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crab Lungs Posted 25 January, 2010 Share Posted 25 January, 2010 That's quality Cheers, 'twas bored last night! OK, new version uploaded now above... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
East Leake Saint Posted 25 January, 2010 Share Posted 25 January, 2010 Surely there has to a few choruses of "Your grounds too big for you" or "Stand up, if you've paid your tax" or "Shall we pay your tax for you" whilst waving Tenners in the air or "Sell your ground to Tesco, you're gonna sell your ground to Tesco" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Um Bongo Posted 25 January, 2010 Share Posted 25 January, 2010 edit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
exit2 Posted 25 January, 2010 Share Posted 25 January, 2010 would be great if you were not swearing in it! I know loads of people that would have that at work, but cant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
harwellsaint Posted 25 January, 2010 Share Posted 25 January, 2010 (edited) see below Edited 25 January, 2010 by harwellsaint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
harwellsaint Posted 25 January, 2010 Share Posted 25 January, 2010 Westwood is a w4nker, He has a stupid bell. And when the skates go under, I hope he rots in hell. how about hes fat hes bent his bell is up for rent Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crab Lungs Posted 25 January, 2010 Share Posted 25 January, 2010 would be great if you were not swearing in it! I know loads of people that would have that at work, but cant the original version didn't have the expletives! I would upload the censored version Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stmaxx Posted 25 January, 2010 Share Posted 25 January, 2010 how about don'tcha wish your owner was rich like ours etc feel free to add Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ericofarabia Posted 25 January, 2010 Share Posted 25 January, 2010 how about don'tcha wish your owner was rich like ours etc feel free to add Now you're talking .... quality Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gammon cheeks Posted 25 January, 2010 Share Posted 25 January, 2010 In your pompey slums , you look in the dustbin for something to eat , you find a dead fish and you fook it a treat , in your pompey slums Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crab Lungs Posted 25 January, 2010 Share Posted 25 January, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darren1 Posted 25 January, 2010 Share Posted 25 January, 2010 He's Fat He's Round, Rents Thai's for a hundred pound Avram Grant, Avram Grant Or if Westwood IS banned how about Ding Dong Ding Dong Where's Westwood gone...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisPY Posted 25 January, 2010 Share Posted 25 January, 2010 Avram Graaant Avram Graaant Down to Horton Heath he goes With a fiver in his pocket 'Cos he wants a cheeky blow To the 'Build a bonfire' tune. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintshay Posted 25 January, 2010 Share Posted 25 January, 2010 how about don'tcha wish your owner was rich like ours etc feel free to add like it too dont cha wish you could fill a ground like ours dont cha ?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
georgeismyname Posted 25 January, 2010 Share Posted 25 January, 2010 No, I will just make sure I make enough profit for it not to matter. :cool: Oh, and for those of you that like to dress up... May I suggest... http://www.acefancydress.co.uk/arab-fancy-dress-costume/world-costumes-2-arabian-costumes ok, i'm seriously considerin this but... is there any chance of gettin chucked out/rejected entry for wearin it? worth a quick email to the club to check?? what do you all reckon?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Um Bongo Posted 25 January, 2010 Share Posted 25 January, 2010 ok, i'm seriously considerin this but... is there any chance of gettin chucked out/rejected entry for wearin it? worth a quick email to the club to check?? what do you all reckon?? I've ordered one. Can't see it being a problem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint_clark Posted 25 January, 2010 Author Share Posted 25 January, 2010 (edited) I'm gonna get one too, and get "Agent Al Faraj" on the back of my Saints shirt to wear over the top. Edited 25 January, 2010 by Saint_clark Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul Chuckle Posted 25 January, 2010 Share Posted 25 January, 2010 did anyone else see this Skate bint on South today earlier??? Her comments in the most pikey accent ever 'you are Southampton, we are P*rtsmouth, bye bye' I bet the men in that town can't wait to get back home after our match if their are women of that class waiting for them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint_clark Posted 25 January, 2010 Author Share Posted 25 January, 2010 Can we get my video played on the big screen before the game? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
exit2 Posted 25 January, 2010 Share Posted 25 January, 2010 the original version didn't have the expletives! I would upload the censored version are you for it to be distributed lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
exit2 Posted 25 January, 2010 Share Posted 25 January, 2010 Fratton park is falling down,falling down,falling down fratton park is falling down,bye bye Pompey build it up with blue and white,blue and white,blue and white build it up with blue and white and call it "tesco" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loyal Saint Posted 25 January, 2010 Share Posted 25 January, 2010 Loving all these, good work fellas: Shut them down Inland Revenue and we will love you more than can know. whoa ohh ohh (to the mrs Robinson Tune) Fratton Park is a future block of flats, future block of flats etc Pompey Scum they owe loads Didn't pay the Tax man what he owes With a nick nack paddy wack give the dog a bone Poor old Pompey need a loan "Blue-Few, you're always standing alone, With **** all fans in your stands, Without a ground of your own" Ohhhh Avram Grant likes Thai girls He likes some Asian fun And when he wants a blow job He heads to Unit One And when he gets his money he heads to Horton Heath A quick massage, a quick rub down and gentle hand relief! Westwood is w*nker, he's such a F*cking tw*t We'll shove his bell straight up his *rse then we'll burn his sh*tty hat. Plus the Hollow, Hollow one and 'Who's that standing outside Fratton' Plenty of time to work on a few more :-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Macey_J2 Posted 25 January, 2010 Share Posted 25 January, 2010 Hey crab lungs, cheers for the epic poster, someone should blow it up and have it at the match! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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