Saints vs Pompey - Themes, Songs etc.

[jawillwill]

Would be useful to have a westwood chant handy.

 

I thought he was banned for life?

[bowers-sfc]

I thought he was banned for life?

 

he is.... for having a twinkle on the seats:mad::tfrag:

[oxfordshire_saint]

Someone needs to think up a clear, simple tune about Avram's love of Thai prossies.

 

I wanna see him squirm in his seat.

[alehouseboys]

WHOS THAT STANDING OUTSIDE FRATTON,

WHOS THAT KICKING DOWN THE DOOR,

ITS THE BAILIFF AND HIS BOY MAKING ALL THE ******** NOISE,

COS THE SKATES CAN'T BORROW ANYMOOOOOORE!!

 

(to this tune

)

 

easy

 

The wheels on 'yer house go round and round, round and round, round and round,

The wheels on 'yer house go round and round, all day long....

 

"does the taxman know your here"

 

What about

Two Sheiks and you fooked it up ?

 

Westwood is a w4nker,

He has a stupid bell.

And when the skates go under,

I hope he rots in hell.

 

Shut them down Mr Taxman and we will love you more than can know. whoa ohh ohh (again to the mrs Robinson Tune)

 

My faves so far tho "Shut them down Inland Revenue..." may fit better.

 

My contribution, hoping they're selling the family jewels by then:

 

"Blue-Few, you're always standing alone,

Without more fans in your stands,

Without a ground of your own"

[Gemmel]

Someone needs to think up a clear, simple tune about Avram's love of Thai prossies.

 

I wanna see him squirm in his seat.

 

avram likes the thai girls

a quick sh@g or a blow

but pompey didnt pay him

so he could only afford one go

 

(My old mans a dustbin)

[Dibden Purlieu Saint]

Would be useful to have a westwood chant handy.

 

Who's the tosspot, who's the tosspot, who's the tosser with the drum, who's the tosser with the drum.

[Pugwash]

Adam Ant:

 

Stand and Deliver,

Your Money, or you're ****ed...

[Golac's Iron Gonads]

Someone needs to think up a clear, simple tune about Avram's love of Thai prossies.

 

I wanna see him squirm in his seat.

 

to the tune of 'my old man's a dustman'

 

Avram's off to Thailand

to get himself a pro

he picked one up on the cheap

but the hooker was a bloke

 

ohhhhhhhhhhh

 

repeat until he shifts uncomfortably on his buttocks

[Dibden Purlieu Saint]

...followed by Status Quo with "DOWN, DOWN, DEEPER DOWN"

 

"The Taxmans taken all your dough,

And left you in your sh!tty home,

Leaving you with **** all in the bank,

It's relegation time,

It's liquidation time.

 

To Sunny Afternoon by the Kinks

[Golac's Iron Gonads]

to the tune of 'And your bird can sing' by the Beatles

 

you tell us that your team is better than ours

and you're premier league

but you're going down

you're going down

 

you say you've got better players

and you're premier league

but you're ****ing ****

you're ****ing ****

 

when your prized possessions

are flogged on the cheap

you may be awoken

that you're ****

that you're ****

[RedAndWhite91]

avram likes the thai girls

a quick sh@g or a blow

but pompey didnt pay him

so he could only afford one go

 

(My old mans a dustbin)

 

How about:

 

Ohhhh

Avram likes the Thai girls

He likes some Asian fun

And when he wants a quick shág

He heads down to Unit One

[Pilsmer]

To the tune of Wild Rover.

 

As Westwood's bell tolls, the truth becomes clear

That the death of your club is now very near

when you return to your slums, you may shed a tear

Whilst all in Southampton will unite in cheer

 

And its all Southampton, all Southampton FC...

[krissyboy31]

How about:

 

Ohhhh

Avram likes the Thai girls

He likes some Asian fun

And when he wants a quick shág

He heads down to Unit One

 

I like this, but would change to:

 

Ohhhh

Avram Grant likes Thai girls

He likes some Asian fun

And when he wants a blow job

He heads to Unit One

 

And when he gets his money he heads to Horton Heath

A quick massage, a quick rub down and gentle hand relief!

 

Ohhhhhh!!

[Gemmel]

Fook me I knew that lot down the road were thick, but this takes the biscuit.

 

Seems they have a similar thread to this one, only there best song is

 

 

"You can stick your nazi owner up your arse"

 

 

http://www.fansonline.net/portsmouth/mb/view.php?id=224916

 

Do they not know who owned (Or probably does still) own them

 

oh and apparently a family of four for the stockport game is 4 pounds and thats why we get such big crowds.

 

Real bright sparks the lot of them

[for_heaven's_Saint]

Hows about this to the tune of Ring of fire by Johnny Cash:

 

The tax man's here and you'll never find a buyer,

Going down down down as the Saints are going higher,

And it's down down down,

Your sheiks are liars,

Your sheiks are liars.

 

Do do do do do do do dooooooooo

Do do do do do do do doooooooooooooooooooo

[Nexstar]

 

Would be a great touch from Markus and Nicola

[supersonic]

"one team in Hampshire"

[Iowsaintsfan]

"one team in Hampshire"

 

theres gunna be.......

[sperm_john]

How about a big sign = YOU'RE SH!T AND YOU'RE GOING DOWN...

simple but effective ...on another note, i have this song on repeat ever since the draw was made = lol

[The Fat Controller]

how about this (to my old mans a dustman)

 

Westwood is w*nker,

he's such a F*cking tw*t

We'll shove his bell straight up his *rse

and then we'll burn his sh*tty hat.

 

or to dirtee cash tune

 

Arab talks, Arab talks

Dirtee Cash for Pompey

but None left to pay the v a t

[Griffo]

 

Would be a great touch from Markus and Nicola

 

We can make a hostile atmosphere without the need for happy clappy scarves.

[Pancake]

Could we get away with a banner saying:

 

"Pompey - going down quicker than a Thai girl on Avram"

 

?

[Nexstar]

We can make a hostile atmosphere without the need for happy clappy scarves.

 

I didn't expect them to be intimidating - they're wool. But they would make for a better atmosphere, particularly when it's on TV.

[Iowsaintsfan]

could we get away with a banner saying:

 

"pompey - going down quicker than a thai girl on avram"

 

?

 

 

lol

[Iowsaintsfan]

he is.... for having a twinkle on the seats:mad::tfrag:

 

 

didnt he write an appoligy then was at the other game that season

[Crab Lungs]

Edited 25 January, 2010 by Crab Lungs

[Andy_Porter]

That's quality

[Crab Lungs]

That's quality

 

Cheers, 'twas bored last night!

 

OK, new version uploaded now above...

[East Leake Saint]

Surely there has to a few choruses of

 

"Your grounds too big for you"

 

or

 

"Stand up, if you've paid your tax"

 

or

 

"Shall we pay your tax for you" whilst waving Tenners in the air

 

or

 

"Sell your ground to Tesco, you're gonna sell your ground to Tesco"

[Um Bongo]

edit

[exit2]

 

would be great if you were not swearing in it! I know loads of people that would have that at work, but cant

[harwellsaint]

see below

Edited 25 January, 2010 by harwellsaint

[harwellsaint]

Westwood is a w4nker,

He has a stupid bell.

And when the skates go under,

I hope he rots in hell.

 

how about

hes fat

hes bent

his bell is up for rent

[Crab Lungs]

would be great if you were not swearing in it! I know loads of people that would have that at work, but cant

 

the original version didn't have the expletives!

 

I would upload the censored version

[stmaxx]

how about

don'tcha wish your owner was rich like ours

etc feel free to add

[ericofarabia]

how about

don'tcha wish your owner was rich like ours

etc feel free to add

 

Now you're talking .... quality

[gammon cheeks]

In your pompey slums , you look in the dustbin for something to eat , you find a dead fish and you fook it a treat , in your pompey slums

[Crab Lungs]

[darren1]

He's Fat

He's Round,

Rents Thai's for a hundred pound

Avram Grant, Avram Grant

 

Or if Westwood IS banned how about

 

Ding Dong Ding Dong

Where's Westwood gone......

[ChrisPY]

Avram Graaant

Avram Graaant

Down to Horton Heath he goes

With a fiver in his pocket

'Cos he wants a cheeky blow

 

To the 'Build a bonfire' tune.

[saintshay]

how about

don'tcha wish your owner was rich like ours

etc feel free to add

 

like it too

 

dont cha wish you could fill a ground like ours dont cha ??

[georgeismyname]

No, I will just make sure I make enough profit for it not to matter. :cool:

 

Oh, and for those of you that like to dress up...

 

May I suggest... http://www.acefancydress.co.uk/arab-fancy-dress-costume/world-costumes-2-arabian-costumes

 

ok, i'm seriously considerin this

but... is there any chance of gettin chucked out/rejected entry for wearin it?

worth a quick email to the club to check??

what do you all reckon??

[Um Bongo]

ok, i'm seriously considerin this

but... is there any chance of gettin chucked out/rejected entry for wearin it?

worth a quick email to the club to check??

what do you all reckon??

 

I've ordered one. Can't see it being a problem.

[Saint_clark]

I'm gonna get one too, and get "Agent Al Faraj" on the back of my Saints shirt to wear over the top.

Edited 25 January, 2010 by Saint_clark

[Paul Chuckle]

 

did anyone else see this Skate bint on South today earlier??? Her comments in the most pikey accent ever

 

'you are Southampton, we are P*rtsmouth, bye bye'

 

I bet the men in that town can't wait to get back home after our match if their are women of that class waiting for them

[Saint_clark]

Can we get my video played on the big screen before the game?

[exit2]

the original version didn't have the expletives!

 

I would upload the censored version

 

are you for it to be distributed lol

[exit2]

Fratton park is falling down,falling down,falling down

fratton park is falling down,bye bye Pompey

build it up with blue and white,blue and white,blue and white

build it up with blue and white and call it "tesco"

[Loyal Saint]

Loving all these, good work fellas:

 

Shut them down Inland Revenue and we will love you more than can know. whoa ohh ohh (to the mrs Robinson Tune)

 

Fratton Park is a future block of flats, future block of flats etc

 

Pompey Scum they owe loads

Didn't pay the Tax man what he owes

With a nick nack paddy wack give the dog a bone

Poor old Pompey need a loan

 

"Blue-Few, you're always standing alone,

With **** all fans in your stands,

Without a ground of your own"

 

Ohhhh

Avram Grant likes Thai girls

He likes some Asian fun

And when he wants a blow job

He heads to Unit One

And when he gets his money he heads to Horton Heath

A quick massage, a quick rub down and gentle hand relief!

 

Westwood is w*nker,

he's such a F*cking tw*t

We'll shove his bell straight up his *rse

then we'll burn his sh*tty hat.

 

Plus the Hollow, Hollow one and 'Who's that standing outside Fratton'

 

Plenty of time to work on a few more :-)

[Macey_J2]

Hey crab lungs, cheers for the epic poster, someone should blow it up and have it at the match!