saint1977 Posted 24 January, 2010 Posted 24 January, 2010 All great but we need a really simple one, easy for us all to remember and sing en masse: Whats that coming over the hill, is it a Bailiff, is it a Bailiff! Yes, that's a great one to get all of us singing. Also, "your support is f*cking sh*t" given their gates have been half of ours.
brianoneils slidingtackle Posted 24 January, 2010 Posted 24 January, 2010 Whose is going to put up the "caravan parking" signs on the M27 for the pikeys..
derry Posted 24 January, 2010 Posted 24 January, 2010 Yeah, but even if I could find someone to cover it, it's not worth it from a money point of view. I meant swop a block rather than give it away but I do know the difficulty, even worse with long haul.
RedWillie Posted 24 January, 2010 Posted 24 January, 2010 easy The wheels on 'yer house go round and round, round and round, round and round, The wheels on 'yer house go round and round, all day long....
Arizona Posted 24 January, 2010 Posted 24 January, 2010 I meant swop a block rather than give it away but I do know the difficulty, even worse with long haul. I will try, perhaps a bribe. If someone is willing to swap the exact same shift on a different day, I could bung them £50 to do it. Need to know which date it is first though.
dune Posted 24 January, 2010 Posted 24 January, 2010 To the tune of "where have all the flowers gone": (everyone wave a £20 note at the Skates while singing) Where has all the money gone, Pompeys going down Where has all the money gone, Where did it go? Where has all the money gone, Fratton Park is falling down When will the balliffs knock, when will the balliffs knock?
red gav Posted 24 January, 2010 Posted 24 January, 2010 I just love the pompey family as im sue you all know its sang to the adams family your mother is your sister Your father is your brother the pompey family or simply the wheels on your house go round and round
Golden Balls Posted 24 January, 2010 Posted 24 January, 2010 'We got loadsa money, we got loadsa money. la la la la
Channon's Sideburns Posted 24 January, 2010 Posted 24 January, 2010 I have to say Markus looks better than her Maj. If we all print one off can we bid for Pompey in the morning?
RedAndWhite91 Posted 24 January, 2010 Posted 24 January, 2010 I bet there is going to be a mong who starts singing "Southerners, Southerners, Southerners"...
Spudders Posted 24 January, 2010 Posted 24 January, 2010 Is this the way to liquidation, Pompey wiped from the face of our nation, even worse than relegation, And the Skates are f*cked again. Sha la la la la la la la, Sha la la la la la la la, Sha la la la la la la la, And the Skates are f*cked again. (We all know the tune. Let's rid ourselves of those horrible memories) I like this! It makes me shudder if I ever hear that song, I would love us to come up with a suitable version such as this, karma
saintkiptanui Posted 24 January, 2010 Posted 24 January, 2010 Surely we dont want Pompey to go Bankrupt we just want to beat them. If they went bust and did not exist then we would not have great matches like the one to come up in FebruaryHe didn't say that he said we need to take the **** out of there situation.
Arizona Posted 24 January, 2010 Posted 24 January, 2010 25,000 Saints fans waving £10 each at them would be 1/4 of a million quid.
dune Posted 24 January, 2010 Posted 24 January, 2010 My old man said be a Pompey fan I said **** off ******** your a **** your a **** I'd rather **** a bucket with a big hole in it Than be a Pompey fan for just a minute With hatchets and hammers Stanley knives and spanners We'll show those pikey bastards how to fight I'd rather **** a bucket with a big hole in it Than be a Pompey fan
mcjwills Posted 24 January, 2010 Posted 24 January, 2010 Whos that down at Horton Heath Whos that Sh@gging a whore The papers wont say or cant But we all know its Avram Grant The Fish ****er are going down
exit2 Posted 24 January, 2010 Posted 24 January, 2010 Hollow, hollow, hollow, Pompeys success is f*cking hollow, all that money you took, from that big russian crook, now your football clubs sat on death row Love it!
Gemmel Posted 24 January, 2010 Posted 24 January, 2010 Empty your monopoly money - You don't play it anymore and everybody throw monopoly money at them
Saint_clark Posted 24 January, 2010 Author Posted 24 January, 2010 Empty your monopoly money - You don't play it anymore and everybody throw monopoly money at them This, just fill a bag with monopoly money and lob it at them.
brianoneils slidingtackle Posted 24 January, 2010 Posted 24 January, 2010 I like the monopoly money idea....throw it in the air like confetti when the teams come out...for all sides of SMS
Arizona Posted 24 January, 2010 Posted 24 January, 2010 This, just fill a bag with monopoly money and lob it at them. No visual impact throwing a bag. Just use it as confetti.
Saint_clark Posted 24 January, 2010 Author Posted 24 January, 2010 No visual impact throwing a bag. Just use it as confetti. It will all spill out when in the air though, and you can get more distance on it.
Arizona Posted 24 January, 2010 Posted 24 January, 2010 It will all spill out when in the air though, and you can get more distance on it. *Saints web does not condone the use of bags of money as missiles at a football match*
Macey_J2 Posted 24 January, 2010 Posted 24 January, 2010 Is there anywhere that does sell inflatable flat fish? Ive looked on the grimsby website but cant find anything!
Saint_clark Posted 24 January, 2010 Author Posted 24 January, 2010 *Saints web does not condone the use of bags of money as missiles at a football match* Good point, wouldn't wanna get chucked out. Have to make do with the money going 2 feet in the air and then stopping dead
Iowsaintsfan Posted 24 January, 2010 Posted 24 January, 2010 Is there anywhere that does sell inflatable flat fish? Ive looked on the grimsby website but cant find anything! yeah i looked earlier doesnt seem to be there anymore
CanadaSaint Posted 24 January, 2010 Posted 24 January, 2010 Saints supporters sing this song, Doo-dah! doo-dah! And laugh at Pompey all day long, Doo-dah-doo-dah-day! We can smell them all from here, Doo-dah! doo-dah! Some are straight but most are queer, Doo-dah-doo-dah-day! We can sing this song, and wash it down with beers, ‘Cos nobody else will give a sh*t when Pompey disappears Harry screwed them worse than us, Doo-dah! doo-dah! We hate him, too, but that’s a plus, Doo-dah-doo-dah-day! We got Markus, they got fakes, Doo-dah! doo-dah! But they’re used to being no great sheikhs, Doo-dah-doo-dah-day! We can sing this song, and wash it down with beers, ‘Cos nobody else will give a sh*t when Pompey disappears We’re on the up and they’re on the down, Doo-dah! doo-dah! Back to the dole for that Westwood clown, Doo-dah-doo-dah-day! We’re in the midst of a reconstruct, Doo-dah! doo-dah! But not so Pompey, they are f*cked, Doo-dah-doo-dah-day! We can sing this song, and wash it down with beers, ‘Cos nobody else will give a sh*t when Pompey disappears Have a whip-round in the pubs, Doo-dah! doo-dah! Pay the taxman, pay the clubs, Doo-dah-doo-dah-day! The last step, folks, is a real gem, Doo-dah! doo-dah! The next ten years in the Blue Square Prem, Doo-dah-doo-dah-day! We can sing this song, and wash it down with beers, ‘Cos nobody else will give a sh*t when Pompey disappears
Rebel Posted 24 January, 2010 Posted 24 January, 2010 We can smell you over here! We can smell you over here!
Rebel Posted 24 January, 2010 Posted 24 January, 2010 (edited) saints supporters sing this song, doo-dah! Doo-dah! And laugh at pompey all day long, doo-dah-doo-dah-day! We can smell them all from here, doo-dah! Doo-dah! Some are straight but most are queer, doo-dah-doo-dah-day! we can sing this song, and wash it down with beers, ‘cos nobody else will give a sh*t when pompey disappears harry screwed them worse than us, doo-dah! Doo-dah! We hate him, too, but that’s a plus, doo-dah-doo-dah-day! We got markus, they got fakes, doo-dah! Doo-dah! But they’re used to being no great sheikhs, doo-dah-doo-dah-day! we can sing this song, and wash it down with beers, ‘cos nobody else will give a sh*t when pompey disappears we’re on the up and they’re on the down, doo-dah! Doo-dah! Back to the dole for that westwood clown, doo-dah-doo-dah-day! We’re in the midst of a reconstruct, doo-dah! Doo-dah! But not so pompey, they are f*cked, doo-dah-doo-dah-day! we can sing this song, and wash it down with beers, ‘cos nobody else will give a sh*t when pompey disappears have a whip-round in the pubs, doo-dah! Doo-dah! Pay the taxman, pay the clubs, doo-dah-doo-dah-day! The last step, folks, is a real gem, doo-dah! Doo-dah! The next ten years in the blue square prem, doo-dah-doo-dah-day! we can sing this song, and wash it down with beers, ‘cos nobody else will give a sh*t when pompey disappears genius! Edited 24 January, 2010 by Rebel
carljack Posted 24 January, 2010 Posted 24 January, 2010 All great but we need a really simple one, easy for us all to remember and sing en masse: Whats that coming over the hill, is it a Bailiff, is it a Bailiff! You will not beat this,I have already started singing it!
Rebel Posted 24 January, 2010 Posted 24 January, 2010 Something along the lines of: 'We all love the taxman more than you well know!' to the tune of Mrs Robinson!
carljack Posted 24 January, 2010 Posted 24 January, 2010 What about Two Sheiks and you fooked it up ?
vince Posted 24 January, 2010 Posted 24 January, 2010 All great but we need a really simple one, easy for us all to remember and sing en masse: Whats that coming over the hill, is it a Bailiff, is it a Bailiff! Nice one - that could catch on. How about... "One HMRC, there's only HMRC". "What's it like to see a crowd?" "Where are you when you're at home?" (assuming they bring the odd one or two, and all assuming they exist at all by then!)
SFC Forever Posted 24 January, 2010 Posted 24 January, 2010 Is there anywhere that does sell inflatable flat fish? Ive looked on the grimsby website but cant find anything! Pompey dockyard
Arizona Posted 24 January, 2010 Posted 24 January, 2010 Nice one - that could catch on. How about... "One HMRC, there's only HMRC". "What's it like to see a crowd?" "Where are you when you're at home?" (assuming they bring the odd one or two, and all assuming they exist at all by then!) To the tune of "YMCA" surely??? With the dance moves of course.
LatvianTolix Posted 24 January, 2010 Posted 24 January, 2010 One team in Hampshire, ......... the best chant for me.
John Cool Posted 24 January, 2010 Posted 24 January, 2010 A nice simple one to the tune of Go West.. You're skint, and your sheik's a fake You're skint, and your sheik's a fake You're skint, and your sheik's a fake You're skint, and your sheik's a fake
diggers Posted 24 January, 2010 Posted 24 January, 2010 Assuming its on the Sunday, this simple old classic fits Hark now hear Southampton sing, The skint few run away, and we will fight forever more Because of valentines day...
ChrisPY Posted 24 January, 2010 Posted 24 January, 2010 You can stick your red roses up your arse, Stick your red roses up your arse, Stick your red roses, Stick your red roses, Stick your red roses up you arse. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CBilUWQAjM
shurlock Posted 24 January, 2010 Posted 24 January, 2010 Would be useful to have a westwood chant handy.
The Majestic Channon Posted 24 January, 2010 Posted 24 January, 2010 How about whooooooooooah your'e skint ! for goal kicks?
The Majestic Channon Posted 24 January, 2010 Posted 24 January, 2010 Would be useful to have a westwood chant handy. Mummys boy by madness could have been written about him, to long for the terraces mind.
scottzoo Posted 24 January, 2010 Posted 24 January, 2010 he's here he's there he's ever ****ing where ****ging whores Avram Grant Avram Grant or something along these lines
diggers Posted 24 January, 2010 Posted 24 January, 2010 Hollow, hollow, hollow, Pompeys success is f*cking hollow, all that money you took, from that big russian crook, now your football clubs sat on death row Love it! Apart from the F ing not fitting I think this is quality, gets my vote.
scottzoo Posted 24 January, 2010 Posted 24 January, 2010 How about whooooooooooah your'e skint ! for goal kicks? nice
Evil Monkey Posted 24 January, 2010 Posted 24 January, 2010 Would be useful to have a westwood chant handy. Westwood is a w4nker, He has a stupid bell. And when the skates go under, I hope he rots in hell.
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