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No prizes for subtlety or wit, but easy to sing...

 

Oh when the Skates go f***ing bust

Oh when the Skates go f***ing bust

I wanna be in that number

When the Skates go f***ing bust!

Posted
Everyone make sure you have either a £10 note or a £20 note to wave at the Skates. This is not an optional requirement, it's mandatory.:)

 

Print these

 

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Posted

Your grounds too big for you

Your grounds too big for you

Your grounds too big for you

Your grounds too big for you

 

(to the tune of "Your grounds too big for you")

Posted

Text doing the rounds, sent it out to some of you:

 

Pompey chief executive Peter Storrie meets with the HMRC about the outstanding tax bill.

The officer tells him "I'm going to let you off with the £11.5million tax bill as I'm a great admirer of Pompey and think they are a fantastic club".

Storrie in a starled manor replies "really?"

In which the tax officer says "no, I'm winding you up"

Posted
So now we are near the event, what are majority of you guys doing ?

 

Monoploy money for confetti ?

Waving £10 notes at the skates ?

 

Anything else I need to take ? :)

 

Red and white balloons!

 

Oh and dont throw the wrong ones!

Posted

Here's another:

To the tune of "My Old Man's A Dustman" (remember it?)

 

Oh Pompey is a football club

Where the players don't get paid

And the High Court's going to wind you up

While Avram's getting laid

You're trading whilst insolvent

But don't you wail and blub

You can come and support Southampton

It's the world's best football club

 

OH

Posted

How about a good old bout of "Cheat! Cheat! Cheat!" whenever they get the ball?

 

Easy for everyone to get into and not as annoying as whistling. We should certainly barrack them the second they get the ball.

Posted
How about a good old bout of "Cheat! Cheat! Cheat!" whenever they get the ball?

 

Easy for everyone to get into and not as annoying as whistling. We should certainly barrack them the second they get the ball.

 

Booing or whistling every time they get the ball would be bloody good.

Posted

'I'd rather burn in hell than be a skate'

'I'd rather burn in hell than be a skate'

'Cos your town is full of *****rs, and you all **** fish for dinner'

'I'd rather burn in hell than be a skate'

 

Or

 

'I'd rather burn in hell than be a skate'

'I'd rather burn in hell than be a skate'

'Cos your clubs got no money, and you like to **** your Mummy'

'I'd rather burn in hell than be a skate'

 

To the tune of 'She'll be coming round the mountain'

Posted

Instead of the old "you'll never plat here again"

 

Remove "here" and then its just;

Again,

You'll never play agin,

You'l never play again,

You'll never play again!!

Posted
to ''never walk alone''

 

''wound up,

wound up,

with no cash in the bank,

and you'll never play again,

you'll never play again!''

 

This is a touch of genius, can just see those tenners in the air waving as we sing.

Posted

Grant, Grant, whatever your name may be,

You **** hookers in Eeeeastleigh

But it could be worse, it could be your gran

****in fish in your caravan

Posted

Skate c**t, you are soon going down.

I said, Skate c**t, do you like our nice ground.

I said, Skate c**t, 'cause you're in a posh town

There's no need to be unhappy.

 

Skate c**t, there's a place you can go.

I said, Skate c**t, when you're short on your dough.

Avrams been there, and I'm sure you will find

Many ways to have a good time.

 

And we're all singing for the H-M-R-C.

It's fun to laugh at the H-M-R-C.

 

etc....

Posted
Grant, Grant, whatever your name may be,

You **** hookers in Eeeeastleigh

But it could be worse, it could be your gran

****in fish in your caravan

 

Yes! This must be sung tommorrow.

Posted
Grant, Grant, whatever your name may be,

You **** hookers in Eeeeastleigh

But it could be worse, it could be your gran

****in fish in your caravan

 

or

 

Grant, Grant, wherever you may be

You sh*g hookers in Eeeeeeeeastleigh

It could be worse, could be a proper skate,

Taking your sister out on a date.

Posted

To Rolling Stones "This could be the last time"

 

This could be your last game

This could be your last game

Maybe your last game

And we don`t care

Posted

Just thought I'd change the words a little to this corker.

 

Is this the way to liquidation,

Pompey wiped from the face of our nation,

Even worse than relegation,

And they won't be back again.

Sha la la la la la la la, (Wound Up)

Sha la la la la la la la, (Wound Up)

Sha la la la la la la la,

And they won't be back again.

 

Is this the way to Amarillo (Armageddon?)

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How about:

 

"6 days, you've only got 6 days!"

 

"Que sera sera, what ever will be will be, you'll soon be history, que sera sera"

 

even "You'll all be Saints fans next week, Saints fans next week....." as the wont have a club to support hopefully :-)

Posted

In St Mary's,

Concrete jungle where Portsmouth dreams are ended,

Theres nothing Saints can’t do,

Now you’re at St Mary's,

These stands will make you feel brand new,

The team will inspire you,

Lets here it for Southampton, Southampton, Southampton

Posted
Just thought I'd change the words a little to this corker.

 

Is this the way to liquidation,

Pompey wiped from the face of our nation,

Even worse than relegation,

And they won't be back again.

Sha la la la la la la la, (Wound Up)

Sha la la la la la la la, (Wound Up)

Sha la la la la la la la,

And they won't be back again.

 

Is this the way to Amarillo (Armageddon?)

 

This is ace!

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