John Cool Posted 10 February, 2010 Posted 10 February, 2010 No prizes for subtlety or wit, but easy to sing... Oh when the Skates go f***ing bust Oh when the Skates go f***ing bust I wanna be in that number When the Skates go f***ing bust!
Jimmy_D Posted 10 February, 2010 Posted 10 February, 2010 like the old Wiiimble-don wiiimble-don chant... A.F-C A.F-C
exit2 Posted 10 February, 2010 Posted 10 February, 2010 Everyone make sure you have either a £10 note or a £20 note to wave at the Skates. This is not an optional requirement, it's mandatory. Print these
docker-p Posted 10 February, 2010 Posted 10 February, 2010 Your grounds too big for you Your grounds too big for you Your grounds too big for you Your grounds too big for you (to the tune of "Your grounds too big for you")
Thedelldays Posted 10 February, 2010 Posted 10 February, 2010 your grounds too big for you your grounds too big for you your grounds too big for you your grounds too big for you (to the tune of "your grounds too big for you") .
saintedwill Posted 11 February, 2010 Posted 11 February, 2010 Avram Grant has sh*gged your mum, Sh*gged your mum Sh*gged your mum Avram Grant has sh*gged your mum, Pay up Pompey
Tac-tics Posted 11 February, 2010 Posted 11 February, 2010 Text doing the rounds, sent it out to some of you: Pompey chief executive Peter Storrie meets with the HMRC about the outstanding tax bill. The officer tells him "I'm going to let you off with the £11.5million tax bill as I'm a great admirer of Pompey and think they are a fantastic club". Storrie in a starled manor replies "really?" In which the tax officer says "no, I'm winding you up"
dellgirl Posted 11 February, 2010 Posted 11 February, 2010 You're **** ,you're broke, your clubs a f***ing joke PFC PFC....
warsash saint Posted 11 February, 2010 Posted 11 February, 2010 So now we are near the event, what are majority of you guys doing ? Monoploy money for confetti ? Waving £10 notes at the skates ? Anything else I need to take ?
Iowsaintsfan Posted 11 February, 2010 Posted 11 February, 2010 So now we are near the event, what are majority of you guys doing ? Monoploy money for confetti ? Waving £10 notes at the skates ? Anything else I need to take ? Red and white balloons! Oh and dont throw the wrong ones!
Saint_clark Posted 11 February, 2010 Author Posted 11 February, 2010 Red and white balloons! Oh and dont throw the wrong ones! Chuck them all in front of the Pompey goal...
oracle saint Posted 11 February, 2010 Posted 11 February, 2010 Here's another: To the tune of "My Old Man's A Dustman" (remember it?) Oh Pompey is a football club Where the players don't get paid And the High Court's going to wind you up While Avram's getting laid You're trading whilst insolvent But don't you wail and blub You can come and support Southampton It's the world's best football club OH
Saint_clark Posted 11 February, 2010 Author Posted 11 February, 2010 I am soooo looking forward to that
saintbletch Posted 11 February, 2010 Posted 11 February, 2010 Could we sing "We've got a fit and proper chairman" ?
Loyal Saint Posted 11 February, 2010 Posted 11 February, 2010 To Blue Moon: Blue few, Your time is up, CHEERIO, Poor little skates with no club, Forever in our shadow
StDunko Posted 11 February, 2010 Posted 11 February, 2010 Another tune to be played before kick off. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hkYJ7ADyKU
Um Bongo Posted 11 February, 2010 Posted 11 February, 2010 Another tune to be played before kick off. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hkYJ7ADyKU No No No. What relevence has it to Saints? Followed by Just before the teams walk out the tunnell.
benjii Posted 11 February, 2010 Posted 11 February, 2010 How about a good old bout of "Cheat! Cheat! Cheat!" whenever they get the ball? Easy for everyone to get into and not as annoying as whistling. We should certainly barrack them the second they get the ball.
Griffo Posted 11 February, 2010 Posted 11 February, 2010 How about a good old bout of "Cheat! Cheat! Cheat!" whenever they get the ball? Easy for everyone to get into and not as annoying as whistling. We should certainly barrack them the second they get the ball. Booing or whistling every time they get the ball would be bloody good.
Saint_clark Posted 11 February, 2010 Author Posted 11 February, 2010 Booing or whistling every time they get the ball would be bloody good. Booing for me, I can't sustain a whistle to save my life.
maysie Posted 11 February, 2010 Posted 11 February, 2010 'I'd rather burn in hell than be a skate' 'I'd rather burn in hell than be a skate' 'Cos your town is full of *****rs, and you all **** fish for dinner' 'I'd rather burn in hell than be a skate' Or 'I'd rather burn in hell than be a skate' 'I'd rather burn in hell than be a skate' 'Cos your clubs got no money, and you like to **** your Mummy' 'I'd rather burn in hell than be a skate' To the tune of 'She'll be coming round the mountain'
The9 Posted 12 February, 2010 Posted 12 February, 2010 Forgot the classic... Dry Your Eyes Skate I know it's hard to take but you are going bankrupt Plenty more fish in the sea...
Graffito Posted 12 February, 2010 Posted 12 February, 2010 Tell Liebherr Liebherr To put the champagne on ice We're going to Wembley twice Que sera sera.
diggers Posted 12 February, 2010 Posted 12 February, 2010 Instead of the old "you'll never plat here again" Remove "here" and then its just; Again, You'll never play agin, You'l never play again, You'll never play again!!
hamster Posted 12 February, 2010 Posted 12 February, 2010 Small Town near Pompey We're just a small Town near Pompey lots of lols
Tomobz Posted 12 February, 2010 Posted 12 February, 2010 to ''never walk alone'' ''wound up, wound up, with no cash in the bank, and you'll never play again, you'll never play again!''
Right sider Posted 12 February, 2010 Posted 12 February, 2010 to ''never walk alone'' ''wound up, wound up, with no cash in the bank, and you'll never play again, you'll never play again!'' This is a touch of genius, can just see those tenners in the air waving as we sing.
brianoneils slidingtackle Posted 12 February, 2010 Posted 12 February, 2010 Just whistle whenever that crap "Play up Pompey" is grunted by the blue few
Saints foreva Posted 12 February, 2010 Posted 12 February, 2010 Just whistle whenever that crap "Play up Pompey" is grunted by the blue few Or chant 'F**k off Pompey'. That always seemed to shut up them.
Saint Billy Posted 12 February, 2010 Posted 12 February, 2010 ymca "Park House Farm Way, your mother comes from Park House Farm Way". Coat!!
RedAndWhite91 Posted 12 February, 2010 Posted 12 February, 2010 Your ****, And You Smell Of Fish Classic.
tommi Posted 12 February, 2010 Posted 12 February, 2010 Grant, Grant, whatever your name may be, You **** hookers in Eeeeastleigh But it could be worse, it could be your gran ****in fish in your caravan
dune Posted 12 February, 2010 Posted 12 February, 2010 Skate c**t, you are soon going down. I said, Skate c**t, do you like our nice ground. I said, Skate c**t, 'cause you're in a posh town There's no need to be unhappy. Skate c**t, there's a place you can go. I said, Skate c**t, when you're short on your dough. Avrams been there, and I'm sure you will find Many ways to have a good time. And we're all singing for the H-M-R-C. It's fun to laugh at the H-M-R-C. etc....
saint1977 Posted 12 February, 2010 Posted 12 February, 2010 Grant, Grant, whatever your name may be, You **** hookers in Eeeeastleigh But it could be worse, it could be your gran ****in fish in your caravan Yes! This must be sung tommorrow.
ChrisPY Posted 12 February, 2010 Posted 12 February, 2010 Grant, Grant, whatever your name may be, You **** hookers in Eeeeastleigh But it could be worse, it could be your gran ****in fish in your caravan or Grant, Grant, wherever you may be You sh*g hookers in Eeeeeeeeastleigh It could be worse, could be a proper skate, Taking your sister out on a date.
Saint_clark Posted 12 February, 2010 Author Posted 12 February, 2010 Added a few more to the OP, there are some genius ones coming out here
FarehamRed Posted 12 February, 2010 Posted 12 February, 2010 Does anyone have the words to the "shoot to P*mpey scum" song?
Tim Southampton Rover Posted 12 February, 2010 Posted 12 February, 2010 Another tune to be played before kick off. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hkYJ7ADyKU i actually giggled like a girl then.
gupster1 Posted 12 February, 2010 Posted 12 February, 2010 To Rolling Stones "This could be the last time" This could be your last game This could be your last game Maybe your last game And we don`t care
John Smith Posted 12 February, 2010 Posted 12 February, 2010 Just thought I'd change the words a little to this corker. Is this the way to liquidation, Pompey wiped from the face of our nation, Even worse than relegation, And they won't be back again. Sha la la la la la la la, (Wound Up) Sha la la la la la la la, (Wound Up) Sha la la la la la la la, And they won't be back again. Is this the way to Amarillo (Armageddon?)
magnet Posted 12 February, 2010 Posted 12 February, 2010 How about: "6 days, you've only got 6 days!" "Que sera sera, what ever will be will be, you'll soon be history, que sera sera" even "You'll all be Saints fans next week, Saints fans next week....." as the wont have a club to support hopefully :-)
saint_stevo Posted 12 February, 2010 Posted 12 February, 2010 In St Mary's, Concrete jungle where Portsmouth dreams are ended, Theres nothing Saints can’t do, Now you’re at St Mary's, These stands will make you feel brand new, The team will inspire you, Lets here it for Southampton, Southampton, Southampton
FairWeather Posted 12 February, 2010 Posted 12 February, 2010 Just thought I'd change the words a little to this corker. Is this the way to liquidation, Pompey wiped from the face of our nation, Even worse than relegation, And they won't be back again. Sha la la la la la la la, (Wound Up) Sha la la la la la la la, (Wound Up) Sha la la la la la la la, And they won't be back again. Is this the way to Amarillo (Armageddon?) This is ace!
Thedelldays Posted 12 February, 2010 Posted 12 February, 2010 you're going bust in the morning buuuuust in the mooooorning you're going bust in the morning etc
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