Beards

[hamster]

I've been growing my first ever beard and am getting quite atttached to it. I've noticed quite a few people growing them recently, is their a trend starting?

[Nineteen Canteen]

I've been growing my first ever beard and am getting quite atttached to it. I've noticed quite a few people growing them recently, is their a trend starting?

 

Beware the velcro effect. Get up 5 minutes earlier and keep shaving, beards are for lazy bstards or people who mess about on boats and want to look the part. I should know I had one for about 15 years and at one stage made Brian Blessed look clean shaven.

[hamster]

Beware the velcro effect. Get up 5 minutes earlier and keep shaving, beards are for lazy bstards or people who mess about on boats and want to look the part. I should know I had one for about 15 years and at one stage made Brian Blessed look clean shaven.

 

You had a boat?

[Nineteen Canteen]

You had a boat?

 

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[Gigersaint]

Beards are also no fun when you have a coat zipped right up to your chin and you turn your head quickly either.

[Wiltshire Saint]

Beware the velcro effect. Get up 5 minutes earlier and keep shaving, beards are for lazy bstards or people who mess about on boats and want to look the part. I should know I had one for about 15 years and at one stage made Brian Blessed look clean shaven.

 

Blimey. I thought you'd done a runner. Welcome back, hope you are well.

 

I also had a beard for about 5 years. I shaved it off as I wanted a change and people said I looked better and younger. I knew I looked better and younger as I saw myself in the mirror. It made me question why I had the beard in the first place. A beard is a thing that only a few people can pull off properly.

 

This man's beard looks stupid. I think it is because the hair and beard are different colours. George Clooney has a greying beard, but his hair is also greying and he looks ok

 

 

Grizzly Adams had a cool beard.

 

[Red&White]

I've been growing my first ever beard and am getting quite atttached to it. I've noticed quite a few people growing them recently, is their a trend starting?

 

Beards are mank

[Tamesaint]

beards are for lazy bstards ....I should know I had one for about 15 years

 

 

Would you call those 15 years the "lazy bstard years" ???? :-) :-)

[Deppo]

If I go for over a day without shaving I start feeling run down and out of sorts. FACT.

[Jillyanne]

One man and one man only can get away with having a beard:-

 

[saint lard]

I like a bearded clam.

[RonManager]

Did you know that the one member of rock and roll combo ZZ Top to not have a beard, is the drummer, who's name is --

 

 

Frank Beard.

[Mao Cap]

I stopped shaving for about six weeks once because I felt like a change. It came in pretty well, but my cheek coverage wasn't enough for the full beard I was hoping for. I ended up with an untrimmed goatee and sideburns thingy, like an estate agent who had let himself go, and had to give up.

 

They bloody hurt when you get rid of them as well.

[hamster]

If I go for over a day without shaving I start feeling run down and out of sorts. FACT.

 

Fair comment Zippo, I too had the usual "lost your razor" "shall I get my cat to lick it off" comments. Next time let it go for a few more days and it'll start to take shape, you can then start to sculpt it into something that makes a staement about the man behind it.

 

It is a total falacy that men with beards are hiding behind them, au contraire my friend, men with beards are making a atatement about who they are and waht they are about. I think mine syas 'this man is an intellectual man, this man is confident and rightly so, this man is a magnet for middle-aged MILFs, this man is hamster'

 

People like myself and George Michael can pull it off as we have well structured facial features that are enhaced, but I can see that if you already look a bit like a bench-sleeper a few day growth might just draw attention to the fact. I expect you don;t like getting noticed at the best of times.

 

Like I say, give it at least a week then start trimming, people know that a man with a beard is actually a lot cleaner than the quick '****, shower, shave' merchants.

 

Unlessd of course you Zippo are a tramp in man's clothing in which case, carry on mate.

[hamster]

One man and one man only can get away with having a beard:-

 

 

Fixed it for ye Jilly.

[Cosham Scientist]

Just during the cold weather. Mostly shave it off in the spring.

[SuperMikey]

One man and one man only can get away with having a beard:-

 

Fixed it for ye Jilly.

 

Fixed it for ye Hammy.

[ringwood]

beards, tried in my 20's gave up now in my late 40s and bingo it works , however theres more upkeep to a beard than shaving everyday!

[Ponty]

Did you know that the one member of rock and roll combo ZZ Top to not have a beard, is the drummer, who's name is --

 

 

Frank Beard.

[RonManager]

 

Did you know that all 3 members of ZZ Top wear beards, and one of them is named Frank Beard!

[CB Saint]

grew one when I was in my twenties. After three weeks it started to turn ginger - needless to say I haven't tried again

[pilsburydoughboy]

My wife has a beard

[Ponty]

Did you know that all 3 members of ZZ Top wear beards, and one of them is named Frank Beard!

I heard a rumour. It's quite uncanny.

 

There's one guy called Billy Gibbons but, ironically, he's not one of the apes.

[pilsburydoughboy]

I heard a rumour. It's quite uncanny.

 

There's one guy called Billy Gibbons but, ironically, he's not one of the apes.

 

Is he funky?

[Ponty]

Yeah, somewhat, I guess.

[TopGun]

I've been growing my first ever beard and am getting quite atttached to it. I've noticed quite a few people growing them recently, is their a trend starting?

 

 

Beards are for guys who get fed up with shaving and have the freedom of a workplace to say: "ufck it." I'm all in favour.

[Deppo]

Hamster, you are truly Noel 'Tidy Beard' Edmonds, and should talk less about pulling things off with George Michael.

[the stain]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1LOm4_JFMc

 

I'm an occasional beardsman. These days it carries two distinguished silvery patches either side of the chin. I haven't been clean shaven in over a decade. Shaving is foolishness.

[Calvin]

I like to grow my beard during winter at times as it keeps my face warm Winter beards are great

[jeff leopard]

One man and one man only can get away with having a beard:-

 

 

got a thing for the silver fox, eh?

[Dog]

 

This is my latest chin wig, It makes me look european dont you think?

[Jillyanne]

Bigger pic please Dog, can't quite make that one out.

[Dog]

Bigger pic please Dog, can't quite make that one out.

 

You like my beard on your groin beard?

[saint_stevo]

I have designer stubble. I am stylish as fook

[Dog]

I have designer stubble. I am stylish as fook

 

I am sure you do, I doubt that.

 

Ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuule 1

[Deppo]

Dog, that picture is not you.

[Dog]

Dog, that picture is not you.

 

Chupame la Polla !!

[Deppo]

Not now, not like this.

[Dog]

Dog, that picture is not you.

 

 

Why would you say such hurtful things?

[Jillyanne]

Why would you say such hurtful things?

 

In denial.

[pilsburydoughboy]

 

This is my latest chin wig, It makes me look european dont you think?

 

Did you star in the book "The Joys of Sex "?

[Jillyanne]

Did you star in the book "The Joys of Sex "?

 

Star in it, Dog wrote it.

[Dog]

Funny you mention that, I am at this moment in time writing another book about sexual intercourse, and I am looking for two persons to act out some new positions for the front cover.

The book will be called 'Up a backstreet alley without a raincoat'.

[Guest Dark Sotonic Mills]

Somehow I expected Dog to look more like this...

 

[hamster]

 

It makes me look european dont you think?

 

Nah. More europeanis than european imho.

[hamster]

BUMP

 

It would appear that Rickie and Kelvin have jum,ped on the hamster beard bandwagon.

 

I urge all saints fans to not shave until Saints next lose.

 

 

NB

Kelv is evidently a master beard grower, I noticed the stubble last week but blimey look at it he must be rubbing something into it imo.

[MongoNeil]

I had my beard before it was cool and I'll probably still have it when it's no longer cool. Shaving's for mugs, don't miss it one bit!

[Arizona]

Beware the velcro effect. Get up 5 minutes earlier and keep shaving, beards are for lazy bstards or people who mess about on boats and want to look the part. I should know I had one for about 15 years and at one stage made Brian Blessed look clean shaven.

 

I see...

 

[RedAndWhite91]

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Edited 4 February, 2010 by RedAndWhite91

[Marsdinho]

I have no choice...I am so hairy that once I've finished shaving my face, I have to start again straight away, as the bit that I first shaved has starting growing back again....!!!!