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Saints vs Pompey - Themes, Songs etc.


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Text doing the rounds, sent it out to some of you:

 

Pompey chief executive Peter Storrie meets with the HMRC about the outstanding tax bill.

The officer tells him "I'm going to let you off with the £11.5million tax bill as I'm a great admirer of Pompey and think they are a fantastic club".

Storrie in a starled manor replies "really?"

In which the tax officer says "no, I'm winding you up"

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Here's another:

To the tune of "My Old Man's A Dustman" (remember it?)

 

Oh Pompey is a football club

Where the players don't get paid

And the High Court's going to wind you up

While Avram's getting laid

You're trading whilst insolvent

But don't you wail and blub

You can come and support Southampton

It's the world's best football club

 

OH

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How about a good old bout of "Cheat! Cheat! Cheat!" whenever they get the ball?

 

Easy for everyone to get into and not as annoying as whistling. We should certainly barrack them the second they get the ball.

 

Booing or whistling every time they get the ball would be bloody good.

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'I'd rather burn in hell than be a skate'

'I'd rather burn in hell than be a skate'

'Cos your town is full of *****rs, and you all **** fish for dinner'

'I'd rather burn in hell than be a skate'

 

Or

 

'I'd rather burn in hell than be a skate'

'I'd rather burn in hell than be a skate'

'Cos your clubs got no money, and you like to **** your Mummy'

'I'd rather burn in hell than be a skate'

 

To the tune of 'She'll be coming round the mountain'

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Skate c**t, you are soon going down.

I said, Skate c**t, do you like our nice ground.

I said, Skate c**t, 'cause you're in a posh town

There's no need to be unhappy.

 

Skate c**t, there's a place you can go.

I said, Skate c**t, when you're short on your dough.

Avrams been there, and I'm sure you will find

Many ways to have a good time.

 

And we're all singing for the H-M-R-C.

It's fun to laugh at the H-M-R-C.

 

etc....

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Grant, Grant, whatever your name may be,

You **** hookers in Eeeeastleigh

But it could be worse, it could be your gran

****in fish in your caravan

 

or

 

Grant, Grant, wherever you may be

You sh*g hookers in Eeeeeeeeastleigh

It could be worse, could be a proper skate,

Taking your sister out on a date.

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Just thought I'd change the words a little to this corker.

 

Is this the way to liquidation,

Pompey wiped from the face of our nation,

Even worse than relegation,

And they won't be back again.

Sha la la la la la la la, (Wound Up)

Sha la la la la la la la, (Wound Up)

Sha la la la la la la la,

And they won't be back again.

 

Is this the way to Amarillo (Armageddon?)

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How about:

 

"6 days, you've only got 6 days!"

 

"Que sera sera, what ever will be will be, you'll soon be history, que sera sera"

 

even "You'll all be Saints fans next week, Saints fans next week....." as the wont have a club to support hopefully :-)

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Just thought I'd change the words a little to this corker.

 

Is this the way to liquidation,

Pompey wiped from the face of our nation,

Even worse than relegation,

And they won't be back again.

Sha la la la la la la la, (Wound Up)

Sha la la la la la la la, (Wound Up)

Sha la la la la la la la,

And they won't be back again.

 

Is this the way to Amarillo (Armageddon?)

 

This is ace!

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