zsaint Posted 24 January, 2010 Share Posted 24 January, 2010 Portsmouth fc have announced this evening that due to their current financial plight that they will be travelling to Southampton for the cup game on the X27 bus service. It leaves from Gunwharf Quays Portsmouth at 0924, arriving West Quay Southampton at 1011. Commuters can travel between the two cities for just £4.80 return, and with the groupsaver deal, David James travels for free. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hypochondriac Posted 24 January, 2010 Share Posted 24 January, 2010 http://www.toyandgiftshop.co.uk/large-inflatable-fish-p-56486.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diggers Posted 24 January, 2010 Share Posted 24 January, 2010 yeah i looked earlier doesnt seem to be there anymore For the last game at their ****hole, I took 100 inflatable skates and handed them out, they were all over MOTD, I got them from a pound shop in woolston Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simon_UK Posted 24 January, 2010 Share Posted 24 January, 2010 HMRC to the tune of YMCA definately Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CLOTH EARS Posted 24 January, 2010 Share Posted 24 January, 2010 One for Westwood........ Who's that w....r with the bookshop who's the w....r with the bell Its ol Westwood in his hat and he looks a f***in t***t He's a 50 year old virgin aswell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint-luco Posted 24 January, 2010 Share Posted 24 January, 2010 One for Westwood........ Who's that w....r with the bookshop who's the w....r with the bell Its ol Westwood in his hat and he looks a f***in t***t He's a 50 year old virgin aswell like it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anothersaintinsouthsea Posted 24 January, 2010 Share Posted 24 January, 2010 "bankrupt pompey, pompey bankrupt" "we love the taxman we do, we love the taxman we do.............." "down and you're bankrupt, you're going down and you're bankrupt............." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spudders Posted 24 January, 2010 Share Posted 24 January, 2010 For the last game at their ****hole, I took 100 inflatable skates and handed them out, they were all over MOTD, I got them from a pound shop in woolston You spent £100 on inflatable skates! :smt107 Crikey! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spudders Posted 24 January, 2010 Share Posted 24 January, 2010 One for Westwood........ Who's that w....r with the bookshop who's the w....r with the bell Its ol Westwood in his hat and he looks a f***in t***t He's a 50 year old virgin aswell I was surprised to hear that he's actually got kids!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ooohTerryHurlock Posted 24 January, 2010 Share Posted 24 January, 2010 surely in the pre match build up our dj could pop TAXMAN on by the beatles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saints foreva Posted 24 January, 2010 Share Posted 24 January, 2010 Ding dong ding dong wheres your bell gone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gigersaint Posted 24 January, 2010 Share Posted 24 January, 2010 WHOS THAT STANDING OUTSIDE FRATTON, WHOS THAT KICKING DOWN THE DOOR, ITS THE BAILIFF AND HIS BOY MAKING ALL THE ******** NOISE, COS THE SKATES CAN'T BORROW ANYMOOOOOORE!! (to this tune ) Brilliant. Added to the original post Brilliant Absolutely love this one, would love love to hear that ringing around St Marys at full volume. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Keith Posted 24 January, 2010 Share Posted 24 January, 2010 think im going to photocopy a load of £20 notes and fly them into the skates section as paper aeroplanes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wild-saint Posted 24 January, 2010 Share Posted 24 January, 2010 Shut them down Mr Taxman and we will love you more than can know. whoa ohh ohh (again to the mrs Robinson Tune) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CLOTH EARS Posted 24 January, 2010 Share Posted 24 January, 2010 I was surprised to hear that he's actually got kids!! Hes obviously adopted them! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red And White Barmy Army Posted 24 January, 2010 Share Posted 24 January, 2010 There's only one valentine's day massacre, one valentine's day massacre... Pompey's going down with a billion owed to the bank, a billion owed to the bank, a billion owed to the bank, Pompey's going down with a billion owed to the bank, a billion owed to the bank, a billion owed to the bank, they're going dooooown, (every1 hits the deck) they're going dooooown, they're going down, they're going down... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint_clark Posted 24 January, 2010 Author Share Posted 24 January, 2010 There's only one valentine's day massacre, one valentine's day massacre... Pompey's going down with a billion owed to the bank, a billion owed to the bank, a billion owed to the bank, Pompey's going down with a billion owed to the bank, a billion owed to the bank, a billion owed to the bank, they're going dooooown, (every1 hits the deck) they're going dooooown, they're going down, they're going down... Check the very first song on this thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintsforlife7 Posted 24 January, 2010 Share Posted 24 January, 2010 Isn't it, Pompey's going down with no money in the bank? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diggers Posted 24 January, 2010 Share Posted 24 January, 2010 You spent £100 on inflatable skates! :smt107 Crikey! must admit I did/do get carried away when it comes to those pikeys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul75 Posted 24 January, 2010 Share Posted 24 January, 2010 Markus, Give em a wave, Markus, Marjus give em a wave Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul75 Posted 24 January, 2010 Share Posted 24 January, 2010 Sorry cant edit............ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
niceandfriendly Posted 24 January, 2010 Share Posted 24 January, 2010 Is anyone else excited simply for the first goalkick and a huge... "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH YOU SKATE BASTARD"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted 24 January, 2010 Share Posted 24 January, 2010 surely in the pre match build up our dj could pop TAXMAN on by the beatles Letter to the club required. Or a massive campaign. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pugwash Posted 24 January, 2010 Share Posted 24 January, 2010 surely in the pre match build up our dj could pop TAXMAN on by the beatles ...followed by Status Quo with "DOWN, DOWN, DEEPER DOWN" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint_clark Posted 24 January, 2010 Author Share Posted 24 January, 2010 Is anyone else excited simply for the first goalkick and a huge... "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH YOU SKATE BASTARD"? Hadn't even thought about that. It'll be Begovic in goal, a young keeper taking that kind of abuse - he won't know what hit him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedAndWhite91 Posted 24 January, 2010 Share Posted 24 January, 2010 Is anyone else excited simply for the first goalkick and a huge... "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH YOU SKATE BASTARD"? Yes!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tac-tics Posted 24 January, 2010 Share Posted 24 January, 2010 I am so excited.the stick i have gotten is disgusting, bring it on!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Posted 25 January, 2010 Share Posted 25 January, 2010 "Were having a party, when pompey go bust." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gordon Mockles Posted 25 January, 2010 Share Posted 25 January, 2010 Gambafreaks at half time - down down down Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sotonjoe Posted 25 January, 2010 Share Posted 25 January, 2010 http://www.toyandgiftshop.co.uk/large-inflatable-fish-p-56486.html BArgain!!!! Inflatable fish for just 99p people! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint_clark Posted 25 January, 2010 Author Share Posted 25 January, 2010 BArgain!!!! Inflatable fish for just 99p people! Might order a few of them... Nearly a metre long Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sotonjoe Posted 25 January, 2010 Share Posted 25 January, 2010 Might order a few of them... why not eh? something to bash around instead of beach balls etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hypochondriac Posted 25 January, 2010 Share Posted 25 January, 2010 http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Inflatable-toy-Nemo-clown-fish-22-job-lot-of-12_W0QQitemZ190324494781QQcmdZViewItemQQptZUK_WSJL_Wholesale_GL?hash=item2c503951bd Joblot of 12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torrent Of Abuse Posted 25 January, 2010 Share Posted 25 January, 2010 why not eh? something to bash around instead of beach balls etc. Just don't throw them on the pitch in front of OUR goal. Remember Liverpool v Sunderland(?)... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ericofarabia Posted 25 January, 2010 Share Posted 25 January, 2010 Now here's how Oh When The Saints should be sung ... maybe just a tad slower, but love the emphasis on the words 'Saints' and 'Ín' especially around the 2 min 40 sec bit. Big Lol at The Conductor bollocking the little scrotes who try to get it going faster And a version with a bit of menace to it ... lovely Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Paul C Posted 25 January, 2010 Share Posted 25 January, 2010 Someone on here must have a contact with the people who program the pre-match music. We'll here's a playlist The O Jays-For The Love Of Money Notorious Big-Mo Money Mo Problems Lil' Kim - Gettin Money (Get Money remix) Meat Loaf - Life Is My Money And I Want My Money Back Ice Cube - Get Money Spend Money No Money Chiodos - Bulls Make Money, Bears Make Money, Pigs Get Slaughtered 42nd Street Soundtrack - We're In the Money Abba - Money Money Money Babys, The - Money Badfinger - Money Damned, The - You Take My Money Daryl Hall - Money Changes Everything Alan Jackson - Right On The Money Beatles - Money (That's What I Want) Charli Baltimore - Money Beatles, The - Money Gamma Ray - Money Chicago - I Don't Want Your Money Def Squad - Get Da Money Hanson - Money That's What I Want Jackson Michael - Money Nate Dogg - My Money Girlysound - Money Kelly R - Get This Money Ratt - SHE WANTS MONEY Lauper Cyndi - Money Changes Everything Chumbawamba - Money Pink Floyd - Money UFO - Money, Money Jay-Z - Get This Money Tesla - Did It For The Money Berry Chuck - No Money Down The Beatles-Can't Buy Me Love I think it has a theme of some sort... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Bates Posted 25 January, 2010 Share Posted 25 January, 2010 The songs are done, now a name for the event.................. (no I never made it). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_neilo Posted 25 January, 2010 Share Posted 25 January, 2010 how about these- you'll never play here again,you'll never play here again Flog your Caravans, flog your caravans or ironically theres only 1 Arry Redknapp!! Like all of these. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StuRomseySaint Posted 25 January, 2010 Share Posted 25 January, 2010 Am trying to source some inflatable skates... once I have I will put them on ebay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ericofarabia Posted 25 January, 2010 Share Posted 25 January, 2010 Am trying to source some inflatable skates... once I have I will put them on ebay. Will we have to pay extra for unused ones :confused: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StuRomseySaint Posted 25 January, 2010 Share Posted 25 January, 2010 Will we have to pay extra for unused ones :confused: No, I will just make sure I make enough profit for it not to matter. :cool: Oh, and for those of you that like to dress up... May I suggest... http://www.acefancydress.co.uk/arab-fancy-dress-costume/world-costumes-2-arabian-costumes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ericofarabia Posted 25 January, 2010 Share Posted 25 January, 2010 No, I will just make sure I make enough profit for it not to matter. :cool: Oh, and for those of you that like to dress up... May I suggest... http://www.acefancydress.co.uk/arab-fancy-dress-costume/world-costumes-2-arabian-costumes Thats not Fancy Dress ... that's my Sunday (Friday) Best Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
krissyboy31 Posted 25 January, 2010 Share Posted 25 January, 2010 If by some chance they manage to sell their allocation, a rendition of "You've only come to see Southampton!" is in order. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nexstar Posted 25 January, 2010 Share Posted 25 January, 2010 Any chance of the club doing what Man City did in their derby and leave a scarf on the seat for every supporter? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scally Posted 25 January, 2010 Share Posted 25 January, 2010 This is how it feel to be Pompey This is how it feels to be sad This is how it feels when your sisters ****ging your dad Sung to the Inspiral Carpets...This is how it feels Chec out the replys below the video, loads of different versions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Didcot Saint Posted 25 January, 2010 Share Posted 25 January, 2010 Fratton Park is a future block of flats, future block of flats etc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
raucebysaint Posted 25 January, 2010 Share Posted 25 January, 2010 To the tune of Nick Nack Paddy Wack.. ( whilst waving £20 notes ) Pompey Scum they owe loads Didn't pay the Tax man what he owes With a nick nack paddy wack give the dog a bone Poor old Pompey need a loan Pompey Scum they owe loads Didn't pay the Tax man what he owes With a nick nack paddy wack give the dog a bone Get Ocean Finance on the phone.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
for_heaven's_Saint Posted 25 January, 2010 Share Posted 25 January, 2010 Wouldn't be the same without a rendition of 'You're sh!t, and you smell of fish' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
for_heaven's_Saint Posted 25 January, 2010 Share Posted 25 January, 2010 http://customplaymoney.com/default.aspx Design your own money, and they ship internationally Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martel Posted 25 January, 2010 Share Posted 25 January, 2010 Shut them down Mr Taxman and we will love you more than can know. whoa ohh ohh (again to the mrs Robinson Tune) There is of course a Beatles tune called "Tax man" from the revolver album, I am sure it would be easy to fit suitable lyrics to that tune. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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