hamster Posted 24 January, 2010 Share Posted 24 January, 2010 I've been growing my first ever beard and am getting quite atttached to it. I've noticed quite a few people growing them recently, is their a trend starting? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nineteen Canteen Posted 24 January, 2010 Share Posted 24 January, 2010 I've been growing my first ever beard and am getting quite atttached to it. I've noticed quite a few people growing them recently, is their a trend starting? Beware the velcro effect. Get up 5 minutes earlier and keep shaving, beards are for lazy bstards or people who mess about on boats and want to look the part. I should know I had one for about 15 years and at one stage made Brian Blessed look clean shaven. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 24 January, 2010 Author Share Posted 24 January, 2010 Beware the velcro effect. Get up 5 minutes earlier and keep shaving, beards are for lazy bstards or people who mess about on boats and want to look the part. I should know I had one for about 15 years and at one stage made Brian Blessed look clean shaven. You had a boat? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nineteen Canteen Posted 24 January, 2010 Share Posted 24 January, 2010 You had a boat? - Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gigersaint Posted 24 January, 2010 Share Posted 24 January, 2010 Beards are also no fun when you have a coat zipped right up to your chin and you turn your head quickly either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wiltshire Saint Posted 24 January, 2010 Share Posted 24 January, 2010 Beware the velcro effect. Get up 5 minutes earlier and keep shaving, beards are for lazy bstards or people who mess about on boats and want to look the part. I should know I had one for about 15 years and at one stage made Brian Blessed look clean shaven. Blimey. I thought you'd done a runner. Welcome back, hope you are well. I also had a beard for about 5 years. I shaved it off as I wanted a change and people said I looked better and younger. I knew I looked better and younger as I saw myself in the mirror. It made me question why I had the beard in the first place. A beard is a thing that only a few people can pull off properly. This man's beard looks stupid. I think it is because the hair and beard are different colours. George Clooney has a greying beard, but his hair is also greying and he looks ok Grizzly Adams had a cool beard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red&White Posted 24 January, 2010 Share Posted 24 January, 2010 I've been growing my first ever beard and am getting quite atttached to it. I've noticed quite a few people growing them recently, is their a trend starting? Beards are mank Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tamesaint Posted 24 January, 2010 Share Posted 24 January, 2010 beards are for lazy bstards ....I should know I had one for about 15 years Would you call those 15 years the "lazy bstard years" ???? :-) :-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deppo Posted 24 January, 2010 Share Posted 24 January, 2010 If I go for over a day without shaving I start feeling run down and out of sorts. FACT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jillyanne Posted 24 January, 2010 Share Posted 24 January, 2010 One man and one man only can get away with having a beard:- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint lard Posted 24 January, 2010 Share Posted 24 January, 2010 I like a bearded clam. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonManager Posted 24 January, 2010 Share Posted 24 January, 2010 Did you know that the one member of rock and roll combo ZZ Top to not have a beard, is the drummer, who's name is -- Frank Beard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mao Cap Posted 24 January, 2010 Share Posted 24 January, 2010 I stopped shaving for about six weeks once because I felt like a change. It came in pretty well, but my cheek coverage wasn't enough for the full beard I was hoping for. I ended up with an untrimmed goatee and sideburns thingy, like an estate agent who had let himself go, and had to give up. They bloody hurt when you get rid of them as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 24 January, 2010 Author Share Posted 24 January, 2010 If I go for over a day without shaving I start feeling run down and out of sorts. FACT. Fair comment Zippo, I too had the usual "lost your razor" "shall I get my cat to lick it off" comments. Next time let it go for a few more days and it'll start to take shape, you can then start to sculpt it into something that makes a staement about the man behind it. It is a total falacy that men with beards are hiding behind them, au contraire my friend, men with beards are making a atatement about who they are and waht they are about. I think mine syas 'this man is an intellectual man, this man is confident and rightly so, this man is a magnet for middle-aged MILFs, this man is hamster' People like myself and George Michael can pull it off as we have well structured facial features that are enhaced, but I can see that if you already look a bit like a bench-sleeper a few day growth might just draw attention to the fact. I expect you don;t like getting noticed at the best of times. Like I say, give it at least a week then start trimming, people know that a man with a beard is actually a lot cleaner than the quick '****, shower, shave' merchants. Unlessd of course you Zippo are a tramp in man's clothing in which case, carry on mate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 24 January, 2010 Author Share Posted 24 January, 2010 One man and one man only can get away with having a beard:- Fixed it for ye Jilly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosham Scientist Posted 24 January, 2010 Share Posted 24 January, 2010 Just during the cold weather. Mostly shave it off in the spring. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperMikey Posted 24 January, 2010 Share Posted 24 January, 2010 One man and one man only can get away with having a beard:- Fixed it for ye Jilly. Fixed it for ye Hammy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ringwood Posted 24 January, 2010 Share Posted 24 January, 2010 beards, tried in my 20's gave up now in my late 40s and bingo it works , however theres more upkeep to a beard than shaving everyday! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ponty Posted 24 January, 2010 Share Posted 24 January, 2010 Did you know that the one member of rock and roll combo ZZ Top to not have a beard, is the drummer, who's name is -- Frank Beard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonManager Posted 24 January, 2010 Share Posted 24 January, 2010 Did you know that all 3 members of ZZ Top wear beards, and one of them is named Frank Beard! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CB Saint Posted 24 January, 2010 Share Posted 24 January, 2010 grew one when I was in my twenties. After three weeks it started to turn ginger - needless to say I haven't tried again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pilsburydoughboy Posted 24 January, 2010 Share Posted 24 January, 2010 My wife has a beard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ponty Posted 24 January, 2010 Share Posted 24 January, 2010 Did you know that all 3 members of ZZ Top wear beards, and one of them is named Frank Beard! I heard a rumour. It's quite uncanny. There's one guy called Billy Gibbons but, ironically, he's not one of the apes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pilsburydoughboy Posted 24 January, 2010 Share Posted 24 January, 2010 I heard a rumour. It's quite uncanny. There's one guy called Billy Gibbons but, ironically, he's not one of the apes. Is he funky? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ponty Posted 24 January, 2010 Share Posted 24 January, 2010 Yeah, somewhat, I guess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopGun Posted 24 January, 2010 Share Posted 24 January, 2010 I've been growing my first ever beard and am getting quite atttached to it. I've noticed quite a few people growing them recently, is their a trend starting? Beards are for guys who get fed up with shaving and have the freedom of a workplace to say: "ufck it." I'm all in favour. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deppo Posted 25 January, 2010 Share Posted 25 January, 2010 Hamster, you are truly Noel 'Tidy Beard' Edmonds, and should talk less about pulling things off with George Michael. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the stain Posted 25 January, 2010 Share Posted 25 January, 2010 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1LOm4_JFMc I'm an occasional beardsman. These days it carries two distinguished silvery patches either side of the chin. I haven't been clean shaven in over a decade. Shaving is foolishness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calvin Posted 25 January, 2010 Share Posted 25 January, 2010 I like to grow my beard during winter at times as it keeps my face warm Winter beards are great Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeff leopard Posted 25 January, 2010 Share Posted 25 January, 2010 One man and one man only can get away with having a beard:- got a thing for the silver fox, eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted 25 January, 2010 Share Posted 25 January, 2010 This is my latest chin wig, It makes me look european dont you think? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jillyanne Posted 25 January, 2010 Share Posted 25 January, 2010 Bigger pic please Dog, can't quite make that one out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted 25 January, 2010 Share Posted 25 January, 2010 Bigger pic please Dog, can't quite make that one out. You like my beard on your groin beard? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 25 January, 2010 Share Posted 25 January, 2010 I have designer stubble. I am stylish as fook Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted 25 January, 2010 Share Posted 25 January, 2010 I have designer stubble. I am stylish as fook I am sure you do, I doubt that. Ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuule 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deppo Posted 25 January, 2010 Share Posted 25 January, 2010 Dog, that picture is not you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted 25 January, 2010 Share Posted 25 January, 2010 Dog, that picture is not you. Chupame la Polla !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deppo Posted 25 January, 2010 Share Posted 25 January, 2010 Not now, not like this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted 25 January, 2010 Share Posted 25 January, 2010 Dog, that picture is not you. Why would you say such hurtful things? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jillyanne Posted 25 January, 2010 Share Posted 25 January, 2010 Why would you say such hurtful things? In denial. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pilsburydoughboy Posted 25 January, 2010 Share Posted 25 January, 2010 This is my latest chin wig, It makes me look european dont you think? Did you star in the book "The Joys of Sex "? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jillyanne Posted 25 January, 2010 Share Posted 25 January, 2010 Did you star in the book "The Joys of Sex "? Star in it, Dog wrote it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted 25 January, 2010 Share Posted 25 January, 2010 Funny you mention that, I am at this moment in time writing another book about sexual intercourse, and I am looking for two persons to act out some new positions for the front cover. The book will be called 'Up a backstreet alley without a raincoat'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dark Sotonic Mills Posted 25 January, 2010 Share Posted 25 January, 2010 Somehow I expected Dog to look more like this... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 25 January, 2010 Author Share Posted 25 January, 2010 It makes me look european dont you think? Nah. More europeanis than european imho. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 4 February, 2010 Author Share Posted 4 February, 2010 BUMP It would appear that Rickie and Kelvin have jum,ped on the hamster beard bandwagon. I urge all saints fans to not shave until Saints next lose. NB Kelv is evidently a master beard grower, I noticed the stubble last week but blimey look at it he must be rubbing something into it imo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MongoNeil Posted 4 February, 2010 Share Posted 4 February, 2010 I had my beard before it was cool and I'll probably still have it when it's no longer cool. Shaving's for mugs, don't miss it one bit! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arizona Posted 4 February, 2010 Share Posted 4 February, 2010 Beware the velcro effect. Get up 5 minutes earlier and keep shaving, beards are for lazy bstards or people who mess about on boats and want to look the part. I should know I had one for about 15 years and at one stage made Brian Blessed look clean shaven. I see... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedAndWhite91 Posted 4 February, 2010 Share Posted 4 February, 2010 (edited) ... Edited 4 February, 2010 by RedAndWhite91 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marsdinho Posted 4 February, 2010 Share Posted 4 February, 2010 I have no choice...I am so hairy that once I've finished shaving my face, I have to start again straight away, as the bit that I first shaved has starting growing back again....!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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