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I've been growing my first ever beard and am getting quite atttached to it. I've noticed quite a few people growing them recently, is their a trend starting?

 

Beware the velcro effect. Get up 5 minutes earlier and keep shaving, beards are for lazy bstards or people who mess about on boats and want to look the part. I should know I had one for about 15 years and at one stage made Brian Blessed look clean shaven.

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Beware the velcro effect. Get up 5 minutes earlier and keep shaving, beards are for lazy bstards or people who mess about on boats and want to look the part. I should know I had one for about 15 years and at one stage made Brian Blessed look clean shaven.

 

You had a boat?

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Beware the velcro effect. Get up 5 minutes earlier and keep shaving, beards are for lazy bstards or people who mess about on boats and want to look the part. I should know I had one for about 15 years and at one stage made Brian Blessed look clean shaven.

 

Blimey. I thought you'd done a runner. Welcome back, hope you are well.

 

I also had a beard for about 5 years. I shaved it off as I wanted a change and people said I looked better and younger. I knew I looked better and younger as I saw myself in the mirror. It made me question why I had the beard in the first place. A beard is a thing that only a few people can pull off properly.

 

This man's beard looks stupid. I think it is because the hair and beard are different colours. George Clooney has a greying beard, but his hair is also greying and he looks ok

 

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Grizzly Adams had a cool beard.

 

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I stopped shaving for about six weeks once because I felt like a change. It came in pretty well, but my cheek coverage wasn't enough for the full beard I was hoping for. I ended up with an untrimmed goatee and sideburns thingy, like an estate agent who had let himself go, and had to give up.

 

They bloody hurt when you get rid of them as well.

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If I go for over a day without shaving I start feeling run down and out of sorts. FACT.

 

Fair comment Zippo, I too had the usual "lost your razor" "shall I get my cat to lick it off" comments. Next time let it go for a few more days and it'll start to take shape, you can then start to sculpt it into something that makes a staement about the man behind it.

 

It is a total falacy that men with beards are hiding behind them, au contraire my friend, men with beards are making a atatement about who they are and waht they are about. I think mine syas 'this man is an intellectual man, this man is confident and rightly so, this man is a magnet for middle-aged MILFs, this man is hamster'

 

People like myself and George Michael can pull it off as we have well structured facial features that are enhaced, but I can see that if you already look a bit like a bench-sleeper a few day growth might just draw attention to the fact. I expect you don;t like getting noticed at the best of times.

 

Like I say, give it at least a week then start trimming, people know that a man with a beard is actually a lot cleaner than the quick '****, shower, shave' merchants.

 

Unlessd of course you Zippo are a tramp in man's clothing in which case, carry on mate.

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I've been growing my first ever beard and am getting quite atttached to it. I've noticed quite a few people growing them recently, is their a trend starting?

 

 

Beards are for guys who get fed up with shaving and have the freedom of a workplace to say: "ufck it." I'm all in favour.

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Funny you mention that, I am at this moment in time writing another book about sexual intercourse, and I am looking for two persons to act out some new positions for the front cover.

The book will be called 'Up a backstreet alley without a raincoat'.

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It would appear that Rickie and Kelvin have jum,ped on the hamster beard bandwagon.

 

I urge all saints fans to not shave until Saints next lose.

 

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Kelv is evidently a master beard grower, I noticed the stubble last week but blimey look at it he must be rubbing something into it imo.

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Beware the velcro effect. Get up 5 minutes earlier and keep shaving, beards are for lazy bstards or people who mess about on boats and want to look the part. I should know I had one for about 15 years and at one stage made Brian Blessed look clean shaven.

 

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