Arizona Posted 12 February, 2010 Share Posted 12 February, 2010 Just thought I'd change the words a little to this corker. Is this the way to liquidation, Pompey wiped from the face of our nation, Even worse than relegation, And they won't be back again. Sha la la la la la la la, (Wound Up) Sha la la la la la la la, (Wound Up) Sha la la la la la la la, And they won't be back again. Is this the way to Amarillo (Armageddon?) Correct answer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint_clark Posted 12 February, 2010 Author Share Posted 12 February, 2010 Just thought I'd change the words a little to this corker. Is this the way to liquidation, Pompey wiped from the face of our nation, Even worse than relegation, And they won't be back again. Sha la la la la la la la, (Wound Up) Sha la la la la la la la, (Wound Up) Sha la la la la la la la, And they won't be back again. Is this the way to Amarillo (Armageddon?) Edited in the OP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whizzpop Posted 12 February, 2010 Share Posted 12 February, 2010 How about a song to appeal to both fans, Harry and Jim ..ur having a laugh" for old times sakes (or should that be skates) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint_clark Posted 12 February, 2010 Author Share Posted 12 February, 2010 How about a song to appeal to both fans, Harry and Jim ..ur having a laugh" for old times sakes (or should that be skates) Any updates on your location mate? I see he's scored 8 goals in 14 games in the Norwegian First Division; http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jason_St_Juste Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lobbster Posted 12 February, 2010 Share Posted 12 February, 2010 Anyone know when i can find the picture of james beattie celerating infront of the skates when we beat the in the carling cup? Thanks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintoli Posted 12 February, 2010 Share Posted 12 February, 2010 To the tune of nik nak paddywack (nicked of Citeh) P-O-M P-E-Y youre club has been bled dry, with a nik nak paddywack, give a dog a bone, call ocean finance on the phone. or maybe not! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whizzpop Posted 12 February, 2010 Share Posted 12 February, 2010 Any updates on your location mate? I see he's scored 8 goals in 14 games in the Norwegian First Division; http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jason_St_Juste fingers crossed he'll catch the eye of Pards! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Um Bongo Posted 12 February, 2010 Share Posted 12 February, 2010 Everybody wants you, Everybody wants you gone, Into Liquidation you must go.... Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na Pompey's going bust, Going bust, Pompey's going bust Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na Pompey's going bust, Going bust, Pompey's going bust *Do do do do do do do do, do do do do do do, do do do do do do dooooo, do do* Nobody wants to buy you, Nobody wants your ****ty club, 6 more days untill it's bye oh bye... Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na Pompey's going bust, Going bust, Pompey's going bust Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na Pompey's going bust, Going bust, Pompey's going bust Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carljack Posted 12 February, 2010 Share Posted 12 February, 2010 Your ****, And You Smell Of Fish This along with my own copyrighted Two Sheiks and you Fooked it up ! Simple easy to remember and Funny as Fook! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dibden Purlieu Saint Posted 12 February, 2010 Share Posted 12 February, 2010 What's that coming over the hill...It's liquidation, it's liquidatioooonnnn! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Octopus Posted 12 February, 2010 Share Posted 12 February, 2010 Anyone know when i can find the picture of james beattie celerating infront of the skates when we beat the in the carling cup? Thanks No but this is good, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ART Posted 12 February, 2010 Share Posted 12 February, 2010 The old Bandaid "Feed the World" Christmas song comes in most appropriate "And there won't be any pay in Skateland this coming springtime The greatest gift they'll get this year is life (Oooh) Where no one ever pays No survival, they're counting the days. Do they know it's Winding up time at all? "Feed the Skates, let them know it's closing time Feed the Skates, spare a nickel, spare a dime. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint_clark Posted 12 February, 2010 Author Share Posted 12 February, 2010 The old Bandaid "Feed the World" Christmas song comes in most appropriate "And there won't be any pay in Skateland this coming springtime The greatest gift they'll get this year is life (Oooh) Where no one ever pays No survival, they're counting the days. Do they know it's Winding up time at all? "Feed the Skates, let them know it's closing time Feed the Skates, spare a nickel, spare a dime. Not seen this then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintmonkey1979 Posted 12 February, 2010 Share Posted 12 February, 2010 Everybody wants you, Everybody wants you gone, Into Liquidation you must go.... Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na Pompey's going bust, Going bust, Pompey's going bust Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na Pompey's going bust, Going bust, Pompey's going bust *Do do do do do do do do, do do do do do do, do do do do do do dooooo, do do* Nobody wants to buy you, Nobody wants your ****ty club, 6 more days untill it's bye oh bye... Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na Pompey's going bust, Going bust, Pompey's going bust Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na Pompey's going bust, Going bust, Pompey's going bust Just the chorus would do it. Simple, catchy, funny. Nice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The9 Posted 12 February, 2010 Share Posted 12 February, 2010 Just thought I'd change the words a little to this corker. Is this the way to liquidation, Pompey wiped from the face of our nation, Even worse than relegation, And they won't be back again. Sha la la la la la la la, (Wound Up) Sha la la la la la la la, (Wound Up) Sha la la la la la la la, And they won't be back again. Is this the way to Amarillo (Armageddon?) Got to keep bumping this one, catchy, easy to learn and God dammit I have had 5 years of hating that since Fratton. Also utterly independent of activities on the pitch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatpix2003 Posted 12 February, 2010 Share Posted 12 February, 2010 I can't post a new thread but i've been let down by someone for tomorrows game, I got them a ticket but now they're not coming, so I have a spare adult ticket in the chapel for tomorrow, pm me if anyone wants it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Right sider Posted 12 February, 2010 Share Posted 12 February, 2010 There is a thread for spare tickets, and no one can PM you as you are not a full member. HTH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatpix2003 Posted 12 February, 2010 Share Posted 12 February, 2010 Oh right sorry, how am I not a full member then if I've paid my fiver? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Right sider Posted 12 February, 2010 Share Posted 12 February, 2010 Just going by the 'Registered User' under your name. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loyal Saint Posted 12 February, 2010 Share Posted 12 February, 2010 Build a bonfire, Build a bonfire, Put the P*mpey on the top Lob some more skates in the middle Then we'll burn the ****ing lot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1960saint Posted 12 February, 2010 Share Posted 12 February, 2010 ........ 'your going bust,' .......... 'your going bust,' , ............. 'pompey going bust' ........to the tune of 'three lions on my chest'. 'CHEER UP AVRAM GRUNT' YOUR SISTER IS YOUR MOTHER, HA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stockportsaint Posted 12 February, 2010 Share Posted 12 February, 2010 These two could realistically be sung on the day. Pretty much all the other songs on here just won't be. Loads are funny and it is a great thread but never going to happen. Just sing "you're going out of business" over and over and over again. And "you're going down". And "we've got more fans than you". And "we're going to Wembley" if we're winning or not, because we will be. [assuming we do the business a couple of days before of course]. I think in football chants it is possible to have too much material and good lord do we have too much material on that lot down the road. +1 - they need to be kept simple. Not seen it in the thread yet, how about a nice simple one liner, repeated until bored: "Taxman's gonna get ya, Taxman's gonna get ya" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gupster1 Posted 12 February, 2010 Share Posted 12 February, 2010 Avram, wheres your whore ? Avram Avram wheres your whore ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tractor_Saint Posted 12 February, 2010 Share Posted 12 February, 2010 Well done to Exit2 - all ready for tomorrow now Will wave them throughout the match and throw them at the nearest skate at the end Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint_clark Posted 12 February, 2010 Author Share Posted 12 February, 2010 Tractor, that is quality Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S-Clarke Posted 12 February, 2010 Share Posted 12 February, 2010 that is brilliant tractor! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint_clark Posted 12 February, 2010 Author Share Posted 12 February, 2010 How many have you printed off? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dune Posted 12 February, 2010 Share Posted 12 February, 2010 This tune applies to how i'm feeling now. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tBrUjvONIrA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tractor_Saint Posted 12 February, 2010 Share Posted 12 February, 2010 How many have you printed off? Not enough Merged six per A4 page and probably printed out 5 pages or so... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SW11_Saint Posted 12 February, 2010 Share Posted 12 February, 2010 Avram wants a lady, He needs to spill his load, If he wants a 'happy ending' We're close to Derby Road! (to 'My old mans a dustman') Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tractor_Saint Posted 12 February, 2010 Share Posted 12 February, 2010 This tune applies to how i'm feeling now. Come on, soft lad. Cast your mind forward a few hours and play this LOUD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint_clark Posted 12 February, 2010 Author Share Posted 12 February, 2010 Come on, soft lad. Cast your mind forward a few hours and play this LOUD Better version with opening That has become the unofficial Saints anthem for me, since the Markus Liebherr video. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Channon's Sideburns Posted 12 February, 2010 Share Posted 12 February, 2010 Another song for tomorrow. Stealers Wheel - Stuck in the Middle with You A song for Storrie.... 'Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right...here i am, stuck in the boardroom with you' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Mark Posted 12 February, 2010 Share Posted 12 February, 2010 Got to keep bumping this one, catchy, easy to learn and God dammit I have had 5 years of hating that since Fratton. Also utterly independent of activities on the pitch. Absolutely, still haunted by Ammarillo at Fratton too - We MUST ALL join in and enjoy their demise - even if we get thrashed! Sing it loud and be proud. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benjii Posted 12 February, 2010 Share Posted 12 February, 2010 "One Peter Storrie"... after all, odious slime-ball he may be, but he's a Saints legend for what he's done down there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dune Posted 12 February, 2010 Share Posted 12 February, 2010 "One Peter Storrie"... after all, odious slime-ball he may be, but he's a Saints legend for what he's done down there. And us loving him, would make them hate him more, would mean more upheavel, would mean another nail in their coffin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bensfcno1 Posted 12 February, 2010 Share Posted 12 February, 2010 No but this is good, Great memories! Listen to the last few seconds 'Saints going marching into 4th place' To other post - PLEASE NO AMMERILLO realted songs, if you went to the away game in 2005 you will not want this to come back and haunt you! if it comes on in my student union i have to go to the toilet it is that painful to listen to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arizona Posted 12 February, 2010 Share Posted 12 February, 2010 Great memories! Listen to the last few seconds 'Saints going marching into 4th place' To other post - PLEASE NO AMMERILLO realted songs, if you went to the away game in 2005 you will not want this to come back and haunt you! if it comes on in my student union i have to go to the toilet it is that painful to listen to. Win, lose or draw, singing it to the Skates as they go into financial meltdown would surely erase the pain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedAndWhite91 Posted 12 February, 2010 Share Posted 12 February, 2010 Great avatar Arizona Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Griffo Posted 12 February, 2010 Share Posted 12 February, 2010 Holding up red and white cards, how unbelievably gay. We need to make the atmosphere hostile for **** sake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abesaint Posted 13 February, 2010 Share Posted 13 February, 2010 Literally I'm buzzing for this! I can't wait til kick off! POMPEY'S GOING DOWN WITH NO MONEY IN THE BANK! COME ON SAINTS!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bensfcno1 Posted 13 February, 2010 Share Posted 13 February, 2010 Win, lose or draw, singing it to the Skates as they go into financial meltdown would surely erase the pain. Yes but not that tune! PLEASE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ericofarabia Posted 13 February, 2010 Share Posted 13 February, 2010 As already stated ABSOLUTELY NO AMARILLO or HARRY AND JIM tunes :vom::smt011 :smt086 Also no Pay Up Pompey .... sounds to much like the proper version and might get TV audience thinking the skates are in good voice Come on you Saints ....hopefully there will be plenty of Lets go firkin mental/lets all have a disco celebrations to be had. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_saint_nick Posted 13 February, 2010 Share Posted 13 February, 2010 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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