zsaint Posted 24 January, 2010 Posted 24 January, 2010 Portsmouth fc have announced this evening that due to their current financial plight that they will be travelling to Southampton for the cup game on the X27 bus service. It leaves from Gunwharf Quays Portsmouth at 0924, arriving West Quay Southampton at 1011. Commuters can travel between the two cities for just £4.80 return, and with the groupsaver deal, David James travels for free.
hypochondriac Posted 24 January, 2010 Posted 24 January, 2010 http://www.toyandgiftshop.co.uk/large-inflatable-fish-p-56486.html
diggers Posted 24 January, 2010 Posted 24 January, 2010 yeah i looked earlier doesnt seem to be there anymore For the last game at their ****hole, I took 100 inflatable skates and handed them out, they were all over MOTD, I got them from a pound shop in woolston
CLOTH EARS Posted 24 January, 2010 Posted 24 January, 2010 One for Westwood........ Who's that w....r with the bookshop who's the w....r with the bell Its ol Westwood in his hat and he looks a f***in t***t He's a 50 year old virgin aswell
saint-luco Posted 24 January, 2010 Posted 24 January, 2010 One for Westwood........ Who's that w....r with the bookshop who's the w....r with the bell Its ol Westwood in his hat and he looks a f***in t***t He's a 50 year old virgin aswell like it
anothersaintinsouthsea Posted 24 January, 2010 Posted 24 January, 2010 "bankrupt pompey, pompey bankrupt" "we love the taxman we do, we love the taxman we do.............." "down and you're bankrupt, you're going down and you're bankrupt............."
Spudders Posted 24 January, 2010 Posted 24 January, 2010 For the last game at their ****hole, I took 100 inflatable skates and handed them out, they were all over MOTD, I got them from a pound shop in woolston You spent £100 on inflatable skates! :smt107 Crikey!
Spudders Posted 24 January, 2010 Posted 24 January, 2010 One for Westwood........ Who's that w....r with the bookshop who's the w....r with the bell Its ol Westwood in his hat and he looks a f***in t***t He's a 50 year old virgin aswell I was surprised to hear that he's actually got kids!!
ooohTerryHurlock Posted 24 January, 2010 Posted 24 January, 2010 surely in the pre match build up our dj could pop TAXMAN on by the beatles
Saints foreva Posted 24 January, 2010 Posted 24 January, 2010 Ding dong ding dong wheres your bell gone.
Gigersaint Posted 24 January, 2010 Posted 24 January, 2010 WHOS THAT STANDING OUTSIDE FRATTON, WHOS THAT KICKING DOWN THE DOOR, ITS THE BAILIFF AND HIS BOY MAKING ALL THE ******** NOISE, COS THE SKATES CAN'T BORROW ANYMOOOOOORE!! (to this tune ) Brilliant. Added to the original post Brilliant Absolutely love this one, would love love to hear that ringing around St Marys at full volume.
Saint Keith Posted 24 January, 2010 Posted 24 January, 2010 think im going to photocopy a load of £20 notes and fly them into the skates section as paper aeroplanes
wild-saint Posted 24 January, 2010 Posted 24 January, 2010 Shut them down Mr Taxman and we will love you more than can know. whoa ohh ohh (again to the mrs Robinson Tune)
CLOTH EARS Posted 24 January, 2010 Posted 24 January, 2010 I was surprised to hear that he's actually got kids!! Hes obviously adopted them!
Red And White Barmy Army Posted 24 January, 2010 Posted 24 January, 2010 There's only one valentine's day massacre, one valentine's day massacre... Pompey's going down with a billion owed to the bank, a billion owed to the bank, a billion owed to the bank, Pompey's going down with a billion owed to the bank, a billion owed to the bank, a billion owed to the bank, they're going dooooown, (every1 hits the deck) they're going dooooown, they're going down, they're going down...
Saint_clark Posted 24 January, 2010 Author Posted 24 January, 2010 There's only one valentine's day massacre, one valentine's day massacre... Pompey's going down with a billion owed to the bank, a billion owed to the bank, a billion owed to the bank, Pompey's going down with a billion owed to the bank, a billion owed to the bank, a billion owed to the bank, they're going dooooown, (every1 hits the deck) they're going dooooown, they're going down, they're going down... Check the very first song on this thread
saintsforlife7 Posted 24 January, 2010 Posted 24 January, 2010 Isn't it, Pompey's going down with no money in the bank?
diggers Posted 24 January, 2010 Posted 24 January, 2010 You spent £100 on inflatable skates! :smt107 Crikey! must admit I did/do get carried away when it comes to those pikeys.
Paul75 Posted 24 January, 2010 Posted 24 January, 2010 Markus, Give em a wave, Markus, Marjus give em a wave
niceandfriendly Posted 24 January, 2010 Posted 24 January, 2010 Is anyone else excited simply for the first goalkick and a huge... "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH YOU SKATE BASTARD"?
Badger Posted 24 January, 2010 Posted 24 January, 2010 surely in the pre match build up our dj could pop TAXMAN on by the beatles Letter to the club required. Or a massive campaign.
Pugwash Posted 24 January, 2010 Posted 24 January, 2010 surely in the pre match build up our dj could pop TAXMAN on by the beatles ...followed by Status Quo with "DOWN, DOWN, DEEPER DOWN"
Saint_clark Posted 24 January, 2010 Author Posted 24 January, 2010 Is anyone else excited simply for the first goalkick and a huge... "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH YOU SKATE BASTARD"? Hadn't even thought about that. It'll be Begovic in goal, a young keeper taking that kind of abuse - he won't know what hit him.
RedAndWhite91 Posted 24 January, 2010 Posted 24 January, 2010 Is anyone else excited simply for the first goalkick and a huge... "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH YOU SKATE BASTARD"? Yes!!!
Tac-tics Posted 24 January, 2010 Posted 24 January, 2010 I am so excited.the stick i have gotten is disgusting, bring it on!!!!!!!
Gordon Mockles Posted 25 January, 2010 Posted 25 January, 2010 Gambafreaks at half time - down down down
sotonjoe Posted 25 January, 2010 Posted 25 January, 2010 http://www.toyandgiftshop.co.uk/large-inflatable-fish-p-56486.html BArgain!!!! Inflatable fish for just 99p people!
Saint_clark Posted 25 January, 2010 Author Posted 25 January, 2010 BArgain!!!! Inflatable fish for just 99p people! Might order a few of them... Nearly a metre long
sotonjoe Posted 25 January, 2010 Posted 25 January, 2010 Might order a few of them... why not eh? something to bash around instead of beach balls etc.
hypochondriac Posted 25 January, 2010 Posted 25 January, 2010 http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Inflatable-toy-Nemo-clown-fish-22-job-lot-of-12_W0QQitemZ190324494781QQcmdZViewItemQQptZUK_WSJL_Wholesale_GL?hash=item2c503951bd Joblot of 12
Torrent Of Abuse Posted 25 January, 2010 Posted 25 January, 2010 why not eh? something to bash around instead of beach balls etc. Just don't throw them on the pitch in front of OUR goal. Remember Liverpool v Sunderland(?)...
ericofarabia Posted 25 January, 2010 Posted 25 January, 2010 Now here's how Oh When The Saints should be sung ... maybe just a tad slower, but love the emphasis on the words 'Saints' and 'Ín' especially around the 2 min 40 sec bit. Big Lol at The Conductor bollocking the little scrotes who try to get it going faster And a version with a bit of menace to it ... lovely
Saint Paul C Posted 25 January, 2010 Posted 25 January, 2010 Someone on here must have a contact with the people who program the pre-match music. We'll here's a playlist The O Jays-For The Love Of Money Notorious Big-Mo Money Mo Problems Lil' Kim - Gettin Money (Get Money remix) Meat Loaf - Life Is My Money And I Want My Money Back Ice Cube - Get Money Spend Money No Money Chiodos - Bulls Make Money, Bears Make Money, Pigs Get Slaughtered 42nd Street Soundtrack - We're In the Money Abba - Money Money Money Babys, The - Money Badfinger - Money Damned, The - You Take My Money Daryl Hall - Money Changes Everything Alan Jackson - Right On The Money Beatles - Money (That's What I Want) Charli Baltimore - Money Beatles, The - Money Gamma Ray - Money Chicago - I Don't Want Your Money Def Squad - Get Da Money Hanson - Money That's What I Want Jackson Michael - Money Nate Dogg - My Money Girlysound - Money Kelly R - Get This Money Ratt - SHE WANTS MONEY Lauper Cyndi - Money Changes Everything Chumbawamba - Money Pink Floyd - Money UFO - Money, Money Jay-Z - Get This Money Tesla - Did It For The Money Berry Chuck - No Money Down The Beatles-Can't Buy Me Love I think it has a theme of some sort...
Master Bates Posted 25 January, 2010 Posted 25 January, 2010 The songs are done, now a name for the event.................. (no I never made it).
saint_neilo Posted 25 January, 2010 Posted 25 January, 2010 how about these- you'll never play here again,you'll never play here again Flog your Caravans, flog your caravans or ironically theres only 1 Arry Redknapp!! Like all of these.
StuRomseySaint Posted 25 January, 2010 Posted 25 January, 2010 Am trying to source some inflatable skates... once I have I will put them on ebay.
ericofarabia Posted 25 January, 2010 Posted 25 January, 2010 Am trying to source some inflatable skates... once I have I will put them on ebay. Will we have to pay extra for unused ones :confused:
StuRomseySaint Posted 25 January, 2010 Posted 25 January, 2010 Will we have to pay extra for unused ones :confused: No, I will just make sure I make enough profit for it not to matter. :cool: Oh, and for those of you that like to dress up... May I suggest... http://www.acefancydress.co.uk/arab-fancy-dress-costume/world-costumes-2-arabian-costumes
ericofarabia Posted 25 January, 2010 Posted 25 January, 2010 No, I will just make sure I make enough profit for it not to matter. :cool: Oh, and for those of you that like to dress up... May I suggest... http://www.acefancydress.co.uk/arab-fancy-dress-costume/world-costumes-2-arabian-costumes Thats not Fancy Dress ... that's my Sunday (Friday) Best
krissyboy31 Posted 25 January, 2010 Posted 25 January, 2010 If by some chance they manage to sell their allocation, a rendition of "You've only come to see Southampton!" is in order.
Nexstar Posted 25 January, 2010 Posted 25 January, 2010 Any chance of the club doing what Man City did in their derby and leave a scarf on the seat for every supporter?
scally Posted 25 January, 2010 Posted 25 January, 2010 This is how it feel to be Pompey This is how it feels to be sad This is how it feels when your sisters ****ging your dad Sung to the Inspiral Carpets...This is how it feels Chec out the replys below the video, loads of different versions.
Didcot Saint Posted 25 January, 2010 Posted 25 January, 2010 Fratton Park is a future block of flats, future block of flats etc
raucebysaint Posted 25 January, 2010 Posted 25 January, 2010 To the tune of Nick Nack Paddy Wack.. ( whilst waving £20 notes ) Pompey Scum they owe loads Didn't pay the Tax man what he owes With a nick nack paddy wack give the dog a bone Poor old Pompey need a loan Pompey Scum they owe loads Didn't pay the Tax man what he owes With a nick nack paddy wack give the dog a bone Get Ocean Finance on the phone..
for_heaven's_Saint Posted 25 January, 2010 Posted 25 January, 2010 Wouldn't be the same without a rendition of 'You're sh!t, and you smell of fish'
for_heaven's_Saint Posted 25 January, 2010 Posted 25 January, 2010 http://customplaymoney.com/default.aspx Design your own money, and they ship internationally
martel Posted 25 January, 2010 Posted 25 January, 2010 Shut them down Mr Taxman and we will love you more than can know. whoa ohh ohh (again to the mrs Robinson Tune) There is of course a Beatles tune called "Tax man" from the revolver album, I am sure it would be easy to fit suitable lyrics to that tune.
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